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(cousin Ainus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

What have we started........

But anyway..... back to the ask in hand......
HAIRY FRUITS

And thats all Ive done so far

As I asked earlier, does anyone know how to do one of those forms where people can submit their own pictures? As I havent got a clue how to do that..........
And also should I divide it into sections for each fruit?

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

Sharky's new economy dentures

were a big mistake.

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

Not too sure about the teeth

but he's sporting a great lipstick - love the colour sharkie

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Hi everybody...

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

I know I do

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

i will

if i know you haven't been anywhere (or anyone) icky

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

I am grinning from ear

to ear!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

but hey,

who knows where that unknown anorak's been? we can't be too careful babe!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

or have you two

not comsumated your relationship yet?

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Not just not speaking.

Not co-habiting either.
:)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

In my opinion...

its the best way for it...
Women = time
time = money
money = evil
women = evil.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

unless they swallow, of course

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

but then

swallow=marmite
and you have to buy the marmite,
so
marmite=money and
money=evil...
its a viscious circle!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)

good point

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

thanks- i do my best

hopefully not jsut a pretty face... maybe not even a pretty face

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

So your saying

If(swallow(women) = true) then
women = good
else
women = evil
end if

Kill me, I'm such a fucking geek!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

I thought you all seemed like happy people:

This is why:

news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm

spaz i know, but relevent

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

Aha!

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

Am relieved to know I am nice then.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

You know what...

Banana, Joannie Jim, Wingnut... It makes me proud to say I associate with such a nice group of people.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

and all based on our willingness to swallow marmite......:)

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

mmm

i actually really like marmite. yummy

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

me too :)

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

I like

it too. Lovely on toast

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

Hell no...

that stuff is NASTY!!!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

its so much better

than shitty old vegemite. all us aussies are sposed to love it. not me!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

Your an Aussie...

in UK or down under?

I thought that Aussies were supposed to like Fosters and boomarangs... or is that my ignorant self centered narrow view on the world?

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

nah, "down under"

(double entendre again!)
and yeah, that's your ignorant self centred narrow view of the world... i don't like fosters, it tastes like... i dunno... not good.... and boomerangs... well never seen one in my life. sorry.
but i did ride a kangaroo to school when i was a kid.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

Were you ever able to upgrade to a Wallaby?

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

So you had a ride

on a kangaroo...

That's nasty, I've ended up with a few busted girls before but I'd never resort to that kinda thing.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

oh ew gross

you sir, have a dirtier mind than me.

and no, no wallabies, just kangaroos. but i will be witnessing the wallabies kicking south africa's tiny little hineys in exactly one month's time. yay.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)

Ahhhh I sense another thread starting

Rugby..........mmmm.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

I thinks its you bbing a bad influence on me...

I'm usually such a goodboy... anyways, I best do some work now.x

COME ON SOUTH AFRICA!!!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)

i honestly don't understand

why everyone whinges about it so much

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

Very good for a sore throat.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

really?

is that true or are you being funny?

cause that'd be a handy thing to know if its true!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

Well I think it is

- seems to have an anaesthetic quality - or maybe it's the salty goodness as salt can be healing.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)

but

its actually full of glucose...as in sugar.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

even better - soothing like

a Locket cough sweet

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

hmmm...

ok i'm keeping this in mind for cold and flu season!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

I'm gonna put my neck out now...

your female, aren't you.

Don't be so dirty, me and Wingbolt are discussing Marmite... theres always someone wanting to lower the tone.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

who's being dirty! nah - nothing

wrong with marmite, Shift.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

ah, double entendres

surely thats the sole reason the internet was invented!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

I dunno.

Beats work I suppose.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

made me

smile

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

o_0

that guy is great. you should get mr.fancyteeth to do one of his animations, with mr.cuttlefish-head in the office. that'd rule. him acting completely normal and everyone else trying not to point out he has a cuttlefish for a head...

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

'Denise,

yes, its says here that we taste like chicken!'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

'What is this Denise? Is this some kind of prank?

I have been getting the impression ever since i took up the post at this company that there is something people aren't telling me...'

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

'Yes Denise,

I appreciate that nearly everone employed here has signed the petition but I'm telling, there's nothing I can do about the fishy smell!'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

'You know what, Denise? I don't care!

I came in yesterday to find someone had pinned a note to the back of my chair saying 'Fry Me'. Someone else recently sent me a memo saying 'Who's up for sushi tonight?' and, to top it all off, i found a harpoon stuck in my desk this morning. Now, how can you tell me people aren't sharing some kind of joke behind my back?'

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

the scourge of merchantmen everywhere

I bring you Captain Kitten!

i could have put so much more effort into this. sorry.

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

i actually just went

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! for about 30 seconds.

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

A ha!

Whiskers off the starboard bow!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

Me too.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Arrrr lad

that thear be a mighty fine potato

(Wallz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)

Channel 4....

... Seem a little confused about the banana thing...

Thanks for going to the trouble of sending me this interesting 'banana meets
knife' attachment but I'm afraid I need it explaining to me. Please feel free to
give me a call on the number below. Cheers.

Dave Barber
Big Brother's Little Brother - C4 Friday Night Live

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

Go on

give um a bell and explain it to them, slowly like your talking to a complete thicko

(Wallz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

Uninspired as usual =)

(Dies Irae, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

Most amusing

Ha ha ha!

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

That, sir,

is a lovely woo.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

aw shucks

have a kiss on the cheek

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

Made me chuckle that.

Lots of lovely swear words.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

Boo!Nay!

to whoever posted a giant empty space in the middle of the board.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

As Deniis Norden used to say.

"Looks familiar"

Ah that takes me back to the "Night of the giant empty space in the middle of the board"

(Jim Pooley, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

dasman30.

He's done that before.
Is it school holidays already or something?

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

Seems like it's always school holidays, recently.

Probably 'cos I'm getting old(er)...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

is that

what it was?
who did it? hold my coat...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

looks like the board has spazzed.

must be that time of the month.
{edit: ah, fixed now. That's better.}

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

Just want to know

what people have on the top of their computer.
I have a cow that poo's jelly beans, a clockwork kenny, a buddah, a clockwork Godzilla, a plastic Nun finger puppet and a replica of the Statue of Liberty..oh and a small version of the Millenium Falcon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

i have a buddah too

its on a spring and he's got headphones on.

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

on your computers

or on your monitors?

I'm not normally this pedantic, but it's my tourrettes acting up again...

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

Monitor

I just use the word Computer in a general sense.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

I have,

A fluffy sheep, a nakkid wanker doll, a red and orange lego robot and a string with wooden beads and sticks that I can't puzzle out.....some kinda brain teaser....!!

Someone posted the pic of my lego man trying to stuff his weapon up the wanker doll... it is what my toys get up to when I am out of the office..

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

i have a

fluffy spider that i through at hugo when he has his headphones on.
a skull and crossbones sticker and a 3 of clubs with a girl doing a workout on.

at home i have pikachu and balbasaur with batteries in they talk to each other

(doktored, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

ive got the pikachu

i didnt know it could talk. is it the one where if you cover its eyes it says 'chuuuuuu, chuuuuu'?

(dickyb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

have a half scale bagpuss and one of those intel men shiny suit dolls riding its back.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)

lots and lots...

...of delicious, delicious dust.

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

snap

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

on top of my nice big sony trinitron monitor

for my pc i have a mac logo sticker

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

I've got.......

a squeaky rubber duck, webcam, mad caddies cd, my goggles and graphics tablet ontop my monitor and the 3 big rocky horror colectors figure things.

(Dies Irae, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

oh yea next to my monitor

i have a horror figure. a spiderman moneybox, a texas cattlebrand, and the piece d'resistance ... the actual articfact that angelina jolie is searching for in tomb raider....

(doktored, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

i have

a packet of balloons with 'jesus is alive' written on them.

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

Oooh

i want one.

(Dies Irae, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

Snow globes

Paris in the snow, kennedy space station in the snow and ayres rock in the snow. How about that then!

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

I have

a squeaky rubber rat with a noose round his neck

(lowey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

Aah good old squaeky rubber rat.

I remember the old days.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

I've got

bagpuss, a plastic elephant, lego storm-trooper and a plastic rock.

I found the plastic rock the other day at lunch

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

Well done!

You bastard, I never get lucky finds like that!

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

on top of my monitor there is...

...nothing.
however, blu-tacked to the front, just above the screen, i have the name tag of the pretty secretary from downstairs.
and about 486 post-its.
i have the worlds most boring monitor. the end.

(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)

The best thing on my

monitor is the slidy thing that I can switch from Morning to Afternoon so I dont say the wrong thing to the people ringing up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

wow! i want one of those!

did you make it yourself?

(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

And where is the pretty secretary?

She's locked in the cellar, isn't she? You bastard, let her out.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

sssshhhh!

thats meant to be a secret!

(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

I have...

...Vash The Stampede figure, lots of weeny Digimon figures and a Monster in my Pocket I found the other day. Oh and drunk Soundwave is sat on one of the speakers, leaning against the monitor.

Could this be a start of a "post your desk" image thread?

(xerode, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

on top of my monitor

is a sticker that ways "i love bliss" (the teen girl magazine)

that is all

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buttercup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

I had an MSpaint picture

of me from a few years ago. I came in last week to find it had been sponged. The piccie had been scanned in, sponged and reprinted !

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

ive got the loveliest item in the world

A small, plastic golden windmill with a sucker on the back. Could be a prize for the next competition (im losing my job tomorrow!)

(dickyb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

big hugs

to you then...
what do you do? non-specific like

(doktored, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

i work for a phone company in credit control - im nosing around timmy malletts personal details as we speak

(dickyb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

can't give you

a job ... sorry.

well done on 'the mallet'
i once found a 'gorden bennet' in a old job

(doktored, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

he lives in cookham, berks.

near maidenhead if your interested. ive also got his bank & credit card details.... i bet he's a millionaire.

(dickyb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

Nuffin:

it's a flatscreen, and the cd's keep falling off.

(sasquatch, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

I have nothing on my monitor,

it's not big enough.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

I've also got a collection of hats im

building up - so far a policemans helmet and a construction workers hardhat. Only need a fireman and a Red Indian now....

(dickyb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

i've just moved office to it's nekkid at the moment

before i had a sticky bug thing. and a cardboard flower with my face stuck in the middle. oh, and a postit not with "kick me" written on it (i was saving it for a special occasion)

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new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

pointless

cack

a small rabbit shaped eraser
a blue kinder surprise plane
a dog from some Warner Bros animation
and a pinocchio from Tuscany

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

just a comp for yall///

spong comp

(doktored, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

wow!

those guys rock. funk is the coolest.

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

i would go

if i was allowed :(

(doktored, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

Corporate tickets

I've never been a fan of seeing the best seats at sporting matches taken by corporate idiots who know nothing about the sport - that was untill I got a offered a corporate day at Wimbledon, Hurrah!!! Tim who???

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

Good breeding

*edit* - damn you joose. My clumsy hands cannot compete
it shows, you know.

(sasquatch, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

awwwwwww

That ones actually better than mine though..... the sites coming along atm...... woo & yay

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

image removed - don't fuck with our board.

(dasman30, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

anyone still eating lunch?

I found some hairy fruit...

Got a use for it anyone?

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

telgraph.co.uk

...looks like the domain police have got hold of it...

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

I was bored at lunch

so I though I'd do a hairy fruit. He's an orange, his name is miguel, he's very proud of his moustache and will attack anyone who criticizes it.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)

ahh...

inspired by the Curious Orange from TMWRNJ?

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

HUMAN FLESH!

HUMAN FLESH!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

I'd forgotten about that,

but he must have been lurking in my subconcious somewhere...

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

its the curious orange with a dirty sanchez then .....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

watch it!

he'll have your finger off for that...

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

Or one

Of those evil Rowntrees Fruit Winder things?

(xerode, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

what about this

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

Ooh...

a lemon with an afro. Nice.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

or this...

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

WooHoo!

nearing the 5000 mark with Pixel Ninja, and now the site has busted.

Still deserving of my new wooyay though.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

and have my woo yay too

Made last night for a jeff image, but i think you have ernt it too

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)

this is what I think of as a fruit with a beard

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

Thats unfair

Potatoslapping Lula in with Dale Winton is unkind.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

Surely that's

Lula with a fruit and some fruit?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

Hang on

If you say 'Bird' in a scottish accent it sounds a bit like 'Beard'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

what will i be showing more-

my age or my geographical location if i say who's lula?

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

Age? Location?

More probably gender. Lula is probably far more popular with us men...
clicky?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

ok.....

still drawing a blank.... who is she?

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME dammit

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

OOH! HEY!!

there's someone called lula just down the board! could that be her? is the search over?

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

I put a clicky in my previous post.

Have a look there.
:)
x

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

thanks bubs!

gotta say, i understand completely now!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

Woo!andYay!

for naked pictures in people's profiles!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

i'll try and find one

to put in mine...

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

*rubs hands*

I'm turning into a dirty old man...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

you're 24

you're a dirty YOUNG man!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

She's wearing a towel.

on the bits you cant see.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

No, she isn't!

;¬)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

Only cos the right Woman hasn't come along yet...!!

..Erm.......

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

I do think using b3tan's faces is dangerous ground.

...but then I would say that, wouldn't i.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

i think its fine. feel free to photoshop me anytime.

Taking the mickey out of peoples chins... now thats dangerous ground!

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

I don't mind really,

Guess it was only a matter of time......LOL.

But as, with and shopping for a hairy fruit.....eekkk

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

is lula a beard?

who is she married to?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

aha so you got it.

just to let you others know - a beard is a woman who goes out with or marries a celebrity homoseckshual who's pretending not to be a celebrity homoseckshual. Here endeth the lesson.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

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