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# i've had requests for nasty toons...
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/ballerina1.jpg

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!

but now i'm getting off work.
(no 'getting off' jokes please)

good night!
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:12, archived)
# argh! my eyes
erm, you might want to mention that's nsfw
(1, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# What
are they doing mommy?
(Jimpy, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:14, archived)
# haha!
it's a good answer . . .
(tom_artosorse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# well, you see,
when two people who love each other very much, or- well, like each other's pheromones, they ...dance together...
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:16, archived)
# well done you
have a gold star

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:19, archived)
# OMG, I've actually done that
advantages of girlfriend (now ex) what was a dancer at college. Late night, after a rehearsal (hers not mine)... anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# apologies for cross posting...
the first beta site is ready.
this is the first results of the uplaod project.
i hope soon to integrate the two such that any new uploads automatically get included in the site.

click the "reload" link a few times to get the jist of what's going on.

enjoy.

edit: i still need more stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)
# how rare!
btw, i do like your dual monitors and lovely XP skin


ps. yay! after about 50 refreshes my suicidal mime came up!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)
# hmmm
yes 'tis very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Yay!
Saw my pic on the first click!

Hey, I'm a poet and I know it!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:47, archived)
# WOO!! my car's on it too
And if i say so myself, it's a honey
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
# I'll get me coat . . .
(tom_artosorse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)
# that
is terrible


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)
# I know
I get worse as the night goes on . . . sorry about that.
(tom_artosorse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Oh dear,
dear, dear, dear........

titter
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:16, archived)
# i suppose thats what they mean by.......pffffffff......"cock-eyed"

(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# either she was in 'V'
or she is not so much cock-eyed as cock-arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# well urethral eyed didn't
sound as good.............
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Wait, I know that face!
But... how?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:14, archived)
# it's sooo unfair not to congratulate you
that is like, erm, bill gates' nightmare madness psychosis....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Wizbit always wanted to be less ambiguous
 

 
(brainflakes, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:03, archived)
# I'm fairly certain I don't want to know where you got the source for that shape
Yellow triangles, eww..

*fwaps in appreciation*
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Pfft.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# That am
woo.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# What the hell is that
...besides the obvious?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
dildotastic!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# great coloring. looks as if it was hewn from butter.
yay? sfw?
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# butter statues
now there's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Unless it's...
Sahara desert statues. That would be a sticky situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Is it wrong,
to recognise that cock from somewhere?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:10, archived)
# yes
if you recognise it becuase you had it in your mouth
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Ha ha
thisaway, haha never thataway . .
(Cotsan, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:10, archived)
# my
oh my
(dedlymonkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:16, archived)
# yay.

(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# also, a pandapearoast:
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Yay!!
I love smoking animals....

I mean
I love smoking animals
not
I Love, smoking animals....is that clear?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# As mud
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Good,
as I hate confusing people!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# how do you stuff the animals into your pipe?
and its a bit cruel when you light them
I would say
(dreariersphere, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:22, archived)
# wonderfully satisfied panda
must have had a good night
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# thats ace
*feels fluffy*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# i made one too
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:21, archived)
# I'm having a retrospective #2

(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# a horse?
in a dalek suit/costume?


ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I like you, you're puddled!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)
# keyboard for phonetic spellers


anyone going to be able to fill in the gaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Fill in the gaps?
*looks at own keyboard*


Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Where's
Peter Kay!?

He is teh best
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Don't ask me!
How am I to know? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:01, archived)
# agh! teh american keyboard! etc etc
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Wow
how ridiculously snazzy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Quincy, E, Mr T, Jack Dee
the rest have lost me
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# that is Q, from James Bond, much
like M...sorry I got lazy after the concept afterglow wore off
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:02, archived)
# How about a nice Camel Toe for
W

O could be our friend the goatse
Z* from Pulp Fiction
V Winston Churchill *sticking fingers up*
*Note to Yanks.
It is not pronounced Zee
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:01, archived)
# ah I am dumb...
I was going to use Goku for the Z

from Dragon ball Zed, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Is it because I am 36 and you are obviously not that old
that I don't have a fucking clue WYABOA

/zimmer
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Woo for Dragonball Z
The Briefs family...

Bulma
Trunks
Vegeta?
Bra
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)
# the person who manages to find
an icon-sized pic encapsulating the spirit of 'Caps Lock' will get a special prize, erm, sorry , respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:01, archived)
# the one between
tab and shift?
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:02, archived)
# Nope.
I use DVORAK.

/geek
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:02, archived)
# I prefer AZERTY.
French layout, comes in very useful when typing in French. Basically AZ and QW swap places, and numbers along the top need Shift-ing... but if you are in caps lock they come up.

Vowels all on the top row too, seems to make it easier
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:10, archived)
# I had to use a french keyboard while in france.
Makes sense eh?

Well when I got back to england my touch typing was all fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Kenny G.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:08, archived)
# touche
sir
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# or Ali G for that matter
in'it
(dreariersphere, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:27, archived)
# well 0
could have the old japanese zero fighter on....

...or if you say "oh" it could have cheerios on it...

and P... actually let's not.
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:24, archived)
# P = water sports
need I say more - I hope not

/hides in nearest corner

woo to the idea
(dreariersphere, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# I tried, I tried
but it's never going to be office-acceptible unless it's just a stream of yellow water
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# perhaps you should try
the vegetable approach then
(dreariersphere, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# F1
= motorsport
(dreariersphere, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:41, archived)
# what's the natural extension of Touche?
I'm stabbed through the heart with a rapier?? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# quick shite


(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# ooooh she's hot!
but I think i prefered that Goff girl you posted before.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:02, archived)
# oh what, you mean...


worth a pe-roast,right?
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# that's the one
more of that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# I think it is.
But he's to "busy" to reply.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# *blush*



(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# yet again
we face the bizarre lego-nippled woman
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:30, archived)
# thats
good
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# I have created a monster.


Had to be done, since I seem to have created a panda mash theme with Jim the Peagle and Pierre the french Panda.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# that is 167.73 KB.
if it was a .jpg instead of a .bmp it would be much smaller.
(1, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Oh crap
Was ment to be a .png anyway :P

Plus, it's not easy converting a .bmp to gif on paint without images turning luminous green and orange.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# It's a jpg now
So piss on your bonfire.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# can i borrow your's
please?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Borrow my
what.

*feels insanely stupid*
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Panda pearoast!!

they didn't trust the new guy.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Spot the difference
NSFW

My hometown is so shit ¬¬}

Edit: Now in .jpg format.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Can't
how ever hard i try
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# That picture is
so crappily paintmashed.

And it took my fuggin' ages, too.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# it's not cos it paint
it's because it's saved as a .bmp, change it to a .jpg
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# No
It IS cause it's paint.

Because I'm no good at shading in backgrounds where i have cut things out.

So it looks so odd and chizzled.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Shirley those titles should be the other way round?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Shhhh
Nobody needs to know that..
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)
# I'm having a retrospective

(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Horlicks* meets
computer screen moment.

*Don't ask. Ta.
(cottaging, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Isn't that the Income Tax guy
cunt that he is
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# No it
isn't. Income tax guy is cool (mainly cos i used to know the guy who drew him, top bloke)
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:20, archived)
#
yea
More Biscuitry
(Hairy Midget, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# ARF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# ARF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
# ARF???
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
what a top thing to see before bed

g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
# g'night,
sleep tight, watch the bed bugs do not bite,
if they do, do a poo, put it in a cornish stew,
into the ambulance, dring dring dring,
fish trousers elephant, in peking,
saw a busy bee, diddle diddle dee...
daddy's an accountant just like me!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Ace. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
# yyyyyaaaaaayyyyY!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# awesome
are you mr. scruff?

if so, woo to you and your music.

if not, woo nonetheless!
(idlemind, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# horay for Mr. Scruff playing
at the Nexus in southampton t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Top stuff.
Liking that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!!
That has made me laff more than ought else tonight! wooyayandhoupla!
(tom_artosorse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Top notch
(Cotsan, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# hahahahahah
FP FP FP FP now!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(WiggZ, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:17, archived)
# since we appear to be doing pandas tonight...

clicky for a small fillum what i done made for a friend's band...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah!
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# that's ace
nice favicon too :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# I scream, you scream
everybody wants ice cream.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# i'm doing a panda right now...
yeah..

take it...

nnnnngghh...

ooh yeah, you like my bamboo don't you, you hairy bitch!

yeah!
(idlemind, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# god bless monkeys..

- Oy! get us a beer.

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# really don't know why . . .
(tom_artosorse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# like that i do.
have my woo panda!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:47, archived)
# why thank you
;o)
(tom_artosorse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# is that that panda from ranma 1/2?
woo!

edit; and w/y for karate pandas!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# why yes
yes it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# that's the hippest panda ever.
have a SUPERSIZEYAY
(:Nelly:, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# top woo.
main image not bad neither
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# pork.... yummy
(Sigma5, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)
# I'm sorry
this is extremely good _but_ it's just a bit too much for my brain/eyes at this time of night.

Woo, though.
(:Nelly:, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:44, archived)
# i've been trying
to shop something vaginal with a hippo mouth and still keep it SFW....the hunt continues...
they mouths is creepy!
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:44, archived)
# o.O
That is most brilliant.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
bastard...I was looking for something to do with that hippo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:45, archived)
# sorry
:)
(Sigma5, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# all it needs is
some apple sauce
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# in the booth, no one can hear you scream....
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:39, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
the slogan still works!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:40, archived)
# i don't have
many spacey fonts..or time to do a central burst of light....thanks tho!
(travbot, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:42, archived)
# yay, pandas


*bit crap, speed toonage*

Edit: colours swapped, no more cowness
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# cowcedural panda, very nice
also, I went around nemesis at alton towers today all the way with FINGER GLASSES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:38, archived)
# loon!
(:Nelly:, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:42, archived)
# probably right
i also did it on all the other rides...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Finger glasses? What are they?
I've been on with normal glasses.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
# it's when you make o's with your fingers
and push said fingers over eyes, so you have glasses made from your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:44, archived)
# o.O
Well done, you.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
it's a freak cow/panda/dalmation crossbreed!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:39, archived)

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