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# Shaft.
Will this get a prize?
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The long awaited sequel?


Bin Done? Site was down this afternoon...
(drydo, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:31, archived)
# If it were one of my work e-mails it would be...
(maybe Spam)RE: You've got mail.


What is the point of adding '(maybe spam)' to my mails at work? Stupid Lotus Notes.

Doesn't stop me reading them.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:44, archived)
# by far...
the cleverest one i've seen!

woo to you
(nutty_nut_nuts, Sun 24 Oct 2004, 22:19, archived)
# .
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance it out of your body...

All I wanna do is strut!
(nicg_slash, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Is this stu from my work?
Cos he was talking about doing this one today!

(not to detract form your brilliance if it isn't!)

WOO!
(kuntybawz, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
# not stu
no it isn't stu, but glad I got in there first! phew...
(nicg_slash, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Groan


Made this while the board was down. Now far too many excellent entries have been done. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:23, archived)
# haha...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# what a compo
and what a post woo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# have my first anim-WOO
(Freegan Bikefascist, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:30, archived)
# that's wick'd
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:33, archived)
# I almost did this:
attack of the Colon..
same idea but with Goatse.

But Im not that pissed....
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Oh shit
Who else is fucked as a donkey?
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:21, archived)
# he but
you should see the donkey
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# you said he when you ment me
drunk cunt
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Ripped as a
kipper here.

I don't know if I've ever told you this man, but you're one of my best friends *gurn* etc.
(kuntybawz, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Not quite...
*puts on donkey costume*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# *bums a donkey*
*thinking of a horse*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
# Hey...
*scrambles for bumming bloomers*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Blimmy.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:40, archived)
# *takes you to the glue factory*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# HELLO
I AM.
(what ?, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Fancy
a shag?
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:39, archived)
# More
than you know
(what ?, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:48, archived)
# I think the correct term is...
Cuntoxed.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
# I cant even shop
without saying CUNT
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Ehhh!
your name is QUIM LEAK!
Heheheh ..jheheheheheh.h.....hehehehehe.
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:41, archived)
# TW4T73D
4641N
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Fixed this up better
fd
(Hairy Midget, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:15, archived)
# on that note
its night night from me.

Sleep well and dream of fluff
(Pouched_species, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:17, archived)
# The physics of that really doesn't work...
Woo though! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:19, archived)
# dunno...
maybe the front wheel hit an invisible tortoise
[woo to pic]
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I
miss teh gay-shift?

(Pouched_species, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty wogan






(big_bap, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:09, archived)
# pretty wogan,
type you'd like to meet?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:10, archived)
# haha!!!
fanfuckintastic, i salute your efforts at 1.25am on a saturday.

Woo(yay)!
(kuntybawz, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# arf!
but where's the additional word?

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:11, archived)
# OK, OK. Hate me, but....
/Cough...

Where is the Added word? Thought you were supposed to add an extra words to the film, not change of of them.


It's been blended well but I am drunk and pedantic, so I don't care about annoying people.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Pedantic,
but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:20, archived)
# wogan
....could this be a new b3ta icon??
(45thgenerationroman, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite proud of this one

Thanks for the FP - I'm well chuffed so I just donated some spondula - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MattM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:08, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:10, archived)
# that's good
this competition is the best for ages
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Could well be.
Whoa.

Good to see that people are actually Adding words, and not just editing titles like most people. Fantastic entry there.


Did anyone notice my editing? No? Good.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:20, archived)
# But i like..
... Kenneth Williams

Matron!
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Matron
noticed
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:27, archived)
# haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:11, archived)
#
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:13, archived)
# haha
nicely done indeed.
(AlexV - stop coming to my house!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:13, archived)
# wonderful!
hæhæhæhæhæ
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# A U?
Well at least its not a Uc
(JamesG, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
# simply
amazing.
(creativeusername, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 15:13, archived)
# hahahhahahahaah
pppppft!
(eyes, Sun 24 Oct 2004, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
not even wireless!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
# I love the yanking going on
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:14, archived)
# They have teh internet...
in france???
I thought they were all backwater bobbins?
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n dirty


edit: my first fp - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# great moobage!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Is he using one of those ab belt thingies?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:03, archived)
# He may have placed it lower than his abs
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:01, archived)
# what an ace last pic to see before bed
woo yay

g'night all :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# bed piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:04, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Hmmm
cool, especially the numberplate saying bob. Anyway im off to bed. If anyone's going past luton 02 tommorrow make sure you pop in and i'll give you some free phones. bye bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Spitzenklasse!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Featuring an actual
Ford Prefect, no doubt.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:07, archived)
# arf
does it have a towel rail?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] okay last one for night..
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Arf!
That is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:59, archived)
# hahahaha
that is great
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha
F.A.B.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Bryceman
Just found this site. The Bryceman link is very funny. What do you think? The rest is pretty funky, too!
(original name, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
# It's your site,
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Lol!
...fortunately not. If I was that derranged, I would be locked up already...
(original name, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:01, archived)
# ..
*returns key to pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Nan was happy to see her Grandson starring in his new movie...

clicky for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:52, archived)
# aha
woo and well done...

just had a squint at compo entries and its amazing how many people cannot fucking read - 'Add one word' not 'Change one word' - harumph...
(Pouched_species, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:55, archived)
# I really feel sorry for whoever's judging this one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:57, archived)
# sorry
I'm too busy 'harumphing' to reply...

!
(Pouched_species, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
# seconderered
they all win.
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Sorry.
I wish I hadn't reposted those two crap ones. I always know It's a bad idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
# but they're still so good.
but i suppose it give a pendant (such as i.. as people have pointed out this 'eve) who decides the winner an easier job...
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Why do people not look through the previous entries before they waste 2 hours making something thats bin dun
...hang on, is that not the previous entries? You reposting bumba clat!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:56, archived)
# it`s nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:57, archived)
# but he has some mighty fine lurkage
going on
(Pouched_species, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:57, archived)
# I looked through the entries
before I started my one.
by the time I could post it, it'd alreaady bin dun :~(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Well, its not your fault
its just a little *ahem* limited this week as far as what you can do

/scourn
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# my defence...
...is that i'm drunkle.
(I helped save b3ta! Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Third time in compo
wu ya hupl.

anyway
(HectorProtector, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Nanna
I thought of that on the way home tonight!
Darn nation, someone got to it before me!!1
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollywood meets Hollywood
(Pouched_species, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:50, archived)
# woo
i love that
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:52, archived)
# haha
i like that

woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:53, archived)
# seems to be a theme brewing
b3ta.com/board/3858000
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:54, archived)
# sweet dude! pearost hooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:06, archived)
# That am woo!
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahaa!
long time no see, Sir Lightbulb!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:54, archived)
# greetings!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Babay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:59, archived)
# they should have seen hitler
wen he was a baby
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:00, archived)
#
yay for groucho baby!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Baby
(Deadite, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:08, archived)
# HAHAHAAAH
LOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:00, archived)
# eep!
eye see you
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:57, archived)
# You are a true gangsta
(Kimbo, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Nice job there matey
Have a wøøøø
have a yææææ
and have a hååååpla
(Dr Frank, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:05, archived)
# tusind tak!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Og lige til forsiden osse
tillykke...
(Dr Frank, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:08, archived)
# tak!
det er jo nærmest en fødselsdagsgave
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:13, archived)
# I am the greatest artist in the world
(Deadite, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:47, archived)
# woo!
and an extra woo to toy machine
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:49, archived)
# is the yellow
stuff wee wee?
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Its wee wee pachie
all for me
(Deadite, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:49, archived)
# why do you have to make things filthy?
It was perfectly nice
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:50, archived)
# say what you see
say what you see.

i watch too much catch-phrase

edit: and i could have asked if it was mouldy cum which would be far more dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:51, archived)
# Is mouldy cum yellow?
(Deadite, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:53, archived)
# yeh, with specks of
blue.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:54, archived)
# you need to clean more often
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:57, archived)
# 'tis
but pure specualtion my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh the eighties...
(Lan'smoustache, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:46, archived)
# hehehehehe
St Elmo's fire extinguisher :~)

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:46, archived)

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