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# I just realized,
It's my b3ta anniversary!



I wonder what drove me to register here last christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:56, archived)
# huzzah!
crack out the blinkencake
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:58, archived)
# congratulations!
buy a tshirt!

a Napoleon Dynamite tshirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Ah!
Is this that subliminal advertisign thing I've been readin about?

Haha, it won't affect me!

*doesn't buy shirt*

*votes for Pedro*
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:01, archived)
# um....
That's not napoleon!

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
# Morgan Freeman
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# I LOVE him
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:00, archived)
# at the end of The Shawshank Redemption
he says "Andy Dufresne" one too many times. Other than that, yes, I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:03, archived)
# I love that movie <3
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:03, archived)
# many memorable lines in that one
"Alexander Dum-ASS." Hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:07, archived)
# WOO

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:03, archived)
# He was in Hanson
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I love you
and Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# And my 1337 'shopping 5KillZ?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# you know the universal fact of life
that girls only want boyfriends who have good skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# That's me knackered, then.
Edit: Previously, this message read:
"And who are twice their age?"

But was removed for fear of looking stalky, rendering the replies below nonsensical. The management would like to express their apologies for any upset caused.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# pfft it was a quote from Napoleon Dynamite
silly muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# is that film really as good as EVERYONE makes out?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# i don't believe so, personally
it's one of those movies that has an original sense of humor, but it's only funny because you've been brainwashed by everyone else into thinking it's the funniest thing ever. if you don't laugh, you're uncool
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# oh right, bit like mcdonalds
everyone makes you think it tastes great, so you have one, and it tastes like cardboard, but you smile anyway, and get a sandwich on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# *puts up hand*
i actually quite like a bit of maccy d's every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Sausage & Egg Mcmuffins
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(Zephir, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# bop



had to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# hehe
ARF
(Zephir, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# teh chicken mcnuggets
are now made with WHITE meat substitute. not just generic meat substitute anymore, but WHITE meat substitute.

but what am i saying? i love to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:52, archived)
# well, it's not that simple
But not everyone is going to find it funny. Nothing wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# not everyone dislikes mcdonalds
nothing wrong with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# yes there is
everyone should hate it and not go there
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# The Campbells got it right
700 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# the meatball people?
i agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# i understand all that
it's just that it seemed like one of those "automatically funny" movies, but i didn't really laugh a lot, unlike the other people in the room with me at the time. it's like "oh my god, he said 'chapstick!' he's the best!"

one girl kept saying how much she wanted to have sex with napoleon. "would you do it anyway even if this movie hadn't come out?" i asked. "of course!" she exclaims. i don't believe her.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# me neither
he would SO be retarded in bed. Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:54, archived)
# i'm kinda TO'ed though cos she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:55, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I watched it last night with my family. Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)
# I think so
it's just really silly in the best way.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# you know
ninja skills... computer skills...
i don't have any skills
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# numchuck skills, computer hacking skills
jeez, get it right :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Nunchuck.
I *heart* irony.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# he says numchuck
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Oh arse.
Double irony. Too much wine, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# hah, my apologies
saw the first half of it about two nights ago, can't be expected to remember the whole thing

GOD! IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# agreed
im buggered, id be with 10 year olds

/edit the post was removed...wasnt it

/edit2 coat....
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Damn my editing.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# thought so
the one on the left is either not photogenic, or is a very ugly girl
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# i share your sentiments,
he looks like an overweight 12 year old girl
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# with very poor ugly parents
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# no, they're always rich
and she ends up eating buttered pop-tarts every morning for breakfast and for dinner. "only teh best for my little princess"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# HHHhhhhhhMMMM.......
































BOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# ahahaha!
and no one can tell me that the one on the left doesn't have a vagina.
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# look
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its me
(simod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# were you in hanson?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# how can i
christmas is over

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(simod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# There's another one coming right up
hang fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
# ...
(simod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4095099
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:30, archived)
# when does it end
(simod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# when you die
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
#
were you in Hanson?
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
#
were you in Hanson?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:25, archived)
#
Were you in Hanson?
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#
was Hanson in you?
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Son
was han in you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# i rather liked hanson
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# I find his after match talk
rather boring at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# oh the pun(dit)age
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:52, archived)
#
you rather liked Hanson, or you rather liked Hanson?
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:30, archived)
# hehe
i see what you done there
(simod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Happy christmas
you b3ta gimpers.
(likesteviej, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# its boxing day you fool
ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# dammit
*resumes lurking*
(likesteviej, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:18, archived)
# cheers santy....baby
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(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# its still christmas where I am, biatch.
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# well its not where i am now
its cold turkey day

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# I shall respond with another Christmas picture
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:18, archived)
# jesus hates santa? did he not like his gold, frankenstein and murrrehehs and shit?
ungreatful get
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Santa was not one of the three wise men
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# what what what.
you blasphemous fool, your going to hell for saying that, its in the bible, the holy father (christmas)...the star (rudolphs nose) and the three wise men (santas elves) durrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# ...
I'm going to have to watermelon you in the ear now.
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:28, archived)
# oh, how pleasent
i do like a bit of melon,
id prefer it in my mouth though
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# I won't ask why he's shirtless
and Jesus is clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# I just find a shirtless Santa so appealing...
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# for some reason,
that reminds me of this.

Really odd to trigger the memory of something I hadn't seen for a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# wow
I'd not seen that before. I feel better having seen it.
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Muwahaah
A yuletide TW

is the alternate sexuality shift still in action as it was christmas yesterday and all that jizz jazz?
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:05, archived)
#



26000 posts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:59, archived)
# not your WHOLE life...
only one year, 301 days of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Yeah but at least he doesn't look like this
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

here, have a spack attack of me:
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Oh! Your hair is like, so emo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# nah, it's blonde now
it *was* emo, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# You is like sooo eighties.
Check out Jethrow Tull. Get modern.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I was born too late in the eighties to be eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Jethro
get it straight.
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Drool
Can I have your phone number ...

*colapses after epileptic fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Cor,
She's so do-able.
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# by the looks of you
it's only just begun.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# true that
though turning 20 is a vaguely depressing experience... i've had aquarter of my life now and aside from wanking lots i've acomplished very little... :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Is that how you
broke your shoulder? Jeez, what kind of state is your cock in?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
it's ok, i had it insured
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:05, archived)
# broken
loads, I would imagine
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# pfft don't think like that
at least you had a fabulous summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:05, archived)
# i was actually joking
but evidently not very well
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# eek
*backs away*

let's try to be friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# wuh?
sorry, i wasn't being mean... i'm tired and drunk and things stopped making sense around the 7pm mark
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# congrats on your 26000th post
TJ: i watched "touchy feely spacktards" before going to eat dinner, then i started cracking up for no apparent reason at the dinner table. everyone thought i was nuts
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# let me cheer you up
with somebody's viking kitten
elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/s/m/smaestre/maw.jpg.html
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Hurah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# huzzah!
and at least i made a decent paper...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# On the other hand
I have actually wasted ALL of my 26 years of life so far!

ANy suggestionsd at to what to do next with my life. The best suggestion wins a cocounut.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# get laid
right now
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# I agree
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# 3rded
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# ALthough I like this idea, it's highly unlikely.
The kittem idea is looking pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# get a kitten
and raise it as a son.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:09, archived)
# my condolences
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# A cynical stab at the xmas market!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Not as good as my one that didn't get FP'ed yesterday...
I thought it was jolly woo!

...and instead got called a hat stand...

Edit: How wude! Woo to yours; it's happy and topical and doesn't use the word cuunt! :-)

Evil WOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I can safely say that it is as good.
perhaps even better, as it doesn't make me feel like I'm having a root canal.

:P
Merry Christmas evybubby.
(kaibosh, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:51, archived)
# am I supposed to thank you for that comment
oh well... I guess it is the time of forgiveness!

*mutters under breath... then rises above it ...

Your picture was adequate!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Mutter not!
No to comparisons! I only uttered my bit because your's reminded me of mine...

Have some of my lovely mum's cake...

*Chucks chocolate cake to dude*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# *look at cake
then scoffs the lot!

You had me at mutter not!

Gizza kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Nice
and woo to the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Do not join the diplomatic corps
Do not pass go.
Do not collect 200 pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:57, archived)
# A THOUSAND Marching hames
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there..
(Deus_Ed, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Eh?
Woo anyway.
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# huzzah!
i for one welcome our new pork product overlords


on a related note, i had some lovely ham today which was bought from fenwicks! there was a rather nice tescos finest pate as well
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:38, archived)
#
I'm all stuffed with Stuffed turkey.. bleh.. i think i'm going to get some sleep.. bye all
(Deus_Ed, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:40, archived)
# bubye
i'm really not a turkey fan, almostinvariably it ends up rather dry... we had a leg of lamb this year which was delicious, i quite liked goose which we had last year and duck the year before
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:48, archived)
# fill some of the bottom of the cooking tray
with water. walla. turkey ala moist
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:50, archived)
# same opinion
and I always get people who say, "Well, you just haven't had really GOOD turkey."

When in the fuck is someone going to make some really good turkey, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:51, archived)
# i think
you answered your own question
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# ..
as a vegie I find that nasty
as a b3tean I find it i need of a yay.
Also the court finds that you must do pictures with less use of ctrl+c and ctrl+p as they are beggining to wear out.
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# zz
I'm to tired :)
(Deus_Ed, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:41, archived)
# ooooooh get her
*passes pink handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:42, archived)
# did someone say...
pink?
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:45, archived)
# wow!
i would
(mitch, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:49, archived)
# That's extremely queer.
I might not unless shuved.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:51, archived)
# If somebody mentions pink handbag
it's usually me, you know that :)

Yay for gay tigers, especially those with pink handbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)
# and hopefully
i'll always be here to provide said handbag :)
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# make good pictures,
then complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:44, archived)
# or become overlord of the universe
and then demand
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:46, archived)
# or become a tray of hamburger grease
and then coagulate...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Show us the way, oh master of no ctrl-c / ctrl v
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:50, archived)
# YOU!
*pokes with a pen*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Suporting the team i do,
i should be glad you didnt poke me with a burning cigar.
Evening sir. Seasons this and that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Is this ...
one of those advent calendar things?
(WiggZ, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Me at chrimbo - with bird
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:34, archived)
# you look made for each other
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Snogging's
a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:35, archived)
# *release*
could be expensive =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:37, archived)
# They have the same teeth
Just in men's and women's scales.
Match made in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Are you cousins?
(drnuclear, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:35, archived)
# We're much
closer than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Father and daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not
biting.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Damn
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Have you looked
for that vagina within?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Im thinking of just
making one
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Then you need
a bog door and a kipper box, glue and some hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Ok,
who is going to mention the cleavage first?

Nice teeth. I imagine sirloin steak isn't a problem?
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# He
needs to unbutton his shirt more
(drnuclear, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
#

Other Monsters: 1 2
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hehe
love the tash!
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
# but... how does he shave?
alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
# he looks like a suave fellow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Dashing!
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# i was just reading a thingy about 3d monsters/animals in photoshop
have you seen it by any chance?

i got proce55ing working eventually btw
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Lemony!
You're approaching your

TWENTY SIX THOUSANDTH POST!

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:38, archived)
# so i am


*gets a life*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Hey, hows life been...
since you stopped living here and started just visiting every so often?
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:41, archived)
# unnervingly productive
i actually got outside in the fresh air* a few times


*well fresh for leeds
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Did you bring us back a picture of this...
"outside"?
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# damn,
you just can't be original. Have you a link to it?

good show on getting processing working, get programming.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# It's in issue 15 of Digital Creative Arts
and is by this chap www.centralillustration.com/dn/dn.html
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Ohhhhh
nice little 'tash
*pets*
oh manners
evening nik
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:36, archived)
# good evening,
i hope you are surviving.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:40, archived)
# everyone else
is in bed
The house is mine!
*passes miller*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:41, archived)
# /brings beer
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# lovely
aerodynamic body too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:36, archived)
# she's the chief records officer at the white house
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Damned moneys!
comin over here, stealin our jobs!

Back to africa!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:25, archived)
# You
racist cranberry!

I demand equal oppurtunities for homo sapien and simian alike!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Scary
good
but scary
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:26, archived)
# arf!
('ning... you not TOO snotty I hope :S)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:26, archived)
# this is the first time I've been out of bed long enough to make a pic
:~(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Not that long really
www.b3ta.com/board/4094045
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# I forgot that
I've been in bed for about 40 out of the last 48 hours :~(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
# hehe
I had a similar weekend, 2 weekends ago. Back pain with me though.
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# *sympathy*
This is the first xmas in years I HAVEN'T had a cold!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
# *makes more gelatine dictionarys*
the wooness of that pic rocks
want a dictionary?
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:27, archived)
# that's lovely!! top shop
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
# One Gelatine dictionary
coming right up
Man that is crap
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:22, archived)
# works for me!
[looks up 'jubbly']
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Oops
*looks up from eating dictionary*
I forgot the sugar...PASS ME THE SUGAR Please
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:25, archived)
# looks shrink wrapped to me
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:25, archived)
# just the shrink wrap filter
xD
Im cheap - sooooooo cheap!
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:26, archived)
# rumbled.
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:27, archived)
# *is shamed*
*runs off to eat pie*
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
# it still looks funny though
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Next year, the church is trying a new look to attract new buyers...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:18, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:20, archived)
# what do they buy?
piñatas?

woo, BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:20, archived)
# And Cheeses?
Won't someone think of the cheeses!?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:21, archived)
# it's hammer time.
can't touch this.
da, dadadada, ahhh-ahhhhh

/woo yay! nice SFN style
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:21, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:26, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:26, archived)
# it won't be as popular as
catholicism WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:27, archived)
# pffft
buddy christ
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:30, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTFROG EVERYONE
MERRY CHRISTFROG!
MERRY CHRISTHOLE
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:10, archived)
# and god bless us, every one
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Merry fishmas
Ho Ho Ho

Moooooooore Rohypnol!!!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:12, archived)
# i got losts of Jack Daniels from everyone
think they trying to say something
Something like "Drink yourself into oblivion you twunt"
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Yippee!
Christmas party @ teh b3ta board..

btw.. can i photoshop something for somebody? i'm bored
(Deus_Ed, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:15, archived)
# A cat in a hat
Sat on a mat, eating some curds and whey.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:16, archived)
# a kitten wearing make up
please
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:16, archived)
# A THOUSAND HAMS
but in an imaginative way
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:17, archived)
# a gelatine dictionary.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Me
do one of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:19, archived)
#
OMG i can't pick one =(
(Deus_Ed, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:19, archived)
# combine them all
in a really interesting way
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:20, archived)
# I'll do me
hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:26, archived)
# TOODLEHONKEYFLIPFLOP
GAMECUBESFORFORTYQUIDATARGOS
WIBBLESUBLIMINALFROODLEHERPYMESSAGEPORT
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:13, archived)
# cor!
really?!

*runs off to argos*
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:18, archived)
# 567/2196
'very limited stock' - had to reserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:19, archived)
# my locals are out of stock already by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Now then
watermelon face!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:14, archived)
# :'(
*is forced to eat all the watermelon AGAIN as revenge*
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:15, archived)
# No offence
just wondering about the new filter thing. Not been around for a while. Merry chrimbo kiddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:18, archived)
# nor have I until yesterday
the filter just seems to be a bit sucky
(sikko666-unfluffy, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk
(r3load, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 23:18, archived)

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