Not done nuffink for ages so I doned this
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:24,
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heheheheheit has to be done :~)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:28,
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I want to meet Derek AcorahI'll claim my name is Hans Schickelgruber and I want to speak to my Great-Grandfather
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:22,
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we saw him "in concert" so to speakhe was dead good :)
pardon the pun
(pardon the pun
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:27,
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did he speak to anyone interesting?or just asked "Does...Does anyone here have...a Father?" and wait for some woman to shout "YES I DID HE DIED LAST YEAR!" and then work from that?
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:29,
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well it`s all deceased relatives and friends and allbut he did pick some interesting people in the audience and some really boring people (plus an old bag who couldn`t hear properly!) so it looked less of a fix I suppose!
( Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:32,
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1500 posts in a week!you lost your job or something?
woo for the monkey beer
(woo for the monkey beer
lemony,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:24,
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you`re joking me*goes to check*
edit: oh Christ, and it only updates once a day :\
(edit: oh Christ, and it only updates once a day :\
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:27,
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you've been 1st in the statsfor a few weeks now.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:28,
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I hope notyour wife might be a bit miffed.
Besides, I couldn't marry anyone who likes Maroon 5.
(Besides, I couldn't marry anyone who likes Maroon 5.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:34,
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Yay! 2/2- not married
- think Maroon 5 suck donkey danglers
:D
(- think Maroon 5 suck donkey danglers
:D
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:39,
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I obviously keep track of people on this board*hahaha
I could have sworn you mentioned a wife.
*pity about the alzheimers
(I could have sworn you mentioned a wife.
*pity about the alzheimers
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:44,
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mate - there are two pubs here1. The Matrix - used to have the proper Matrix writing on the sign, then somebody made them take it down. This pub I`ve been to once, and they had a bloke with a saxomophone and a drum machine backing track. It was dire.
2. The Star - formerly The Fornax and Firkin. I`ve been there with Quelabra a couple of times; most the of the regulars that we`ve seen are chavs; the others are spazzers. One bloke had the most fantastic wheelchair; not only did it go back and forward, but it watermeloning went up and down! Jammy bastard.
.. so no pub ;)
(2. The Star - formerly The Fornax and Firkin. I`ve been there with Quelabra a couple of times; most the of the regulars that we`ve seen are chavs; the others are spazzers. One bloke had the most fantastic wheelchair; not only did it go back and forward, but it watermeloning went up and down! Jammy bastard.
.. so no pub ;)
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:31,
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HAHAHA I dare you to spend longer than an hour in thereit was my record, purely because I`d forgotten my key to the house... I even phoned Martian to lessen the impact of the pub
- the poor bastard even turned up!
(- the poor bastard even turned up!
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:33,
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if you could take the cyber-cripple into the matrixit would be perfect
( lemony,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:34,
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only if he has a good set of lungs*fires up the drum machine*
( Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:40,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Family Circus"){kind=small}
This Christmas, I do what I always do...
Play with my new toys.
(although, actually, the lemur has made a previous appearance.)
Sydney Bintstow,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:18,
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he needs to wash that down with a cool, crisp Monkey Beer Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:20,
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hehei like your username, what does it mean?
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:27,
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fez+schnurricane's hair+teh beattie's moustache+ace shirtage=total woo
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:07,
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top fezzage:~)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:07,
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indeed*slinks off slinkishly to lurk lurkishly on the secret b3ta talk board for tentatative talkability that is secret in a secretive way*
**secretes talk board about person and vanishes**
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:17,
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**secretes talk board about person and vanishes**
I would*fwaps*
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:53,
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Kittyvision!That's really nice.
Looks just like my kitty whilst I took him back to my parents over Christmas.
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:50,
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Looks just like my kitty whilst I took him back to my parents over Christmas.
how lullyI bet he could sit and watch that all day
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:54,
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yesshame it wouldn't "go" round any corners though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:06,
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wha's the point of hopingwe had a good xmas? becuase what's done is done...
Anyhoot, not a bad idea there...
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:45,
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Anyhoot, not a bad idea there...
try <img src="http://img135.exs.cx/img135/9163/untitled43im.jpg" />
/ MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:46,
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it makes it bearable on the eyes at leastgot a quickly optimised version now
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:49,
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fantastic stuffwoo
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:41,
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See, i knew it! The unreleased photos prove it!
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:40,
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that is so wrong..yet so funny :~)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:41,
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try fiddling with the colour balance (it`s guesswork as far as I can tell) to match the skin tones :) Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:51,
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Whilst I'm being controversial
This was one of the pieces that I exhibited a few weeks back. At the
private view, an American woman was looking at it saying, "That's
sooooo tasteless... that's really sick..." Later, she walked up to me
and demanded "Excuse me, did you do that??"
"No," I replied, "You did."
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:20,
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she made a redex?edit: ah, that's better. good one
Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:22,
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hahahaha is that a 118 118 guy just behind her?
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:22,
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Pffft!Might i have your children?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:29,
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hahahahadid she win?
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:33,
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Napalmthe choice of champions.
She is OK now by the way or I wouldn't take the piss. Click.
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:39,
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She is OK now by the way or I wouldn't take the piss. Click.
Kimberly QuinnBlunkett's bird who has slept with a new person everyday
I'm waiting for my turn
(I'm waiting for my turn
Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:27,
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Bird who was shagging three blokesat the same time in London, UK.
Her banker husband, a leading journalist and the Home Secretary...
(Her banker husband, a leading journalist and the Home Secretary...
PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies...,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:28,
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sometimes she looks OKother times she looks like a right ugly cranberry
( Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:29,
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Right.I try to ignore the news. Are there any other Londons that I dont know about?
Good username BTW, the ABC warriors are great.
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:32,
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Good username BTW, the ABC warriors are great.
I`m sure they "invented it first" like everything else ;-) Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:21,
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Coming This December from ID Software
Bindun?
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:06,
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bad badhorseywhy was that autocomplete?
:~)
(:~)
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:08,
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ArfI have a standard to maintain
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:11,
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Pray elucidateI'm dying to hear the logic behind this one.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:14,
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It'll be some crap about America deserving it Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:16,
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I'm sure people like Bush would deserve itbut not some guys at work doing their jobs
(unless they re-elected Bush)
((unless they re-elected Bush)
Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:19,
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hahaha!You loon!
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:21,
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I honestly nearly wet myself at that!:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:15,
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I think we need a new kind of heeeeeero.
PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies...,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:54,
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Oh that sir is Fp worthy:)i demand more!
A Meme is born.
(A Meme is born.
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:06,
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fwap worthy? ;)edit: you could be right though...
*saves off pic of Comma*
*hopes the police don`t call `round
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:08,
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Not a chanceshes a boy i swear.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:08,
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Are you suggestingthat you fantasise about young children choking down your nuts?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:50,
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I watermeloning hate the waythat everything that can be eaten by more than one person now has the word(s) "share" or "sharing" or (the worst) "tear and share".
No, bollocks, buy one each.
[edit] and they're all plastered in words to describe the wonderful experience of eating them... blurrghh!!!
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:52,
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No, bollocks, buy one each.
[edit] and they're all plastered in words to describe the wonderful experience of eating them... blurrghh!!!
What annoys me is 'share sized' bagscos you have more (let's say malteasers) in the bag, people think they can take more, thus you get less for your money. Bastards
Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:10,
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thanks..many more to come, do yaown if ya feels fruity..
Merry Chrimbo peeps, I salute you all!
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Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:39,
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Merry Chrimbo peeps, I salute you all!
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