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Can we do animated gifs on a tshirt?

If we printed several and took them off/put them back on rapidly it might just work...

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:26, archived)

someone asked "what was tsluts?"

This was tsluts. It's my old personal site. See if you can spot the differences between it and b3ta.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:54, archived)

love the tail

about the cats

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breel, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:01, archived)

it was orange

whereas b3ta is grey...

(cold, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:17, archived)

I've got orangehair, so my site was orange

and if we took everyones hair colour on b3ta and mixed it up - we'd get grey.

It's a little know web fact - if you want stuff to work then the colour scheme must reflect the hair colours of the users.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:22, archived)

Mines

Purple on a background of strong tea, so I guess that proves your theory Rob.

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nicey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:57, archived)

looking up old sites in the time machine

brings me to this old version of a friend's site:

universalarts

He told his kids the URL, so they looked it up at school and had all sorts of problems with the top left piccy.

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:22, archived)

look at rathergood in the past

it's cool and got a crab flying about on it.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:27, archived)

It was a sad day

when I changed the design. i preferred it like that loads.

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:36, archived)

well

i was looking forward to hearing "hello, fuck you" but it didn't play...

(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:40, archived)

the chorus got used

on the kill game.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)

do you think

there is a potential market for this shirt? i was
thinking that teens would love it since its got that
"school-shooting-spree-victim" look.

(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:53, archived)

well

I want one :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:54, archived)

first customer...wheeeeeeee

(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:19, archived)

check out this little monster

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breel, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:51, archived)

He's

not a monster. He's just annoyed because someone stole his earsocks.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:55, archived)

fashion for felines

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breel, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)

I did a search for seismic hooves

and found this page, which I now like very much.

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mrbrong, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

You should open

a B3ta merchendise shop and sell the best T-Shirt designs. (and mugs, mousemats etc.)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)

tricky

most of the images are based upon copyright violation. if we actually started selling products containing these images, there would be a shit load of legal stuff coming our way.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

my cunt tie

one is copyright free :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:34, archived)

erm. no it's not.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)

well

it could very easily be de-copyrighted without losing any of its marvelousness.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)

ok.

so we've got one item in our shop. a tie with the word cunt written on it. woo.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:43, archived)

Yeah

we're really rockin' now!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:44, archived)

You

could always make up stupid original B3ta merchendise.

Oh wait... original ideas... could be a problem :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:49, archived)

It would be

worth it only for being the first case in
legal history involving a furtive bear.

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mrbrong, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:36, archived)

Well, as I said yesterday,

I'm willing to take the copyright system on (for a few t-shirts and stuff anyway). Besides, who would suddenly look at your newly-laundered, pristine B3ta t-shirt and say...
"You owe me royalties, you cunt!"
It just wouldn't happen, although putting something on the net might (Remember Thomas the Wank Engine??)
Well, my mate sez they don't mind if it's "copyright" as long as they gets paid. And the printing is good, so don't think that quality suffers because of their "lax" attitude to copyright. Which is nice.
Should there be a vote in place for the best t-shirt? We can all then sit in darkened rooms with a computer and a barrel of coffee, just in case there are any "copyright" people out there, waiting to pounce... grrr..
PS. I haven't received many "heads up" on a number of t-shirts we'd need, mail me at [email protected]. Woo!... I don't know where that Woo came from...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:51, archived)

Resolution #23

Actually how big do the images need to be resolution/size wise because i think some of the entries may need higher quality to come out any good on T-Shirts.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:19, archived)

I always notice the number 11

more than 23.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:24, archived)

How about??

Getting people to photshop stuff, and if they want it on a shirt, they can get a bigger version (which they would already have made!) which was scaled down to fit the b3ta page....
Or am I thinking of something else?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:43, archived)

the simplest solution is to download whatever

image you like, and upload it to www.personalprint.com and they'll send you a t-shirt in a couple of days. we've used them before, and they are very good.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:50, archived)

23?

i always notice it the other way round: my birthday's 23/11

(dicky, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:16, archived)

23?

i always notice it the other way round: my birthday's 23/11

(dicky, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:17, archived)

Recursive Tee Shirt

(vertino, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)

pretty

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)

belated eye eye

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popt_art, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)

so...

what was the first ever post on the b3ta messageboard? I've looked in the archives but am not sure if I've found the right one.
Just out of curiosity!

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pete, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:46, archived)

ah. there's the rub

if you could find the first b3ta post, you would unlock the secret.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)

The first _image_ appears to be

titled 'my pants' but is a picture of a tesla coil:

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)

aha

but this isn't the first b3ta board. there was a board that came before this one.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:10, archived)

aha shipmates

So where is the first b3ta board?

(Tom Seleck, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:17, archived)

From the webarchive the earliest I can find is this

On Thursday 5th July -

knightrider samples - might be useful for some dreadful animation

from sound fx by craig at flipflopflyin

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:18, archived)

that was the one that someone

posted up a piccy of a while back, no?

I have vague memories of the board format suddenly changing a couple of days after I signed up, but I wasn't really watching that hard at the time.

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:19, archived)

nah. the piccy was the front page blog

the message board was the code we nicked off the guy who wrote the popbitch board. (it looked like PB, but with different colours) then we changed our minds, and Cal wrote some new message board code. Exciting stuff huh?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:25, archived)

hrmm, yes...

tell me more about this...code *strokes chin*

(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:57, archived)

well rob

thank you! I didn't know there was a board before this one.
I was just kind of interested to see if the board had kind of evolved or changed, but from the earliest post I could see on the board, I can see that it has always been mentalist pictures and what not.
And yes, it is exciting stuff!

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pete, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:17, archived)

We played

immage tennis on it for a bit I remember.

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chimpy, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:17, archived)

Hooray for electricy thingies

I got an email from someone called Michiel van der Graaf yesterday, which I buzzed off.

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:30, archived)

But is it art?

D'ya think we should tell him about this site?

I think we do it much better.

daniellee.com/DigitArt.htm

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)

Fantastic new game

look here, and answer on the board.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)

it's either rob or pep

My bets are on rob

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:25, archived)

I agree

It's a pc so it can't be pep.

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)

very true

I hadn't considered that...

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)

Who are the

tsluts?

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)

join them

if you dare.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:56, archived)

judging by kittenurls.txt

yours?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:29, archived)

I lied

when I said it was fantastic. it's not a very good game is it?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:31, archived)

I think it's quite good fun. But

you posting your own isn't fun... ;)
We need a random pool of desktops to choose from.

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:35, archived)

Who else would have

the newsletter issues saved as text files?

We need a central database of desktops. Is interesting seeing who uses what res compared to their line of work...

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rockyrobin, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)

Hmmmm....well,if there's interest

I could host the URL's of the screengrabs.

Build something like the archive....but with desktops.

Now we need the rules....

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flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:59, archived)

Here's mine

I sell sugar.

My desktop

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)

And mine. Woo

I eat sugar

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:10, archived)

Go on...

play that magnum midi really loud.

You know you want to!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:36, archived)

wait 'til you hear it

it's all out of time, and very funny.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)

that is

just fantastic! It made me blink a lot. Trying to keep time with it is very difficult.

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)

now. are there any more requests from

my desktop?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:46, archived)

Is that something to do with Emlyn Hughes?

Emlyn's Goat Shame?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:58, archived)

I was going to post mine, but

I realised it had my name in the corner, so wasn't much use as a competition. Also at 1600x1200, it was a bit big:)

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)

mine 1024x2180 still quite big..
would you really want to host images thatsize? (as nice as mine is : )

(scabby dog, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:27, archived)

oops

i meant 1280\1024 = still big

(scabby dog, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)

So can you guess what I do for living

by checking out my desktop?

Here's a larger image.

(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:09, archived)

Hmm

Either a fisherman or a llama farmer I'd say, judging from that. Unless you're a balloon pilot? Is that it?

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:27, archived)

getting very warm

at least with the llama farmer thing..

(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:38, archived)

aha, got it.

you're a lifeguard.

(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:34, archived)

Yes!!

and I have to keep the lawnmowers from drowning!!

(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:21, archived)

Furtive's looking rather dapper today

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E.S.Blofeld, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:21, archived)

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's your favourite joke?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)

What's

Orange and sounds like a parrot

A carrot..

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:00, archived)

why did the pervert cross the road?

his dick was in the chicken.

(Anthill Mob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:00, archived)

A bear walks into a pub and

says "can I have a .............................................................................. beer please"
and the barman says "Why the big pause?"

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:00, archived)

Watch Iain Lee get told off

by a girl for telling that joke wrong. www.channel4.com/entertainment/comedy/showcards/D/dare_for_dosh.html There's a dare where 2 people had to watch a looped tape of him telling that joke for hours until 1 of them could stand it no longer.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:12, archived)

2 aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married

The wedding was rubbish but the reception was fantastic..

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)

What do you get if you cross the road?

A chicken.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)

A man walks up to the bar and hears

a voice from nowhere say "Nice jacket mate, love the hair, looking good today". A bit shocked he asks the barman what's going on to which the barman points at the bowl on the bar saying "oh that'll be the nuts, they're complementary"

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:05, archived)

Same bloke

Goes into a different pub. This time he hears another voice going "that shirt is crap. Your wife's ugly, but I've still had her, and I think you're a twat." Shocked again, ne asks the barman who says, "oh don't worry about that. It's the cigarette machine. It's out of order."

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:13, archived)

hoho

like it..

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)

how can you tell you are in bed with an elephant?

By the 'E' on his pyjamas

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currymonster, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)

Horse goes into a pub and up to the bar.

Barman says: why the long face?

(james, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)

did you hear about the egg & spoon race?

the egg won.

(cold, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)

A man walks into a butchers and says

"I bet you 50 quid that you can't reach those 2 bits of meat up on that hook" to which the butcher replies "sorry mate, the stakes are too high"

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:12, archived)

Dracula was walking along the street

And suddenly he got hit by a sausage on a stick. "Who the hell through that?" He said.

A voice shouted out, "Me, Buffet The Vampite Slayer"

TAXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIII

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:12, archived)

I wanted to be a doctor.

But I didn't have the patients.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)

What's brown & sounds like a bell?

Dungggg

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E.S.Blofeld, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)

A chicken and an egg

lying in bed together. The egg is looking very contented, smoking lazily on a cigarette. The chicken, meanwhile lies facing away, looking slightly disgruntled.

After a prolongued pause, the chicken pipes up. "Well I guess that answers that question."

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)

What did the deaf, dumb, blind boy get for xmas?

Cancer.

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mrbrong, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)

Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"

Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)

........................................................................oh yeah

hahahahahahahahaha.

That first one took a while to get.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)

Read that about 4 times

Until I realised that it was 2 jokes.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:56, archived)

Whats black an white and eats like a horse?

a ZZZZZZebra

(spiffchapstick, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)

did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

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currymonster, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:24, archived)

How do you turn a duck into a Soul Singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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binster, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)

There were two sausages in a frying pan

one turns to the other and says "Blimey, it's hot in here" and the other one turns back and says "WOAH!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"...ahem.

(SimonP, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:21, archived)

DEFINE "Frenzy":

300 Blind lesbians locked in a tuna factory.

(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)

A Panda walks into

a bar, sits down at a table, and asks the waiter "do you serve bamboo here?" "The cook can make you some", said the waiter, and he brings the panda a big bowl of steamed bamboo, which the Panda eats with great relish. When the waiter brings the Panda the check, the Panda pulls out a revolver, shoots the waiter dead, and exits the restaurant. Bar patrons chase after the bear and when they catch the bear, he cries "I couldn't help it, I'm a Panda!" "what do you mean?", said his captors. Look up "Panda" in the dictionary, said the Panda. WHen they find the entry for "Panda" it says, "large black-and-white bear indigenous to Tibet and China. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves

(bluemerle, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:15, archived)

Oliver Bin Fishlips

(Anthill Mob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:55, archived)

Here's my T shirt suggestion

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)

Marvellous

The soon-to-be-banned olympic sport of Kitty Driving with furtive in the background... Got in contact with the T-shirt lady (sorry) and she'll get back to me with some prices / max dimensions etc...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)

can you tell what it is yet?