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# the adventures of man with tft monitor face and mac mini dog
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:08, archived)
# if you were dead, you could be naked ALL THE TIME and no one would throw you in prison.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Lully, just lully :D
I haven't been around when you've been posting for a while...
but it's nice to see you haven't lost your touch :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:14, archived)
# cheers
have this animal thing i just drew



although i have just started posting stuff again..got windows set up on my mac mini so i can run my tablet + run photoshop at reasonable speeds
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:29, archived)
# lovely.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:06, archived)
# hahaha
is the mac on fire..

/apols for old joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:31, archived)
# i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:05, archived)
# how do you make a cat go woof?
set it on fire...

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:07, archived)
# stasis interrupt!
i demand action in this adventure.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:41, archived)
# use your imagination


have this picture about a boy who caught a cloud
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:02, archived)
# nice.
i caught a cloud once, as a child. we fed it puffed rice, mittens and the dreams of the mentally ill. it escaped and one day i expect it to harm me.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:06, archived)
# bumper cdc harvest predicted

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:06, archived)
# he looks happy about it
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:07, archived)
# he's not worried....
although I wish he would stop fiddling with them
(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Here are mine




(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# The lightbulb's pretty neat.
 
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:38, archived)
# agreed.
even though i prefer darkness.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Ah! ze creative moment!
 
www.b3ta.com/board/6479110
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:42, archived)
# i tried to do this for the compo


but its soo crap and you vcant work any of it out.. waht a fucker.. oh well, will have to wait for next compo and TRY HARDER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] MAKE THIS AN ICON PLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# weeeeeeee
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:48, archived)
# hahaha
is that someone carrying the olympic torch....
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:51, archived)
# wow
i see it now, some kind of athlete infront of a crowd anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Anyone mind if I start a new thread to celebrate


Not a major milestone by others' standards, but hey...
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Uhhhh
He said "posts"

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:27, archived)
# hehehe
ace to pic and post count

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:29, archived)
# congratulations
that means you're half way to...

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:33, archived)
# That'be...uhhhh...
(counts fingers)...about right, yeah. And that pic disturbs me. Is that what it's like at 1000 posts?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:36, archived)
# yes
every

single

day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# yay
Good job
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Hooray
I've gotta try and catch up!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] here's my chump


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:12, archived)
# :)
You ran out of pixels at the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
# it's a close up
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Extreme close up
Extreeeeeeme.

*beddy byes time*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Yay for Chump!
I haven't seen him for a while
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
# scroll down then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] smaller chump


better?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:29, archived)
# EWOKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:39, archived)
# oh, it's an earring.

and man is it hard to draw an ear just by feeling your own ear.
and not looking at a picture.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)
# and also this is what the jack o lantern i made last year looked like.

clockwise from left, the objects inserted into its skin:
can opener, corkscrew, spatula, giant knife, whisk.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Drawing by feeling?
Now there's a concept worth experimenting with

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# it is indeed.
especially something like an ear, that few people can draw accurately off the top of their heads.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:15, archived)
# mine are on the side.




...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# pfff.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# ppppffff
ffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Thinks of more fun things
to draw by feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# a COCK.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Not what I was thinking
but each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)
# a BOOBs.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)
# a beaver

or a goatse... now that would be an interesting draw by feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:30, archived)
# go for it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Top stuff!
I had to look twice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# i couldn't look at all.
it's a bad angle, around the head.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:18, archived)
# ummm
ok
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] How about
this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# What is it?
[EDIT: oh, that's nice.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# It's FireFox's version of a Redex
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Yes, I am using FF and, at first, thought it was just a redex.
You outfoxed me this time BargeArse, but I shall return, more rested than you ever imagined possible.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)
# hehe - Bloody Hell!
I know what you did last summer...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Or this:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# hehe - noice!
Are you an Aussie B3tan perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)
# loving
the filename
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] My first pic post for ages

And how minimalist can it get?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# I am very minimalist in my head.
Silly small brain jokes aside, here is a more minimalist one:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Arf!
genius
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:53, archived)
# 16X13
no colours.

I reckon people would pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:54, archived)
# You could sell it
On a t-shirt in Hoxton.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Sold!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)
# To the man with the asymmetric haircut
wearing a fucking scarf indoors.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:57, archived)
# I accept paypal and gin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Him again?
Damn.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] is it supposed to be that way around?
here's another then
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# woo!
Bedtime for me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it,
I have to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# night night for you
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] and my last one

It's meant to be the Rolling Stones tongue symbol.
Not that I'm a fan.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)
# Okay I think this is it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Again?
Not that I mind, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# avast?
or 'have at thee!'

g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# you rang m'lud?
night...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Icon time - CHUMP CHUMP CHUMP CHUMP



The legend that is the Manbear. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# This is the best chump i have seen yet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# not enough man
but good pixeling all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# There are only 195 pixels available.
There will never be enough man.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# here's my attempt
www.b3ta.com/board/6478968
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Rapitinui was becoming unstable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Surely a large portion of that post is redundant?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)
# well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)
# "We have discovered happiness", they say
 
and they blink.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# 'Formerly, all the world was mad,' say the most refined,
and they blink
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# He's a bear of many faces.
 
Woo, yay, ARROROAOROOROROOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# who was it who made the chump manbear song?
I found it on an old hard disc
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# DogHorse, naturlich.
 
www.stablesound.co.uk/music.php?from=49
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# it's great
I'm bouncing along to it now
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Singen Sie auf Deutsch!
 
www.b3ta.com/board/2714993
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:52, archived)
# that's probably the single funniest thread I've read on b3ta
those translations had me rolling
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)
# You're too kind.
 
"I hate you, Milkman Dan"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)
# thanks, Karen!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)
# well that's good enough
to get my wallet out for b3ta if they select it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# You have been asleep for days
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Ssssshhh
You'll wake the goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Am it pumpkin tiem?




(bad quality = had to use phone camera D:)
(I helped save b3ta! Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# too fiddly
not enough cock.

PACMANTASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# I would have used a spoon, or perhaps a knife myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Ba doom tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
ba dum tsssssh
(I helped save b3ta! Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)
# that is mighty ambitious pumpkining
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# The eyes are even held in place by a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# woo
did it win the competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Competition?
hm?
(I helped save b3ta! Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# oh,
I might be thinking of someone else who did a pacman pumpkin!

edit:
www.b3ta.com/board/6443599
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Ohh yes i remember
S/he painted thiers on though, i think. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# yep
I thought you'd reused it by cutting out the painted bits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# that's absolutely stunning
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# ace idea and execution
w/y/h/c*

**clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:41, archived)
# my passport pictures always turn out like that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# most eventful comic ever!
i kid. s'very cute.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I think the worst thing to put in any comic ever is probably text
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# does that include wingdings/webdings?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# hehe
expression is everything
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# It's just a jump.. to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)
# AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-IGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Strangely hypnotic.
Nice mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)
# celebrity deaths was last week's compo...
this weeks compo is icons.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)
# haha- true
But he is a gay icon...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
# toupee
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:41, archived)
# or not toupee,
that is the question.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# hurrah
that's a good and fitting end
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
# He wants to be careful...
He might have some ones eye out.


Oh noes! Too late!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:41, archived)
# A little bit
Cock eyed.
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 7:05, archived)
# Damn Scum

I think it was a tad too big
(Soupasam, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# BUGGER!
[EDIT: this is my favourite typo ever.

Obviously I meant to ssay: BIGGER!]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# SSAY BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Yeah sure - that's what they all say...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# too big!?
ya think!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# DEAR FUCKING CHRIST.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Of all the things to post at ridiculous size, you have those munters staring out at me, arrrrrgh!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# about a quarter the size
and about a quarter the size would be about right
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, it certainly may.
 
OR DO YOU MOCK MY LOW SCREEN RESOLUTION?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# oh, a nice new wallpaper
FOR THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)
#
Pffffft.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Did someone say Chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Ha ha
Genius punchline



/waits


/wanders off
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# The assistant in B&Q told me I had to leave as it was closing and I asked if he could quickly point out where I could get a certain plumbing fitting from.
He told me that I had to go and walked away. I thanked him for his help and he started shouting at me and told me he would escort me to the exit.

Obviously i can find an exit fairly well, so off I went and I was just getting my trolley when he came running over shouting at me again.

My father who is a very respectable and elderly gentleman asked him why he was treating his customers like this and the guy said 'Right, wait int he car park, I'll be 5 minutes, i'll fucking show you, I'll kick your fucking head in'.

Needless to say, whilst in a chav world this may be the way to appear hard, in the world where you try to start fights with elderly businessmen it just leads to the dole queue.

If you're out there, don't wear shades indoors and stop being such a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Fuck
Oh well, I hope his dog dies
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Well, he lost his job.
That should be enough really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:54, archived)
# MY SCREEN
MY POOR POOR SCREEN
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
#
screeneyes
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# have some artsy fartsy crap
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# that's lovely
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# some kind of office pixie.
trying to steal my cider...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# GERROFF YA FUCKEN BARSAH!
 
*hurls empty bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)
# This is really very nice.
I am sorry I got distracted by the massive chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Squash it
Squash it now before it poos on my sandwich.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# *flaps with joy*
The legs are quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for shiteness...


...and for bringing this hideous thought out so late at night.

...and for using cocking photobucket
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Now there's an icon
for our times
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Red-ex
AHHH!!!!!
(Stegzilla, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# ^this
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Pffft
True
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)
# it's well done
it's just..goatsie
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Ta
i'm sure someone already did this icon eons ago, though. I shouldn't have done this before bed. God knows what I'll dream of tonight.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
# I submitted
What's the difference between rape and a smear test?

Is it in there?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)
# you'll just have to buy it and see
i have something in the period table
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I have it on my desk at work.
But I am dipping into it rather than starting at one end and working through.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)
# my sex technique!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha
That sounds a very nonchalant way to have sex.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)
# What is the anipathy of nonchalant?
Could one have chalant sex?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Scratches head...
Hang on, I'll just go ask the missus.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# *fiddles with pencils on the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# She says
"You can sleep outside tonight just for asking"
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# But i'll get cold.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Not if you have a chalant wank
Bed time

G'night B3ta
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Good
night
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:57, archived)
# i think you mean
antithesis, antipathy is dislike...

/dork blog

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)
# But I didn't say antipathy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# hehe
yes true...

/needs new glasses blog

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Night.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Oh Maxine...
(Lord Tredegar, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Jimmy Carr?
edit: Of course it's Jimmy Carr you stupid milkman. That's the fucking joke.
/tired and emotional blog
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)
# No,
she went of her own accord!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)
# In the thames?
I'm missing the point a bit tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Any time
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Any time?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)
# You're in!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)
# I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)
# "The milkman delivers my milk ... in the morning, in the morning"
Haha it's a long time since i've watched that.


*heads over to Fat-pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)
# that's the single most disturbing thing
I've seen on the internet, bar nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Imagine
 
if David Firth were allowed to write and direct a feature-length film.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Oh dear god help us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# More disturbing than Goatse?
or tubgirl? or yarr.org? or bottleguy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# bottleguy?
that's a new one to me. And yes, more disturbing than those...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Here you go:
Bottleguy (NSFW and sick)
Milkman video (Probably NSFW and most definitely disturbing)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)
# That's bottleguy, I found that with the Google thing they have now.
I was after thje milkman.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# is there any chance
I could be told what's behind that link without having to click it?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Goatse man with large inserted bottle.
base first.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)
# ouch
I have a large bottle.
I collect change in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)
# It's a man with a wine bottle stuck up his arse.
Basically. It looks painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)
# hmm
there's a whole business of trying to outdo one another with shocking internet photo people
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I'm off to get a wine bottle.
BRB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# its
www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Somehow the ending makes it worse than if he's just fucked the kid.
I just know that's going to be my random quote now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)
# AHHHAHHAHAH!
 
That made me laugh like a bastard.

I'm clearly not right in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# try this one also
its fairly GC though

www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# oof
just looked at bottleguy
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)
# :D
Great isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# maybe my new milestone post
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Don't injure yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)
# When will she learn?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)
# I don't know why but
that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Man.
That bastard gets everywhere.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)
# I've got carrs in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)
# 12 ?
Thats one way of dealing with the pedo problem...
(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Funny how you don't hear about her now.
If only the same could be said for "Jimmy"

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
# i would fuck her in the arse
cos shes a fucking freak, and so i dint have to look at her

then a large dose of rohypnol and morphine and maybe slice her into slices on a meat slicer
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] luxo
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# nullo?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Well I can't smell anything un-toward
so yes, nullo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
 
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)

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