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# Have a repost.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:21, archived)
# REEEEEPOST THREAD.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:22, archived)
# and the loser has to sweep up the glass
 

 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:28, archived)
# COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:30, archived)
# SLAM! da da da, da da da LET THE BOYZ B-BOYZ!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
# Got any fresh lyrics for my last jam?
 
Whoops? Hollers?

I think it might be about eating carpet, but I'm not sure
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:50, archived)
# RUG MUNCHING, THAT IS.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:13, archived)
# BLACK GOLD.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:16, archived)
# TEXAS TEA.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:20, archived)
# FANNY BATTER.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)
# ASS TO MOUTH.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# ANAL SNOWBALLING.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:35, archived)
# That's felching, dear
didn't your mother teach you anything?
 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:36, archived)
# CUZ SHE SURE TAUGHT ME A THING OR TWO!
 
/cheap laughs
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
# are you my daddy?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:47, archived)
# Highly unlikely.
 

 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:49, archived)
# heheheh.....flaps
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Magic wheels and pull-tabs!
 
I must apologise for my behaviour, I've been inadvertently huffing paint all afternoon.

That's good refurbishment!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)
# Gi' us a sniff
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:15, archived)
# They're telling me it's non-toxic, but I'm not so sure.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:23, archived)
# I love the way it looks like he kicks that guy in the face
Before slam dunking
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Knee to the jaw!
 
I think you get extra points for that.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# k.
 

 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:35, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:38, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# That's more S.V.U., isn't it..
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:29, archived)
# I don't have anything to repost.
Does anyone have a picture of a poo?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:37, archived)
# I have this.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:39, archived)
# and I say howdy-HO!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:40, archived)
# Thanks a whole bunch!
You've poo'd my day perfectly. Poo.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:40, archived)
# It's my poo'ing pleasure
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:44, archived)
# I've never visited this site
but I suspect it would be right up your alleyway.

www.ratemypoo.com/

or maybe this one:
www.scatmunchinghobos.com/
 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:39, archived)
# Poo!
I like poo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:41, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sensing that, a little.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:47, archived)
# The poo is strong in this one
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:51, archived)
# I am sensing also a great disturbance in the cloaca.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)
# This is not the faecal matter you're looking for
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:14, archived)
# HE CAN GO ABOUT HIS BUSINESS
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:17, archived)
# huh huhuh huhhuhuh huh....you said BUSINESS!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:28, archived)
# POOPIES.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:30, archived)
# Poo Man Chu?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)
# *holds nose*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:12, archived)
# Goes great with...
...a Guinness.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:50, archived)
# Looks Nutty
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Caution.


(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:58, archived)
# woo
i recognise that roadkill

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:00, archived)
# Poosex.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:07, archived)
# die in a fire.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:16, archived)
# You seem constipated.
Try more fiber.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:17, archived)
# :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:27, archived)
# It is very dangerous to not get your fiber.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:38, archived)
# And out pops...

...Karl Rove!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:10, archived)
# Laverrrrly
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:50, archived)
# LOCK THE DOORS AND WINDOWS
 

 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:29, archived)
# Its late and I'm sleepy
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:30, archived)
# It's pretty
can I touch it?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:33, archived)
# its lully it is
blowing its little trumpet and all
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:43, archived)
# HONK! BZZZZZ.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:30, archived)
# The Necrotelecomnicon
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# The Phone book of the dead
Liber = Book
Paginarum = Pages
Fulvarum = Yellow

The Book of Yellow Pages

A bit of a Diskworld joke.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# I see - clever. Time to dial a seance perhaps?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# Feces are your friends.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# spiffing
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:55, archived)
# pfft
i had liberpaginarumfulvarum.net registered sometime back in 1998. can't ever be arsed to see if anyone is using it nowadays.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:08, archived)
# KLATU! BARADU NICTU!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] definitely not all that bad

Click for biggy
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Argh - la mer! sacrebleu! Merde!


EDIT: That's some HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE lurkage there - come out of the closet!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# I like France because it smells of poo.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Where would they go?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Where's Chump?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:59, archived)
# the goat sea?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# That brown thing looks like a woolly poo.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:09, archived)
# what about
the quo?!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# and
mr blessed?!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Spang!
a
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:17, archived)
# *dances*
ROCK THE CASBAH!

*collapses*

far too drunk. Bed me thinks.

Night all.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Thank god...
...someone else gets this. My work mates look at me like I am daft when I have explained it in the past
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Rock the taskbar?
 
I've seen similar versions here before..
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:41, archived)
# he noes if youz bin sleepy
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Haha
its late, but thats about the best thing that i have ever seen on here.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Tis Woo.


'Night people!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Night.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Ha POO ken!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# It tells you right on the bottle what'll happen if you drink too much...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Eggnoggin? Prairie Doggin.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Eggnoggin? Scary Flogging.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)
# You did a poo.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# i had some pumpkin egg nog today.
thought it would be shit.
it was amazing.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# DID IT MAKE YOU DO BIG POOS?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:54, archived)
# There's a pumpkin rotting on my roof.
The kids threw it up there and I can't get it down.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# MAKE THEM POO IT DOWN.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# i don't blame you.
rotting roof pumpkins are said to be an omen of good luck.
an OMEN. of good luck.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Its DAN
Of the crippled nipples variety.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Are you obsessed?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# OBSESSED WITH POOS
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# I thought so.
Fecal Fiend.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# And now I have to be off, back to the land of poo!
poodle-oo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Am just gonna pea roast this cos i can
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# knock, knock
who's there?

I diddip.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)
#
he is all of teh gay
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# I just realised that this post of the image was my 1111th post.
Fuck off.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, Hugh G. Wreckson - skilfully - did this similarly well first... errrr
but - great minds thnk alike. Eh? I SUCK



CONGRATS! DAMN DAMN DAMN

DAMNMDANDAMNDMADMADNAMDN
MADRWANANMANDANRAMADAN DAMN
bollix... friggin' G.I.M.P. fiddly laptoppery
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Is it Tuesday?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:30, archived)
# it must be ... NUDE DAY! .... huzzah.
NOOBITY NOOBITY WANKERY CUNTSPUNK

i know im a uselss pissgargler
but I love a good jibe at the turdlicious Sun
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Well then everything seems to be fine and dandy here.
Pissgargler is a nice new word that i can add to my vocab, so for that....i salute you sir.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)
# TRY SHITPIMPING-GOATSEFACE
or swinecunter
or JohnPresscottular-teabagger


OR... turdnonce
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Can i lick your crippled nipples?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Oh he's back.
Joy.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)
# "Happy Happy Joy Joy"
*dances*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)
# HELLO DAVE i not know you BUT LOOOOOOVE U
you have a sat down Dave
my wife block your toilet
but I fix it for you Dave

My FanClub teh rulez MUCHLY
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)
# You know how Kurt Cobain killed himself and got noticed by millions
;)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# He was my lover
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Sorry Courtney, no offence
Got you rich from it anyway
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Mummy?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# yes, my pretty-eyed, emo-haired laddy buck?
PIC'N'MIX if you behave in school...

AND... BREASTFEEDING!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# You have seen my picture then you cuntarse.
I do not have Emo hair. I do have pretty eyes though, and apparently my arse looks good from behind and mounted by mute dwarves with lycra on.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Whooops...
Whoops....sorry missed that...
...yours seem to have a much edgier raw feel to it though...good un...
i love the way youve got mj's eyeballs to do that weird cat thing...lol...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Thanks! You is indeed a good sport...
fuck fuck fuck CUUUNNNNTTTS - my works gone and deleted itself

2 and then ITS A FECKIN BINDUN gah!
Yarrrr!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# I need to do a poo.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# you, sir, are odd.


Carry on.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)
# god.
that's really hard to look at.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# yay!
more of dan!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray!
No more pissing about with microwaves.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Corny........
.....I want pop corn now.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)
# "Once you pop you can not stop!"
Woo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)
# dammit
pissed
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I bet i am more drunken than you.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Lovely animation!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Bindun
in real life, no less.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's the snow went
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# dammit all to hell
how come pics that have been uploaded to b3tards only appear as invisible squares for me?

it looks like a particularly bad noobie tuesday round here!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:18, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)
#


How's things squire?

.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Oh, same as.
 
All-day meeting tomorrow which I haven't prepared for yet..

mmmm, internets
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)
# huh?
*right clicks*

*clicks 'view image'*

hahahahahahahahaaaa

*falls off chair*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# There were serious issues with the board earlier today......
.........perhaps related?

I do not care.

I am drunken.

'ning all!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# 'noon
Drunken I say?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Haha
I love the source pic for that
(not in a chubby-chasing gayer way, mind).
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Gheyer,.....
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# How did you get that picture of me?
At this hour!

FUCKING CUNTS!

Work have just cut off my mobile too. TWUNTS.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I have cameras everywhere
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Ladies toilets?
Abortion clinics?

....

Wait are they the same thing?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)
# They sure are...
You should see the toilets marked "Gay"
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Marked "Gary"?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)
# ACK, no.
(Love the gun on the wall)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Ning Sugar.....
........hows you?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)
# that any better
>.<
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the little people who suffer most
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sunshine Cheney

Making our days a little brighter, a degree at a time.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Haha - what a warm fella
He could replace my microwave oven.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:11, archived)
# *gives you a hug*
Super.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# I'm not sure why myself to tell you the truth
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# erm,
sense you make not?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)
# woo!
and a nice page turning action
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)
# go animation shop go!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
Incidentally.. anyone from bradford or environs around?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:04, archived)
# no?
thank god for that
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)
# with special reflective
pages. :D

snazzy stuff.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)
# high gloss
latest stuff.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Not reflective, transparent
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I hate getting that feeling once I've bought something,
that's why I nick all my stuff*. Yay!


And on that note I must go to bed. Night all.

* not really, just so I don't shatter any images of myself there :)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:00, archived)
# I'll read that after I read this:
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)
# are you taking the piss?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Arf!
Naturally...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)
# long time no pictures. however...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)
# my
god you could cut glass on those
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)
# ^ this
woo
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# perky
or maybe it's just very cold out
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] will this work this time...maybe..who cares...night night
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)
# The man is being attacked by snowy hills!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] global warming means migrating penguins
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Nice
i'd like to adopt some for Christmas
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)
# awwwwww!
 
Woo! for tiny penguins.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Mini penguins!
Wow. I want one. No, ten! So they can have friends and such!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "EEEEEHHHHH....HHHHEEEEEEE....AWWWWWW



"....Shaammow..... Eeeeeeeehhh...hhheeeeee...
...they way you make me feeel....really turns me hot...."
...owww....owwwww (grabs his bag of roasted nuts)





`
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Even impressions of him piss me off.
In fact I think they piss me off more than the actual michael jackson.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
Nice dong inclusion.

Have some KUDOS!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# those
sneaky japanese get everywhere i tell ya
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)
# didn't you put that last time?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:02, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# the pic is great and funny
the impression is odd...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This has got to be a winner
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)
# you got in before me, well done
bloody gimp! No, not you - the GNU Image Manipulation Program. If i was faster with it I'dv'e been b4 you... TIS CLEARLY A FINE JOKE
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)
# dont thank me ...thank photoshop....
...ahhh...tis the beauty of photoshop liquify me shipmatie...the speed of the fine vessel does always gets me prize...arrrr...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)

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