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# oh dear me
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Don't waste that!

WooArfingYay
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Yes!
Asshats for the win :)

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Batfuck


Perhaps related to this News Story, copied from God knows where:

'Men in parts of Tanzania's main city, Dar es Salaam, are living in fear of a night-time sex attacker. A BBC correspondent says the attacks are being blamed by some on a demon called 'Popo Bawa' meaning 'winged bat'. Some men are staying awake or sleeping in groups outside their homes. Others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks. Reports of the demon's existence have been common for many years in Zanzibar, where locals claim it originated.

The BBC's John Ngahyoma in Dar es Salaam says not many people actually believe that the demon exists and there have been no sightings, but Mbaruku Ibrahim, who hails from Zanzibar, says the story of the demon is common there and people in his village on Pemba Island sleep beside a huge fire outside their houses whenever it is said to appear.

The story goes that the bat is able to transform itself into a man at night and it has also been blamed for rapes of women. Sheikh Yahya Hussein, a prominent astrologer in Tanzania, claims that the demon is a spirit that is unleashed by witches to torment their opponents. Belief in witchcraft and superstitions is widespread in Tanzania, especially in rural areas.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Sounds like a job for the Rape Bat.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:33, archived)
# The Deadly Fibbing Daisy

cffh
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:14, archived)
# AAU
Haha, suckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I'd love to see you write a kids' book.
 
A bed-time book for bad children, to give the little fuckers nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:31, archived)
# I might just give it a try
one day. Anything to rattle a few underdeveloped brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Don't worry
I'm not even an ember, I won't post again, I'll be too sober!
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:07, archived)
# toucher of ham
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# but
aren't the awesome lurkage and previous post going to cancel out the ham-tactilities
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] M.I.C.K.E.Y.M.O.U.S.E
I remember when kids tv was a bit more hard hitting!
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:01, archived)
# this is not getting the attention it deserves
Woo! and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Cartoonhead
in action
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:18, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhahah!
 
Who's the leader of the gang, that's made for you and me!

Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# alright then
i guess it's time to unplug the internet, you spoiled the end for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Heh.
 
I just got here, is that the way it's been going?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
# actually seeing a few good ones
at least i'm not looking at the board with one eye closed and my hand at the ready over the other -- waiting for the next blatantly racist pixelmash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I need that on a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I nearly got these going

Never got around to tidying up the artwork or sorting others to go with it though.

Atleast i have my own Libyans one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# here we go
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I've only just got here myself really
call it a pre-emptive strike.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
# :D
Now this, I like. Satire = Good.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
# looks like a five-legged pillsbury doughboy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:39, archived)
# It's you!
*cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# \o/
*skåål*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] spoilsport :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# atleast that one's fitting
heh
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Bin dun! .... hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:44, archived)
# a picture for you to finish
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:25, archived)
# pffft!
 
Straight to the point.

..and I guess I better enter this oldie:
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Parental guidance recommended
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# hahah i still love this one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:35, archived)
# it's the caption in the bottom left that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I do love those happy little accidents.
 
Much like this one:
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bear in the Big House
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hahah excellent spongage
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I swear, the only changes I made were the title and the spong-eyes.
 
Pretty bent, eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# it looks like the original was called
"shitting in carboard cutout crappers"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:53, archived)
# oooooooh!
duckyboo!
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Ha
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:25, archived)
# KIWI!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:25, archived)
# kiwi go out and play?
cute! i want one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:25, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Did you flid that brid, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
# i just found
that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Well put it back, you don't know where it's been.
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:33, archived)
# imo
it looks like it's been up the arse of something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I KNOW NOTHING.
NOTHING!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# its beak
is perfect for anal insertion
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# reminds me of this
kiwi
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:29, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory tenuous repost for the challenge
(Astatine, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# You KNOW you want IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# My flamethrower? You bet!
arfs
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:21, archived)
# are they famous people?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# one of them was Rachel Hurd-Wood
body currently on the right (stage right, the younger boobage) and the face is currently in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# chrissake!
i just found out she's 17, and the old wrinkled fucker is getting a bit handsy with her in the other promo shots
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# it better be her dad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# ...and mum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# eddie izzard?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# That's very well done.
 
Still, I think I'm gonna say.. no.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
# haha! more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Honey...or is it?
(MeZ, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Just noticed this picture..
 
Let me be the first to say, woo! yay! and houplah, even.

*skins up*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I handed in my notice on Monday
Now I can do this all fucking day
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:09, archived)
# That's very woo
I'd see if you could do a 280px wide version if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# ^This^
Simple and effective. A FP'er.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# wtf
paddington looks like this now? its a travesty, unless you drew him then very woo !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# He looked like this


then I nicked his sandwiches
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] from "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command"

didn't even need shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:08, archived)
# whoa
he might want to see a doctor, and she might need to soon
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I bet she's thinking...
"aim more accurately damn you..."
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# perhaps he
just had a wee before? :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:23, archived)
# maybe
color it white?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Munch's lesser known "The Conga"
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# I feel like this picture looks
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I have a list of 7
things to animate now

/backlog

woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# me too dun one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# mine is happier!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)
# mime...MIME!!!!
shoot on sight!

(three letters, the second in Vegetable but not in Cinema....fuck.....anyone got any idea...?)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Dum di hum do doo du diiduu...


(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Hahhaha!
*waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# oh, if only I was so talented
maybe someone else will animate it for me
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] reaper for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# BORK DI BORK DI BORK
 
Woo! to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Tugwash
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Coventry, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# *waits for marky*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# just preemptively,
it was master mate and it was tom
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] oming over here, stealing our jobs.

Edit: here's the badger- news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6424377.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Nice
This should be a good week
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# splurt


might have been done but i thought i wud make it like this aswell
(PoisonGiger lol an old woman fell down, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# top splat
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Now thats what I'm talking about.
(singlemarmot Sir Adrian the Pertinatious of Heffton St.Mallet, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Hey look... it's another cartoon character with a cock.
I'm glad everyone's coming up with fresh, original ideas for this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# they are mostly sexually oriented(?!?!)
but still, its allowing people to open up deep seated fantasies featuring their favorite cartoon characters
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# My frustration isn't so much the slew of witless pictures...
... it's more the unanimous positive reception they're getting.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# make something better then
that is the rule of thumb on b3ta, you know that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, let's fill the board up with pathetic whining instead.
That always makes the place fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Does anyone else appreciate the irony of someone
whining about the whine content of the board?

Do you protest the infant mortality rate of third world African countries by killing black babies?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:41, archived)
# YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I HAVE THE PHOTOS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# It's late.
Once the booze wears off it'll get the same "this compo is shit" phase that they all do. But we'll still get some solid gold so hey.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# get you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# B3tamax
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# zomg pwnd!
Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] go on then....
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# donabellher
rapeael
michelangelho
leotardo


I'm off to bed.
(horrid, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Hm
I remember a newsletter with some dodgy turtle blowjobs going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# which news letter did you sign up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
#
Blue Peter

Room E111, East Tower

BBC Television Centre

London

W12 7RJ
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I'm not kidding
it was definitely in a b3ta newsletter, some cartoon with a lot of turtle sex going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)

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