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Ahhh bless him, he only wants to play.

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Darryn.R, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

Afternoon all

Jim knew there was something odd about the office this morning but couldn't quite put his finger on it.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

Daft

but good.

(fingermouse, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

Hee hee...if only!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)

Hello all you b3tans

Just so you'd know, here in Israel it's Yom Kippur, meaning I'm not eating/drinking for 25 (!) hours. I have 2 and a half hours left.
I fell like I'm gonna die. right now.
And I'm seeing flying stakes, and slaughtered kittens... [damn, been a b3tan for too bloody long1]

Comfortations will be welcomed. :)

(TylerD84, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

Hee hee!

Did you get bored over the weekend?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

I made in the week.

Whilst bored.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

You're a heartless bastard...

... funny though. :)

(TylerD84, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

Sorry,

I couldnt resist.
I admire your dedication though, I couldnt go that long without eating...I didnt even make it to the end of this sentence without eating.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

Ha ha

I've just had a bacon double cheeseburger and I'm feeling fine.I might partake of a Stella in honour of Yom Kippur just so you know.

(fingermouse, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

[mummbling mindlessly like a zombie]

"kill him... kill him... kill him...

:)

Really guys, you british havn't got a clue [I suppose] about fasting for a whole 25 hours.
I forgive you though... :)

(TylerD84, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

The only think that I have eaten

in the last 24 hours is: about 6 pints of stella, and 2 cups of coffee...

I am bone-idle, and fast all the time, as food is usually more than 6 paces away from me... ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:18, archived)

thanks for your forgivness

but I've got to go down to McD's again coz its been 30 minutes without food, oh well lifes a bitch.

(fingermouse, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:18, archived)

I did that for Janmashtami

Krishna's birthday and we all got up at stupid o'clock and fasted till midnight, no one had eaten since before 9pm the previous day.
Actualy it is meant to highten sense accuity so get hummusing and it should be the best ever hummus you have made.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

It would

heighten my fucking sense of being unbeliavebly hungry and my sense of taste when I jumped and ate the cat.

(fingermouse, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)

Wow, you picked a bad time to go there on holiday.

i would complain to the travel agent if i were you. :o)

(Jim Pooley, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)

God bless you crazy jews!

I get off school today! Yay!

(sorry, no offense)

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EvS, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

none taken.

but why did you get off school cuz of us?

(TylerD84, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:18, archived)

Cause American schools have to take off for holidays

of almost all religions.

It's sweet.

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EvS, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)

I admire your dedication

I can't go 25 minutes without eating.

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partychancer, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)

10x

(TylerD84, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)

afternoon!

i had a frustrating morning but im feeling much better now. Stella does wonders for relaxation :)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

She's a lovely lass.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

A beautiful blonde who goes down easy

is our stella.

(ComaToast, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)

I want to say something about a good head

But I won't bother

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

Thats my

Nan you are talking about.

(Jim Pooley, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

Wow, I thought my day sucked.

Now I'm just glad I'm not this guy.
No need

(ComaToast, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

Poor

Guy. Being concieved in a foursome does kinda beg questions about his parenthood. Heheheheheh

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sick_boy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

I love that shit!!!!

that would give you a serious complex about why you're the only black kid in the family.

(fingermouse, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

I like numbert 15's reply

"thats hilarious"

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thebear is thebear, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

'cleethorpe' the dog...

was locked in the house but desperate for a poo. a pang of conscience left him in quite a predicament.

click for bigger
Whooooooops!

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spassmonkey, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)

eeek!

</small> ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

dum de dum de dum

did you forget something ? :o)

(Jim Pooley, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

;¬)

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)

What noises do they street fighter people make.

Apart from ("tiger/hyper uppercut" and "euuughuuuukin")

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

HA DOOOOO KEN!

FLAME... errrrr

[edit] BACK-TAK-TAK-LER-KAAC

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

ShoRyuKen!

Spinning Bird kick

(ComaToast, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

Prospectayuken

was the upside down blokes kick
and I think E Honda did "thousand hand slap".

hmmm - off to trawl the net for the answers.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

hundred hand slap it was called

SONIC BOOM!!!

(Slacker, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)

sonic boom!

was a Guile move :P

(tigerpawz, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)

IMMNUUUUUUUKENNNN

Kens Super Shadowy Dragon punch thing

(Dubster, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)

SHORRRYYYUUUUKEN

Ryu/Ken Dragon punch.

(I played this game too much, does it show ?)

(Dubster, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)

i say dear boy, do you have the time?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

How Are You Ken

is the only one I can remember

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Pootle, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

my favourite

"Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!" while viciously headbutting someone.

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amygdala, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

my money

is on E Honda!

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curry monster, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

hmm , made me wince making it

(LazyBastard, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)

Are they actually the tools used?

I have never seen one, been at one, or invesigated the performing of one...

Looks like fun tho...does the baby come with it? ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)

What tools are used for what

though, I've been trying to work out what all those miniature whisk type devices could be used for.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

No idea

authentic kit though.

(LazyBastard, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

Cool...

The whalebones confuse me... do you make a corset out of them and the extracted skin?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

And look,

they have Testicle Spoons.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)

And what appears to be

a butt plug...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

Maybe,

It's actually "My First Anal Orgy Kit"?

(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

That would make the photo in the corner

far too disturbing! ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:09, archived)

Could be.

what would you do with the cotton reel thingy?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)

maybe that's just a holder for the whisk thing

whilst it's not in use, like when you're busy cupping your testicles in the spoons?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

I see,

and I suppose the baby has to bite the triangular thingy, to hekp with the pain.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

Hahahhahahhahha...

Bagle on the screen....

Hahahhahahha...

(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

That's not what they use

Trust me, I've seen it done. Just some forceps and a very sharp scalpel..

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Wifey, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

:¬)

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)

i was searching google for wank on my tits

and i found the sad sad story of kickballman.
www.sakebomb.com/content/

(here and gone, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)

Wheee!!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)

I would.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)

and for my next song...

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spassmonkey, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)

Yes indeed

wooo!!

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CJ, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

out..

.. standing

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TooMuch2AM, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

LOOKS LIKE

my caps lock got stuck ;(

Actually, was going to say looks like one of the beatles.

(Frugle, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)

The

B3tales surely...

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itwontbeeasy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)

lovely!

yay

(meejahor, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

fantastic

love it

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weebl Mashed farts, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

Taking 'literal' Dave to the casino…

..was always good for a laugh

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Darryn.R, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

haha

muchly haha - quality

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)

Hahahhahaha

nice one.

(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)

i didnt even try this time.

(Its Tragic, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

The latest idea from George 'Mulberry' Bush...

Not exactly a toy thing I know, but what's an F18 but a big toy anyway?

(The Natty Dread Pirate Roberts, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

Um...

Ahem!

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helmetcream, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

Sorry about that...

didn't bother to check previous posts. Love to make a comment about execution, but don't want to put nose of quicker, brighter individual further out of joint. Humble, abject apologies.

(The Natty Dread Pirate Roberts, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)

No no!

I was only pointing out great minds think alike! Sorry, should have clarified. I prefer your post. It's very woo yay! - mine is a little... um... plain :o)

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helmetcream, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

No probs...

and thanks for making me look at it again - I'd left the s out of toys. Back in again now.

(The Natty Dread Pirate Roberts, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)

See Below...

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TooMuch2AM, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

Planet of the Navajo Chimps

(Its Tragic, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)

Koits' digi cam challenge

Ok ok - first person to post a picture of themself in front of a sheep with a print out of B3TA front page wins a prize.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)

what kind of prize?

and does tatoshoppin' count?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)

the prize is a kiss from you

no photoshopping allowed.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)

no point in me entering then.

i'm gonna be having sex with myself later anyway.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

good man

always good to abuse ones' self.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

yes

we have lots of sheep in islington you know...

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popt_art, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

Go to

Hackney City farm - only ten minute walk away!

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sick_boy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

well then that gives you an extra incentive

to visit the countryside....... :-)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

Any idea when a perfect time to visit would be?

Saturday perhaps? I hear there's a B3ta meet going on.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)

Is there

and pray tell Andi, whereabouts exactly is this bash taking place ? and at what time ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

Last I heard was that...

The Cheltenham Bash is on 21 Sep, 7.30pm starting at 2 Pigs. It should be a good one. There will be muchos magic tricks and loadsa B3ta songs. What more could you want?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)

so let me get this straight

it's in Cheltenham, this Saturday at 7:30 in the 2 pigs ? - sounds like it will be a fun evening.......and presumeably this is advertised on the pub scheduler ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)

Yeah, I think you're right in saying

That it's in Cheltenham this Saturday at 7:30 in the 2 pigs.

Since Thor is in a meeting, I believe he'd want me to post this

And yes, it took me ages searching his comp to find that!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

oh well thanks

for enlightening me.........I think I might even venture along.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)

Just follow

the fear

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

i could get a cow....

does that count?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)

go for it

that would be interesting to see too........woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

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