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# Have a skullskull
A random pearoast might cure my current lack of ideas.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)
# METAPHYSICS.
 
Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# it's the alien out of men in black!!
woo!
'NING ALL!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)
# 'ning Sir
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# *rubs tummy*
good 'ningage to you!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# nings ivesy
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# word up ma mizzle!
good weekend?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Polkas for fishes, that is the deal
 

 
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
# OH YES IT IS SO TOTALLY THE DEAL, MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# Also, what do people think about the new look of zombiemoonrobots?
I haven't got a proper logo yet, that bit will change.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
# IT'S AWESOME.
 
Haven't had nearly the time for it that I'd like, but I have been having more ideas lately.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# Default sucked, so it looks better to me.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# IT ISN'T YOUR SITE. STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME YOU TROLL.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
!!!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
# DANCE YOU LITTLE FURBAG, DANCE!!!
Woo.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Ah, it's alive!
And oh so happy looking

EDIT: Oh, and 'ning, b3ta
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Sorry for the sub-Hanna-Barbera level of animation, but bare minimum effort is my specialty.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# And special it is, sir.
My animation's a bit crappy too.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# cor what a talented catcat :)
'ning b3ta on this fine sunny morning
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# ning mr meats
it is indeed sunny, I am suspicious
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# :D
was cold last night, cold like my heart

I wonder if this is the beginning of the heat

and famous drought of august 2007 that will be looked back upon for years

could really do with going to the beach today
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Looks like the sun's going to evaporate some of the flood waterses...
...which will make more cloudses and then it's gonna rain harder!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# it'll evaporate the flood waters
and leave dried stinky flood poos

:/
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# 'salright
the new batch of rain should liven them up a tad
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# we're doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# To an endless cycle of rain and poo.
EDIT: But not for me. I live on a hill.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# that means you are closer to the deadly solar rays!
yay!

it isn't going to flood here either :)

oh, and the likelyhood of running out of water is extremely low too

:)

which is nice
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning!
 
Cold, wet night over here.. the pub, she beckons!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# the pub is an irresistable mistress
as she beckons with offers of her glorious fluids!

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Word up.
 
Doesn't help I had less than an hour sleep this morning, damn near fell asleep over my desk..
I AM AN INFORMATION PROFESSIONAL.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that's bad man
work is clearly bad for you, sue your boss!

it's your right!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# My work's a cruise.
 
It's the late-night smoking and drinking what does it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# that means you are very naughty
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# 'ning Mr Meats.
'tis a lovely morning, actually
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# I awoke softly from a gentle sleep
the beautiful blue sky streaming in through the windows carried by a subtle breeze

I floated from my bed as if lifted by doves

then I went and had a shit

:D

yay! it's fucking monday! let's happy!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# like this?


/random imageready scribble blog
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# yes
I had a scrambled egg sandwich
Just like that
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Excellent
I like it happy.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# that would involve firingup the computer with photosoup on it
and finding the pdf

and that

:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)
# That's way too much effort
for a lovely morning such as this
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# indeed
I'm eating an iceland ice cream now too :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I am eating
Toast. Although an ice cream sounds better.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# it is!
ice cream is much better than toats!

unless you want to spread butter on it or use it to hold sandwich ingredients together, then it's a bit of a mess

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Mmmm
Ice cream on toats.

*drools*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# that's crazy talk man!
crazy!

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Just Baked Alaska
in toats form - Without the meringue of course

(Or a meringue?)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# you should get easytoon
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# This is a good start to my Monday!
'Ning b3ta!

9 *rations 'nings*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# ning Trels
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# 'ning mrs trellis
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# 'Ning!
This is a very good monday indeed so far. I've only been awake for 2 hours of it though.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# 'ning trelly!!!
*throws trousers away*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Pance Beygoen
The famous trouserless mime artiste

(I have no idea why I typed this, I was just compelled to do so)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)
# bwahaha!!
the mind control posts are working!!
now, send me all your money......
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# *sends you tuppence*
Yes, that really is all I have.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# it's more than i had!!
now go and whore yourself out for more!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# there ya go!
plink plink
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# yay!!
to the pub!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# yay!
it's nearly 9am, beer tiem!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# it's always beer tiem when you're at work!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# too right!
what could be better than sitting in the office, completely cunted shouting "Yeer all a bunch of BASTARDS!!!" and then crying and grabbing the boss and shouting "Yer my best mate, I love you, ya twat" and then punching him in the face and urinating all over him

it's what makes the day pass by!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# sounds like a normal day to me.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# me too actually
:D

tho when issued a challenge involving being handed a bottle of whisky and being told "just drink this"

it's rude to say no :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# back down from a challenge?!
NEVAR!!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# unless I'm tired
and I can't be arsed

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *picks pocket*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# OI!!
come back with my lint!!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Morning - Let's force feed the cheeky girls !


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Not what I was expecting from the subject line, but..
 
woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)
# A big CDC maybe.
but not a pie
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I saw a documentary on feeders.
NOT. PLEASANT.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
# I've only seen 'em on Jerry Springer.
 
FUCKING FUNNY SHIT, I DARE SAY.

edit: typos lol
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Can't beat the Jerry Springer show
except they get no problems solved whatsoever.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# They do solve the problem of me not having shemales beating the crap out of each other on my TV screen.
 
NOW THAT'S PROGRESS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)
# I suppose you're right
It does worry me that EVERY time there's someone on there telling their partner they've been cheating, it's ALWAYS with a hugely overweight middle-aged woman who looks like a scary dinnerlady.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Or their sister.. or their dad.
 
High-class entertainment, what!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Or all three :D
Would be more entertaining if they didn't abridge the british channel shows, they just skip through episodes at random.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# I saw this one episode about a hermaphrodite,
and her parents had cut off her wang when s/he was a kid but now s/he wanted to be a man and s/he had a new girlfriend and everything.

Then the girlfriend turned out to be a transvestite. After that it got a bit weird.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE.
 
TOUCH IT!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# MY BUM, THAT IS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Bah, can't beat the look of a belly poked out from the inside.
/Alien blog
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
# TO THE LIONS!
'ning b3ta *runs off to work*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Just thought I'd post a nice crass pic before I go to bed, cos it might be bloody ages before I'm with you all again.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
PS I'll be with some of you in Brum on Saturday. You poor sods.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# FUCK THA POLICE.
 
'night!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Cya hare.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:43, archived)
# I haven't gone quite yet.
 
PLZ NOT 2 TALK BEHIND MY BACK TIL I HAVE LEFT.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:45, archived)
# OH, WE DON"T TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK!!
*hides mules*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# YEAH YOU DO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM AND STUFF.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# I bet you guys all talk about how handsome I am when I'm not around.
I'm basing this on the fact that you don't talk about it when I am around.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)
# You are very much the manly man man.
 
Especially with that sinister goatee.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# WITHOUT THIS GOATEE, I WOULD JUST BE GRONKPAN.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Has he gone yet?
OH GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:08, archived)
# yeah well anyway i had a camera phone before you did and it cost me like six times as much ashally
 
/stupid little in-joke
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:10, archived)
# YEAH WELL I HAVE SIX OF THOSE PHONES AND TEN BOATS AND I LIVE IN A CASTLE AND I HAVE TO TELL STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT IT TO VALIDATE MYSELF.
ALSO I HAVE NO NETIQUETTE.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:16, archived)
# MY WIFE JUST LEFT ME BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY TELLING STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT MY EIGHT CASTLES AND TWELVE BOATS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:17, archived)
# ALSO, I INVENTED FILESHARING AND I OWN BOTH DEMONOID AND THE PIRATE BAY.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:18, archived)
# NETIQUETTE.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:22, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS, NATIONAL MAKE FUN OF THE HANDICAPPED WEEK?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:29, archived)
# THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)
# KEEP THEM DOGIES ROLLIN'.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# TOASH
Text on a swapped head.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Just reading this fridays offerings...
Clicked on the link > 'Personal massager' < only to find this on the same site.

www.brightlife.com.au/store/product_info.php?products_id=915



(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# i don't want any.
go away!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Its not spam :\
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# it looks like it's trying to sell me something.
i just kind of assumed.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Well...
Guessing by what it is you wouldnt want one anyway...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:11, archived)
# an elderly person's bib?
hot damn, i gotta get me one of them.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
#
That guy looks happy to be wearing one thats the scary thing...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Welcome, Earthman!- Ed: Any excuse to 'whip this out'.:D

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# heh....
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# Is that Betty Paige?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# yes...
...the goddess!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:17, archived)
# Wood.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
# M, O, M-O-R, M-O-R-N-I-N-G.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# Some nice bass in that.
Funny as I'm listening to 'Hamburger Train' by Primus...again..it's addictive.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# "Suck On This" and "Frizzle Fry" are still two of my favourite albums.
 
They put on one of the best live shows I've ever seen when they toured here in '94..
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# I got a torrent of all their stuff...but all I ever listen to is 'Pork Soda'..
Or more specifically...'Hamburger Train'.
I am a fool.

'Suck On This'..don't have that.
I got more music than I know what to do with, I just got Alec Empire's discography...fuck sake..

I shall give Frizzle Fry another go...RIGHT NOW!
Need some crunchy bass...

My name is Mud...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# ^this
song makes me smile
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:37, archived)
# Giggity giggity goo!
 

 
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# This is not exactly effective as a deterent you know...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# i'm invisible!...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)
# IS THAT A DICK JOKE? I THINK THAT'S A DICK JOKE.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)
# what dick?...
....i don't see any dick!...(insert joke here)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Strictly speaking it should probably be linked, too.
 
*brandishes riding crop*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# are you saying...
...to censor something that isn't there?......It's a new low in world justice!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Heh.
 
You know what I mean. The "could be mistaken for pr0n over one's shoulder" rubric.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# maybe...
....maybe she's about to SNEEZE!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
# SHE CAN SNEEZE ALL OVER MY FACE, THEN.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# haaa haaa....
...it's too easy to 'push the envelope' here!...Sheeeesh!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# well it was taken from porn, wasn't it?
therefore it's shouldn't be surprising that someone would think it could be mistaken for porn.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:11, archived)
# ahh...good point...
...i ain't sayin' nothin'!....;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# doesn't matter if you look at the previous thread.
and use your imagination.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Good heavens.
It's a remarkably pretty picture.
So I've remarked.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# i like it...
...........................................................................................ALOT!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# Could you link this please?
It very much does resemble porn.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:15, archived)
# OMG SRC PLZ?!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:39, archived)
# TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Er,
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# yeah
Why do you hate freedom?

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Blah blah blah
6 year old pea-roasted image.

Least it's a pic from a /talker (who doesn't do that cross-posting thing)

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)
# Head shot?
 
I did like the hallucination sequences in Life on Mars with that test card..
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)
# The head-shot
Was originally taken from a guy's site who did theatrical effects- someone along the lines of Tom Savini- then just stuck in a circular selection.

It was actually from a pic called headshot.jpg- which I think I still have on a CD.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# Sweet.. just making sure I'd correctly interpreted the image.
 
Watched Within the Woods (30-minute Sam Raimi short from '78) on google video last night, sweeeeet!

JOOOOOOIIINNNN UUUUSSSSS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)
# I was excited when I saw it in a Jane Campion short
when a kid was going to see the sister he got pregnant in a home for unwed mothers.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)
# Cheap!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Well
I liked it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# testing...testing....

watch your heads!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Kaaaaaaablowie!
Blow'dup right good.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Nice
hole in the grount . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Bada BOOM!
 
Woo, I say.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)
# there goes another embassy
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Hey
What's been going on?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:48, archived)
# I remember you, you had a funny character...
No, two of them and one was always killing the other one...right?

Ahhh, the old Capn
www.angelfire.com/musicals/midget0/capn_biscuit54.JPG

(not much)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:51, archived)
# It went som'it like this. A lot.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Funk-Kay.
I go now, for a bit.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)
# FREE SHOES!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Why, howdy!
 
Not much. Some people still got no sense of humour.
It's quiet now, can I see a bunch of your old pictures?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)
# that reminds me, I just saw that 'drama' with pasasonic or whatever today.
really funny stuff.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# HE PUT ME ON IGNORE. BOO-FUCKING-HOO.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# He looks tough too...'cough'..
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)
# O COOL I GOTTA ADD HIM AS A FRIEND ON MY MYSPACE LOL.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# HE GOT REALLY UPSET ABOUT ME TYPING IN ALL CAPS THE OTHER DAY TOO.
APPARENTLY I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT NETIQUETTE.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# NETIQUETTE IS NOT BEING A DICK TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Heh.
 
Yep, already forwarded that one to my auction-addicted friends..
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# I know.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# THERE ARE FUNNY CAT PICTURES ON THE INTERNETS!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# LOL.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# Same old shit, Yo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Yup!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:57, archived)
# Take him forever to saw thru that with only a piece of string!
*aiaiaieees*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)
# howdy stranger....
*some other garbled western vernacular*
how ya doin?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# i was just thinking about you.
you still owe me $45.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Just hangin around.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Man, I've wondered where you went.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)
# ITS YOU.
OMG.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:25, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# just messing around
with the clone tool a bit



Sauce: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/6012.b.jpg
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Damn, she was hot there.
Ed: For some reason this reminds me of 'Nightbreed'.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Good lord!
she looks like what I used to do with my sister's Barbie dolls and a lighter when I was a child.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)
# I think I've fucked her
Speaking as a gnome that is.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:30, archived)
# here is the perfect place for a
"no unshopped pics please. Read the FAQ"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Just cos colour-cycling animation makes me feel a bit queasy.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Watchmen movie...so close...
Well, about a year.
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)
# No idea who the artist you want to identify is,
but some of the stuff in yr profile is genuinely terrifying.
This is a recommendation to others, by the way.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:17, archived)
# Thankya muchly.
I'm guessing the Harlequin baby ones spooked ya.
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:18, archived)
# SPOOKED?
SPOOKED?
I'll never sleep again, you evil scoundrel.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Praise indeed.
Huzzah!

Ed: I was listening to Scott Walker's 'Tilt' and 'The Drift' alot when I made those darker ones, it really affected my dreams. OOOOhhhOOoo!
Really though, some were horrific. I don't sleep much as it is.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Scott 4 is the one.
Anything from 'Climate of Hunter' on is just begging to be punched.
I mean, if yr the best baritone in the world, why spend a whole LP just singing a single note? And then another, and another?
SW let me down big time.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:48, archived)
# Here's the thing...
There are those who will listen to 'Tilt' and 'The Drift' and yell, 'This is pretentious bullshit..utter crap..'

All I can say is, I love them both with a passion and feel people will be listening to those albums fifty years from now. They are so musically dense and full of poetry and even wit that I find it awe inspiring.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# OK, then,
I'll give 'em another go.
But I'm gonna do a crass repost in a new thread before bedtime
just so I can dirty meself up enough to listen to serious music.
I say: LISTEN TO THE FALL.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# What's a computer?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)
# Listen to The Fall.
Obvious, really.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)
# UP THE STAIRS, MISTER!
EAT Y'SELF FITTER.
 
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
# Friends, this man knows what 's talking about.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# this is the review of "The Drift" from the radio station I work at (KFJC) - writ by staff DJ Guy Montag
The Drift ushers in a tremendous double LP release from the legendary Scott Walker (a.k.a. Noel Scott Engel). Originally fronting 60's pop sensation The Walker Brothers, he eventually went solo, retaining popularity for his first three outings before dropping into darker musical obscurity. These are his latest original creations and most recent solo recorded material since 1995's Tilt. Walker's trembling disturbed vocal mannerisms assume Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Roy Orbison, and Nick Cave characteristics as he divulges morbidly dark & deranged lyrics. Unsettling complementary tension building rhythms and harrowing melody structures slip through the experimental and improvised post-music circuits. Its pounding reverberations and twisted transformations are like some tortured interpretive cinematic Cirque du Soleil performance for the eternally damned. I can't help but listen aghast & awestruck. A subtle sense of panic starts swelling in my gut as I imagine what suspenseful drifting currents lay floating behind Walker's blood stained velvet curtain prior his nerve wracking shock tactics. I think he even pulls off a demonic Donald Duck impersonation straight from the Day of Doom. These are the sort of surreal theatric sounds you might experience in a David Lynch film and his disturbed macabre musings are still nesting & picking like pitch black crimson eyed vultures in my unstable psyche.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)
# I think I'd rather just hear a man playing a tuba.
'Scott 4' is the one to start with, my babies.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# I have not done any solo recordings lately,
but here is some stuff by a friend / bandmate -
youtube.com/watch?v=Nd_gvR06j6s&search=fire%20tuba

and another local tubist (a bit more ambient):
www.emusic.com/samples/m3u/song/10706043/11810239.m3u (link might not actually work.)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:14, archived)
# YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)
# you want some strange record reviews
or reviews of strange records? (or both) - poke around in here:
spidey.kfjc.org/

see if you can guess which ones I did.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Do you mind awfully if I pearoast something in a cartoon style?
I know it's recent and I post it with full apologies.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:23, archived)
# Ahahaha, why the fuck would I care?
Roast away ma lad, roast away.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)
# OK
This one was the only thing that I drew by hand and bothered posting:

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Now THAT's a bowling ball...like the one from 'Mystery Men'
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:30, archived)
# It's a basic tutorial
On how to use layers- I have fucking loads of stuff like this.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Get ya ass to Mars.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Two weeeeeeeks
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# See you ad da pardee Rictda!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Get ready for a surprisssse
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Who is it dis time, my mother?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:43, archived)
# Heh.
 
That character reminds me of Ted Johnson, for some reason..
www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2006-03-28/index.html
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)
# precolombian animation?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Niiiiiiiice.
 

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# this was just a bit cut out
of a huge animation
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Well, I like it.
 
It makes me want to.. do things.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Get away with you and yer Mesoamerican psychotomemetics.
I'm gonna find a shit picture to counter this evil.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# here's a good shit picture for you
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# You know what?
I don't think this picture does much to counter evil*.
What do other viewing cretins think?

*although I admit it makes me feel hungry
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:01, archived)
# what's wrong with evil ?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Nothing, nothing.
I concede.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:08, archived)
# wOw!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:13, archived)
# By God he's enjoying that!
and so am I.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Aztecan timer . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)
# That makes me think of South American art
For some very obvious reason.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)
# I never killed anybody who didn't deserve it..
 

 
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# MY FACE IS SET TO THRILLED.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)
# LOOK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Well . . . it looks like somebody is dien'
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
FILTH.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Dagger of the mind
The Uhura bit could be anything.

'Hailing frequencies open'
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:22, archived)
# *WOWZER!*
That's a keeper.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Would any stinkin' aliens fuck with the Enterprise then? I THINK NOT.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)
# If I could, I would greenlight that movie in a heartbeat.
Nobody fucks with the Walken.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:27, archived)
# It's got
Tribbles in the title.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahah!
 
Fucking genius.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Will the real Brian Blessed please yell his own name.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Soz all, I'm bored. D'you mind if I post stuff like this in a blatant attempt to make people laugh?
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(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# ahhahhhahah!
 
Not at all!

You see, we sow the seed..
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
#
Nature grows the seed...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# DIE, HIPPIES!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Oi, that's unfair.
We could be punx for all you know.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# I like your pictures.
 
Especially the Swap Thing.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Do you?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# pHUCK!
Who painted that?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:14, archived)
# *stabs him to death with hayfork*
Pfft!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
# i'm painting this in real life (obviously without the cherry-picker cameraman's shadow included.)
just thought i'd see what you all thought of the idea.
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(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# Groovy.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# it's the idea!
the idea i tells ya!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# HERE BE GIANTS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:18, archived)
# WE GOT A PHOTOSHOP HERE FOLKS
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:08, archived)
# I feel a bit like this about the idea.
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Not that I want to deride your talent, just that I wanted to put a shit pic of Cheggers being fed to the Sarlacc on the internet.
*EDIT* Soz, not meaning to impugn the talent of the originator of this thread, like.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:07, archived)
# THAT'S RATINGS GOLD, THAT IS.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Shucks,
I hate to brag, but...
(PS: scroll down, viewers, to see the good work of some people who actually have some graphical talent)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Reminds me of my ceiling fans . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:16, archived)
# You swine!
You made me hurt my neck.
And it wasn't even all that.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
# good lord!
has she taped her skirt to her legs to stop it falling over her eyes?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Aah . . . Haa
I can dig it now . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:13, archived)
# F I R E !
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# STAND BY TO REPEL BOARDERS
 
Woo, and yay!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Bastard penguins!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# pure class
w/y/h
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# cheeky bear
playing to the camera the whole time.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Your cannon fodder works well . . . mine shoots blanks . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:07, archived)
# You're Terry Gilliam, aintcha?
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Instant classic.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# The beat goes on . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Wooooooo!
needs more magenta
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# You bastad. You ask for fine art tiem, you get fine art tiem. Think of the children, for christ's sake.
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(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I wish that she would hold still, I'm running out of pain
t.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# it took me quite a long time before i realized how many times that painting appears within iself.
bravo.
/edit: Fucking, shipping magnet...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# This is quite something.
I do love your stuff.
Do you make original abstracts too?
(I'm not being rude, you know what I mean)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# There is still some room for more in this one . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# You really are a mental.
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# When you say . . . abstract . . .


or do you mean more detailed?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Or variations . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I was just curious to see some of your own designs, what you'd come with up.
And now I have.

It'd make a cool T-shirt.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# *joys*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:11, archived)
# That's quite a par-tay!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Fiddlesticks
Seen it all before ...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# You have? Was it in black & white?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Whee-haw!
Food first, then I'll reply in kind.
edit:
needs somework on the sleaves but bow
looks more ... bowey.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Nice
in strument . . . I can just imagine what it sounds like
as he draws his boeys . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Bowed autoharp mixed with hollowbodyesk aftertone.
Just a guess. [/;-P Thx.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)
# frantic fingers fer sure!

woo and yay!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
[challenge entry] For no apparent reason.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Angkor WHAT?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# aces
woo
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Up scope . . . ^
that is some pretty potent mouthwash . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
#
tj: just fired up photoshop and whenever I make a selection it deletes the edges when I try to move/copy it. Just some obvious setting I have to change of course, I'm just not too great with ps so I'm absolutely clueless.

Woo to the image by the way. hehehe
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# up in the tool bar, is there a number next to the word "Feather"?
if so, quickly change to zero and i believe your predicament will be solved.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# if it's for any reason other than that, i have no idea.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I would think that
for your kind and knowledgable profusion of sophisticated aid of information,
that you might consider either changing your name or changing the meaning of idiot.
Whataya think?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
#
i already did change it.
then i changed it back to this cause i liked it better.
remember USER No: 21515?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# BIN
GO! iSee . . .
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Ah yes
that worked quite nicely, thank you very much kind sir
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# my pleasure.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# So get designing a coastline, quickly.
We expect results round here, young man.
*folds arms, lifts eyebrow*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# tis actually
feather from the tool bar
but I dont think it would feather
automatically
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# i'm not sure i understand your meaning.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# logic be damned -
you've got snorkels!
Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)

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