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# prince cupalot
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Prince Charles touching women's boobies?
Who did he marry again, Camilla Parker-Shit-Tits?
Makes sense.
The burn on my hand progresses, possibly it will only be a small scar.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick Zappa one.........
.

.
(Nite all........)
.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:57, archived)
# VAPOR LOCK
woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:12, archived)
# This one probably...
doesn't have GARGANTUAN THIGHS tho...
As for 4 on the floor... Who knows ?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
# best line in a song
EVER!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
# *click*
i was thinking about this one but my mrs mooted the plans! Woo yeah!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
# I can see why...
its a very 'dodgy' Google this one !
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:15, archived)
# *Does not get*
But it's probably a stroke of brilliance. Well done indeed.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:14, archived)
#
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)
# There,
Now it makes sense, assuming you didn't make all that up. My hand get redder.

Bed time.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)
[challenge entry] i blame bob-geldof....

:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:52, archived)
# yum VB
send some over
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:53, archived)
# i had some
but the bloody band drank it - literally!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# pfft
I'm still awake. I may do some more bungle.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Woo...
That piano has a never ending supply of beer...
Where can I buy one ?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Hic . . . up . . .
Waits for it to get it's fill . . . hic . . .
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I'm quite drunk
and I've just burned my hand on the cocking grill.
I don't get it, but possibly dude to drunkenness.
Piano drinks squash and throws bottle WHILE THIS HAND IS FUCKING SCARRING? Bastard.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# And now it's making funny blisters.
If I have no hand by tomorrow noon, you are a cunt. Because this is your fault for no reason.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)
# go slurpy

:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)
# i love that song.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Come on, Dyslexia, my hand perishes while you procrastinate,
Prescribe treatment NOW!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Geldof?
That's a Tom Waits song!

edit: *scrolls down* *gets it*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 5:43, archived)
# wombat blues
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:51, archived)
# riddup riddup!
*click*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Aah yes . . .
in the key of G?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:59, archived)
# not g with 3 black keys
think that A
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# O MY FUCK YES.
 
Woo, and yay!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:39, archived)
[challenge entry] If Song Lyrics Were Literally True
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:39, archived)
# BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Father, The Son, and The Holy Shout
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:42, archived)
# best ur getting out of me

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# He wriggles a bit in the middle
but definately woo
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Animated compo cuntribution
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# 5,4,3,2,1?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# the final countdown that keeps repeating itself forever?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Woo that man.
How many times do they say the final countdown in that song though
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Too many
Although they never actually count down

Edit/ Damn you Joey Tempest
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:26, archived)
# ha ha...good job!...
...trapped in b3ta hell forever...screen to screen and inbetween!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 4:54, archived)
# b3ta...
...first it sucks you in...

...then it spits you out!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*

EDIT: Know what'd be even more amazing? Tile them back to back, with him being spat between each one...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:00, archived)
# i would...but...
...my Guinness and Scotch are calling me.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:09, archived)
# A noble calling indeed
I have... orange coke. 'tis shit.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:09, archived)
# It tastes like Panada pop mixed with Calpol
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# BLOODY FACTS!
*clicks hard.

FP FP FP NOW
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)
# ^this also
worthy of a FP. Very much so.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
# It did that to me once
And now I'm back
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
# awwww....thanks...
...just for you guys...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Also very woo!
*invisible clicks*

Phwoar and all that.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# If I hadn't already wanked..
I so would.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# ha ha....now that's a compliment!...
...haaaaaaaaaaa!
...i'll be off now...have a good night!...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:10, archived)
# I like this very much
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# You . . .
got it!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] take a look,
its in a book...


... areading fucking rainbow?

shoddy attempt at best, but muther fuckin roll on floor laughing times!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)
# meh
... really dont get this compo either.

but you gotta play to win.

i guess.
nigth then.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Nighty night
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:58, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:53, archived)
# bleh I think it's about time for sleep
'night b3ta
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:55, archived)
# night sir!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Yeah, Geordie La Forge?
I get that part, but what the fuck? Where's the song element?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# oh fer fuck sakes...
readin rainbow.

the guy also hosted reading rainbow.

*hangs self with own penis*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# "I cant see clearly now my visors gone"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:03, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:21, archived)
# pencil testage
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what I'm seeing
But I think it's violent and I like it.

/Edit, Ahh, it's a face.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# this wins all of my approval
I can't tell what's being smashed, but it certainly contains some smoothly animated violence

so woo
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:17, archived)
# the best kind of violence!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)
# isn't it just?
and now that I've figured out that it's a head being smashed I can only add a yay to my earlier woo
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I'll fix it later
it's supposed to be one guy smashing another in the head with a sledge hammer. I'm still trying to figure out what details I can skimp on exactly.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Something broke . . .
however . . . it was not your pencil. Good splat!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)
# This emotes what we do to normal people..
(you KNOW what I mean)... gnuff!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I made a meme-eograph!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# What a great machine!
It looks like it will never run out of ink or paper . . . I like this!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:17, archived)
# machines is teh good!..


spong tastic..

Woo! to your creation..
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Babbage, you crazy fool
I like it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# i like yours better!
:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# your's is better colour balanced...
and more asthetic!

Woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
excellent
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "DAD! can we PLEASE get some more satellite channels?"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)
# "Evils"
"that Edna.."!

Woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# the new flatscreen Evil Edna just doesn't cut it
original = best
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Wait . . .
hold it . . . . go back . . . no not that one . . . next . . . next . . . yeah . . .
that's the one . . . great! Click!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Looks like them Duke boys are in for a splash landing
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Andi knows how to win hearts-Introducing Spence, Andi's boyfriend. CFB
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Tell him to get a haircut
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# shh his hairdresser has one leg shorter than the other
thus the sloping fringe
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# ^this
he looks like a right cunt

:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# musical robot head!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Is that Johnny 5?
I saw short circuit 2 the other day, it brings back the memories.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)
# it is similar
but different enough to avoid copyright infringement
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Always the best way
/gives you a sly wink
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I want to hug it!
and give it some bolts for tea.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Awww
that's cute :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Anti Flag sounds like a band for people who people who like Black Flag should punch in the gut
but drawings are good.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)
# *volunteers*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Draw something MSI related
I'm in an MSI mood.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# I like MSI.

Have a Jimmy Urine.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
[challenge entry] first to guess gets a lovely prize
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# OMG we're all going to die?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Them is "targets on a US bombing raid"..?
:S
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Ah, it's that old folk song
The Flags on my Uniform Exist in a Different Spatial Dimension Than I
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# seven nation
army...?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Oh my gawd
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Amy Wino!?
Is that her name?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Wicked
I need a sofa.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# good enough excuse I'd say
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I think
she looks better in that.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Agreed
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# pah!


Don't get me going :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# She has 'man milk' on her leg..
go on, admit it.. it is YOURS!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
I think it's the stumps that really do it for me
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)
# "paraplegics with beards anonomous"..


Prolly has an opening for you ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# ooh the truth!
She's one of those shape-shifting assassins from The Last Starfighter!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)
# edit
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# AVAST!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
# GAH!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# dagger is inserted...
..erm...

Woo pic!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)
# 7 nation army
^ bollocks!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Bowm.de ba ba ba bowm bowm...
(you could be correct)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# I wasn't first though
although I didn't give my answer in the form of a question.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# do you want
a consolation prize...
/edit consolation



or just a hug
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I will accept that thing gratefully thanks!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Claim it as yours...
He ninja'ed his post ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# 'tis a great riff.
 
Anybody know where they stole it from?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Was it somebody talented?
Or an obscure blues artist?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# And a great drum beat.




Pfff... pfffttt.... PFFFTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# You crazy laughing bastard
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Go on ..
fill us in..
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I dunno, just casting aspersions.
 
MAY THEY RETURN A THOUSANDFOLD.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# umbrellas at the ready!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)
# You caught anything with them yet
or do we need more bait
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger boat.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# "Show me the way to go home..."

\gives up
\(gets eaten..in the BAD way)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# who do you think you are kidding mister hitler?
If you think my seams are gone?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# 8 nation army...
No, wait...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Ah, the old favourite,
#Wait a minute, where's Frenchy?#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# or indeed "Britishy"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Welshy, Nornirony and Shotchy are back at the barracks,
waiting for Englishy to return.

Probably with whips and paddles.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
#
\'whips'..

then

\'paddles'..
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# The usual example with photoshop
CLICK for ORIGINAL PICTURE
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# top
shop

sir!

Something else I shall be trying my hand at
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# totally..
TOP sloppery!

Woo to you sir!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# that's really quite good
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Slim down and . . .
Sh . . . sh . . . sh . . . shake it!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# awww
I prefer the original..

still, excellent work!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Don't tell her she's not an athlete
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# I almost admitted that...
you are braver than me ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# The possibility of waking up between two slices of bread always intrigues.
 
Be safe! Leave cake on the nightstand.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# 'Tween two slices'..?..
Did that once.. not all the movies has it cracked up to be!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Cor!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I wasn't expecting that!
fantastique
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# would
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# skilfully done
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# ohh err!
top shop!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Should be obvious...

Click to animate
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Fuck you, ice creams!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Fuck you, I screams
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Look POO! EYE SEAMS!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)
# TWICE
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Old School
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# In the face
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)
# from behind
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# All over my face
With bells on
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# why does your face have bells on
that is unusual
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# It was a foggy day in late November
...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
# crikey
this novel is starting in an exciting manner
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# It's all downhill from here
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# well, serialise it over several volumes
the kids will inexplicably sit through the movie versions of it for 2 hours at a time
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Kids today eh?
When I were a lad, you were lucky if you got to see one movie a year.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# and that was just a documentary about how they made concrete throughout the ages
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Aye
I live in Yorkshire now, and people 'round here would be entertained by concrete for weeks. They're a simple folk.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# concrete in yorkshire now!
blimey, march of technology innit
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Yep
I say concrete, they just painted some coal grey and glued it together for buildings.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# It's "Watching John Lennon"
A song by "The Wheels" band
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Sorry,
is very nicely done
but way over my senile head

EDIT: too slow as usual
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# ello john gotta new motor
?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Hahaha
"your goat's made a mess on the carpet!"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Didn't you kill my brother?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# ahhh...!
that'd've been good...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)
# nope, it's not
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# 'fraid I have no idea
:|
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Those
wheels go . . . round and round . . . I'm just sittin' here . . .
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Pfft...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# A poor mans "Thing"?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I have no idea
I must confess. Just "late night stupid images"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Weetabix..
or is it Snack-a-jacks?

Woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# this scares me slightly...
but also makes me feel a tad hungry

I think I should be worried :|
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Only if you're lactose intolerant
I know a guy who is. I often wonder how easy it would be to snap his bones.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Lactose intolerant?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# That gave me the chuckles it did
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Is it late night crapness time?

I hope so... otherwise I'm buggered :|
ningles good folks of b3taland
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# pffft!
 
BRING IT!
 
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Yes it is crapness time.
YOU MUST BE CRAPPER. TRY LESS HARD.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# :p

and

*mmwahs*

you big loon ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# ^___^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# took me a few looks..
perdy clevah!

Woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I will be . . .
Frank with you . . . I like this!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)

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