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# inspired by yonger post

tea time now
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:05, archived)
# All this week apparently...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:02, archived)
# kinell!
i was just going for me tea too!
ewwww
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:03, archived)
# Urgh ...
Too tired ... imagine I've replaced the headline with "HUNTED DOWN BUM BY BUM".

thank you and goodnight
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:09, archived)
# Bored and thought it about time I said Hi

Add crap usa/saddam joke here
HI

More ?? well im still a potatoeshop newb - have no sense of humour and like to take th p!$$ - UK based (bedfordshire) and have lurked here for a while ripping off your images and using them on another board for ppls amusement and couldnt find any good kitten images to destroy - now I need a coffee as im all embaresed and shy - oh i cant spell either
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:57, archived)
# Is that real?
;)
O and dont link other people pics, its not right. Its stealing their bandwidth, which is paid for by them not you.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Of course it is!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:01, archived)
# nope
its not true i made it up - but i thought about it till i realised i had no mates - the linking thing -
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:03, archived)
# At least you've photoshopped a kitten
which is always a good start
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:00, archived)
# hello, welcome! pull up a marmot!
and tell me, what is a filter slut? is it like a normal slut, but less likely to give you cancer?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:04, archived)
# its
Someone with no ps talent that relies on xenofex and eyecandy - so i have been told - does xenofex give you cancer ?? - well it sounds like it should
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:05, archived)
# quite possibly
i suspect i am one of those. except for the bit about relying on xenofx and eyecandy- i'm openly talent-free and good for the lungs =)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Did you nick my hippocopier?
I think you may be the blogger who showed up a lot in my logs a few weeks ago.

Anyway, play here instead, munt some more kittens, and give credit where it's due.

Welcome aboard.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Jon was just about to seal the deal
When he got busted by the Kitten Swat team.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
sperb!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# class indeed
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:06, archived)
# fantash
tique!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Have a good night, folks...
...especially you northern b3ta-bashers. I'm off for food then much dangerous European beer until 3am.

And I got a new car today.

All is well with the world.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# ooh cool
have fun
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# hooray!
enjoy!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Hmmm...
I think it's music:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/omething.mp3
sci-fi-porno-techno
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:55, archived)
# Re tonight's Northern b3ta bash
Umm, err, how will we recognise each other? It's a bit sad having to go round the pub saying 'b3ta?' so...??? If I attend I'll be the fat git in the Duran Duran t-shirt btw
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Northern b3ta thing
why cant we have one in Newcastle? Pleeeease. I can't get to Leeds.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:55, archived)
# they had one i think
there are loads on the pub scheduler
hang on i'll get a linky
www.flibz.com/m2/
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# thank you
I have added an event...

I doubt anyone will go though :\
*sniffle*
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:02, archived)
# I'm in Edinburgh, but I was in Newcastle quite a bit earlier this year...
...I went out with Witchy and Don'thaveaclue one night. Lovely chaps. I think there's quite a few of you down there these days...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:58, archived)
# and
as i've learned, if you put something in the pub scheduler, b3tans will turn up, and they'll almost invariably be lovely.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:04, archived)
# Absolutely.
Haven't yet met a b3tan I didn't like.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:06, archived)
# I got a Head Ache
And it hurts to look at the screen

But as a loyal B3tan i will fight on with pride, for i will mark the begining of a new era...

the era of.......bordem
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# How about making
a nice picture?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:58, archived)
# go and do some
gardening
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:11, archived)
# Ted was a wily old otter...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:47, archived)
# good man
me likes.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:47, archived)
# And it shows
in his dignified demeanour
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# Soupher
Hat
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:51, archived)
# woo!
fantastic!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Yay and
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:05, archived)
# what a lovely wooyay!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:39, archived)
# .
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:21, archived)
# Splendid work sir.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:48, archived)
# That's reet grand
I love that... I do.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)
# I say I say I say
How do you stop birds shitting on your windscreen?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# take it out
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# or get a smaller windscreen
or a motorbike,
or don't park under trees
or go to iraq, if G.W.Bush has his was there will be nothing left over there to shit on your windscreen...

[EDIT] Get yourself one of these?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# hit them with bricks.
That'll do it.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# give them a lift home
INSIDE the car?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# NO
the answer is

don't go out with them!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
# heheheeh
wheres the on/off switch?
;)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# It's absolutely
NSFW!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# hehe
as i suspected. leave the poor thing alone!
u dirty boy :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# You're right!
I need a SSS
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:39, archived)
# i'll give that
an A+. does that mean you've passed now?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# At school we should
explain how we spend most of our time...
Would it be a good idea to give them the b3ta.com URL?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# I was wondering
whether I should reference b3ta in my thesis?

In a small way, you are all responsible for the work [lack of] I've produced.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:40, archived)
# Actually,
I think it might be a bad idea in both our cases.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# I've learned
tons of stuff "wasting" my time here...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Like wise.
For instance:

Look what I can do!

How can big companies not want to employ me when I have skills like that?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:47, archived)
# If image manipulation skills
are in any way involved, I would definitely say yes.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# References:
bananaman (2002) Kitten being eaten by shark.
bananaman (2002) Shark being eaten by kitten.
slim (2002) Yoda dressed as a cheap prositute (eating a kitten).
witchy (2002) Furtive stealing kitten, watched by Fluffy.

Did I miss any?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:55, archived)
# If the manager likes kittens
you're straight in!

But seriously, from what I've seen, intelligent employers value any sign of experience with the tools they want you to use. So if you're going for a job involving, say, photoshop or flash, any good B3ta work would look good in your portfolio.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks for the tip!
Unfortunately I'm a geographer.

The only image manipulation skills we need are to be able to colour up to the edge of the map with the right colour crayon. And even then I often go over the edges.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:04, archived)
# Aaaah fellow Geographer here
I went to a History freshers week party last night and proclaimed my love for Geography before running out the fire exit, hehe. I'm sad.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Ooo, yeah!
Whereabouts? I's be just finishing up in Less-ta, init?
Those freshers, though. Lovely fresh faces, but so so innocent.

(Sorry, I'm getting a little bit pervy here.)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:12, archived)
# Hoo
Plah
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Woo Yay
Marmot power!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# hello again
im buggering off to highgate in a minute, so I leave you with the pussy of the night

(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# nicely done
ta ta...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# She's lovely....
Shame she's a kitty of the night. What a waste. She'll be doing smack and gobbling off tramps for 50p before you know it.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Well,
I think we're off now t'pub. See ya later..Raaaaah!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# yay!
have an excellent time, and a pint for me!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)
# i would
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:46, archived)
# eek!
that thing scares me.

cool though :P
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:57, archived)
# the giant tunneling mole was quite shocked when he resurfaced...
err, fish?
...considering he set off from scotland.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Oooo, that I like
8)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Suprise turned to Joy

when Mole realized his whereabouts
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# mmmm...
8)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# hahahah
:)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# just don't
do that to goatse
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaaaaahaha!
He does look just slightly overjoyed!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Has anyone got the link
to that picture of koit's arse?
It's for a...er...friend
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# with friends like yours
who needs enemas?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# always glad to help the community at large
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# .
good grief
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:14, archived)
# I like
the music better.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:28, archived)
# I hear that
its not as hairy
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's good.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:57, archived)
# hurrah!
he be great!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:59, archived)
# He's
lovely. He looks like he needs a shave tho...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:00, archived)
# That's

Terry-fick.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Well...
Already had a mental day of it. Got a Stand Pie in Leeds Market (still haven't finished it, but got some good footage...) and to top it all, whilst waiting for the bus, saw some bloke throwing up in to a bin outside a pub. His mate ame out and helped him back in to the pub a bit later, true beer warrior. Either that or just insanely aloholic.
Will be at Wetherspoons by Leeds Station at 6ish I think. Hope to see all you Northern B3tans there.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# stand pie?
what that? is good pie?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# Is good pie...
It's about 5" diameter and about 2" thick... I also saw a small card selling "Large Breasts" which I'm going to go back and take a photo of. Oh, that was by the cooked meats section btw, nothing sinister... Honest...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# how rare!
enjoy the evening and take lots of pics!

branleur chanceux
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Oh yes,
I was looking through my old tapes earlier, found loads of space (fish)..... Hehe..
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# babel.altavista.com
has just gone up in my estimation! it just translated that for me into something i'm sure most other dictionaries wouldn't (whether or not it's accurate - I do not speak french)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)
# if it wasn't for weebl
i wouldn't have known what the word was!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:57, archived)
# Beefs
make the best pie.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:58, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm going to school the next 7 weeks and I've got homework...
8(
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:48, archived)
# You what?
Stop complaing, i have college and homework as well.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:51, archived)
# Its been 10 years
since I've been doing homework...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# ooh
what will you be studying? and is it forced labour or by choice?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:51, archived)
# Forced!
They think I should be working or they'll stop giving me money..
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# aargh!
hate that. what are they making you study?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Hmmmm...
At a guess, Marmot Technology??
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:02, archived)
# or
light bulb technology?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:03, archived)
# maybe its a combined study
of marmot lightbulbs?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# I think I
need to make a marmot bulb now...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Not much it seems...
I'll be upgrading my IT skills, but that'll just be a small part of it.
The biggest part will be an intense job seeking course and right now I'm trying to make something the teacher calls a "gross CV"
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:03, archived)
# is that
an account of all the ickier things you've done in your life?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# I guess it is hehe..
I've just checked CV on dictionary.com:

curriculum vi·tae Pronunciation Key (vt, vt, wt)
n. pl. curricula vitae Abbr. CV
A summary of one's education, professional history, and job qualifications, as for a prospective employer.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Latin curriculum vtae, the race of life : curriculum, course + vtae, genitive of vta, life.]

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Drei, zwei, ein.......
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# I bet that
needed a lot of beans
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Funny you should say that,
Prof. Heinz Bakedbeenz, was the chief scientist
on the project.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:43, archived)
# England
5...
;)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:42, archived)
# He he he.
;-)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Still enjoying b3ta
and no crashes yet :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] A simple yet effective road safety device

I've seen them on the M62
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# that is
very good!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Hello there...
You coming tonight??
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# i wanted to
but was struck down with mystery illness yesterday, so thought it best not to. boo. it should be very good fun!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Awwwwww, poo...
Oh well, I'm sure you'll see the pics very soon and that you're glad you missed out on the hangover. Get well soon!!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:51, archived)
# thanks mate
hope you all have a lovely time!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# ::
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:39, archived)
# My apologies to the parent of this child


I'll take it down if you think it's offensive
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# aww! the fear! the fear! innit sweet?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# has nobody else
seen those people in the cave? wierd....
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Who are The Fear's
parents anyway? That's woo and yay, that is!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# andrew
washington
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:40, archived)
# I thought
that name was banned. Who he anyway? Was he banished? if so, why?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# we're a bit ashamed about quite how nasty we got
the story begins around here => - (a small link, in order to discourage people from clicking on it)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:01, archived)
# Now 'removed from the public domain'
because it had more visits than he had friends or family (i.e.1) /nastiness.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Aaarrrrrggghhhh!
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always wanted to do that
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# what he said.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:41, archived)
# I
think the parents should be pleased that their kids head is being used in such a wootastic manner !!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:40, archived)
#
what he said :P
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:46, archived)
# It's all right
with me....

She's mine.

As long as no one has a Holy Hand Granade.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Phew
I'm so glad, I just went off-line and forgot I offered to take it down :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Any way you pay for booze is OK with me...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Where do
I get one?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Apply at your
friendly local offy :)
*edit* Which I'm about to do now - Later folks - I may not be back!
Ladies and gentelmen, start your drinking!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)

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