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# this is clyde.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Flightless hippounitar?
Woo.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:55, archived)
# *waves*
Hullo Clyde! You look nice and friendly =]

*feeds biscuit*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:57, archived)
# clyde looks happy to be alive
:-)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Yays!
Hello clyde, hello foof.
I must sleep now. Sooooo tired.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:46, archived)
# Right turn Clyde!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:58, archived)
[challenge entry] dumb.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:20, archived)
# oh nevermind.
i made this because i was going to make like a bunch of really really dumb images like this.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Steppenwolf!
Dance, you crazy puppies!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:25, archived)
# no you fool.
wolf parade. jerk.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:26, archived)
# Wolf parade jerk? Sounds a bit too Yiffy for me.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:28, archived)
# notice the fullstops?
one sentence im telling you the name of the band, and the other one im calling you a jerk.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Nope. I'm blind, and use a voice-reader for my browser.
It skips over thing like that. [/;-D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:32, archived)
# that would explain the pictures you make.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:18, archived)
# This cannot be art.
There are 3 too many colours.

I demand a correction before I stroke my beard and ponder the narrative to this piece.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:25, archived)
# i would fix it
but i have to sleep pretty soon and im watching tv.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:27, archived)
# In that case I shall stroke half of my beard
And compliment the composition instead.

You can decide which half, although I find it difficult to stroke the back.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:28, archived)
# wait
what?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:31, archived)
# *waits patiently*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:33, archived)
# *whats at random intervals*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:37, archived)
# *guitar solo*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:40, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:42, archived)
# *boogies like a motherfucker*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Haha!
My distraction worked a treat!
You, Sir, have just been de-bearded by the infamous b3tan de-bearder.

It shall make a wonderful addition to my collection, for which I thank you kindly.

That is all.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:38, archived)
# OH COCKS.
The whole thing?!

Now I look like a twelve year old girl =[
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:40, archived)
# shhh!
Best not say that too loud around these parts... You know what these people are like... or maybe you don't - In which case, you deserve what's coming to you.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Oh I definitely do
Which is why I claim to be a girl every day and always insist on having anal as I want to "preserve my virginity".

*schemes for bumsecks*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:47, archived)
# *loops topic back with a pea*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:57, archived)
# I would, but some douche just nicked it...
*sobs in a corner stroking my bare face*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Bah
Very well, have it back and re-beard yourself if you must. It was a fine specimen and shall be sorely missed.
Ho-hum
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:16, archived)
# 'Ning

It was so cold earlier I thought it might snow, but alas it did not.... so I shopped a photo I took last time it did.
It might make a nice Christmas card if it weren't so depressing, oh wait, that's perfect for Christmas.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:19, archived)
# The invasion has started...
run away
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:20, archived)
# A MILLION TO ONE, THEY SAID
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:24, archived)
# HELLO HEY I LIKE IT.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:22, archived)
# cheers m'dears
Though I suggest you go easy on the cruise control button. I'll be back at home in luvly Bristol come the weekend, which, judging by your crazy profile is where you are from.
Please don't kill me.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:29, archived)
# HOORAY FOR BRISTOL.
Unless it's not the English one.

Which is just stupid.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:06, archived)
# indeed.
Would I have said "cheers m'dears" had I not been from that jewel of the Westcountry?

Oh and apologies for your naked face. You may have it back up there ^
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:30, archived)
# I like it
But I don't know why.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] too obvious
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:18, archived)
# WHO HERE HAS A BONDAGE FETISH?
BECAUSE I DO.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:50, archived)
# i'm still getting over the fact that you're female
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:51, archived)
# and 15
..........
*worries
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:52, archived)
# suddenly i miss Comma
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:58, archived)
# The Scorpions?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:29, archived)
[challenge entry] twat
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Born into the wild

I think I killed some hind legs.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:35, archived)
# dogtap
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:40, archived)
# i get it
haaaaaaah.

nice
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I like that
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] one of my favorites after Zappa (and a few others)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)
# god touch egg
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# mebbe
God's Snack?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
[challenge entry] a klue
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
[challenge entry] another one not worthy of a new thread
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Could be...
Sparks
. or
Grinderman
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:17, archived)
[challenge entry] beastie boys
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(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Noice =]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun? shirley?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# that works
:)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:14, archived)
# It has.
Too many NIN >.<

Edit: Although, this one is best.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# hehe
well done
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Floaty ball thing

Made this from a video from my camera, extracted the frames, and added it in potatershop.

There's a larger mpg here and here.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# thats...
amazing. It almost looks like you're really closing your hands on a cartoon ball. Good job.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)
# I like doing these thingies =]
Very nicely done sir!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# GAO!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# woah thats excellent
evening to you, kind sir.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)
# Hello there :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# hahaha
way to cover up the queen's ADD ;-)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# HADOKEN
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania


Click for bigger (241KB)

Lo B3tards. My, isn't it late (or early) depending on how you cut it..anyway here's some psychadelics to keep you lucid.
Enjoi :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Wunderbar!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)
# GAAAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR!!!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# why must you shame me,
this is too woo!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# *loads bass synth patch*
*dials up six reverb units*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# That's pretty ace.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)
# thankyou!
have you changed your name?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Er, no.
I am and always have been Shada.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:40, archived)
# my mistake
!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)
# thats fucking awesome!
reminds me of the inside art on the bungle cd!
w/y/h/*click*!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)
# caption?

dunno where i was going with this, have it anyway
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# I bet..
all cartoon sperm looks like goofy
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)
# goofy seems rather (trouser) happy to be there
"US marksman hones skills by shooting invisible apple out of aroused goofys hand while lithuanian midget watches"
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)
# this explains much
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:47, archived)
# How about...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:50, archived)
# This isn't a caption:
More of an observation. That section of building in the backround looks like a giant naked ladies foot and calf. Top bit looks like a bit of theigh. I have no idea why I'm writing this but I suspect it's to do with the fact it's 3am and I can't go to bed cos I have coursework due in tomorrow :-/

apple bogeys.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)
# i just see boobs
BOOBS I TELLS YA
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# "well fuck me.....
a talking dog!"
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:11, archived)
# NINGS....thinks
noons
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# maybe if Goofy was a priest?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Anal Knife Rack

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# is this a band name?
or did you randomly select the challenge entry?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# just checking.
can't trust you newbies these days. :-)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:41, archived)
# yhefo ays lilsh
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# THIS IS COOL.
HAVE THE HEAD OF A CAT.


And with that, I'm off to bed, as I gotta get up freaking early tomorrow. 1pm.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)
# olympics logo mk2
hoorah!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# very nice abstractifications!
Woop!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:46, archived)
[challenge entry] PSYCHEDELIC FURS
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(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:33, archived)
# 80.88 Niggabytes?
Good thing its linked.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:35, archived)
# oh, there's a cat there!
woo!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


*edits: CFB*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] und this

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] NYOM NYOM NYOM
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:19, archived)
# har de har har :)
NYOM NYOM
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Cool, but huh?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:26, archived)
# You are a silly man.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:29, archived)
# DO A GOOD BAND.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:31, archived)
# I already did, you cunt =]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# MUDHONEY.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:33, archived)
# pop will eat itself!
woo!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Podd can pop
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Brill
click
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)
# best entry ever
:)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry] EVERCLEAR
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(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Based on a photo by afr3ak.deviantart.com
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Yay!
This came out really well.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Nicely done =D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 2:20, archived)
# :]
ta!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)

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