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# hahaha
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# 'The Bleats'
a mickey take of The Streets but with a west country farmer doing it.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:17, archived)
# It's not on anymore but you will hear it soon on the net
trust me.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# someone
put a link to an mp3 on here a month or two ago.

I got it, it's hilarious :)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# it has
been online for ages.

The people responsible for the track have a website Here
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:24, archived)
# thanks
for the link.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Threadjack!!
Fuck me, my third frontpage! Woo!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:17, archived)
# Woo
I saw that, but I missed who did it. Woo with added yay!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# and
my fourth! i know it's not all about the front page, but cheers mysterious mod, thou hast made my night (and wbm's too by the sound of it)
:)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:22, archived)
# It is a kick though
innit?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:23, archived)
# that it is
i love this place, it makes me feel fluffy :)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:25, archived)
# WHO
puts em on the front?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# he does
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:38, archived)
# Me too!
(At risk of sounding like an AOLer)
Cheers mystery mod.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:42, archived)
# If your're gonna go....

...go in style.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:10, archived)
# I think
he's going to drop one of his clubs
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)
# No, I've seen this guy before.
He's good!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Sounds good
Sounds good.
Well... Anyone gimme a hand with photoshoppingness? where can I get a cheap crappy photoshop?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)
# ebay
perhaps?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Maybe I will
go get The Gimp? Anyone got linkage? Last time I looked I came across cheap porn.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# try
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# Ooooh
He's good. Nice pic m8.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:17, archived)
# woo!
and a big yay! to you all from a new poster.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:08, archived)
# Wooyay!
Hello. Great name. I'm surprised no-one's thought of it before! Pull up a chair and have a nice cup of tea.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:13, archived)
# Wow, tea
can I pull up a chair? I'll bring scones and some jam.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:15, archived)
# Anyone who brings scones
is always welcome. I hope it's strawberry jam?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:18, archived)
# Depends....
Are they skons or scooownes ?
:-)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# It has to be
as in "it's gone"

And Strawberry jam must be the smooth variety.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:22, archived)
# Definately "gone"
Hey bigdave. The lurve thang in the newsletter said that I'm 97% compatable with AH. Time to hand her over mate ;-)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:25, archived)
# I prefer the
big hunks of strawberry.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Me too
Big hunks are always best
:-)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:28, archived)
# nononooooo
it rhymes with stone. at least it does if you speak proper english.

/goes and hides behind GigerPunk
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# ?
No point bloody hiding behind me, I';m with them on this one...as well you know...
Scone as in "Yummy, now they're GONE"
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Milk
and two sugars, thank you very much.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Milk and two sugars?
Are you some sort of tradesperson? That's a classic sign you know.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:26, archived)
# also a sign of a
military background

Milk 2 sugars is know as the "NATO Standard" brew
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# Can I interest you
In this high quality lovely towel set recently imported from China?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Just before Jesus was baptized...
John baptized some of the lesser Saints.

(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:08, archived)
# Of course we do!

It's not all work, work, work...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:08, archived)
# and on Saturday night
i'll be onthe other side of the wall (inane grin)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:24, archived)
# Apparently
it's just like a photocopier
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# I made this
stupid pic.


Click the pic for the large version.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:07, archived)
# It makes me
happy.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:09, archived)
# i love
that
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:10, archived)
# that's very woosome,
and should proceed at once, without passing go, to the b3ta desktop site, who's yurl I've happened to have forgotten.....
only up here 'cos wifeof's watching will'n'grace while Roman Polanski's Fearless Vampire Killers are on TCM.....class film, that. Totally nuts.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# You've smalled it.
Sorted.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# haha haa!
i love the house and the sun. that larger version is fabulous!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Evenin' all
I give you...

furTivo
/coat
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:06, archived)
# If I
understood that, it might have been funny.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:08, archived)
# made
me laff
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:09, archived)
# and me
yay for punnage :)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:10, archived)
# In every task that's to be done...

...there is an element of fun.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:04, archived)
# cackle

snigger

chuckle

woo!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] the first bouncing bomb tests were inconclusive..

(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:57, archived)
# "Drop the bomb, drop the bomb!!"
"SHIT! IT'S COMING BACK!!"
Brilliant.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:00, archived)
# Somebody
set us up the bomb!!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:01, archived)
# ha ha
since it is space hopper night, pic clicky.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:01, archived)
# lol
marvellastic!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# If I had a
WooYay animation, I would display it.. but.. I am not a photoshopper.. yet..
Oh well.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:06, archived)
# Not in my airspace...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:52, archived)
# hehe
genius!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:52, archived)
# ooh, lala!
bluddy marvy.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:54, archived)
# Yo ho woo...
and a bottle of Yay!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# That looks like
It could be bad for their health.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:57, archived)
# fabularse
that is really good
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:59, archived)
# I worship thee
as my Lord and Master.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:09, archived)
# Too bloody right you do
And cheers guys. To think I could have been in the pub instead...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:11, archived)
# I don't ;)
what's it meant to refer to?
A news story about a near miss?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Oh no
Just some wierd randomness that lept to mind as I was going upstairs after dinner.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# You complete bastard
You realise you got me out of the pub for this?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Inspired by Witchy
and Steven Wright.

(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:51, archived)
# ahh
very effective spot remover there
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:02, archived)
#
<giggle>
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:07, archived)
# .
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:46, archived)
# That made me
laugh harder than it should have!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:47, archived)
# Extreme Motherboarding

/Spaz.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:51, archived)
# I love that one...
8)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:53, archived)
# Me and the chums
partake in a bit of that. I give that a hoo with a splash of lah. Great!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# hehe...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:48, archived)
# Motherboard!
Classic!
I give that a woo and a yay!
Hooplah!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:49, archived)
# cheers chaps
and chapesses
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:51, archived)
# I made this for you.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:00, archived)
# Why thank you
I always wondered
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:04, archived)
# oh wow.
i'm so sad.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:06, archived)
# took me a moment...
!
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Mr Pink sees red...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)
# Ah,
that's great!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)
# hehehe
woo with a touch of yay!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:42, archived)
# Wunderbar!
Spitzenklasse!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:44, archived)
# arf!
Woo!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:47, archived)
# er...
then after a few refreshes i finally see it animated and - woo! Very nice.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Dorothy pined badly for the tin man
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)
# Terry Thomas says...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:44, archived)
# hooray for terry thomas!
and alliteratively named people in general.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:50, archived)
# Banananananananananananananannananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananannananananaman
wheeee that was fun!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# I have another three...
.. of those anims, plus a dynamic asp.net version in the works! ;o)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# ahh this one too i didn't see animated until just now
hence my 'you should see them in action' comment down there.
The dynamic one would be very good.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:05, archived)
# i love terry thomas (not in that way)
was planning bandwagoning him.. if that at all possible
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:51, archived)
# Hmmmm
That man's eyebrow amuses me more than it should.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# you wanna see them in
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)
# like it
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] While crossing the Deleware,
George needed to relax some, so...

Fighting hessians with hash.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:40, archived)
# why
can't we all just get along man...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# no, kill them
they make shit wallpaper
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:17, archived)
# Not to be overly morbid

But, see they found this partial skull near where this missing girl had last been seen and the detectives said they didn't think it was hers because the teeth looked too big to be those of a nine year old. One look at a picture of her accompanying the story and you can't help seeing that she's got some pretty freaking big teeth. Well, anyway, it was her skull.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:40, archived)
# A strange website where i really grew into the name 'Fnord' is closing today
I can't really sum it all up what it was exactly, but the number 23 and associated mysteries were involved, a website with many hidden clues and puzzles all 'pointing to that which cannot be grasped by the mind'.
Anyway it's been 23 months since it started and like B3ta I've met some great people through it and been on some crazy adventures.
So i'm feeling a bit melancholic tonight.
Thankfully I have Teleport so i've been able to back up the whole messageboard before it's closed.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:52, archived)
# Why is it closing?
I know where you can host it for $5 bucks a month.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:05, archived)
# It's a deliberate thing
the people behind it have decided that it's run it's full course. There aren't 50,000 ppl who'll suddenly be left with a big hole like b3ta. It's kind of running down by itself anyway, it was created, it lived and now's probably the right time to close it. It's just a little sad to know it won't be there next week.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:11, archived)
# why dolphins jump
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:36, archived)
# woo
that's excellent!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That made me laugh.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:53, archived)
# NTFS!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:33, archived)
# I
smiled...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:48, archived)
# *pheeew*
8]
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:49, archived)
# of course
mine was an implement which shouldn't be used for gaining access to locked boxes...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# I think it says
"Windows NT Filesystem"

Actually it says "Windows NT Fairushisutemu".
I don't understand the kanjis though.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# Oh Goodness

This is not P-shopped. He's dead
Read the story here
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:28, archived)
# It gets
better if you click 'next' a few times :)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:31, archived)
# you mean this?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:34, archived)
# I love the way
You see a couple pics of flat-and-bloody chineese person, then straight into a nice pic of Mary Kate and Ashley...
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:36, archived)
# Ah!
Mindpiss!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:37, archived)
# What's with calling their brand
'Mary-Jane & Kate in ACTION!' I wonder how many 30 year old marketing men it took to come up with that?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)
# or whatever
they're called.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)
# in
acton... ? bet they have never been there
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:46, archived)
# Sick
as it may sound, I woud love to get them... IN ACTION.
I'll get me coat.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:52, archived)
# make it a dirty mac
i'm not even sure they're 16 yet.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:54, archived)
# Hmm..
Where would I get me a dirty mac, mac?
What's wrong with that, anyway?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:02, archived)
# hmm
I thought this
was the "better" of which you spoke....it certainly is funny...and kinda hearwarming, knowing that people so far away echo the sentiments of so many rational people ;)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)
# So what's wrong
with a little female armpit hair then? :-)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:09, archived)
# yuck
thank you at least for using that picture and not the one on the 'next' link.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:31, archived)
# I find it particularly pathetic
that it looks like he thinks he's still riding his bike in the first shot.

"Oh yeah, I got it! I got it! I...hey, where's my bike?"
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:34, archived)
# will i burn for this...

(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:39, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, you will. Though it's much easier to look at this way.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:42, archived)
# Hooray!
Laughed out loud at that.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:44, archived)
# oh dear
i just saw the other pictures and now i feel a bit bad !!!



/hell
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:50, archived)
# no i dont
im not the fool who tried to jump ma feckin massie wall!!!!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:01, archived)
# i found this cool book
while looking for pussy.... well ok kittens...
touch and feel kittens
this is my fave
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)
# That
rox.

(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:29, archived)
# I'm tempted to
make it into a tshirt... for the next b3ta party
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:32, archived)
# on a related theme
have you seen that 'porn for blind people' page?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:29, archived)
# no
elaborate
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:31, archived)
# It lets them join in the fun
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:37, archived)
# that is fcuking ace
pardon the french
/i know its not really french
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:39, archived)
# ugh.
NSFW.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:39, archived)
# SHIT DUDE!
THat is NOT WORK SAFE!!! BASTARD!!!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# Sorry
but i definitely had the NSFW on the post by the time you clicked it, inless you haven't refreshed your page for 20 minutes.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 21:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:32, archived)
# I kept looking at this site
(and that's one hell of a copyright infringement) but I couldn't think of anyway to make it funnier! It's perfect. Especially "Feel my HARD, yellow....food bowl."
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:32, archived)
# ordered
(, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)

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