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Edit: Blimey. That's my 1000th post!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:54, archived)

heheheh

class stuff, i like :)

(hazey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:55, archived)

In the words of Jizzclub

Nice!!!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:56, archived)

woo

yay

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:57, archived)

woo

nicely done!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:57, archived)

yay

v.good

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

I would

:-)

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

very nice!

subtle, too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

suuuuuuuuuu

perb!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

it's funny cause it's true

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:08, archived)

That....

...is some MIGHTY fine plummage

(partee-max, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:23, archived)

Well since I'm here...

Morning B3tans!

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:52, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:55, archived)

have you not got a job yet?

deary me , hehe :)

(hazey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:57, archived)

No....

Unfortunately...

Anyone know of any Junior-type Linux/Unix Admin jobs going near Reading/Oxford/London?

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:58, archived)

sadly not. you can

say clever words so there must be loads of jobs for your types. i just sit and draw on me computer, much nicer and doesnt require brain power.

(hazey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:11, archived)

The first ever night club

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:51, archived)

that's

great

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:56, archived)

yay!

marvellous!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:56, archived)

Me and George and Benoit Mandelbrot

Have made some fractal animations that are mostly too big to post here.

Click on W. to go to a page with some not-too-gigantic stills from the animations that you can click on to see them.

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Bob Scene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:49, archived)

hmm sounds like hwat i used to play

with on my old 8086 on dos 3..

Get fractint m8, save yourself the hassle.

(oh and fractals are quite easy to understand.)

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Darkedge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:55, archived)

Don't think they had fractint when I did those. Thanks for the condescenscion, anyway. If you have any other suggestions for how I should have fun, just let me know.

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Bob Scene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:14, archived)

ooh hark at her, Handbags at dawn ladies?

oh with out wishing to talk down to you 'condescension' is spelt like that.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:17, archived)

When did you do them?

Fractint's been around for a verylong time. Of course, UltraFractal's probably better now (although it lacks some features), and Xaos has lovely realtime zoom.
[sad]I actually programmed the Mandlebrot set in my graphic calculator once ...[/sad]

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nyarlathotep, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:31, archived)

I wrote the program in about 1989, which was why I was ironically bragging about the high-techness of it. I haven't used it lately, but I think it'd be fun to play with if my new computer would run Basic.

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Bob Scene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:40, archived)

the armada set sail and pedalled furiously

(LazyBastard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:49, archived)

they get

everywhere them pedaloes!

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:51, archived)

woo!

nice!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:52, archived)

The word

has been around for longer than you might think.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:44, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:39, archived)

Help with Linux!!!

Ive got XP (Woo-Yay(not)) And wanna have linux for the GIMP etc. I have two physical HDDs. Should i install Linux to my slave drive? What about boot managers?

Any links to give me help or else email me!

Thx
5.0

(The Mysterious 5.0, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:37, archived)

Gimps? Slaves? Boots?

you've got the wrong site mate - we don't deal with that stuff here. And if we do we keep it private.

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adverse_camber, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

Yay Linux!

Though to be honest... if you don't know much about Linux, GIMP is available for Windaze.
I can't remember where from, and I just woke up so I'm not likely to remember for a while... but it is available for Windaze as I'm using it on Windaze as the optical mouse is on Windaze and the mouse on the SuSe box is kinda crappy.
Other than that though, if you want to install Linux now you know GIMP is available for Windaze, respond to this saying you do and give me the size of your HDDs and RAM.

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

it's

'windows', it can't be all that bad if you still use it

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

Gah!

I only use it because the optical mouse is on my housemate's windaze machine.

And yes, that IS the only reason.

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:50, archived)

Windaze?

Are you from Glasgow too?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

Love to...

Main reason is for my CompSci degree...fed up with sh*tty Java interface in Windows...

AMD 1700XP, 40GB 7200rpm IBM and 20Gb slave 256mb ram. Check my profile for my email so we dont clog up the board! Cheers

(The Mysterious 5.0, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:44, archived)

Computer Science degree

and still can't stop himself posting twice.
Dear oh dear ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:46, archived)

Where? ;) no one saw that, right?

(The Mysterious 5.0, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:48, archived)

must have been my mistake

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:52, archived)

well

i just installed mandrake 9 on a seperate partition to my windows xp last week - and its very nice and sets up a boot manager automatically if it finds a windows system anywhere. youre better off making a 5 or so gig partition for it, so if things go wrong you dont lose all your data (and where linux is involved its easy for things to go wrong!)

saying that i've only booted the linux install twice - it can't handle multiple monitors at all, bit pants hardware wise really..

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djdirect, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:16, archived)

goosed

(LazyBastard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:37, archived)

morning all, something i spotted on streetmap.co.uk

"Environmental health in Ruislip were still baffled as to the cause the shoppers E-Coli outbreak"

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timothy claypole, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:37, archived)

....Ruislip?????

Wow!! Shurely noone else could've come from there??

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:25, archived)

NSFW? She dont give a poo.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

looks like a girl kissing a pregnant womans stomach...that can't be right

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:36, archived)

er, not specifically :)

One of me workmates did a contract for a soft porn lezzy magazine/website/tv channell so I nicked the pic from his pooter :)
(WOO!)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:38, archived)

does that girl

have a pube stuck in her teeth?

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:51, archived)

*cough*

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:56, archived)

work with me on this one

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:21, archived)

it's clobberin' time

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:28, archived)

it's picklin' time

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:32, archived)

Its nuzzlin' time.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:34, archived)

it's hammer time

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:37, archived)

er...

...yes.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:28, archived)

it's a pun, see

c'mon

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

Is it,

These things were sent to try us?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:31, archived)

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:32, archived)

In that case,

I have no idea.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:33, archived)

yes.

I looked at the filename.

It's very good.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:33, archived)

I also looked at the filename

still none the wiser..

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:35, archived)

it's "The THING!!" that famous Marvel character,

acting like a row-of-tents drag queen, and thus becoming "Miss Thing".

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:38, archived)

yeah

but what does miss thing mean?
/fik

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

'Miss Thing'

is actually, like, a kind of black woman stereotype, someone who's all bitchy and into herself

jeez, where you been?

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:43, archived)

not watching jerry springer

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:46, archived)

Try pronouncing it

Miss Thang...

(The Mysterious 5.0, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:46, archived)

I knew that,

I just assumed Munkt0n would too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:01, archived)

not me

I be a country bumpkin

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:08, archived)

Do I hear

the sound of a distant banjo?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:15, archived)

very common term from Hubert Selby Jr's "Last Exit To Brooklyn"

ever so slightly disturbing.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:21, archived)

heh

heh

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

Come on

do tell

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:43, archived)

"Miss Thing, Miss Thing, Miss Thing,
She had to pawn her diamond ring,
She went on down to Burger King
And found they weren't hiring"

(c) Uncanny Alliance, "I Got My Education", A&M records, 1992

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:46, archived)

.......

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

haha

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:27, archived)

Your profile rules mate!

Elephants rule also! *Applauds!*

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

cheers!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:34, archived)

Awww!

That's so cute!!!

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

The new fleaway tended to get a little congested...

...in the early mornings.
looked better in my head...

(Funereal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

What's grey and smells of curry?

John Major's nob!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

smells?

dur...

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)

John Major jokes:

What's grey and smells of curry?
John Major's c*ck
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Why did John Major have a stomach ache?
He was always eating dodgy Curry.
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Why did Edwina Currie get piles?
She spent hours sitting on the John.
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One f*cked the miners, the other f*cked the Majors.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)

There is always one ain't there

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

sorry

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)

I'll have 20 please...

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

i am

smoking a faaaaag

wheeeeee! i've got a furtive - thanks Hugo

xxx

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:10, archived)

I can't help but notice

but it's a camera...

so surely they'd come in 24's or 36's

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:37, archived)

me no know....

LOL didnt notice the fact that i uploaded the wrong version..
Har har me an arsehole today :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:39, archived)

Morning all!!

*spam alert*First real day in my new job. Not going to abuse b3ta straight off, but I thought Id let you know that the company I am doing work for is predominantly a streaming company, from production to hosting. We've just signed up as a real networks partner, and so my job is to plug the real systems. I know a lot of you work in design/webbased businesses, so if you have any streaming/webcast etc needs, give me a shout. *end spam*

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

Good luck

and all that gash........woo for salaries.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)

gash?

are you streaming porn?

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

no need

my collection is sizeable already.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)

nope.

If you need help though, gimme a call :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)

tanks muchacho.

c ya later.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

real networks suck

but good luck anyway

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:27, archived)

Orbital woo-yay

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:03, archived)

Good work.

Orbital kick arse.

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VeryGnawty, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

chap on the right, (paul?)

is looking a bit podgy there.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:05, archived)

He's always podgy

Look at the cover of the last album. He's got a podgy skull and all.

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VeryGnawty, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

listening to them right now`

actually, that's a lie, but i was a minute ago

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

2 recent Koit cover versions......if you are interested

Am I right (Erasure) Koit edit : www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/RIGHT.mp3

Bright eyes (Art Garfunkel) : www.misteralfie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/BRIGHT.mp3

oh and....

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

Erasure

was the first ever album I owned. Magnificent. Chorus is an excellent song!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)

And quite possibly

the next track I will cover......I have it ready to do...

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

ooh yes soudns ace

then do 'drama'

best erasure song ever

(The Gay Tiger, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:48, archived)

I Love to Hate you

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:55, archived)

Latest MS Offering

or XP03?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 9:59, archived)

I reckon it would look even better

in a Windows logo colour scheme.

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)

Thats

just the Beta!!

im gonna go to hell FOR THAT!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)

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