Found this link 1.3mb video of extreme stupidity. I want to know who they got to stand next to it and fire it.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:22,
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i prefer it when i don't have to get up at all. that way you don't feel like you're wasting your morning by getting up early
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:38,
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edit: the magic donkey has returned. hurrah!
...better be careful with our terminology here.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:23,
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Note to self: Think before you post.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:28,
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you'll notice that this notice is not noticably worth noticing
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39,
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i remark upon that remark, would my remark be so remarkable?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42,
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Make sure your server can handle the traffic you direct towards it. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophesy...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:46,
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just think what would happen to the board if we all went round thinking all the time! ;)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:49,
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I spend too much time working with lightbulbs (although we call them 'lamps')...
...so I spend more time specifying them than actually handling them.
A lot of theatrical lighting people call them "bubbles" you know... odd.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:13,
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A lot of theatrical lighting people call them "bubbles" you know... odd.
I can live with that!
would that make the theatre folk "bubblies"?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:17,
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would that make the theatre folk "bubblies"?
have a shufty at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai... that's the maddest job we've ever done, I think.
(I'm off to India on Sunday to look at another 5-star resort project with some of the same people... heehee)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:27,
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(I'm off to India on Sunday to look at another 5-star resort project with some of the same people... heehee)
taken from the rooftop bar at the Jumeira across the way. crazy building, crazy lighting.
couldn't stand Dubai though :(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:34,
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couldn't stand Dubai though :(
I agree on Dubai... short visit Ok, wouldn't want to live there. Weird.
Abu Dhabi is worse.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41,
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Abu Dhabi is worse.
did you work on the Jumeirah Beach, i did a conference there (nice bar up near the top as well)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26,
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...all the exteriors including the Burj, the Wild Wadi aquapark, the Beach hotel, the restaurants, conference centre, sports centre, marina and all the pools and landscape. We did the interior of the sports centre, conference centre, marina restaurant and the main public areas of the beach hotel (like the palm court and reception, etc...
Worked on that on and off for nearly five years.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:30,
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Worked on that on and off for nearly five years.
hokey religions and ancient cutlery is no match for a good blaster at your side :)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:07,
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until the storm goes away. bai bai.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:05,
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REMAKE OF De NIRO'S CLASSIC
COMING SOON TO A SURGERY NEAR YOU !

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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:05,
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COMING SOON TO A SURGERY NEAR YOU !

see your picture. if you register as a user you'll be able to edit posts if they go wrong...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:07,
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I'll Try Again
COMING TO A SURGERY NEAR YOU SOON

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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09,
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COMING TO A SURGERY NEAR YOU SOON

that one worked! like I say, register a username and you'll become one of us!
join us...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:11,
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join us...
Such a good idea? I've seen some of the stuff on here, come to my mates at work. They're gonna get the boot soon! :-)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:16,
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definitely a good idea, posting is a much nicer experience...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:22,
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Didn't know that, my brother Gazchap sent me here. It's the first time I have been here. I thought it was original, but I'm not surprised it's been done before.
Sorry again!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42,
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Sorry again!
So is he gonna lamp Lesnar or what?!
Big red machine kicks botty...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08,
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Big red machine kicks botty...
I note bearing-point.co.uk is free
anyone for donkeys?

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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:51,
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anyone for donkeys?

i thought it was a marriage counselling session
woo kaiser!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49,
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woo kaiser!
was getting told off by her boss. she's all subdued and he's mental
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:51,
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"he won't let me get a word in edgeways..."
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:51,
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today and the man I talked with was just babbling like that...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:00,
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Even more so if it is a "reet bobby dazzler".
Sleep is one such of these, which is where I'm off to now. 'Bye all!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08,
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Sleep is one such of these, which is where I'm off to now. 'Bye all!
esp. when referring to a BBC girl-on-girl period drama - Tipping The Velvet mentions it in the trailer
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:18,
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"by 'eck, that's a reet bobby dazzler" if something is very good (and you're northern)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:10,
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Sometimes the slang and the domestic jokes just fly over my blinking head...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:15,
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is mad isn't it. I'm surprised anyone outside the country can understand it. the entire language is like one massive in-joke...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:25,
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my hero the pope...
tho the nme did that joke ages ago...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41,
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tho the nme did that joke ages ago...
the ENEMY. sorry dude dont read nme. its all crap apart from thrills
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:46,
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but the monkeys in my record shop always do them so its rather less challenging...butt gibbons
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:54,
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I love other people's desktops...
Are you applying fo US citizenship?
Who or what is "Robo"? and in te next issue of what does he/she/it advertise?
And I deduce that you are connected to a Backoffice server... small business? (I had that damn "Company" folder for years...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:38,
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Are you applying fo US citizenship?
Who or what is "Robo"? and in te next issue of what does he/she/it advertise?
And I deduce that you are connected to a Backoffice server... small business? (I had that damn "Company" folder for years...
im human, male and 29, baby *laffs like butt-head* huh huh huh
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55,
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i love your fact stamp! that's perfect, because you usually have to slam your fist down on a table when exclaiming "fact!", and that does it, roughly
i'm tired and rambling
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41,
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i'm tired and rambling
it was so true he went bosh! and broke his glasses
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:43,
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who used to accidentally snap chalk when he got overexcited about metaphysics. It would ping off into unexpected corners of the classroom and scare him.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:01,
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does your heart go boom?
does your heart go boom?
does your heart does your heart
does your heart go boom?
etc...
did i just admit to listening to helen love? oops
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41,
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does your heart go boom?
does your heart does your heart
does your heart go boom?
etc...
did i just admit to listening to helen love? oops
I like Helen Love!
D'you go Bang, Shang-a-lang
Every time you see him?
D'you go Bang, Shang-a-lang
Every time you're near him?
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy at all!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:47,
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D'you go Bang, Shang-a-lang
Every time you see him?
D'you go Bang, Shang-a-lang
Every time you're near him?
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy at all!
someone else who likes helen love!
to be honest, i think that all the people who i've met that like helen love have been really clever. so that bodes well for us =)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:50,
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to be honest, i think that all the people who i've met that like helen love have been really clever. so that bodes well for us =)
Glad to be of service.
I'm a bit tiddled so I'm pleased to still be funny.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:59,
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I'm a bit tiddled so I'm pleased to still be funny.
I was still drunk when I got to the office this morning! Suffering for it now though
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:01,
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how big could the image be?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41,
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them up, then there's shipping to the UK..... and all the boats are on strike or something (well, the dockworkers).
I probably wouldn't be able to get them there in time :(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:42,
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I probably wouldn't be able to get them there in time :(
small batch and send 'em out if anyone wants one?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:50,
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and just gaffa tape them to the front of people.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:54,
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run around the streets of London gaffataping nohands posters to people!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55,
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does anyone know how i can transfer a picture i already have onto a tshirt? i'm sure i've seen some sort of spray somewhere
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:00,
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I've seen them do it on changing rooms
(when I watched it just the once out of curiosity)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09,
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(when I watched it just the once out of curiosity)
but i'd like to get a t-shirt done for the halloween bash.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:15,
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get special paper for bubblejet printers (and lasers?) that irons on to a tshirt. there's a mad trick with washing up liquid too, but I'm not sure what the results are like. it ain't that expensive to get t-shirts printed at printshops (especially student ones)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33,
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looks like a close-up photo of the sun...
it should blink...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49,
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it should blink...
sticking out of its head?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34,
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but i decided it would be better if i 'shopped in a lighthouse. sad but true. it could be a lure- perhaps it eats moths. fuckloads of 'em. and the lighthousekeeper, if he doesn't bring enough moths.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:39,
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it's woo and especially the bit about eating lighthousekeepers.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41,
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perhaps that could be in it somehow...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:56,
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it's drinking the ocean, and eating all the whales probably!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34,
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can see it coming with that lighthouse on its head
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:35,
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the foam, the foam, the whhole sea's got rabies.......
run away.....eeeeeeeekkkkkkk
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:37,
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run away.....eeeeeeeekkkkkkk

all the stars are doing it!
BUT it takes focking forever on my 56K connection and all I get is a scary sound and a loading page :(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:26,
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it was scayree in the amusing way. except i couldn't enter....don't know if i was supposed to...n i like the little black squares that show the evil subliminal pictures
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:31,
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I just made that
and yeah easyspace sucks eggs, but i have no money to buy space
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34,
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and yeah easyspace sucks eggs, but i have no money to buy space
remote linkypoping though, so imgiht givit a gan
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:43,
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