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# Scientists madder than previously thought
Found this link 1.3mb video of extreme stupidity. I want to know who they got to stand next to it and fire it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:22, archived)
# does anyone wanna trade, ive got 2...




evening all
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)
# puh
not even a hello




/hurt
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:29, archived)
# hello
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# hello. we were all brushing our teeth when you phoned
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)
# sorry
just in a bit of a bad mood, gotta get up at 6 am :(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:36, archived)
# nasty
i prefer it when i don't have to get up at all. that way you don't feel like you're wasting your morning by getting up early
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)
# i know that feeling
i dont feel tired at all either?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# hello
mr vomit
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)
# Is it just me
San Giorgio Maggiore Soleil Couchant

or is the internet acting a bit broken tonight?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)
# woo!
very nicely done!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)
# the magic donkey is in breach of new eu legislation

edit: the magic donkey has returned. hurrah!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)
# they can take our donkeys
but they'll never take our freedom!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:20, archived)
# our freedom
to take donkeys!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)
# that'd be "take" in what sense?
...better be careful with our terminology here.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# In the Biblical sense of course.
Note to self: Think before you post.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)
# can you
send that note to me, too?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:31, archived)
# if you notice this notice
you'll notice that this notice is not noticably worth noticing
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# and if
i remark upon that remark, would my remark be so remarkable?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# Further note to self:
Make sure your server can handle the traffic you direct towards it. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophesy...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# you just did.
That's 2 now.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)
# oi!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# genius
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# *heaves sigh of relief*
thank you!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# well
just think what would happen to the board if we all went round thinking all the time! ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# but, but
i can't think! waaarghh! i'd better go to bed.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# wow
I just confused a girl into bed! ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Now that's an approach I'd never considered...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)
# ...as wives
?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# i've heard
you can find that kind of thing on t'internet ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)
# i didn't
see that until i'd refreshed a few times. goody.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)
# likewise
the joke took a while to appear, then i larfed
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# yarr!
that be fab!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)
# very nice....
likey much
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)
# ooh
that's a bit nice
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)
# Excellent!
Brilliant!
Bravo!
Hurrah!
Woo!
Yay!
Houpla!
8)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# Wunderbar!

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# This came to me at work today...

I spend too much time working with lightbulbs (although we call them 'lamps')...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:07, archived)
# far too much time by the looks of it
very nice though.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Woo!
haha..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)
# Its very freaking awesome.
But who's we?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)
# woo, are you a lampy?
i work with them (conference crew)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)
# architectural lighting designer....
...so I spend more time specifying them than actually handling them.

A lot of theatrical lighting people call them "bubbles" you know... odd.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)
# so a posh lampy then!
hehe
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
# basically...
I can live with that!

would that make the theatre folk "bubblies"?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)
# Give them the link...
You and your company's stuff looks great!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)
# oh no not again I couldn't possibly oh if you insist...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:22, archived)
# your lot did bluewater?
that's rather impressive
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# among other things....
have a shufty at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai... that's the maddest job we've ever done, I think.

(I'm off to India on Sunday to look at another 5-star resort project with some of the same people... heehee)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)
# i've got some great shots of it,
taken from the rooftop bar at the Jumeira across the way. crazy building, crazy lighting.
couldn't stand Dubai though :(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# I know that bar well....
I agree on Dubai... short visit Ok, wouldn't want to live there. Weird.
Abu Dhabi is worse.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# goodness
!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)
# oooh
did you work on the Jumeirah Beach, i did a conference there (nice bar up near the top as well)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# We did most of it...,
...all the exteriors including the Burj, the Wild Wadi aquapark, the Beach hotel, the restaurants, conference centre, sports centre, marina and all the pools and landscape. We did the interior of the sports centre, conference centre, marina restaurant and the main public areas of the beach hotel (like the palm court and reception, etc...

Worked on that on and off for nearly five years.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# Use the fork.....
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:06, archived)
# woo
hokey religions and ancient cutlery is no match for a good blaster at your side :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha...
Simple & Brilliant!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# yes
ahhh
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Impressive.....Most Impressive!

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)
# going to hide under the covers
until the storm goes away. bai bai.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:05, archived)
# Coming Soon To A Surgery Near YOU!!!
REMAKE OF De NIRO'S CLASSIC
COMING SOON TO A SURGERY NEAR YOU !

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:05, archived)
# can't
see your picture. if you register as a user you'll be able to edit posts if they go wrong...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] SORRY SCREWED IT UP
I'll Try Again

COMING TO A SURGERY NEAR YOU SOON

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)
# woo
that one worked! like I say, register a username and you'll become one of us!
join us...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)
# rogans...
one of them

=+P
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)
# am
I?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Is That
Such a good idea? I've seen some of the stuff on here, come to my mates at work. They're gonna get the boot soon! :-)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)
# it's
definitely a good idea, posting is a much nicer experience...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:22, archived)
# someone
already posted one of those before!
sorry!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)
# Sorry
Didn't know that, my brother Gazchap sent me here. It's the first time I have been here. I thought it was original, but I'm not surprised it's been done before.

Sorry again!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# no big deal
things keep revolving around here :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# a classic film
brought up to date for the WWF generation

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# hehe...
woo... the big red freaking machine!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# Woo yay!
So is he gonna lamp Lesnar or what?!

Big red machine kicks botty...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# snea
ky!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)
# Yay!
The fear!
and stuff
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)
# eep!
and since star wars was just on...

/spazz
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)
# Woo!
Don't know who would win that battle :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# The Japanese Have Created Something Evil
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# meanwhile
at the asthma clinic
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Har de har.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# haha
more machine than man...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:05, archived)
# KPMG's new name is bearingpoint
I note bearing-point.co.uk is free

anyone for donkeys?

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# i do like
that bouncing wheelchair man.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:54, archived)
# come to the halloween partry
littlebean
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)
# earlier this day...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# if only the real news
was like that
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:48, archived)
# news?
i thought it was a marriage counselling session

woo kaiser!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# i thought she
was getting told off by her boss. she's all subdued and he's mental
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# is it a she?
it's very flat chested
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:52, archived)
# the one on the left keeps trying to say
"he won't let me get a word in edgeways..."
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# 8)
That was the idea...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Ha!
You loon :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)
# I went to a job-interview
today and the man I talked with was just babbling like that...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:00, archived)
# kaiser,
thats a bobby dazzler.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# What's a bobby dazzler?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)
# A bobby dazzler is a good thing!
Even more so if it is a "reet bobby dazzler".

Sleep is one such of these, which is where I'm off to now. 'Bye all!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# nite...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)
# it certainly is...
esp. when referring to a BBC girl-on-girl period drama - Tipping The Velvet mentions it in the trailer
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)
# you say
"by 'eck, that's a reet bobby dazzler" if something is very good (and you're northern)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)
# oohh..
Sometimes the slang and the domestic jokes just fly over my blinking head...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
# i'm northern,
and you rule.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# Gee..
*blushing*
8)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)
# english
is mad isn't it. I'm surprised anyone outside the country can understand it. the entire language is like one massive in-joke...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)
# I try to do my best...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:31, archived)
# a costly spelling mistake for itv
as john paul takes it home...



(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:36, archived)
# wahey!
my hero the pope...
tho the nme did that joke ages ago...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# ahh quite appropriate...
the ENEMY. sorry dude dont read nme. its all crap apart from thrills
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:46, archived)
# and the crossword!
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# who could forget
the crossword?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# fair enough and the crossword
but the monkeys in my record shop always do them so its rather less challenging...butt gibbons
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:54, archived)
# he in treatment now i hear
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)
# Weeeee
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:35, archived)
# wooo!
I love other people's desktops...

Are you applying fo US citizenship?

Who or what is "Robo"? and in te next issue of what does he/she/it advertise?

And I deduce that you are connected to a Backoffice server... small business? (I had that damn "Company" folder for years...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:38, archived)
# Nah, it's just work stuff!
Boring crap.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# bugger.
you could have made something up.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# haha...
that's fantastic.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# wahey!
lookatim go! best kitten ever
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# I'm in love with
him.

Sigh, if only he were human and 35.....:)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# well
im human, male and 29, baby *laffs like butt-head* huh huh huh
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Jesus christ
your profile's worse than mine!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:59, archived)
# aaah!!
i love your fact stamp! that's perfect, because you usually have to slam your fist down on a table when exclaiming "fact!", and that does it, roughly
i'm tired and rambling
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# my form tutor did that in one of his classes a couple of years ago
it was so true he went bosh! and broke his glasses
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:43, archived)
# yes
sometimes things have to break when something's that true.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:45, archived)
# I had a philosophy tutor
who used to accidentally snap chalk when he got overexcited about metaphysics. It would ping off into unexpected corners of the classroom and scare him.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)
# that story
is perfect in every respect.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)
# just cos

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)
# this is a
and that's a
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)
# ha!
yes!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)
# fnord gets buggered by
the answer dancer
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)
# uh huh huh
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)
# .
hee hee!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:31, archived)
# he's dancing to helen love, here
does your heart go boom?
does your heart go boom?
does your heart does your heart
does your heart go boom?
etc...

did i just admit to listening to helen love? oops
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# that's not shaming!
I like Helen Love!
D'you go Bang, Shang-a-lang
Every time you see him?
D'you go Bang, Shang-a-lang
Every time you're near him?
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy
If you don't he's not a real Punk Boy at all!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# hurrah!
someone else who likes helen love!

to be honest, i think that all the people who i've met that like helen love have been really clever. so that bodes well for us =)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:50, archived)
# I'm astonishingly clever.
And I'm fucking great in bed, too. :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# You crack
me up! :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)
# aw, cheers!
Glad to be of service.
I'm a bit tiddled so I'm pleased to still be funny.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:59, archived)
# Tiddledness is good.
I was still drunk when I got to the office this morning! Suffering for it now though
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)
# and
modest :¬)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# did you think about that t-shirt you came up with the other night?
how big could the image be?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# I did, but the only problem is it will take about two weeks to make
them up, then there's shipping to the UK..... and all the boats are on strike or something (well, the dockworkers).
I probably wouldn't be able to get them there in time :(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:42, archived)
# ahh well it's still lovely
in concept.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# I could make up a
small batch and send 'em out if anyone wants one?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:50, archived)
# Maybe we could get some posters done (print out some A3 sheets with it on)
and just gaffa tape them to the front of people.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah
run around the streets of London gaffataping nohands posters to people!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# speaking of tshirts
does anyone know how i can transfer a picture i already have onto a tshirt? i'm sure i've seen some sort of spray somewhere
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:00, archived)
# some sort of special transfers
I've seen them do it on changing rooms
(when I watched it just the once out of curiosity)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)
# yeah, that's where i saw it...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:09, archived)
# i have no idea
but i'd like to get a t-shirt done for the halloween bash.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
# you can
get special paper for bubblejet printers (and lasers?) that irons on to a tshirt. there's a mad trick with washing up liquid too, but I'm not sure what the results are like. it ain't that expensive to get t-shirts printed at printshops (especially student ones)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33, archived)
# that deserves a wave
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# woo!
mexican kitten wave
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Heehee
how cute!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:48, archived)
# that crazy cat
needs to be taught more tricks.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Woo
That's beautiful
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# It looks like your computer
could need some more cooling...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:46, archived)
# Huh
?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# The "My Computer" icon
looks like a close-up photo of the sun...
it should blink...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# is this real? etc. etc.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:30, archived)
# crivvens!
what does it eat?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# little boys who don't do their homework
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# I bet you're
a great babysitter
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# is the lighthouse like the lure that an angler fish has?
sticking out of its head?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# i was looking for eyes
but i decided it would be better if i 'shopped in a lighthouse. sad but true. it could be a lure- perhaps it eats moths. fuckloads of 'em. and the lighthousekeeper, if he doesn't bring enough moths.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# anything that eats moths
is good in my book
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# i like that
it's woo and especially the bit about eating lighthousekeepers.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# i've been trying to think of a plot for a tays animation
perhaps that could be in it somehow...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# help us!
it's drinking the ocean, and eating all the whales probably!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# at least people
can see it coming with that lighthouse on its head
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:35, archived)
# i like
how the link in your profile keeps changing. whahh!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:38, archived)
# waaaaaaaaa
the foam, the foam, the whhole sea's got rabies.......
run away.....eeeeeeeekkkkkkk
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:37, archived)
# shout lobster and stick your tongue out

all the stars are doing it!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:27, archived)
# i know that tongue
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:28, archived)
# aye
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:30, archived)
# tungdog is no more
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# Ew
That's kind of icky, you know.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# ok now I realy do think your mad
Woo and Yay to you!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:30, archived)
#

sorry! couldn't resist..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# haha...
8)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:43, archived)
# No Hands spazz!
Classic album covers here and here - but a bit too large to upload to your site, bakesnake
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:27, archived)
# cancelled after first issue
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:25, archived)
# i thought that was sophie ellis bextor
at a glance.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:27, archived)
# my night's work
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# I'm sure it's realy nice
BUT it takes focking forever on my 56K connection and all I get is a scary sound and a loading page :(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:26, archived)
# easyspace
= slow as a donkey in a pool of jam
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# i saw it!
it was scayree in the amusing way. except i couldn't enter....don't know if i was supposed to...n i like the little black squares that show the evil subliminal pictures
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# nah the site isnt made yet
I just made that
and yeah easyspace sucks eggs, but i have no money to buy space
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# lycos?
free, quite good
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:36, archived)
# deletes accounts
without warning...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# i wouldn't be using it for
remote linkypoping though, so imgiht givit a gan
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:43, archived)
# like mine
today :(
Is MSN still fucksocked?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# works fine for me
as fine as msn can operate anywho
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)

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