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# Mr. Please don't feed us to Monty.


Source
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# You have my youngest shouting
'Cat!' "No, it's a snake"
'Dog!' "No, it's a snake"
'Horse!' "No, it's a snake"
'Cow!' "No, it's a snake"
'CAT!' "No, it's a snake"
'COW!' "No, it's a snake"
'HORSE!' "No, it's a snake"
'tigger?' "No, it's a snake"
'Cow!'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I did not reply to you.
I replied to Mr Cosworth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# STOP DOING THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Get your fez back on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I do not currently have one
it was lost that night in Northampton
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that historic and memorable night in Northampton
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I DID NOT FUCKING STEAL IT!
Maybe the same person who stole my sunglasses stole your hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Toddler?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# 18 months.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# they are much more fun at that age...
mine are 18 and 16
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# 18 months, 4 years and 7 years.
I shall have three teenage girls ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Just shoot yourself now....
It's much kinder that way.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# 1 cup?

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# He gets a big snake;
they get a tapeworm. To share.
No justice.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 2 girls 1 tapeworm?
*copyrights*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *sues*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Up the arse!
(by which, of course, I mean 'Woo').
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hello.
There's a bloke calls himself the same as you on another forum.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# He's a cunt.
Cannot trust that fucker.

Doesn't even use his first name.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Never trust
anyone called Rick.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# What a remarkable coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# That is quite, quite splendid
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# It was for one of the compos,
I don't recall which now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You wouldn't get this from any other guy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# which reminds me, everyone should buy that now to get it into the christmas chart
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Fucking ^this.
I did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# me too
although the top 3 are going to be Hallelujah.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Yes, they are.
It's unfortunate, we need to make sure this doesn't happen.
Are there more people on the internet or in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# we cannot beat marketing
we can enjoy Uncle Len and Jeff Buckley's talent on a song about sexual conquest and shame, while remaining baffled and broken by a huge explosive celebratory take of it which seems to miss every point but hit every wallet. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# WE CAN FUCKING TRY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Just goes to show what a mockery of a sham of a sham of a mockery the charts now are
Jeff Buckley ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# top lols
plus
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] As I recall, Johnny Depp was actually in one episode.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Sorry about the rating.
I upped it to 18, but I just could not be arsed with changing it to X or R.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Arf!

/edit: that's not Cher there, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Indeed it is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# They need to not put her in anything at all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Although, Dawn French herself is pretty sexy ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I know I'm a dimwit, but who is your vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I imagine you
cshouting that out just before ejaculation.

"OH YEAH. WHO'S YOUR VICAR?"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I really don't like to think of you imagining me just before ejaculation
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You love it
Actually, you probably don't. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I did a search, inadvisedly, for
[dog collar sluts].

She is the penultimate match on that page.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Oh my.
I think I might get religion.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit obvious I know
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Arf!
Bindun, but nicely none the less :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# yes, she has been done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Who's that?
Your mum? HA HA HA HA AH A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# did not realise
still...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] down with this sort of thing
(KP.... would like an apple pie with that., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lo N00b! Pull up a couch, shop an ocelot! You will never vacate!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one n00b!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# click click
top work noob :)
(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# cheers
(KP.... would like an apple pie with that., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I need a scanner/computer at work - have some cameraphone arts :)


Click for whole thing(97KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Moid?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# ABCD0007
thats moid that is, click for big... sheesh its not moid
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking hell! I missed the CFB :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I say big... i mean rest of the image
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# This one didn't come out too good... flash didn't go off


Click for bigger (54KB)
i'll do it again tomorrow maybe if i remember
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# that is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# you'll like this one then?


Click for bigger (139KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that is lovely too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# the cup she says "MORNING"
but you can only see "NING" as the MORN is around the other side - clever huh?
now i can use this in the morning and the nightnin... ahh erm evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# mmm acid tea
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i wish there was a tea that cleaned your teeth and tasted great too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Mint acid tea
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# why do they make toothpaste taste of mint?
i f'king hate mint! yuuuuuuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# buy strawberry toothpast
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# it tastes awful
like minty strawberries, same with the black current, the meaty dog toothpaste aint too bad... but i'm slowly getting used to cleaning my teeth with mint... makes me heave really badly though... yruuuugh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I don't know why they put mint in it, it doesn't taste good
but i just put up with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I don't mind blue extra mint.
But green extra mint is horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# meat toothpaste for MEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I would like a toothpaste that tastes of berries.
But really tastes of berries. Not the rubbish stuff that supposedly tastes like berries that my nephew uses.

BERRIES BERRIES BERRIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Brush your teeth with berries.
It works for the berry-brushing peoples of papua new guinea.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# No.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# now I want to listen to Iron Maiden :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# dun dun dun dun dun
run for the hiiillls, run for you liiihiiiiffeee
*head bangs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Worzal
Okay! You wannna play rough? Okay! Come say hello to my little friend - Aunt Sally
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# HOO HAA Aunt sally
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# she's cooking in the dark again
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# the stupid cow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# instant chuckle
*gives wee drum roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Rod Stewart?
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# HA HA WITH THIS BISON SUIT, I AM BOTH VERY SEXY AND VERY FAST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# bloody hell
that's a bit mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# No.
It is very mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# at best...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# this is true
i am nowhere near this fast without a bison suit

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Medi :F

Also, Nice cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# But mostly sexy.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# oh yes you are!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Well thats just
bully for you then isnt it =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# LOL!
nearly cock 'n' bull:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# you sir
are in my top ten
this is among my reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yesyes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# dangling willy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yes
but you have a tiny cock.

evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# THOR
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# THOR
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# THOR?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# god of sudden
temperature change
edit : credited to milton jones
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Odin?
Sorry, my mistake. You just look so much like your dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# that's ok
it's an easy mistake to make.

have a picture i posted on the gayshift the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# And how many times did you post it on the gayshift?
;D

I did enjoy it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i posted it once
then i went away to cry/masturbate/thinkaboutwhatihaddone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're alright ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# _SONOFODIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ZEUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Your too sexy for your fez
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Mmmm fezzy bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# oy vey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Oh, if it isn't for da Fezman itself!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# whenever a fez is in danger....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# fezpigs are a protected species.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Sexy Pig!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Does the fez make him Hallal?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Yes, but he is allowed to throw shoes every once ina while.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# HAHA
Run bison! run!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# that was
a coffee spitter
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# requires much woo, cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] meh?

'ningall

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
BENNY!

Ning KSS! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# doing good (mostly) my friend
was up all night tending to a puking offspring :(, but ok myself
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ah!
Well that is a bit of a fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
how old?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Oh crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] One express elevator to hell....goin' down!
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I think we need more entries
that are Fawlty Towers with the Twin Towers on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
#


Shut it, you! :P
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Yes, but only three more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# right, well if you, he and I get on it right away, that's that sorted
meet you back here in 32 seconds..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Done!
Edit: And done, with added seams for free ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# he he - this
I was kidding - I'VE NOT DONE ONE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# WELL FUCKING WELL DO IT NOW!
OR I WILL GET AL QUE-IDA ON YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# ahaa
captured
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# My skills are second to none ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Oh yeah,
I counted only 6 before, but it is 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Really
I'll make another then. Would have checked but I have a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# yes - on you get
*ahem*

bin dun this aft, old chap, but very sickly executed...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hang on... what is this weeks compo?
when america makes tv shoes?
p.s. www.b3ta.com/links/Street_drummer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Ahhh, great minds and all that ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/9035635
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# more importantly
what are YOU doing here at this time?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I could ask you the same thing!
I've been left Home Alone - Mrs B. has gone to the pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I too am home alone
but my mrs B (the original and best) is out teaching and home around 9.30

I'm leaving it late to have a mad flurry of tidying up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I was going to wrap some xmas presents
but then I remembered I forgot to buy any wrapping paper
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# oh bugger
I was going to wrap mrs B's


but I've been here instead

and the washing up has not been done

still, it WAS fish and chips for tea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# What the hell are you doing you crazy fool?
Everyone knows that you can only eat Fish and Chips on a Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# At last!
Someone else who knows the truth, that Britney was the mastermind. Great minds indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I FUCKIN KNEW POLLY WAS BEHIND IT ALL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Needs more moid!
Also,

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# haha
but does this board need more Moid?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# jeeves and moidster?
needs more henry (not really)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# More Henry, less Moid
what the hell is Moid anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# He is the master of infinite disguise!
from terrahawks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# too... much... coffee... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# not enough it seems
keep em coming

these are brillsocks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Oi!
What the hell are you doing on here at night?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I am moonlighting as an Evening Shifter
er, I mean - I finished my homework and teecher sed i cud!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Fair enough.
How do Bilbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# not bad Sush
you been here ALL day?

I'm bored - but need to tidy the house before Wifey gets home

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I've been flitting on and off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hello Abyss monster :D
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# him or me?
We are both doing rather well today; he got his portrait painted, and I have managed to avoid being devoured so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Awesome!
I have been enjoying your pics muchly this week.

Were you away for a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# yeah I've not had a lot of time for making things recently...
due to realworld events... Mrs Kallus had a carcrashything and I was repairing her for some time, and I've now been trying to catch up with work/home/etc - but now I am making an effort to doodle stuff again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Awww!
Sorry to hear that dude! Hope she is ok now though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yeah she's 90% functional again :)
just has to be careful lifting things in case her spine pops out :D
I am prepared with camera for this eventuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good man! You may lose your girlfriend, but you aren't willing to miss a comedy moment! That is the sign of a true comedian ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# haha!
I have a fine collection of Evil Photos™ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Oh shit! Kallus!
I have just dropped a pan of boiling oil on my head!

Oh fuck! Where's my camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Wooza
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Yes
No

Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ahhh thats better
woo, i like its wobblyness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# blame the coffee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# lurvly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Thats great
but it makes me queasy so I am all sadded by it also =(
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# blame the coffee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I cant
it keeps me from getting all twitchy like
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# have some more
*likee muchlee*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] arrroolllld!!!
(fat bloke, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I hate this compo
It should be British TV remaking merkin programs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Nigella Lawson is a cockroach, that is why she cooks in the dark and you see her in the dark for about 99% of the program
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Mmmmm Nigella
Sturdiest of all the TV chefs
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I would do her, I just think she is shit at cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# arf
we don't see enough Sturdy girl these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# There can never be enough Sturdy Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# BEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Not necessarily.
It should just be people reading the fucking compo description rather than just taking notice of 2 things.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Like this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEk3deCOm0

i don't think people know that many merkin programmes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# a British version of heroes or 24
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Heroes?
With Bananaman and Dangermouse?

*buys all the dvds*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# A britsh Friends, oh, no we did that first and called it young ones and it was funny, plus they stopped making them before it became shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# google sanford and son
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# see, this is why it is shit, it has already been done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# BOO!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# This is fantastic.
I have no idea why, however.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# hee hee
I agree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# thats daft cow is cooking in the dark again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# this is the outcome of "shoppers block"
its tat i know,but its good to see it put a smile on someones face what with it being the season of good wil and so forth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
*knows teh said block*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# MEANWHILE, in a country very similar to India,
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# them people who age quickly freak me out
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Mediocre! Despite your foreigness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Needs more shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ooh you could make
Richard Scarry's worm from these components, just need a hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Richard Scarry
rocked my childhood socks. I still have a copy of "What Do People Do All Day" somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I've got his alpahabet book somewhere :D
Well it has been donated to my sporelings...
He is lots of the FAB indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# This^^^^
I still watch the TV show whenever it is on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yay
I think I still have three or four books by him somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I'm not sure where you want me to put shoes here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# funny that
I was just talking to Discomeats about faxs, scanners, printers and telephone, about if you put them all together you would have a mega cunt bastard machine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Yay duckfax!
That makes me twant to upgrade my fax machine to a DUCKFAX macine
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# daft as daft can be
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh! Can I join in the compo?

I did have one of Kochanski and the cat, but it looked shite. It's an nightmare finding source pictures that aren't from the late 80's
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I like this
It's very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Where do you do your best thinking?


Tha weather sucks big hairy stones, it does...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# that raincloud looks like wales
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# thats not snow then, it is sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# oi
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# it means, free wool, food and sex
Mans dream
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Yay for wooley sex!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# This?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# It looks like it is telling a joke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
#
Right Non
(__, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hey now...
Ad hominem bastard..
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Have you been kicked out of talk again?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Looks like you used my Rodin's Toast Eater :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Who, me???
Tank ya fir teh source..
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Bloody kids these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
woo and click

stab him that rusty chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Arf!
Now if he had a Repair skill high enough he could have disarmed that trap...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# damn ghouls
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I think revover trap would have been better then he could have used
his invisibility roll to set the trap on them

edit : 4500 posts btw
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
poor santa

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# hoodies
lolzors !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# tee hee
love the worried look:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *clicks many time*`
`Fab
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# hey hey
ris tv show(for me)but nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# 'twas a tv show from many years ago
Waiting for God
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# nite all, sleepy tiem for me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# ZZzzonkzzZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Very nicely pushed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# skip episode 1 to end
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Well I don't know who those people are
but I know what Pushing Daisies is. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# all you need to know is, that they aren't dead yet
and they are both lovess
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

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