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[challenge entry] Iranian approved.


I will not make an iRan joke. I will not make an iRan joke. I will not make an iRan joke. I will not make an iRan joke...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
Poor Stephen!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] iLive
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Bon Jovi's his photographer?!
crivvins!!!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# They
Live
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] another sad fuckin badly drawn iPhone pun
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You can't understand recursiveness without first understanding recursiveness

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Recursiveness can't without understand first you recursiveness understanding.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# see above
that alien ostrich is tops!!!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I consider this thread more than saved
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Um
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hello friend. I am here to buy the latest edition of Parasite Man comicbook, yes?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# You'll be lucky, they sell out fast
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# *sexes*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# bloody nora
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# i've had her
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# dont tell lies
about my mum!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
Does he still work for Lloyds TSB?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Gmos?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# yarrr
eye eye.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Crivens!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yes.


DIdn't mean my main pic to be so mahoosive though. I'll take care to smallify the future rubbish.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ffffuuuuuuuck!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Really, I just want to say nice things about my new HTC Magic

Much better than an iPhone
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Is the Magic as stupidly thick/deep as the Touch Pro?
I have an old HTC SPV C500 and it serves me very well.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Not sure how big a Touch Pro is
but the Magic's only 14mm thick.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
#
The Touch Pro is a brick. Literally.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mammy!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# braindrain!
braindrain
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# oo
anyone got a spoon?

woo
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# spoons!
:)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# sods law. I should know better than posting on a compo night.
four posts in 2 minutes:P
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Oh no. She's all leaky.
c:
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# dont you hate it
when that happens :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Nice lips.
Shame about the hairstyle.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I bet she's feeling a bit light-headed

lovely work, sir
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahaa
thank ya sir! :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# because she's worth it
that's got to sting a bit.

nicely.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I think it was an extremely informative piece of work.
Who know women had brains?!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# haahhhaa
brilliant! :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Did the top of her head fly off trying to change a mains fuse?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just a bit!
:)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Nah, there's no pain receptors in the brain
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# eeuugh!
needs iodine :O
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# that may sting!
:D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' all. What's all this new compo millarki going on 'ere then?

Double points if you can guess the shop.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hehehehe!
this i understand and rather like, i shall click i like this as a result.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# yay
thats my kinda phone :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *signals for a cup of tea and a biscuit*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Only chance of me buying an iphone would be if there was an ap called iLovehorses
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# and could make you a cup of tea.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I have one of those special tea making phones
but you can't make a call with it
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Yes
It's called a teapot
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Oh.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# or Mrs. Mediocre
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ba-dum tish!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# (Ex) Virgin Megastores in London...?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Close
It does have the letter A in it.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# arrabs
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# that's one hell of a shoe shop
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
It's the bestest and most fantabulous shop in London!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# of course
hamleys, i knew it was regent street but....
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Last time I was in a virgin megastore
they didn't sell any virgins at all

/big pimpin' blog
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# it's Hamleys
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# DING!
well done. You win double the no points you've already won!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hamleys.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Hamleys.
It's Hamleys.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] possibly too subtle
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Don't forget to compo it, bro.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hehehe
Forgot that bit :-D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Now you'll have to explain it to me.
*falls over*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# touch a butterflies wings
go on do it you monster.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# TOUCH MY CUP.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# WHAT NO TAKE IT AWAY HELP I DON'T LIKE IT YOU'RE SCARING ME
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'VE DRAWN ON THE CUP AND NOW IT'S ALL RUINED.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I CUPPED ON MY DRAW AND SOLD THE RESULT TO DUNCAN VALENTINE
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I drew DUNCAN VALENTINE on a fuck and cupped the result.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# clu: adult stage of an insect
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# iMago.jpg
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Mmnnllfffuuooaaeeehhhhhhhhh.
I'm clearly not the sharpest picnic in the sandwich drawer.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I spanged myself
:-D

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ????????
what's juvenile insect called then? or a baby one come to that?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Little insect, medium insect and big insect
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# that's what i thought
but i'm no entomologist
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# same name as that hot runny stuff that comes out of volcanoes
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# right so we got baby insect, what's an adult insect called then?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# just for completeness
lava - baby - eats, poops, eats, poops
pupa - teenager - sleeps, dresses in dark colours, sleeps
imago - adult - shags, has babies, uses up it's energy and dies


(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# magma?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# joooooooobbbbbss

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Remember you're a womble.
o \o/ o
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Snarn!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Never enough Snarn!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Snarn!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I drew a character, and she needs a name. I was thinking Tara.

How about you?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# i like the name i've got, thanks
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Not for you, silly.
For her. :]
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I was thinking Zealot the Badger II, esq.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Mindpiss
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Uhhh...



x]
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Stealing my surname I see.
:)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha STAY BRVTAL
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I have a tshirt that says
Stay
Bru
tal
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I like you
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# *high five*
:D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# She's quite clearly a lesbian, so Cath.
Or Debby.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# She's not a lesbian.
How do you now she's a lesbian?
Anyways I have an aunt Cath, and she's not a lesbian...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You learn to recognise the signs when your house is full of them.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Your house is full of them?








Do you have lesbians up the wazoo?
*gigglegiggle*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Short hair, no hips, boyish clothes, no bra.
It all adds up.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I have short hair and boyish clothes.
Well boyish clothes sometimes.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# What, muched up carpets in the living room?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# lots of comfortable shoes
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# lots of nailclippers
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Boxer shorts everywhere.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# That's my mother you're insulting.
And the floors are wood.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Her nose and the ridges below her eyes look like a little cheerful face
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I know what you mean
but I don't see it.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I don't see cheerful, I see a worried smile.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I can see that too
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Is she the Empress of Fantasia?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# ...no?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# PLANK
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# HOW BOUT SHADA
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# FLATBOARD MCPLANKWOOD
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I used to have an album by Badly Drawn Boy
(just thinking aloud, don't mind me)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Oh, okay.
That's cool.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hello! Are the peas still silent, Clarice?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# How about Zeke?
I don't care that she's a girl, Zeke is a cool name.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# While I agree with you, kind sir,
I don't know that Zeke is an appropriate name...


:]
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# It's not if I pronouce it
ze-kay every time you walk in to the room.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Tara luv
or Cilla
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
Tara luv? x]
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# what's her phone number?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# option 2
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Well that's easy to remember.
0118 999 88 199 9119 725 3
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# 011
She lives in American Samoa then.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Oh,
okay. Hahahahah
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Yay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ&fmt=18

Only just realised it's Peter Serafinowicz doing the voice too!
Edit: I think...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hell yes
:D


I don't even know who Peter Snuffolupaguss is
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# You need to watch Look Around You series 1.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Look Around You?
I don't know what that is, but I'll look it up.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Thanks ants. Thants.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Oooh!
I've seen this :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Fuck yeah I get that reference.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Fuck yeah
:D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Fire! Fire!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
#
she does appear to have wonky tits.

84.7% of the census approves.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Okay.
I'm sorry. They're only a bit wonky, though.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Gelliant Gutfright.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# ...no.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Pissflaps
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# NO EPIPHANY
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# >:(
CUNTY MINGE?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# NO EPIPHANY
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Aristotle
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Francine
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Or Frankie
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Nooooo
There was a character on this show I used to watch called Recess and there was a girl named Frankie and she was cool and all, but then I'll feel like this girl has Frankie's personality, which I don't want. XD
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Recess is shit.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# stfu n00b
That show pwns you and your entire family.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# SCANDALLOUS
I did like Randall and Ms Finster.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Leslie Ash.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Eh.
Maybe. I like Ash, but as a second name.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# John Ash John
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Angelina Jolie.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Prolapse lips.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Threadburier McCunt
She has Scottish ancestry.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] iAgo
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# you'll get nowhere on here if you get all literate and intelligent
:)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I got all literate and intelligent on here once

They didn't like it
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# bugger, i missed that
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Oooh clever
*shakes spear*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I never seen any of skakspears films.
are they as good as the matrix and stuff?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh, I just wanted to make this one:
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# mate, i don't understand it but it's pretty
and i hate seeing no replies.
further more i don't think i've ever seen one of these things in real life, what is the point?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'm equally out of the water for this one, just havin a go, seemed the thing to do, y'know.
The joke above is a fairly obscure Futurama reference I just did for me really...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I got a chuckle out of it
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Then my work here is done!
*goes back to making toyheads*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# splendid sir
keep up the good work.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yay and Woo
from a fellow Futurama fan!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Death Star App made use of the still-shitty camera
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i feel duty bound to warn you
france is full of french people
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Is it just me or does Josef Fritzel look a lot like the Joker out of the Batman TV series from the 60's?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# it's just you
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Oh...
...maybe time to get my eyes tested!!!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# in other news
b3ta is the only website that's not timing out for me :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# yes
no joy
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# There are others?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# not for me :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] iKnow, iKnow,, iKnow...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ...I'd buy that.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# IKnow
:)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
and if you have no objection i'll leave my only offering here,

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# This contains win.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# thanks
i have a phone connected to a length of wire that appears to serve most of my telephonic needs, a camera for pictures and a computer to look at porn with, the combined cost of which is cheaper than one of these things. i do have a mobile phone that is mostly for emergencies and if i may need to make a call from somewhere that exceeds the length of my primary phone's lead, this seldom happens.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# This.

x100
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustabindunsumwearbysumwun
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# D:
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# iCarumba!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# MIMSY!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
fantastic
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *groan*
Far, far too long!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Also endorsed by Harold Shipman...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# iHahahhahahhaha fuck!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Once you invade Poland, you can't stop!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
also:

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Haha great
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] i-aye

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

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