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[challenge entry] Would adding Kiante be a bit much?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# No, no...
Chianti -- type of wine.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I am filled with remorse
but, somehow, there's always one more.



Click for full length 87k goodness.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# bernie ecclestone is dead?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Yes
Flavio Briatore did him in a few hours back. It was a horrific murder and Bernie was hacked to bloodied shreds. The police are even suspecting necrophilia.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Something about that dress . . .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Nice, isn't it?
Shows off my legs to their fullest extent.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# it's not the dress you should worry about...
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# right now, I so f**king would!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# knock yourself* out
with the source: upmyphoto.com/img/image.php?image=frh_320091_images_4098_152132_loc.jpg

or even better with this fine photo:

there are a disturbing number more buried somewhere in my profile



* or knock something out at least
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# still don't know who
but i know i would
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# shakira and bernie ecclestone
the perfect match and the ideal woman
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# this one time I made you one with Chris Ecclestone instead
 

 
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# That is fantastically manic
One of those serendipitous combinations of source photos that produces the perfect facial expression for the scene.

This was probably my favourite of mine like that:
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he looks so satisfied
like some SERIOUS FUCKING BUGGERY has just taken place
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I suspect it has
Flavio's just out of shot.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :). Have this one again
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# haha
inb4:Top Gear presenters are stupid but it's fun to watch
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I dunno if putting the logo in the corner necessarily counts as product placement.
But a nice juxtaposition all the same.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# its the box
the veet box not the shaz box
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I have never exploded. But, I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how, I just know. I've always, just known.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i have assploded
just not right now
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# A cute !
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Can't compo so please just have it anyway. Thanks.

(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Smoke'm if ya got'm !
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I smoke like a mother fucking cowboy and my pancreas is FINE
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I can just imagine paxman
"THOSE BREASTS AREN'T EVEN REAL!"

"BUT BUT"

"OH COME NOW! JUST ADMIT IT!"

hmm, the sun shall give him power!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Like in superman 4?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I never saw that film
I'm sure it's great
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# 3.4 on imdb
okay if you're a bit out of it.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hahahah reminds me of...
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ...or maybe its appropriate?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# mr council man not immune from pissed off ratepayers
:D
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Americans: That [and most other] word [s] doesn't mean what you think it does.
:D

(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# unfortunately, my mind is so addled by reality tv
that I don't know what any words mean.


What's a lightbulb?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# it's like a fridge
only smaller
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# That's a kind of tundra habitat, isn't it?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# no, silly
tundra lives in the clouds, with the lighternings
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# but don't they get covered in coal?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# yes
but only on tuesdays in april
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# they do
but the rain pandas lick it all off
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Vote For Discomeats
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# THE SIMPLE SOLUTION!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Making Sense Out Of Nonsense And Vice Versa
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# INCOMPREHENSIBLE SOLUTIONS FOR MEANINGLESS PROBLEMS!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# yeah
she's hot! she buys her smalls* here:
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/gransummers_big.jpg

*larges
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# READY TO PROTEST AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# haha
crikey
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahahahaaaha
lovely stuff
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Have you met my half Iraqi daughter. Shirley Bin-Dun
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# No idea why that took me so loooooooooooooong . . .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Would diagrams help?
I have charts...and graphs...and spreadsheets.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] on location ....
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
nice - i can imagine this happening.

Did you shop 'the north face' logo on the foreground bloke?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# no........just the "inappropriate" :D
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Gnasher unleashed!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha.....small print said "don't try this at home kids"....................
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# The forensic deatails had me looking for clues . . .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# if sales shoot up
I want a percentage:D
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# heh - nice
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# *emails to mum*
Ace
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Those two
And a pack of butter.
what more could a girl want?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh it'll be on TV eventually....
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Awww
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# and when it does,
ill be ready to watch it.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Unfortunate indeed..
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# And, on the back of that little penguin wrapper, is A JOKE AS OLD AS TIME.
/read in Morgan Freeman's voice.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Mart as well get this obvious one out the way before it getsdun
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# 'lo Finky!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hey 'Pot!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I unsee what you did there . . .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# is someone deflating you?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
when are we doing that thingy?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# give me ten minutes to finish this sketch and i'll send it your way
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# cool
I like doing these :)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# ha ha
Bloody vandal that Cilla
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Devil's Peak
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# stunning :)
(god its great to get that milestone post done, I can comment on things again!)

I want to climb to the top, Oblivion style
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Remember to take your Kendall Mint Cake!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Constantly jumping forwards while trying to find a part that isn't too steep?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# *space bar* *thud* *space bar* *thud* *space bar* *thud* *space bar* *thud* *space bar* *thud*
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I prefer jumping down again while desperately healing myself
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# lordy me thats lovely
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Mr O'B!
Greetings, Sir!
You're too kind.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# How the devil are you, me ol' cocker?
You going to the bash in octobra?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That's the plan.
I'm good, ta. Just dealing with new job, new location, the whole bit...

You well?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I'm pretty grand but really looking forward to getting started at uni again.
Bored as hell at the moment in all honesty.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# that is magnificent
:D
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Many Thanks!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# that's ... ... wow!
talent
you has it
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# *blushes*
Thank you!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Peaked at just the right time !
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Thanks, Valin!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Thank you . . . for my new desktop !
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i think you capped it off nicely
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Actually . . . I peeked . . .
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# i was going to say that
so i'll say summit else, instead
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# oh dear....
:)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'm really not inclined to join in with this punnery,
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Right you are . . . it is a rather steep hill to climb !
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# holy hell, this is good
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Thank you very much!
:)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Lovely
Is that the Devil's Peak that is just down t' road from me?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
Are you hiding inside my 'pooter?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am.

There's an annexe to Table Mountain that's called Devil's Peak
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Simply superb
Woo you!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# From you, sir,
This is praise indeed.

Many thanks!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# 30 seconds in Vue
Well done
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Errr, no.
Not 30 seconds. Nowhere near. 2 hours, actually - so well done, you.

But bless you for your time.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Okay
30 seconds plus waiting for it to render.

How's that?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Nope, wrong again.
Want to go for Double Jeopardy?

About 90 minutes to build, about 2 hours to render. What's your problem - I didn't draw it with crayons?
ffs.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I suppose you modelled from scratch the palm trees of the last image you posted, too?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Move along, if it's an issue....
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Okay, I'll go back to giving ecstatic comments to uninteresting images regardless of their content
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You could try commenting on the things you like and ignoring the stuff you don't.
You know, like everyone else does.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ^THIS
plus 'not be a dick'
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# fuck everyone else
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# You don't have to do anything.
Apart from to avoid being unnecessarily rude for no reason. It's just a thought.
But that's just my opinion - go with what you know.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I didn't realise b3ta posts were judged mainly on time spent to create them.
I will adjust my technique accordingly.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# usually the criteria are aesthetics via the posters skill
or humour.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Nah, I don't care about the posters skill.
I care about whether it's a nice or funny picture. Try worth1000.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You're an idiot
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Great stuff.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I mean, apart from setting the colour of a fractally generated landscape
playing with the cloud density and rendering it, what did you do?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# OK.
I see what's going on here. Fine.
Edit: As I mentioned up there, move along, if it's an issue for you.

btw: I wasn't done in Vue, Digital as it looks, it's 100% ink and photocopier.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Shitting hell.
That's fucking immense.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Crikey, that is marvellous.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Thank 'ee kindly.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Possibly the best of yours I've yet seen
Loving all of these sir
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Thank You!!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# always remember your "DEAD MOUNTAIN CLIMBER TALLY SHEET"
for the game of "HOW MANY CLIMBER CORPSES CAN YOU SEE"

a fun game for all mountaineers!

oh my god! heartless bastard discomeats fuck you!

ALSO FOR BONUS POINTS KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR "FOLK DYING BUT YOU GOT A MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB"

lolcompetitative or what?

YAY!

Sorry, what was the question again? Nice render.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You do scare me, sir...
But thanks, all the same :-)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# funny because it's true
:D

\o/
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaah....the Pennines
often stroll up there y'know:)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You're a lucky man.
I'd like some mountains and sea nearby, that'd be ideal.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# bmx
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Nice....
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# wonderful
i've been enjoying these :)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Absolutely bloody marvellous
Now, can someone photoshop in an Ark for me, and my night will be complete.

Seriously, though, this is excellent.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Have i got it right now?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
that's more like it :)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# pffffffft
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Oooffffff
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# bwahhaha
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for the lack of humour.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# That's entirely appropriate.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# i know - i think i misread the compo
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Its past the watershed, its nekkid 5k tiem!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ITS JOHN TICKLE!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# 'grats
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
fuuuuuck :D

i log on and this is the first thing i see
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Good God!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Happy smiley arse face!
Congrats!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# A proud moment.
It appears to be choking on a hard boiled egg too.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# congrats
also, wtf?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# congrats
and 'shitting mary!'
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Way to go and face the music !
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)

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