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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Cheaper than Durex
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# branson missed out on using that as a advert for his condom brand.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Ross and Pheobe fucking love it.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I feel sorry for Ross, he looks a bit left out.
And Joey's getting pretty much no action at all.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Nuh-uh, Pheobe well wants Ross to make a move.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Nah, she looks like she's trying to stop him groping her boobs
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I think you're wrong her attention
is completely towards Ross. It's Chandler and Joey who are the Gooseberries.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Ok, how about another take on it...
They're all dead apart from Rachel. She poisoned them by putting rat poison in their coffee so she could do unmentionable things to their still-warm corpses.
And then further things later on to their cold, stiff corpses.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I think I saw that one, was it a thanksgiving special?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# And Rachel is blatenly just about to frig
Monica. Her eyes are open because she likes being watched and she wants to make sure....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# She's off to give Chandler a reach round, too
I fucking knew it. Filth.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I was interpreting this as being more of a post-coital scene.
The letters are actually cum stains.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Chandler's the one who's touching himself....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That's because nobody else will
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Poor Matthew Perry :(
His dad was in Magnum PI don't you know!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I hope you mean Magnum PI the tv show...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Both.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# His Mum's Magnum PI?!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Yes, see here:
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonder how long it'll stay l;ike that
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It's gone :(
Fuckers! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Merton#Early_life

EDIT: Paul Merton reverted straight away :(

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Still in the history though
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# You misspelt overdose.
That's probably why it got deleted.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# No silly context just something for you to enjoy.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# "WHY AM I SO AWKWARD!?"
:)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...."
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I LIKE THIS!
ARE YOU PROUD OF IT? YOU SHOULD BE! IT IS MOST PROUDWORTHY!

FUCK! I AM LEAVE THE GAS ON!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i am enjoying this image very much
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I think he's just stubbed his toe.
*soothes*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Excellent.
Well done.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# "who replaced my tentacles with pea pods!?"
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# by the time you notice its too late
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# By next year....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# BUY THIS ALBUM OR A SIMILAR SITUATION WILL HAPPEN!
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *joins in the gun threataning pics*
.
"I AM SMOKING A FAG!"
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# haha
gutted!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Yeah
That, too.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:00, archived)
# BAR BAR BAR DURRRRRRRRR! JIZZ TO BRUM MAN TO THE RESCUE!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# SAVE ME JIZZ TO BRUM MAN!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# And with that, Jizz to brum man was born....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Just Text On A Sky? That's a bit boring.
Surely he needs a special jizz symbol.

I'm thinking spaffing cock or just amorphous blob of spunk.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Or a used condom
or a split condom...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# The condom has not yet been made that can withstand Jizz To Brum - Man
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# No condom can hold Jizz to Brum man!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Jizz SIgnal to "cum" tomorrow....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] And with that, goodnight!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] For the ultimate tan...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Mmm fallout tastes like chicken
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
#
Reminds me of the time I went to Blackpool with a bag of magic mushrooms.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Shrooms?
You'd need a bag of mushrooms to make Blackpool that exciting (sorry, Hull).
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
#
Haha true!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# ACE
ACE!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i love that photo
i always wondered what happened to the ships
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# They became amateur chefs and all got jobs on the old Ready Steady Cook
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# After seeing this I went on the internets to find out more about why they were blowing up boats.
I ended up reading a lovely story about a submarine.

Thank you.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# We left the old pair on one of those boats...
...saved us a fortune.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# hahaha
wickedcool!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hahaha
*debates whether to get out the overused rainbowb3ta gif*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No, I shall not do it.
Thus saving the board precious kilobytes.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# haha
click
I was thinking of doing something like this, but call it the puppet show. Because muppet isn't a real word. Stupid 'mericans.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Hush up you muppet.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Not only do they use pretend words
but I heard that the frog that presents the show isn't even a real frog.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
What? Not a real frog? That's it! I'm taking down the muppet posters in my bedroom! That's 35 years wasted! How could they!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Although...
Saw its first run on TV in the UK thus is already sort of British...

I still giggled though.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# It was funded
by Lew Grade was it not
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# twas
he funded a lot of good stuff, back in the day.

its just a shame his nephew turn out to be such a cnut.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
#
I have the rainbow theme tune bouncing around my head now!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# haha
yep :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# We had a rude version of the Rainbow song at school
It went 'Early in the morning
With rainbows flying high
Bungle sticks his bum out the window
And poos in Geoffrey's eye'
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhahhhhahhhah
now that is fucking awesome

Woo! yay! and houplah, even!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Socialized food
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
#

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# .
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hahha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# YOU ETHAN HAWKE!
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# pffttt...

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I prefer Michelle Yeoh.
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# rofl
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
#
OMG! Genius!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Like Deja Vu All Over Again, with but with Added , More Intrepid Fail

The Taliban Are No Threat. Peace in Our Time. Hoorah!
Now building a hookah lounge in the White house for visiting Taliban dignitaries.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# guhhhhhh
stop talking about politics bitch

no one here reads the news or wipes their ass
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Yuck
I noticed.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# well we also never go to the bathroom so its not gross
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Yes, it is all exactly the same.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Get a wider neck you 'frican!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# That's well racist CHRISTIAN!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# haha that scared the shit out of me for a second,
prick.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# :D
Love you x x x x x
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# That's the third time a guy has told me that today.
I think I'm going to be turned by Monday.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# We're all totally playing with you!
LOL!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Damn fags.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Nevermind the fags...


Have you seen the kids in the neighborhood, lately?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# No, and those aren't kids...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
#
Are they albinos?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# NO!!!!!!!!!!

They are the spawn of the politically correct.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 

 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Nice work
Keep it up.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
#
Thanks Dude/Dudette!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I'm sure those nice Taleban men will be happy to make a return visit to the US.....
......probably at UNOCAL's expense as in 1997. Maybe they'll go back to Texas again (Governor at the time: Mr G W Bush).

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/west_asia/37021.stm
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] What are you proposing, a sky scraper? Tosh! Just build something adequate boy!
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We don't want any foriegners flying aeroplanes into them by accident!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Arf!
DUDE! I JUST TOTALLY MADE A NEW T-SHIRT ON REDBUBBLE! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'm just rolling up there right now on 22's
and what.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# You should so totally buy 10!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha
He may be awesome but he can't have any of my coke.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# You're so cheap man :(
Why are you so mean to Karl Malden?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Because his name looks like 'Karl Maiden'
and that just makes me think of Iron Maiden, and they just don't mix do they.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Karl Malden>Polished Turd>Monkdagola
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Karl Malder>Polished Turd>Monkdagola>Yer maw>Redshushi
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I like how you're selling someone else's character on someone else's model on someone else's T-shirt
Clever.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Also, you seem to have tagged your Karl Malden T-shirt with 'pointless'
Are you not committed to this cause?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Also
the drop shadow won't show up on a black tee
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# HA!
Jokes on you fuck nugget! That's not a frop shadow and it isn't even on the pic I uploaded to redbubble!

GUTTED YOU LOSER!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Redsushi why you so aggressive
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Because llort is just a backwards troll!
LOL! GUTTED!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Because
he's just realised how crap the whole 'Karl Malden is an hero' thing is.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# AWESOME!
NOT AN HERO! AWESOME!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# With regards to your first point,
Like I give a shit?

With regards to your second point, I am commited to the cause of Karl Malden, yes, however, most people aren't :(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# haha :D
quality
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Well it wouldn't happen to us.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# 0wnd
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# i no rite!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Clampers are everywhere!


Bloody clampers!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It's PC gone mad, probably.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'm a PC, and I'm bloody mad
I'VE A CONSTIPATED USB PORT!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
I find if you give it a wiggle it slides out in one go.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] if america was still british it would suck
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'll have to stop you there.
No reason. I just have to stop you
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# jolly good. right-o. tea and crumpets.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha
you are excellent
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# not rosie the riveter...
is nothing sacred?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# This and the Austin Powers ones
made me loL!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
these are marvellous.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# yeah baby
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# please note: i am an american
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not nice to lie to Parliment
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# That's a damn fine mustache.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# hahaha!
*click*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Karl Malden>I Ching
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# *Ricky Walden
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Karl Malden>Ricky Walden
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Karl Malden's Nose > Karl Malden's Face
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Karl Malden>Llort
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# At least I don't have a tumorous tuber for a nose
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Why are you so mean to Karl Malden? :(
TTSSATTSR! LLORT IS BEING MEAN ABOUT KARL MALDEN AND THAT MAKES ME SADFACE!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I'M ALERTING THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# CALL THE POLICE IN SAN FRANCISCO!
THE POLICE IN SAN FRAN ARE TOTALLY KARL MALDEN AND MICHAEL DOUGLAS! THEY'LL TOTALLY KILL LLORT! THEN MICHAEL DOUGLAS WILL TOTALLY FUCK HIM IN THE BUM-BUM!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hey at least your campaign has an objective with some clarity
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# thanks
I'm still not sure what they're after. They don't actually specify PR or what type. Or whatever.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# hehhhehhhehhehh
 
simple and effective
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# super
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# HOOOOWWWWDOOOOYOOOUUUUUDOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# HAHA.......YES!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ey up

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Hang on Ginger
or you'll end up in the drink!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Can + Cat
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
let it out let it out :(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Haha
Very neat effect!

So that's what a widget is.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# tiny cat or huge fucking can?
 
instant fluff!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Can + Cat
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
:D

Cue joke about wet pussy surrounded by white stuff.

Top shop.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Awesome!
Do you know what else is awesome? Karl Malden is awesome! That's why I just totally made a t-shirt that you can buy if you click the pictur! Or not....I don't care, I know Karl Malden is awesome even if you don't!

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# *Ricky Walden
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Karl Malden>Ricky Walden
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ERROR.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Karl Malden>Error
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# that almost looks like
iron maiden is awesome.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Karl Malden>Iron Maiden
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# thenks for these learnin what you have gifted to me.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hi Toss Star. To what extent does Hendry failing make up for the Walden debacle?
You may utilise excess punctuation in your answer if you wish.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ,,,,,,...$$$*"&\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\________=-")£&"_
Also I didn't see any of it today because I went to the pub. I'm rather upset.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# It seems to me like snooker goes the way you want it to only when you are not watching.
Amirite?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Shut up :C
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# By removing the n't
you have made the statistics worse, not better.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)

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