b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 37276 (Older | Newer)

# Justify my lack of sleep by glancing at my creation.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# this is lovely
:)
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I like it
but I want to know what happened since yesterday. I'm sure pea-pod hand man wasn't in such a state of distress.
What the hell happened?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# well..
as with all things he has shown the ship too much affection and in his overwhelmed state has crush the ship in his pea pod grasp.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# That's such a timeless story.
Suitable today as a metaphor for our consumerist society's desire for immediate gratification at whatever cost.
But also a warning for sea-dwelling, octopoid, pea-pod handed freaks not to squash ships, because it will ruin the economy.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Cor very nice
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Woo!
Hahaha!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Hahaha, him again!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
# hes a card aint he.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# aye aye
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# EW YUCK
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# He should get that looked at
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 3:59, archived)
# if we have to have so many new freds....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
# His strawberry ice cream is melting.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It was more than a hundred years ago...
they didn't have refrigerators.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I'm sure they did, they were just powered by animal cruelty rather than electricity.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Akshli
I think fred may well have had a rock fridge.
Should have put his cock in it, I suppose. Stop it melting.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# my name is not fred flintstone
but I can make your bedrock

sorry
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Nice.
Bam! Bam!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 5:47, archived)
# He should probably get that looked at
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] we would take the polite approach
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
And you Know ? I know why:)
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
#
But I am as well registered here and sorry but you will have to live with
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# i just checked your profile.
I believe you are over-estimating your grasp of the English language.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
I dont speak well english but I can breath like you every 5 seconds
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# How the bloody fuck would you know how I breathe.
Yes, that's right - there's an English 'e' at the end!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Bonjour personne étrangère! Lisez les FAQs s'il vous plait.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# But... I thought we were friends :-(
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# lol
I just saw your hedgehogs below. Paul Little?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Yes, congratulations, here is your five pounds.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Yay
I'll put it towards the bust fund
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
Thanks
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# :D
yay *adds*
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
Sorry but I took it as personal
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
Si... je pouvais yink me défendre en Francais ... je vous en callisserais yink une bonne
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
#
That was just a little piece of a kind of my french breath:)
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
#
Oh welll... sorry
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# off you fuck
there's a good chap
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# epic....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# ignored
fucknut
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)
# South Korean priminester
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
he has a Toyota Profile
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
#
North and south korean back to frienship
North will build transmission gears and south will build the engine
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
#
North and south korean back to frienship
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# harrow
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
#
Car's market is great by the time
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I s'pose tagging another sexualized horse behind a potato might be ok

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
Love potato me too

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Must have a high co-pay on the ol' dental plan
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
#
I love french fries Thanks (CHEERS)
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# bang?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
bang????? welll probably
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# OH Eammon
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# This is his dog

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Looks a bit like prescott
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I thought it was "call me Dave"
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# phwoooar
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# sauce
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# yes
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# "EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN MY TROWEL?"
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# YES, IT'S BY THE MELANCHOLY TROUT
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# it's such a moment of emotion
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# It turns out I only know how to draw lesbian horses.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Queefing lesbian horses
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I don't know why my animals always turn out gay :-(
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# hahahahah
:D
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# cr3 naughty stepped me today
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# why
what did you do human?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# He did it for the lulz, over lunch today :]
I was passing and he bought me food :D
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# What use is food when you're dead?!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Salt > Wound
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I just re-read your post,
sounds like a right old grooming to me.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Hahaha yes he raped me too.
Anyway I'm going to trundle off to Scarborough now.
I shall return...one day...
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# ta ta.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# allow me to demonstrate
*unzips*
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# haha your cock is dead.
EWWW STOP FEEDING IT BROTH!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# only pleasure a guy can honestly have these days
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I probably would too
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# he definitely has some knockers!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
That kid so looks like that kid
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# With that "just-got-laid" expression and all :)
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# LATE ARRIVALS HORSE THREAD RESURRECTION!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
SEE HORSE!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I fail to see how this will improve sport....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# As long as they aren't mounted, they improve almost every sport.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# PEA HORSE!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# haha
WHATFUCK?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Horsie!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# DEY WUV EACHOVVER!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Oh shit
I'd draw a horse... but I dont know where my tablet is and where the installation software is :(
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Go back to analogue and use a pencil bitch!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I have none of them
Im a student... remember
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Precisely the only thing you should have, also two out of date packets of salt and vinegar
and a dirty flannel.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I only have the latter
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I can't decide whether that makes you the worst or the
best student ever. Either way, I don't really care.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Grazie!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# haha :D
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I wish it were mine
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# HORSE HORSE HORSE, let's see, horse repoatsing, I have enough no shame to do that






(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Malfunctioned. LOL
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# A terrible case of horseblight
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha suuhweet!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# OM-GUH! SPASEHORZ!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# RAPIDASH.... NOOOOOOOOO
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSES!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# oh hai horses
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Fucking yes
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Improving Sport 102:


I would totally make them use bouncy balls, and they have to catch it in a salad bowl.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# this would be baseball aicmfp
:P
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Firstly,
baseball does not use bouncy balls.

Secondly, those fat cubans have never seen a salad bowl in their lives.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I speak in jest
and as a fan of both cricket and baseball, I find this thread highly sexual
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I don't get baseball.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I saw an Angels game last year
it was a right hullabaloo, mostly focused on advertising and expensive beer, and sometimes the players would do something
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# It just takes too long.
The only American sport I like is Basketball.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I can vouch for this
loved it since I were ickle, unlike american oval-ball. I never got that.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# >:(
Football is good
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# NO YOU
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# :(
I enjoy football. It's fun to watch and drink CoorsTM Fine light beer
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# coors blimey
I saw non alcoholic coors

POINTLESS
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Lol beer that doesnt get you drunk lol
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# No, this would ruin the englishness of it
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# So your complaint is that is would make it more fun?
You suck NICK!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# UN-BRITISH!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Do you know what?
You're un-british! British people's names don't end in ski!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Ford is an american word... MIKEY BOY
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Erm, no.
It means bridge or something.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# No... they make broom broom cars that go broom broom and beep beep and toot toot and transit vans
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# TEH RUSSCHIANS!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# >:(
POLISH!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha damn, outed!
I have some French somewhere in my tree, might explain why I eat so much cheese
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I wish I could afford cheese
Damn you payment! Hurry up and come through! :(
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Join the club.
A few generations back is French aristocracy. That's why I can't bring myself to write Guilloti....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# bouncy balls are rather British, si?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# No, not elegant enough...
well... wait... I've seen town centres on an evening... that's not elegant at all... I saw a taxi pull up, door open and a guy puke out the side... that's not elegant at all D:
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Cardiff town centre on a Sunday morning
now THAT is a sight to behold
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I've never been to west england
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# it's alot like east england
only full of welshies
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# ..................
my pic is below, look at it


*hides*
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I just commented :D
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Howzat!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# orf wiv 'is 'ead!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I liked Monty Python's improvement. SPEARS!!!
Arf!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I don't remember that....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Script for now. I'll look on youtube for a clip.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# No, sorry it's still shit.
It's hopeless.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Fuck you!
Cricket is win!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Yeah, if you want to win at losing!
CRICKETLOSER!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# The TRUE image challenge!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha, Wut?
On a similar theme, anyone know when Splice will be released in the UK?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# look at my pic below
whats splice?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# A film where Adrian Brody genetically engineers a strangely hot monster.
Google it.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Hahahaha what the shit>
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh God
Oh Christ
Fuck no
Fuck

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# You must have posted at a quiet time because this is ttly awsm! :D
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# This is so wasted
on a middle of the night post. Especially with a French 'tard pushing it down the board.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Vaguely Connie Sellecca related nonsense....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
took far too long
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely done.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# haha
wickedcool
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# totally pointless but what the hell... maybe i should find a girlfriend.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nice work,
but he's still fucking smug.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# You'd probably be feeling quite smug too if you'd survived a terrible car accident with only minor injuries.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I might, but I wouldn't wear cream chinos.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# My Dad wears cream chinos all the time
I'm going to show him this post.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# They're more slacks than chinos

(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I'm glad.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Ha, not so smug now, are you?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Now he's extra smug for having survived a car crash.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# We can only hope that seconds after this picture he took a sip of his wine and discovered it was corked.
And that his croissant was stale.
And then as he turned to shout at the waiter it displaced the unstable cervical spine fracture he had sustained during the crash, rendering him paralyzed.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Or like me; he missed the horsey thread
because he was at the cinema watching Pandorum.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# There was a horsey thread?
:-(
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You should both draw horses now, we won't mind.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I can't draw anything right now. Windows has stopped working on my netbook so I've had to boot into Leopard instead.
It's totally gay and F5 won't do what I want it to. Plus there seems to be absolutely no bundled drawing software.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Right, I'm downloading GIMP for mac OS. That's gonna take about 20 mins on this connection, and then a couple of hours to work out how to use it.
I should have a horse picture ready for you by tomorrow, although I cannot wholly guarantee that it will not be obscene.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Near the bottom of the page.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Did he fall off the 4th plinth?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] If only
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds