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[challenge entry] No need to thank me Mr Griffin...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:07, archived)
# ris
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)
# MOR___ DANCING
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:43, archived)
# it's a Celtic cross but I'm not really getting 'it' either
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
# im just going to pretend it means whatever i want it to mean
in this case: fucking
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:55, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK IT ALL IN THE FUCKING FUCK
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Old Combat 18 symbol, now little used as they've all become respectable BNP members
they were keen on germanic script too img2.photographersdirect.com/img/27/wm/pd1650261.jpg
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Very nice. In a sick bastards on glue kind of way.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 7:12, archived)
# lovely bit of font action there
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ah
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# super you in super suck where is her face?/
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:09, archived)
[challenge entry] it also turns your skin a delightful shade of green
 


which is so IN right now DARLING
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# fucking!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:30, archived)
# FUCKING SPIDERS MAN
FUCKING THOUSANDS OF 'EM
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:39, archived)
# LUCKY BITCH! SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FOR!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:41, archived)
# It's a trick. Get an axe.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:15, archived)
# You've been listening to Glenn Beck again, haven't you?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Would!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# fuckkkkkk
my computer is going way to slow to make any more of these tonight

maybe later
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:56, archived)
[challenge entry] DRUG DEPENDENTS NEED HELP, NOT SCORN
 

 
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:56, archived)
# frhugs not frhugs
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

dont do smoking of the fhugs just dont - it can hurt like hell
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:59, archived)
# LIES!
They need expensive long term treatment!
At least according to most drug companies.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
# doing drugs is an investment
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:10, archived)
# I AM INVESTING IN HAPPY!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:15, archived)
# indeed
this one I am not even going to edit:



if your doctor prescribes it then it is okay yeah?
everyone's on fucking pills these days, god damn the pusher man
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:14, archived)
# That is a classic of the genre right there.
Absolute dualism and total cognitive dissonance in one loathsome picture.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:22, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING!
FUCKING FUCKING, NO LESS!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# everything fucks and everything dies
tonight we further discuss the use of piss as an artistic medium

but first:

fucking - welcome to the automated society where fucking is no longer anything but going in and out - its just fucking and it feels like fucking i guess

- andy warhol
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# BOYS NOT BUEYS!!!!!!!
- andy warhol
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)
# andy warhol and god were fuckers in america
- martin luther
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:04, archived)
# man fuck japanese people
- martin luthur king junior
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:04, archived)
# manfuck??
- tetsumi kudo
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:05, archived)
# the true artist helps the world by pissing on a canvas and sculpting 578 dongs out of cow fat
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Life presents itself to us as evolution in time and complexity in space.
Regarded in time, it is the continuous evolution of a being ever growing older;
it never goes backwards, never repeats anything, and it fucks 578 cow dongs. --Henri Bergson
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# cows dont have dongs
i found out the hard way

- joseph bueys
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:30, archived)
# no !
i did

- damien hirst
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:31, archived)
# i forgot what i was trying to say here
- captain freedom
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Pffft! Have the file still open...
There are also COMIC OBSESSIONS that seem to bear a great resemblance to dream obsessions.

Who has not had the experience of seeing the same image appear in several successive dreams, assuming a plausible meaning in each of them, whereas these dreams had no other point in common.

Effects of repetition sometimes present this special form on the stage or in fiction: some of them, in fact, sound as though they belonged to a dream. It may be the same with the burden of many a song: it persistently recurs, always unchanged, at the end of every verse, each time with a different meaning.
--H. Bergson (well known cow-dong salesman).
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:36, archived)
# : - )
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:37, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK!
SELL COW DICK!


[/;-D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, the clue is in the name.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:42, archived)
# We would have also accepted; rape, plunder, or power.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:49, archived)
# But...
...They wouldn't be, well, Black Water.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Rebranded themselves now.
"Xe" is the new title this week. But no doubt they'll have to change
it once they've killed and raped beyond the approved quota again.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:54, archived)
#
How am I supposed to make a bad pun out of that?
I'll sleep on it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# But they changed their logo a while back
Now they are Xe!



Tahkcalb b3t me to it, but I was busy finding my old file...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Like the Hugo Boss thread earlier
You have to give some twisted respect to the graphic designers (and uniform makers) of the 3rd Reich - they really knew how to "catapult the propaganda"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxnegxNEDAc
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:08, archived)
# "Zi"-g heil!
You have a pea, that beats a textpost every time.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:04, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:05, archived)
# I will have to dig out my old college artwork stuff
I did a series of posters for the NSAP ( Nixon Special American Patriots ) - even had some armbands and uniforms, the whole art class was wearing them around the time of the Watergate trials.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:14, archived)
# back waterrrrrrrr
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:56, archived)
# I really like Eno - still have all his LPs
even his Music for Airports - Ambient minimal stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9wQFcj5PhU

A different age!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Eno is the best.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:08, archived)
# yeah whatever man, i still listen to the ambient series on wax cylinder!!!!
;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:18, archived)
# That was music waiting for CDs
The LPs we had at the radio station I was at were so scratched it really spoiled the mood!

(the CD re-issues are rare...)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:26, archived)
# hehehe
yep, spent a good 2 years hunting down clean lps.
had to return a few but wound up with some good copies.
ambient 2, 4, and apollo soundtrack are treasured favorites :)

gots an original cd of thursday afternoon as well...

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Good old six toes
(don't forget the dewclaw)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I have yet to come up with any ideas for this one.
Well, none that are on topic anyway. Has
there been an alt-compo suggested yet?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] alternative compo: fucking
pictures of fucking
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:28, archived)
#

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/// GET FUCKED \\\
\\\ ///
/// \\\
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:30, archived)
# oh man that gave me such a fucking boner I just broke my fucking desk
 
they're gonna love this on my requisition form
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Reason for capital expenditure: MASSIVE THROBBING BONERS
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:36, archived)
# BONERS AHOY
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
# too much fucking around
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
# well, yeah
I just had a performance review this afternoon

all good, nobody seems to care I spent most of my time here on the fucking internet
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# great job!
as they always say: keep on fucking!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# BONERS!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:43, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:44, archived)
[challenge entry] IT MAY SEEM COOL, EVEN GLAMOUROUS, AT FIRST
 

 
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:32, archived)
# ahha what?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
[challenge entry] IT IS JUST LIKE HE WAS HERE!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhhhahhahh SHIT yeah
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:54, archived)
# fwhahhuhuhahah
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:54, archived)
# LAP IT UP DAWG
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# just what have you got against the Welsh political party then??
eh?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:18, archived)
# absolutely nothing, we hold very similar views on animal husbandry
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:21, archived)
# that's OK then
just as long as you're not into all that animal wifery stuff
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine That?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Protip:
Edit your post and use the "This is a normal post" dropdown to switch it to the Compo.

edit: Hurrah!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Thanks
I did that the first time, but then I had to edit it, Duh!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:01, archived)
# How much do you have?
Can you find more for us? No? Then fuck off and
let someone more trendy than you buy it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno how many folks will actually get this...

but it amused me
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:57, archived)
# We're ALL GONNA DIE
FUCKING UMBRELLA CORPERATION!!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:58, archived)
# SCOTT CAME. UGLY FACE SO KILLED HIM.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# hungry so ate doggy food.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Itchy scratchy itchy
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)
# ITCHY.
TASTY.
 
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)
# haha nice
i saw that one, but couldn't think of what to slot it into. well done you :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Yay!
Resident Evil! Wasn't that the one with the headcrabs...no, wait, that was Half-Life. Oh well. Still win.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
[challenge entry] hello, shifters!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] also:

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# like making love in a canoe.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:03, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I didn't know your name was Ralph
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Huey?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# beats VB though ...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] nother

surprised to not see it already, but meh
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)
# sorta bindun

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:37, archived)
# oh. i remember that now
v.good. not at all q&d like mine. :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:56, archived)
# good for us all that the world has no shortage of oops :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:06, archived)
# oh lol
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# dear god
that near made me faint from laughing so hard. then again, like epiphany, i am well pissed :-D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Hahahahhahhaha
Im drunk :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:50, archived)
[challenge entry] glad to hear it
i'm sober again; unemployment sucks. but on the down side, i got more time to post more crap like this:
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:55, archived)
# We got a bill from severn trent water today
But it was before we moved in, 138 quid, and threatening of a court order.... bollocks will they.
I really need to sleep tho, I've gotta get up in 4 hours :/
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:58, archived)
[challenge entry] tell them to get fucked, and their court order
also, more crap:
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] yet more crap
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Maybe this that I done earlier tonight will ring a bell?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Sorry, I dont get it..
Can you explain? My brain is hurty trying to figure it out!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yes I want to perpetuate the idea of sexist road sign builders.


(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:08, archived)
# road sign builders?
surely its done by machine?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# prisoners
hammering out license plates and identification cards and interchangeable colored cellular phone cover pieces.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# 1001
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# don't discount the creativity and hard work of road sign builders.
even the sexist ones. they keep our economy strong blah blah blah.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# For no good reason whatsoever. Cheers.
FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# read the compo instructions before posting taa
Companies spend millions designing logos that represent their corporate identity. We'd like you to redesign them so they tell the truth,

..so the Orange phone company are spacehoppers?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# It doesn't matter.
It's ok.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Thanks
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# lolspooks
:P
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha.......
also......
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Corporatocracy Interference Agency, more like
Bananas anyone?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Oohooh!
Steady on now
*giggles*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# haha
i like this
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] smoke em up johnny
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# whut?
btw i'm drunk so the more sober b3tans may be able to recognise the logo
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I filenamed it for the drunk3ns :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# or not
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# scientology.jpg
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# still dont get it
dont really care
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# B.S. = Bull Shit
this sort of attitude will not reflect well on your next audit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# i've never seen the scientology logo
:/

oh well what the hell
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# watch out for the lawyers
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Fox 'News'...

yeh right.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhah fuck yes
I did not know they started up in Perth (W.A.) though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_Converters
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Noted your TOAP from earlier.
Fun source, I did this to it awhile ago.

By fun, I mean horror and revulsion.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# that's ur mum
EEK lovely hair!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Haha, I'll do some new ones soon as I have a moment.
Got a bunch of odd sources over the last few
weeks that should work out quite oddly.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# this site here periodically has bunches of freaky mugs
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Asymmetrical and oblong heads aplenty.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Eeep!
There's something a bit Alison Moyet about her, altho that might possibly be insulting to good old Alf.

She got to see my portrait of her BTW as it turns out my partner works with her son at Leeds Uni, he's an IT guy, he said she liked it, true story.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Nice arts!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:08, archived)
# yeah fuck those cunts!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# doesn't really fit into the compo but similar....
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I ain't 'fraid o' no ghosts
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# but are you 'fraid of this little fella?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ha haaa, shit!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick one before bed. Night b3tans.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I want a manual free copy too !!
TJ:- This is awesome....
machinarium.net/demo/

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A creative low ebb, I confess
but I just wanted to get it off my chest.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Yeah, but they're all the same.
Monarch charge £25 to use a credit card to pay, for example.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
This one?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
winner!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Hehe I'm reading that in the accent of Helga from Allo Allo
Incidentally, Stelios is being interviewed on BBC2 at 12:30 today.

/public information blog
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)

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