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[challenge entry] nob cheese for lunchtimes
(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# how much of that breadstick did you shop...?
It looks rather disturbing....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha, i didn't shop any of it.
i'd thought of putting a nob in there but there seemed to already be one
(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# mmmmmmm
creamy

but like all these pre-packaged foods for kids... too much salt
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like my marzipan rare, please.


wonder what it's like deep-fried?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
nom nom :D
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for compo
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# mmmnnnnggggggnnnngggg
I just watched avatar.

There were cats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# well, at least they're useful for something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm.
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# MILK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# this is actually making me feel nauseous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# ^very much this...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# errghhhh milccchkkkk
Ian rush/ accrington stanley etc...

Is b3tards safe yet? Im going to upload something
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# GAK!
Or some other Klingon or Cardassian food.
(Cloudane, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# i'm ashamed
by the fact that i'm pretty sure i know that's blood worms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] my names Coco I'm a junky like you...
(Dread Pirate Roberts, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# doesn't everyone have cocaine instead of sugar on their cereal?
Am I the only one ?
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i certainly wouldn't pour milk over it
what a waste!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Dry cereal every time for me.
The only breakfast that doesn't go well with cocaine is quaker oats. The guy on the box gives me teh fear.
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# plus porridge is vile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# other brands are ok
it's a pleasure/ pain thing
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i'm not a breakfasty person
i usually just have tea and a slice of toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# the guy?
You mean former First Lady to US President George H W Bush?

....Barbara is her name
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# whoever it is ruins my high
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# duuuude, buzzkill
*tokes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# a more realistic price


Click for bigger (249 kb)

(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I think she likes you...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# i don't like her
her breath smells of dead pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# would!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# 2nd
ed
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# If she offers you a blow job...
...make excuses and leave.

(quickly)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# just say
"I don't think I'm FELINE up to this love" and run?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Say what you like about his politics...
fascist twat

But this guy bloody loves his country!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I'm confused on so many levels.
(Peter_G, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# maybe the St Georges cross' on his boobs aren't obvious enough ;)
still...

eh?

eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
#
confused
wrong
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# how appropriate
he is a colossal tit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeez Irving! This new product ain't selling well...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# do they taste like minge too?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# *tastes
hmmm needs more tuna
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
(__, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# bumpod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# snatchpipe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# let the golf sale begin
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# lol u must be a Liebarrel and is hate amerkuah!! 1om1oneg!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Yew shuddup
and hand me that there rench!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "MUUUUM! This new chocolate bar tastes shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# in a brown, gooey sauce
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# haha
helps you work, rest and be gay....
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *licks chocolatey crevice*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# liking lots
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# bumpod
bumpod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# my arse
tastes not like mars
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# personally I prefer a Snickers
it's ribbed for my pleasure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# The little details make it
The caramel smear across the crack is my favourite bit
(bigjonnydynamite, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Want some feathers with that?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# is it a homing burger?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Blue shell'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# *stars*
ha! can't get me now, blue shell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# *falls off the Rainbow Road*
:'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# woo hoo!
*passes the finish line before ttssattsr*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Christmas is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# just play zelda instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] In individual portions, saves time AND washing up...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Individual portion (for fat cunts)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Individual portion
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# You saying these slacks make my poserior look larger than it actually is?!?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Babe, you look stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# You trying too queer me up?
I've read about people like you in the Daily Mail... Immigrant peados grooming on the internets and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I'm a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# "Immigrant peado girls grooming on the internets and stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I'm also 13. I think you're being VERY INAPPROPRIATE.
I'm going to tell a moderator about you. I AM I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *awaits the call from the internet police*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# he's saying you've got a fat arse
i wouldn't take that if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# 'Do these jeans make me look fat?'
No honey, your fat ass makes you look like you have a fat ass...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Research has shown...
the correct answer to this is:
"No"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# tudding or purkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# id like it on a stick please
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# gary glitter paedo ring?
i have worrying feeling i may have robbed this idea by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I think really, you're on a bit much over paedos.
are you trying to tell us something?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# maybe he's just had enough of sexy children?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# no.
fair enough i spose. two paedo jokes almost certainly means i'm a paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# haha
www.splitting-images.com/gary_glitter.html I bet this guy gets hired and a fucking good kicking for stag does and christenings.
(JoePesky, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# muthafucka, what?!?
....nevermind, I thought it said 'Pedro'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# LIVINGSTONE, YOU LYING CUNT!
I can see you magically twirling those twirls!



Based on this headline
(__, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# DON'T LOOK AT THE EYES!!!
(edit - Livingstone?)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm briansssssss
(JoePesky, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# It took me a while
to find the fourth one!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Nuke for six hours !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# my mother has the fear of this product
she finds it completely wrong

Having said that, I'm scared to buy it too, you just don't know what's gone in there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] chicken and bacon
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# The tail is a nice touch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# feed it lettuce & tomatoes and wine and your onto a winner
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
ickle piggychick!
*turns vegetarian*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Mmmmmm . . . chorken !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Pigling surely?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# yep...
...tastes like bacon and eggs...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# a match made in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# chiglet!
he is rly cute
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Chäcken?
Arf!
(Sparkytus is obviously not a golfer, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# That has got to be....
...the cutest animal hybrid I have ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Looks so very dipable !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Yum!
Glad they didn't go with hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That bear has no pants on!
Thats not a good message for kiddywinkles...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Chocolate steak cake


Click for bigger (192 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Dinner AND desert.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Eep.
I normally love chocolate.
I normally love steak.
I really really do not want to eat them together.
clicky for good shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# If it dark chocolate then it will go together ok
I often put dark chocolate in with mince if Im making a chilli
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Tell me more...
(like how much? I wouldn't want to fuck up a perfectly good chilli)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Just a couple of squares really
The higher the cocoa solids the better. Green & Blacks do a 99% solids bar if you can ever find it...Bitter as fuck!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hungry now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Actually, so do I!
so do I!I use the Lindt 95% cocoa which I grate on top of the chili just before serving. Wouldn't use milk chocolate ganache for anything but cayke though.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Rare too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I would take that from you with a kiss and not a crossed word.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Steak, mustard 'jam' and gravy 'frosting'
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# mmmm
looks tasty :)
(JoePesky, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Don't take my Art
My Steaky Cakey Art...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# *medium rare spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I accept the spang...
But now I have to suffer that intolerable song looping in my head...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# steake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Caeak!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# i would actually eat this
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:56, archived)
# That actually could be quite tasty in small quantities
excellent shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
Thats just made me ravenously hungry...
(Stuffed Chimp, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)

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