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# Speaking of hair peaces . . .
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Eat it and it grows back !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hair Hair!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# There There !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# gadzooks Carruthers !......don't look now but......
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Every hair has it's place . . .
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# sneaammpff!!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na SHIPMAAAAAANN!!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# he also has bit of an albert fish look going on
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# a bit
but fish's eyes are much more rapey
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# WAKE UP YOU LAZY CUNT!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# sneaammpff!!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# What a fine head of haAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# He tickles his own fancy . . . fancy that !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# his "rory" is definitely getting rattled
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Its time has come
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# *splort*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*bokes*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm! Sausage and Egg!
Also, for Mofaha, as I know he is a vegetarian, and Prawns are vegetables....

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# this
is either very, very wrong or very, very right
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I reckon,
with some Sweet Chili dipping sauce it would be SUBLIME!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Chocolate porn!
(Edit: No wait...)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Well chilli and chocolate work well together,
and chilli and Prawns work well together. There's only one way to find out though, TO THE FISHMONGERS, THE CHOCOLATIER AND THE GROCERS POST HASTE!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Go on then Whoop, try it out and report back.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# YES
or tempura style with a honey glaze
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Prawns and honey do not work together!
I discovered this when I dipped my knob in a jar of honey.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# did bees sting your bellend?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Prawnolate™
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hey Mu,
you know how Kettle Chips make crisps with the normal flavours made posh?

Why don't they make Lobster flavour instead of Prawn Cocktail? Or Fillet Mignon instead of Beef and Onion? Or Parma Ham instead of Smoky Bacon? I MUST KNOW!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Um.
Well you see, er, it all comes down to the... crisperites... the small race of people who create the flavourings in crisps.
They're all terribly lower class and refuse to touch anything that's ever been served in a michelin star restaurant.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# oompa loompa dooobety dooo
i call fucking bullshit on you
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Shush, they'll hear you. If you anger them they refuse to make anything other than prawn cocktail for weeks.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# that is bad
prawn cocktail are all kinds of wrong
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No really, it already exists.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# You utter fucking cunt cunt :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Sorry to break it to you sush.
All the best ideas are already taken.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# judging by sush's reaction
i suspect a horsing
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Fear the link
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# i do
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# you need your own food company
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Depending how my tests go,
I may just do that :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# you sound like Dr. Frankenstein
mwhahahahahah
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# if he was like dr. frankenstein
i would totally do him
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you dirty....
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# and you're just realising this now?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# You should see his 'monster'
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# 0_0
i just have a thing for the mad scientist types
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Eggs'n'sausage
And a side of toast. Coffee and a roll, hashbrowns over easy, chilli in a bowl.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Stick it in a fork !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Stinking Bishop
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# all bishops should be eaten
by the indigenous tribes whose religious beliefs they try to subvert
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I don't really have any religious beliefs,
can I still have a piece?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Most religious people count that in itself a religious belief.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# atheism is a religious belief
if a person truly does not believe, they will not bother to deny.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# He said he "doesn't really have any religious beliefs".
He wasn't denying anything.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# i know, i know
i'm just in a twatty mood today
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# So just a little piece then?
It looks delicious
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# oh go on, then
just don't eat too much, you'll get constipated
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I mitre known it'd be bad for me.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# You'll have trouble passing stoles.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Well it's too late to worry about it now.
It can't be altared.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# don't worry, you're absolved
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Totally starting an argument about you, which you didn't ask for up there.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so on fire today
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
sorry :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# mmmmm
tasty bork, from tasty bigs
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Some of it itches !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone care for a snack?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ugh
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# christ
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Calm down dear, they're only sausages.
no-one was injured or wilfully hurt during the making of this post
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha wilfully
WILFULLY
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# LOL
i really like b3ta today
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# isn't it!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# 'tis
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Sieg Heil!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# No thanks...
I'm driving?

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I've just eaten a slab of marzipan coated in chocolate from lidl.
It was lovely.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# i've seen those things
they look rank.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's a stick of marzipan, coated in chocolate. If you like marzipan, and chocolate, you're made.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# too much marzipan
i like a bit of it now and then, but not enough to eat a bar of it.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# It had a wierd texture, a bit like coconut in a bounty.
Only not coconuty. I liked it, but then I have a massive sweet tooth.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# i know what you mean
it's a weird bitty texture, not like the stuff on christmas cakes. my sweet tooth is only small, i can't even eat a creme egg without feeling very sick for the rest of the day.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Meat to please you . . .
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# eeeeeewww
jam
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] following on....

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I like that!
and clicked it quite hard
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# gis dat custard cream
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Mnnnnnnnnnnnnngh!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha, fuckin hell
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking wonderfully shit yet awesome :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I love benitez and yossi
and eboue, he's amazing
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# i don't know who he is
but I like to think he's making little barking sounds
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# booyah!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# blue back ground
pointing pseudo authortarian figure
heavily dishevelled looking male

s'gotta be from the jeremy kyle show.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# He really wants the biscuit!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Speak . . . roll over . . . play dead . . . give me five . . . join the circus . . . what is the square root of 69 . . . FETCH !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# EAT IT YOU CUNT
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Harsh but fair
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Im sorry, that's you isn't it :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# thumb it in!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm! Egg flavoured Chocolate!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hard boiled !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
IT'S A FUCKING EGG!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I shell relish it !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# If you give one to a chick
you might get laid.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# im seeing all these terrys products on here
damn i really want a terrys chocolate orange EGG
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# EGG! HA ! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Mmmm! Eggy chocolate!
It goes well with those chocolate covered pork rinds we all love so much!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# and your beloved bacorns
pffffffffft
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# EGGS! HAHAHAHA!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! OVOID! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# yes
ris? It's nice though
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# slag
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Spank You

Spank Thank
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I . . . myself . . . have never tried it . . .
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Personally I'm indifferent to marmite.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# FREAK!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Likewise
I've had some before, I could have some again, but I don't care enough to actually buy any :)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :D !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# WINNER
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# VOTE FOR MAI PICTURE THANKX
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# What font matching software did you use for this?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I don't tend to use font-matching software
I chose Comic Sans because I find it both clean and informal
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# and seems to be very popular in public service presentations

+it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Oh...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Thank you
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# it's free with "windows" I think
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oy!

* That was my idea!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# lol what was?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I can't remember?

O_o
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Creamy white on the inside . . .
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# nothing is wasted
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha I like this
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# so there

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# This is good
but I have no cake. Will I be punished?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yes with a bouncing ball

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# no
:(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# have this instead - then buy cake immediately

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# woooah
i have custard creams, will that do?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# All I've got is pi . . .
π radians = 180 degrees
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ah in which case have some geometry
edit - some Pi type things

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Square bizznizz is cubed . . . I like pi !
Great things you have !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I have CAK-9, my robotic shitfriend
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# This years must have toy - I want a CAK-9
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# No :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] poorly conceived - "check", badly executed - "check", tenuous compo post - "check"
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Spang, you say?

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# needs more les
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# arf....that face:)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# this is genius.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# lolz:DD
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Boink !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Don't fuck with the diddy men.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# haha purest gold!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
#
S P A N G !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? - Meatloaf!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Anyway you slice him . . . needs a little ketchup !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# thats really quite horrible...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# yes
god it is
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
His name is Meat-Loaf...

And you photo shopped his picture to look like he has skin cancer!

Woo!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Could I please apologise for the comment above...
I went out for Pie at about 1pm and I mistakenly went to the pub.

Just got back (a bit pissed) and forget to get PIE!

Bollocks!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# THIS IS SO OFFENKSIVE
you've ruined today, and all days that came before, and the days before that, and time itself
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That's great!
* What do I win?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I wonder if...
someone called Skin-Cancer could have had a career as a singer? Now is the time to find out!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ah poor old Meat ;)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# ARGH!


edit: prize for the first person to get the film
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
we've all been there.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrgh!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# heh heh....good stuff

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Great knock knock joke !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
#
hahaha:DD
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The cleopatra schwarz sketch from Kentucky Fried Movie.
Or, failing that, I'm gonna git you sucka!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# nope.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Critters? Critters 2? Critters 3? Critters...
What's the prize? Better not be AIDS again.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# no, no, no and no.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# is it something with Stephen segal in it?
great animation!!

bloody Mccruik!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Evel Bollweevil
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
this amuses me more than is should
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# He's been drinkin' the cotton gin again !
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahhhahahhaa weeve
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *is honoured*
Thank you!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# haha genius!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] yum
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hell. that just made me look at my cup of tea
and wish for a biscuit...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ...and through the magic of Christmas, there were suddenly biscuits everywhere?
I hope that this was the case.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Would that happen to be Grey Poop On ?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# mmmm!
I'd eat one!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# This is very good :)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)

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