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# animal care tip #1: DO NOT give snakes mistletoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# That . . . is gonna leave a bruise !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# he's used to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Too bad for the snake . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Awwww.
That's kinda sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# not really, that snake has hepatitis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Well, he does now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
# snake handlers are all dirt boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
#
*defers to the voice of experience*

*EDIT* I liked "dort boxes", you ninja editor, you. I thought it was some kind of charming Geordie thing like Viz or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# lemur keepers, now they're just frigid
EDIT: i'm not a geordie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Surely you mean: I'm not a geordie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# yes, i suppose i should be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# although i do like the viz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ahhh sexeh tiem!!
...ooh, that gives me an inspiration BBL, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# tell us this inspiration!
share it with us!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# no! ARF, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# TELL ME!
i'm nosy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Geeeeeeeze, heeeere.
It was gonna be better quality but you rushed me
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
he looks like mr. bean!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# what's #2?
come on, I'm waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# it may have something to do with pandas
i haven't decided yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Rule #2
always heed Rule #1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# aaaaaaaaw ...he just wants to wish happy new year
...and then to squeeze the life out of 'im:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# that bald head would slip down a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Someone mentioned this to me the other day.....I had to make it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# this is much funnier than it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# well, it's tickled me
and, strangely, doesn't give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Breakout the kryptonite !
Edit : hummmmn . . . it's crypt tonight . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Superis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# ARF
ready to unleash his wit on the world:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# BUCK IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Somebody stop this man!
Too many miracles = no dinner for me!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Should've been quicker with the salt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# buckit
and spade?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# If needs be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# That's a tiny bucket!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# To tiny bucket or not to tiny bucket . . . that is the dilemma !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# This is the kind of thing Jesus does.
Bloody do-gooders.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# The fool giveth . . . and the fool taketh away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# 11. THOU SHALT PITY THE FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# 12. THOU SHALT NOT FLY
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# 13. THOU SHALT BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN OFFERED A GLASS OF MILK IMMEDIATELY BEFORE A PROPOSED AEROPLANE JOURNEY
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)
# 14. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# 15. THOU SHALT REPLACE THY DIVETS
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# 16. THOU SHALT FLUSH EVEN IF IT'S ONLY A PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# 17. THOU SHALT THYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# 18. THOU SHAT THYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# 18. THOU WHO SMELT IT VERILY DEALT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# RACIST
lolz :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# But . . . it's as fast as it can go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Oh, and what exactly are you trying to imply about the people in front of me in the queue every sodding time I go in to a KFC?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# That they have chosen a fine place to spend our hard earned tax?
;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Finally got my first tablet working in Linux! Woo!


(Note: Due to fears of a repeat of the famous Daily Mail Vs Camageddon debacle, this has been stylised as "Zombiecock", and is therefore suitable for under 8s)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Keep taking the tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# yes :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Moved to the head of the class !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# HAHA...KFC.....
Kills F**kin' Chickens!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# And the chickens eat humans !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Except the paedo's, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# To be fair, though, they're already thinking of the children.
To the point of obsession, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Nice shoes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# If he'd wanted them to fry...

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Light you are !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Send in the emergency Navy Seals!

see here for ris
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I find this deeply offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# i dont :D
:D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Heh heh
I find my colour matching isn't all that it could be :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# i like it :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# awwww thankies!
You're always very kind and smiley :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Seals don't have ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# How do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# With their noses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# if you get a labrador, chop off it's legs and ears you get a seal
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You forgot to shave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Why did I read this in Chris Morris's voice?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# You have Chris Morris's voice?
Can I borrow it? :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I wish!
On balance, I think I'd quite like to speak like Ted Maul. All the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Damn straight
You *know* exciting things are happening to Ted Maul
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# they do
i seed them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Sea lions have ears, seals don't.
That's one of the ways you can tell the difference. That and sea lions are the smart ones and seals look and move like socks full of custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# i don't have socks or custard
i have no basis for comparison. this upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha :DD
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Prototype bio-engineered Speak-Your-Weight machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# I imagine
a little squeak every time he jumps
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# ...and projectile vomiting every time he lands.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Now . . . give it mouth to mouth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# cruel bastard!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# STOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# polecat ferret :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Shush, we have to convince redsushi that it's a stoat or he'll cry again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Oh right
It's a stoat, he had to shave his handlebar moustache and leave his tophat at home
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Stoat has bombed 4 targets and shot down 4.5 planes.
Uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Hit but didn't shoot down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# FAILSTOAT
is therefore more smug than he should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Stoat in a boat with a goat and a new coat afloat in a moat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# You're quite the poet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Don't you know it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# wow, you've oneupped me :/

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# CUTE!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
likes

Have (another) Charles Atlas Seal od Approval

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Arm is a nonsence!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Been out to seal for too long !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# A seal in shoulder pads!!
(they must be pads cos seals don't have shoulders!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# You sir are a ridiculous mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Why did you make me change my name?
I feel really uncomfortable :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Oh get over yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I would, but it's a hell of climb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# That's a fat joke. I'm fat.
Fatty fat fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# But when you're a Lord
fatty fat fat doesn't matty mat matter.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# yesssssssssssss i am :DD
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# You need
a giraffed excluder.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# nghnghngh
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# FULL-ON nghnghnghness
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# hgnhgnhgnhgn
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# ARF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Heads up for jet lag !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Someone wrote on you with a marker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Hey, My Lord,
I think my nephew has been channeling We Are The Lemon:

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# He's been channeling awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Meh, that was meant to be me ;)
Although, that would explain the broken wrist :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Them laminate floors are horrible in winter.
Carpets, mate. Every time. Especially if shoes are off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# That's my mums house.
And In a kitchen and breakfast room, with young kids running around making mess, a laminate is better than a carpet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Ghoste
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# No I am scary ghosticus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Now make your mind up.
Bunny or Ghostie? Ghostbunny?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Why, yes, yes of course you are! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Yes.
You are a very scary ghostie. I am very scared now.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# A little foo dog to wish you happy new year


It still feels like New Year's Day to me because I got on a plane from Houston yesterday at 16.30 CT, and arrived at Heathrow at 07.15 GMT today, and I've not had a proper sleep; just little naps on the plane. It doesn't feel as though it's a new day because I haven't slept; I still feel as though I was in Texas earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Lion with roses for hair on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I like this, this is awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Hoorj!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Pencilly wonderment
(abrokenanusdream, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# but you would have had aids even before you got the blood in your mouth...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I think that's the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# it's a bid....odd isn't it, i mean i know its b3ta and all but....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# thats more like it :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Remember rape is never funny.


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
I know, but I'm really bored
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Thanks for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# You . . . are affected !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# HELLO AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# GNOPS AHOY!
Happy New Year My Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I had to make this image as I met this girl at a party and thought she looked like a real life GNOPS
but couldn't tell anyone as nobody would have understood what a GNOPS was.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# No one ever called me "My lord" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Change your name to Lord Mu and I will call you My Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I was Lord Mue for years.
You never called it me that then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# But you rarely posted at all years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Nuh uh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Oh My Lord . . . why not ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Cheeky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# She's been spanged. That's teach her for punning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# The year of the tiger?

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Someone buy me a superbunny hat please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# In blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# I like the superbunny hat too!
but I want pink :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Getting one would involve me putting £30 in the bank.
Which would be fine if I didn't only have £20.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# All the boarders are gonna be rabbit hats :D
The talkers are cathats. I am biboard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Rabbits are bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I also have a dinohoodie
So I have both angles covered
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# You're wrong!
Guinea pigs are the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Not myself,
I am not a furry! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# How dare you call me a furry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# You dress up in animal outfits.
You are a furry!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ncml9Ad1wE
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I knew that car costume was a good investment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Silly Mu!
That is Bob who works at the CIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# And I'm not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# No, you're not!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I like how he's trying so hard to look innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# That's because he's trying
to blend into bunny society.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# He needs a meat carrot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Oo er.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Why would I not ever think that that would not be taken the way in which it was meant to be taken . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Anything can be taken the wrong way on b3ta!
Oooo errr!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Especially when a double entendre gets it from both sides !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I went into a pub yesterday and asked for a double entendre.
So the barman gave me one....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Did you then check your stool for a sample ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# *aaargh*

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Ouch . . . too bad that that pan wasn't teflon coated . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# bitty?


been a long time, and was bored so made a playmate for all your kiddies....
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# grim
but well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# WTF?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Sush! Sush! sush sush soosh soosh soosh!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hello Mu.
How are you?

I am nearly out of booze so I will have to go to the shop :( But I need food to, so it isn't that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Foooooood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Sushi! WHOOP? WHOOP? WHOO?
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# FLUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I was hoping to think of something to say while I was typing it.
I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Ironically,
I am actually currently recovering frmo Whooping Cough!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# *adds broken lungs to the list*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# :(
2009 was a shit year for my health!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# \o/
mommy!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# YOUR mommy?
soz:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Eye see . . . what you did there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# MONICA!!!!!!!!!!
www.labour.ie/monicaharford/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# haha:D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Eye speak !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Desperate horseflies more like
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# This is just ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# spang
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# What do you call a fly who has no wings?
a walk
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Naughty meerkat


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# pissfuls!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I feel I ought to draw a picture of a tiger, because the year of the tiger has just begun. Only I can't be fucked. So just imagine I drew a tiger here and it was awesome.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Fuck the year of the Tiger!
Last year was the best year!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
# this is true
2009 rocked
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Aleksandr! You naughty little fuck!
I don't care if you're voiced by Michael from Alan Partridge! You can't be pissing on trees!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# How are you getting on with AfterEffects Herman?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# photoshop
Havent done anything on it yet been to felixstowe with the kids 2 day . Im still learning how to work photoshop only had it 8 months.I look at it 2mor :DD
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# brilliant
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# 'ning all :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Although that advert confuses me greatly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs three hairs each side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# What's with the name change ghostie?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# It's a name
but different!

Right back soon. I have to fluff myself up for possibly the sexiest woman on the planet so for some reason likes me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# What you need is a rabbit hat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# I know someone with a rabbit hat.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# You.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Mu wins!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
# \o/ I'm a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Oh, I thought she meant someone offline
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# She might, I was just being a prat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Unfortunately,
I don't know anybody offline with a rabbithat :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Come to a bash, then you will :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I might just do that one day!
then I'll really be a real b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I've never been to a bash. People scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# *surprise sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I do like your rabbit hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I like my rabbit hat too, all is well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Are they commercially available?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I think spangolin is starting to make them, you could gaz her up
If not you can get them here: neoncola.co.uk/strayhats.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Oh wow. I like the huge ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I might get a super bunny hat
It would go well with my giantness
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# or rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# well duh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
That guys (behind the laptop) expression is the best
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# As good as the taxi drivers face on this?
www.b3ta.com/links/Bizarre_ID_Card_Photos
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
:D
Edit: The lady in the bin picture is quite a hoot :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Aye,
you've got to love the Batman bin Suparman too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I get jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Sam,
I am watching darts. Are you watching darts?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I am not. I don't really watch television.
I am though, listening to Whitehouse. Are you listening to anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Yes, I am listening to The Avett Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# So who wins? I hope I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Haha, fuck.
This music vibrates my desk to the point where the mouse wont stay still. DRR DRR DRRR DRRR DRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I am now checking them out.
As they have played a song on an albumic tribute to Weather Report, they are automatically win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Whitehouse is bad. Good bad.
Also, the track IN QUESTION was actually by Atrax Morgue. Be warned, Power Electronics is DRRRR DRRR RNNNNNNNNNN FFF DRR DDRRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I lasted 30 seconds of one song Sam. They're shit!
I am now listening to For Emma, Forever Ago by Bon Iver.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Bon Iver is trash, Michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# His songs are like angelic jizz!
I like Angelic Jizz!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# You always win Sam!
You are a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# SMILE EMOTICON!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# You both win, guys.
Also: Whitehouse, FUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Hey Randy!
What are you listening to?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# The Sight Below's 'Glider'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrDVes3P38w

One of my favorite albums of last year :)

Good holidays, Michael?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# I shall listen to it now!
Yes thank you. How about you and yours:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Quiet and relaxed, thanks.
Gotta run now, CYA..
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Funnily enough..
I was playing darts with my brother this afternoon, then his head went blunt and I had to stop..
(barzo, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# LOLS!
Pitch for BBC 3: Celebrity Umbrella Darts

Stephen Fry hosts a show where Anton du Beke and John Barrowman play a game of darts with Umbrellas against each other every day at teatime.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Ahahaha!
You changed the plus to a minus.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# How did you find out
that I took jesus up the wrong'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Maddie... what did they do to you?? D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Kidnapped by the terminator...
...owl be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# *facepalm*
Pfffftt.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# pfft
Great shop, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# You have built a better mouse trap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
'lo also
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# What ho!
Sorry. No tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Not everything needs tongue
just most things :)

is everything good?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# *glees*
Sorry to TJ:

One OohBunnies courtesy of HT

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# That's not a riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# No. This is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# One American though
OH NO NUCLEAR WAR
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# At the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# *awesome guitar-riff*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# LOL NUKE WAR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# That is one serious bunny
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# He hasn't had his kibble!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Mmm kibble
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Argh, change. I hate change :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I HAVE ONE POUND. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# I have 6 pounds and 7 pence Ttssattsr!
It is made up of a 5 pound note, a 1 pound coin, a 5p coin and 2 1p coins.

What is your money made up of?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# ONE POUND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Is that made up of 1 one pound coin?
Well that is mighty boring :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Hey HEY.
Uncool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Hey Sam,
I totally watched Sweet Home Alabama last night. It was totally awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# How awesome out of ten? I can't watch any old 7/10 trash you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Luckily it was a 7.6 out of ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Now I only have 1 pound and 7 pence :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# You could never have given it to me anyway, seeing how it's superglued to your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Not neck
but ended in ck though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Well, that's one way to make it bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Naa
His boy bits are owned by the RBS.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Only the third time in 8 years:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha, the beak itself has a little face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Many layers of disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Fuck! It's one of those
Skeksis from The Dark Crystal.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Holy sh....roud
(disconnected, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# It's the shroud of bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Nicely done
Christ has to shit like he rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# What are the toilet facilities like in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Heaven's toilets..
Are all solid gold.
The closest you'll get on earth is shitting in a trombone!
(barzo, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
# That guy has one messed up ass.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Three sheets to the wind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
# There's a bit of double bumhole action going on there.
He truely was king of kings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Something witty about black holes, time and stock.
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# No Reason
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# In it for the long haul !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# hhahahaha
this deserves more comments :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# :D
I just choked on my chicken dinner for one
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Bored.


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"With her kittenheadhands, Leslie wins all the dance championships"
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Waist down, would?
I don't know D:
I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# It's nice to be well accessorized !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# squildo = graped
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
visible wings
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hello, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know about you
But I fucken love nuggets!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I refuse. NO WAY, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# How can you refuse NUGGETS™?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# No way comma man, indeed.
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)
# What nuggets?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# D: >
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# You went to prison because of nuggets.
Nuggets aren't toys. Beware: Nuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I am now aware of the danger of nuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Nug gets nuggets !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Nom nom *crunch* nom *crunch crunch* nom :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Haha ha ha haha!
Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Oh hai deth kitteh.
I can has mercy?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# No.
No mercy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# That's one way to fry ants !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Ur berning the flore!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)

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