Oldboy is all of the acesSympathy for Mr Vengeance and Lady Vengeance are also good, not as good but a good revenge trilogy all in all.
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Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:01,
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Is Oldboy the one where the dood comes out of a lift and batters roughly 30 other doods with nothing but a hammer?I quite liked that one.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:05,
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But that's just cos you haven't seen The Cannonball Run yet. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:10,
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Mr Vengeance does rock (in a harrowing way) and Lady Vengeance was meh... don't really remember it too well.
(,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:09,
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Rilly?Only seen Oldboy, still seeking out the other parts of the trilogy
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:44,
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The small world gets updated to morbidly obese world.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:42,
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Hell, I thought this already existedMcEntertainment does, anyway...
oh, and have a McClick...
(oh, and have a McClick...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:01,
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TEVEZ WANT GOAL!TEVEZ WANT EAT!
A South American Werewolf in Manchester.
(,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:33,
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A South American Werewolf in Manchester.
bite him til he pisses himself
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:56,
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You know, I believe you are only slumming here.I hope you take that as a compliment.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:59,
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My inexpensive pocket-sized address bookhas the word "niceland" on the front. I cut out the logo from a pack of some horrific processed meat product or other (about 7 years ago now), then got an extra "n" from a similar source, and wopped 'em on there with some pretty durable adhesive tape. Voila.
So my address book still has the word "niceland" on its front cover.
(So my address book still has the word "niceland" on its front cover.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:49,
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While I was at it (see below)I thought I'd fix his ludicrous forehead.
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Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:13,
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I do wish that rabbit was a bit less fucking adorable.Still, I get my Eastern European-originating Maxell batteries from the pound shop up the road, so perhaps I shouldn't get all worked up about it.
Duracell batteries are for non-low-income dudes.
(Duracell batteries are for non-low-income dudes.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:26,
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NiMH batteries will pay for themselves over time...provided you can keep track of them :/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:33,
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12 for a quid, mind.That prevents me having to find out wtf "NiMH" means.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:43,
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Fucking hell, that's erm.... FUCKING HELL/ac
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:57,
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He's the spitting image of Victor Garber!(
mrlogic is copying your beard,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 18:46,
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FUCKING HELL FUCK! NOW HOW AM I FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING SELL ALL THIS FUCKING AIDS?
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:57,
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EFFERVESCENT ENEMA Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:07,
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Impenetrable Syd Barrett references ftw! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:12,
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i heartily endorse this product
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:59,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Unlikely Company Mergers"){kind=small}
THE TASTE THAT REFRESHES YOUR DICK
"endorsed by The Artist Formerly Known As Richard Branson"
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:02,
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GOVERNEMTN HELTH WARNING: MAY CAUSE STRANGELWANK AND TIT DECAY Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:04,
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you say that as if it;s a bad thing PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:05,
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it's more about informed consent I think Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:08,
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THE EYESIf I could have my childhood again, I'd spend the whole time cutting the eyes out of pictures of ladies in magazines.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:25,
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Johnson's-Kleenex
dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:48,
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sorrybut this seem very likely to me
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:51,
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oh bugger I didn't read the brief properlybugger
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:54,
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i suppose so:(
( dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:01,
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YBFMall my boyfriends already have this
NEEDZMOAR STRANGELWANK
(NEEDZMOAR STRANGELWANK
Shlvng,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:07,
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100 tissues?That would last me ALL DAY.
Woo.
(Woo.
thirsty a rare visitor these days,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:05,
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That I missed her, depressed her young sister named Esther, this mister to pester she tried. Now a pestering sister's a festering blister, You'd best to resist her say I.
800k or so.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:38,
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Ooh. Painting pictures with words or what?As if painting pictures with pictures wasn't nauseating enough.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:45,
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Quite true. Look at any seam horse.People used to scare children and shepherds with such creatures.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:51,
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These look like some gnarly sunglasses epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:45,
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Yes, that's true.I shall amend accordingly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:48,
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Ah... ah. ah, ah ah-ah-ARRGHHHHH!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:54,
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@ is such a creepy bastardHe's always hanging around me and my friends, well, I say hanging around he's actually stood just outside out little circles when we talk.
I swear he's a paedophile.
(I swear he's a paedophile.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:59,
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Catchy name, though. Regardless of his alleged crimes. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:01,
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Yeah you tell him peteHavent seen you on MW2 for a while :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:03,
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Been at the old pc!Left 4 dead 2 is fun.
I shall get back to MW2 soon though!
Perhaps this weekend (y)
(I shall get back to MW2 soon though!
Perhaps this weekend (y)
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:04,
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Oh, I got l4d2 on the xboxies aswellIm in london this weekend, might hit you up on sunday tho :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:07,
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<3Fucking hell I love you Tahkcalb (I always read your name as Talkcab)
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:14,
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Everyone does it different.Thought you'd enjoy it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:18,
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mnggghhhhhhhCan't watch BBC News at the best of times any more, due to having overdosed on The Thick Of It and having to deal with the subsequent 'perception of reality' issues.
Probably for the best.
(Probably for the best.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:59,
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Apart from Jo Gosling.She's lovely. Actually, she really is lovely; and she drinks lager*.
Bonus!
*Edit: Proper lager, that is, not Carling or any of that 'cooking beer' bollocks.
(Bonus!
*Edit: Proper lager, that is, not Carling or any of that 'cooking beer' bollocks.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:14,
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David Beckham has had those very words translated into Latin and tattooed on his daddybag.True. Victoria doesn't suspect a thing.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:17,
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*ahem* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:19,
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Ah. I always knew she and I shared some common ground. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:24,
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Listen, Mr Jealous.I'll see who I bleedin well like.
She coughs up the cab fares and everything. I'm gradually warming to her.
(She coughs up the cab fares and everything. I'm gradually warming to her.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:38,
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*ahem*;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:40,
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Yet more common ground!Welcome to my teeny-tiny, borderline-anorexic, Scrumpy Jack sicknote world...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:44,
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I had to look her upthis is one of the top results, how fucking sad are some people?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9FsuEGGWE
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9FsuEGGWE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:20,
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Does one of those say:Biggest computer chimp?
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:02,
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...da fuck is wrong with you!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:13,
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back you, Jimback to you, Sally
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(back to you, Jim
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:14,
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stares at the #I can't help it....!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:20,
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It's a bizarre thingBut this was actually my Dad's colleague's job back in the early 70s. Vision Mixing live with an audience of 15m has to be a bit of a livener.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:43,
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Nice.And f'in HUGE, but I can't be bothered naziing at you
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:52,
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"Johnny Rotten?""I doubt it mate, this is only the third time I've used it."
*EDIT* I first told a version of this gag at a family gathering when I was 10. The fucking adults then forced me to explain it to them, to their great amusement. Cunts. The main culprit died of a heart attack several years later, so who's laughing now, eh?
(*EDIT* I first told a version of this gag at a family gathering when I was 10. The fucking adults then forced me to explain it to them, to their great amusement. Cunts. The main culprit died of a heart attack several years later, so who's laughing now, eh?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:43,
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a childhood traumaand passive aggressive hatred
yay!
:D
(yay!
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:14,
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Have one, then.*gives spaceship*
(Mind the tyre pressure, though)
((Mind the tyre pressure, though)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:20,
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yay! But I wanted an actual fucking spaceship, like this
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:24,
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Get welding, then.Once you're done, nobody'll suspect that underneath it's just a 1987 Maestro.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:33,
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nobody would suspect a 1987 meastro!not even in 1987
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:53,
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Especially if it happens to resemble a massive magenta cock-shaped spaceship. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:02,
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think "smith"then think Black
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:17,
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Needs more Galaxy Defenders monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:22,
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