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[challenge entry] nsfw poor compo attempt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# woah
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Great, a NSFW and a repost knocks my hour's worth of work out of the park.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
#
sorry, fair call. - just linked to now.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# eww
:(
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] WooHoo I can pearoast this

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Woohoo I'm going to fuck off and do something else now

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# WooHoo I'm going to have a cup of tea
and maybe a biscuit
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# very nice
but is that rock height or snow height? hmm? hmm?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# DMOTT Height
(Dead mountaineers on the top)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Although I thought just that as I posted it
Damn those Chinese and Nepalese will they never agree on anything
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# rocks
snow
religion
politics
soap operas
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# ...U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo ...
...we didn't start the fire...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# haha
this ought to be the theme music to their next summit meeting
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Chick Pearoast
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] TL;DR
This took fucking ages.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# ha ha
I like this a lot
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# your subject line out-trumps the previous main post's subject line
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# hehe!
nice one
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Haha

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
Postersize it!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Well worth it :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I actually did find this, and I think it should win.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Hamtoucher

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Where's Rendezvous with Rama in this?
Or UBIK?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# It's scary that it accurately describes
Most of I-Robot...
(Earth Scientist create giant mechanical beings that are friendly but misunderstood and can be killed by peasants with torches)
or
(Earth Scientist create giant mechanical beings that are friendly but misunderstood and can not be killed by peasants with torches, so they put us under a benign dictatorship)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# where's the bit about starting your own religion
and getting loads of credulous rich twats to follow your every whim and give you money?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Hey, this is just about writing it
I believe the starting-a-religion thing requires a supplementary flowchart.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# better
but I'd tighten that flak helmet

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# the fundamentalists will be after you now, too
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# there's no mention of the fact that Mohammed is in that bear suit
except in the filename
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Not any more

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Just reading that on the BBC site
Fucking comical; I did watch the episode earlier in the week and was wondering how the nutters would react lol
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# in this case though it is Mohammed Al Fayed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# TITS
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# what the fuck is that? looks like she belongs in a Tolkien novel.
also, another graph compo?

I would say "good nings to the board!!", but I'm sure there is something very wrong with today. I don't know why.

A subdued "'morning everyone" will have to suffice
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# *stares back with a helpless expression*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] i look back and remember the good times
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
# This compo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# yes... because everything on this board was created in a vacuum?!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# I think I've just StumbleUponed that graph too many times
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I've found that most competition entries are rubbish... but you have to hang around for the good ones
it's like Rob said... [paraphrasing] "you throw enough mud at the wall, some of it will stick eventually"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I cut them out and I'm wearing them.....
but everything's still only 2D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# *makes 3D contact lenses*
*patents*
*sells*
*becomes smug*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# silly dogfish
3D only exists when you pay an extra £2 for the excitement of getting a headache surrounded by numpties putting their hands in front of their faces to see if the blue man is REALLY there
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# now this is what the internet was built for
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Perfect

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# yes, the old ones are the old ones
*yawn*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] You think I know fuck nothing?
I know fuck all!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
#
Aaargh - what is that quote from? - I know it but can't remember!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# That's not a Venn diagram
it's an Euler diagram
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Bueller?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast


One of my first B3ta posts
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin' :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Best of all the dot to dots!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# The girl of my dreams
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
# not sure what you've shopped
but I've seen several pics of this, erm, 'lady' I expect she's quite the local celeb up her way
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Wow
My boobs hurt just looking at that picture. Someone buy that "woman" a supporting bra!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Bra?...
I think you'd need some sort of Civil engineering project...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# definately scaffolding and possibly some pile driving
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I'm not going anywhere near her piles!....
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
# like a wet purple scrunchie
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Maybe that's Cameron's plan to cut unemployment
Half a million to determine it's gender and another half a million to invent the anti-gravity bra
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Jen, take your bra off
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# mmmmm Jen
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I've got a friend who looks like her
whcih means I can't express the same sentiment in frint of the missus.
Thankfully, she's not quite as annoyingly girly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# that would be so frustrating
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# THE SHOESe!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# You added the pigeon, right?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, archived)
# If I click for bigger will I be able to see what you photoshopped?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, archived)
# now there's a photoshop challenge
turn this woman into a covergirl
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I daren't CFB
in case my monitor explodes sending shards of hot metal and glass into my face.
But at least I won't have to look at horrible photos posted by time wasting wankers
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# is it Biffa Bacon's maw?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Are you callin' ma pint a puff?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Are youse pushin' in behind me, like?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# THOG HUNGRY
THOG SMASH
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Threadsave
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# NEEDS MORE FORCE!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# or less BPDSST
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# yes!
what?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# BPDSST - Blue Peter Double-Sided Sticky Tape
everyone knows that*

*except you
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# It's like I wasn't listening for an entire decade
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# who IS that?
I thought it was Daphne from Fraser, but those definitely NOT her chebs!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Margaret Nolan - Carry on Girls
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Really want some Carlsberg for some reason.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# before 9 am?
you heathen
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Bounder!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# ah it's Ok
it's gone 9am now - crack em open
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuw!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# THE BEERS!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# *unfears*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll be watching tonight
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:37, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Ah Kennedy
He would've been a great PM
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] its pretty colour at least
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Pfft!
:OD
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Testify, Toasty!
*returns to attic room to contemplate insta-fp's*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# next week it will be demotivational posters
were there any good compo suggestions? I can't be bothered to look
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Alt-Compo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
# I thought mine was alright
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# and yes!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# arrrrf!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] or if that's not "infographic" enough
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Clipart-tastic!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Saves me the time of trying to show my reaction to this compo.
Incidentally, I saw your work on Swedish national tv yesterday. Cameron raising Thatcher from the grave was used in a politics show.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:07, archived)
# Mmmm
That looks like a good pie!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:31, archived)
# it does
what do your reckon? rhubarb or apple and blackberry?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Rhubarb
Definitely. Although there could be a surprise cream filling judging by all the holes in it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge of all things pie-related
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Hmmm
I believe it was done, then copied a lot for the maths challenge.

just saying
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# to hard
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I've obviously been here too long
as all these challenges seem to have been done before.
Or is it Compo Redux?



Actually, before some smart arse points out, I've realsied it's not actually graphs, but everyone's going to do graphs anyway.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# the answer to all of the above is
a) yes
or
b) Fraser's maw
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:13, archived)
# I think its quite fair to say that a graph is an infographic
as are the instruction manual things we've done before and the pie charts and the and the and the
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit lurking..
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Top cockage!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:31, archived)
# harry potter and t

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:41, archived)
# harry potter and t
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Mr T's working the flowing locks look
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] second attempt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
# ^ Second Attempt?

"TOO THE BUNKER!"


EDIT: Git, you deleted your first attempt so my post does not make any sense now!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:24, archived)
# is that better?
my first attempt died... this is but a shadow of what was once great
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:01, archived)
#
TBF "TOO THE BUNKER!" doesn't make a lot of sense at the best of times.

"AS WELL THE BUNKER!"

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:43, archived)
# this is your second attempt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)
#
well my first attempt went in the wrong place and essentially failed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:27, archived)
# ah well, can't win them all
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:28, archived)
# done and dusted
this can be my first real attempt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
# If you don’t abort when you’re supposed to, we’ll tear down your house and take your cows.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:39, archived)
# my cows will die for a greater good
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:56, archived)
# This is your stage to display your brilliance.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Fraser's a cunt

so this is a regurgitated graphs image challenge
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:26, archived)
# BINGO
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:57, archived)
# : D
 
I actually like this one
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, ok! I will do one re-post. regarding Board Replies
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
# My work here is done!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:24, archived)
# okay that is pretty good, enter the first reply for the challenge
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
# Thank you and Done...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Nice one WB!
you put 110% effort into that one
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:20, archived)
# WABBIT SEASON
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:26, archived)
# FUCK SEASON
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] RP, been a while since I whipped this out.

I just decided this graph is supposed to illustrate which factors will influence your interpretation of this graph and how they relate to one another.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:12, archived)
# I don't know why,
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:18, archived)
# i don't know why you ended that sentence with a comma.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# I can think of a few reasons:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:24, archived)
# ,
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:24, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:25, archived)
# I didn't intend to end it with a comma!,
EDIT:
But the following happened:
Growth arrow means[18 backspaces]
More worthless bullshit[more backspaces]
Mild wonderment if the diagram or I was more stupid.
Backed away from question with a 'not worth it man' attitude.
Damage control totally out of expectation.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:02, archived)
# #
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
# oh yeah, here it is
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:30, archived)
# you're good at that
once I lose something, it's gone, baby.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey cool!
A compo that I can repost into!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:04, archived)
# pff.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:13, archived)
# every night the same dream
 

 
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:13, archived)
# every night the same dream
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:16, archived)
# You guise are gonna cross da beams, look out!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:18, archived)
# I believe in this context it is called "crossing swords"
 

 
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:30, archived)
# lol
I'm at work! My spam dagger doesn't even come close to parrying your massive pork sword there :-)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:32, archived)
# EN GARDE!
 
I'm just joshing, of course.
Finishing up now too - this is what happens when I come to work sober
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:33, archived)
# or maybe just too much coffee, I think I should go before I puke on the fucking keys
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:52, archived)
# also: is it gay if you don't know it's another man's hand?
and I think if you have a good old wank while thinking about sucking some thick shaft right down to the balls, that's pretty gay too.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:32, archived)
# #
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:34, archived)
# If you don't want it to be gay then just go for a dutch rudder
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:36, archived)
# sign up for facebook to connect with the dutch rudder
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:47, archived)
# what about if you're like rubbing your dick on some dude's feet while he's asleep
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:48, archived)
# I guess what I'm saying is, there's something of a grey area in sexual identification and activity here
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:54, archived)
# that made me LOL in my office
guy next to me asked what I was laughing at but I couldn't really tell him without being branded some kind of a freak.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:57, archived)
# there's something of a grey area here.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:12, archived)
# something i crapped out tonight

cropped a little from the original. I think there's five layers of ink on that. Essentially its a reduction print, where you print the block, carve some out of it, and repeat until you've printed all the layers you want. Gives me a couple ideas for non-shit prints in the future. Apologies to whoever I'm bumping below.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
# Cor
I really like that. Beautiful colours.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I agree!
Fire! Grass! Think of the implications!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# frog fucks granny
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:07, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:12, archived)
# WATE
FROG MUCH?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:18, archived)
# not nearly enough
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:21, archived)
#
"We are seeing a changing of the asshole guard"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Are you a stalker?
I mean, honestly, celery, uh?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
# I have this on a compilation cd I bought when I was 14
Good times.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:27, archived)
# would that have been
www.discogs.com/Various-Jungle-Massive-4-Presents-Jungle-Vs-The-Hardsteppers/release/23341

I taped it from a library copy lol
one of the few perks of working for the city council (which I was, at the time)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# I have one mix on "Jungle Massive 3" and another on "Downbeat in the Jungle 2"
Downbeat in the Jungle 2 has aged a lot better than Jungle Massive 3.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:34, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# I'm going to come out and say this doesn't suck.
It's got a nice attention to detail and a high production value, so kudos in that direction.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# I think the jpeg compression artefacts are a masterful stroke.
Don't you?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:01, archived)
# I like the absurdity of the horizontal axis.
The vertical values can been ordered, but the horizontal ones are equally desirable.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 6:15, archived)

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