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# b3ta memes help with flood effort
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# help has been flooding in.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# haha
there are quite a few of these ginger gentlemen in that region. Edit: it's apparently a henna dye which implies he has been on the Hajj. I feel silly now.

Also - I very often donate to DEC appeals, but I feel a nation that can afford nuclear weapons generally has enough money to sort its own problems out
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I agree
However, it's not like they can just pawn them for cash. There's no www.cashfornukes.com ... actually Iran would probably have them.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# hmmmmm
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# There's also the Kailesh people who live in the area who are naturally a bit ginger
They were rumoured to be the descendants of Alexander the great's army that ended up there but recent research suggests that they represent an even more ancient lineage of people...of course these days they're horribly inbred, with a population of about 3000
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I noticed the resemblance when making this for someone on another board
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# He's a bear of many faces

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] For all aspiring Pimpin' Pontifs....
'Casual Cardinals' and 'Funky Monks'.... A new casual range of Weekend and Formal wear has been released to coincide with the Papal visit

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ahahaha
what a badass
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiice.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Pimp my Pope?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# That's actually kinda funny.
:D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Even funnier that Mrs Obama is dressed for a funeral
while Obama himself is chuckling at death.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# He's thinking about her big ass.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I wondered what the hell was going on there.
And who wears veils these days?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# that's how protestant women are supposed to dress for audiences with the pope - the queen dresses the same.
i think catholic women wear all white.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimmy Saville??

Quick & dirty edit:

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# His usual red shoes are not far off

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Best get this out the way
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# /riots
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# *subjugates women (again)*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *subjugates*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# She's wearing jewellery, the whore.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Forgives
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:50, archived)
# *disassociates*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *straps self with bomb*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# *eats cake*

Huh?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# infidelicious
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# /burns nearest flag
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] LIVE ON TOUR
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Fucking yes!
*click*
\m/
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# This show is sick, Yo...you gotta go!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha

Is the orignal Behemoth?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I don't know...
...I googled 'satanic ritual' and found the source pic.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Ah, Dimmu Borgir

Carry on then
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# this seems to come up too:
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Phresh like sweaty gym socks.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Also works with 'difficult 2nd album'
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I wanted to use that sick Necrobios album cover...
...but it's just too fucking sick for b3ta.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# NSFB
right, I'm off to be sick now
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# You took the bait!
Payback for that goth kid.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Consider me suitably chastised.
and nauseous
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Da Pope's Fashion Where !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Whatever is hip and cool is he.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Spang Island Dead Ahead.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# He's going for the "Full Deacon Over-arm" right there
7/10.

EDIT I liked the last Pope, he made for a cracking Mr Men.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *spang*
Mind if I have a pea?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# bless his toothless little head
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Popeye was way cooler than this.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] BANG !!!
And the jobs done
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# This is good news

Since I only buy products which are tested on nuns
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Do you make a habit of it?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Priest tell me that was a joke.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Watch it, you're going to make people cross.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# You will be pleased to hear
that the new penis extender I have invented is currently going through the nun-testing phase.

Results, so far, are mixed.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Papal cuckoo clocks will be a best seller
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Quite Clearly
... the face of a man filling his nappy
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Pontifs:
Try to avoid wearing hats that are 5 times the size of your head. They look silly.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I know, the H is unnecessary, but I liked it, so there.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# H for ho.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# What an Australian puts his books on?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# No, they go up two vowels,
so it's a sholf, mete.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# No you're thinking of Saffas.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Well, I am now.
A particularly beautiful blonde one.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Steve Irwin wasn't a Saffa!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# WHY IS THIS BOARD SO RACIST TOWARS AUSTRALIANS
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# you are a
baaad man
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# No,
ewe are.

*hates self*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# There's no need to lambast him.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# This is shear madness

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hmm.
Are you over there?

*points*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I put up
SEVERAL shilves today
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# it appears to have a smiley face on its hindquarters
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# A smiley face
OF POO.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# and SOCKS on its back legs?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning
better not have been done!!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Photobucket

this compo is BRILLIANT.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# No, He's celibate or dead.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# apostrophe?

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I just resized it from google images
fucked if I'm bothering with anything else.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# So, you took an image off Google and posted it here?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# They used to sell them in Camden Market for next to nowt
I feel this justifies my actions entirely.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# fair enough

But also this ^
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Fair enough to post
But to compo?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# In some ways not really fair enough for either
in other ways, I couldn't actually give a toss!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# im not 100% sure but i dont think it'll win
;)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I'll be writing a very strongly worded letter to Rob if it does!
Down with this sort of thing
: )
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ...
Careful now.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That's the last time I'm going to the trouble of resizing then saving for web
ungrateful sods.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# '
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# thanks very much, don't mind if I do

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I am assuming that is deliberate pedant bait?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# I thought it retained some of its old school pothead charm
but yeah, fill your boots.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# kinda
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# This one's at least 20 years old
just saying, like.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Was gonna be animated..
...but couldn't be arsed - meh

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
lol
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Go go Gadget neck!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# bindun
m'fraid
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# NO!

Arse
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# the pun maybe,
but the necks haven't afaik :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# hee
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# stallone looks like plastic man from DC comics,
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ergh.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I know it's terrible but it makes the other entries seem fantastic.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I wouldn't call it terrible,
but I think "eeurgh" is a valid reaction to that body...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# >_<

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# it's unusual :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# GJM
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# zOMBIES! yAYA!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
#
he's not a zombie he's a troll
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Correction: TrolLs!! Yayaa!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# TrolL zombie
yeah!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Gallimaufry Jacquard Myrmidon
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# gastric jism malfunction?

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Better than bones.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Give* the people what they want



* sell
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I like the numberplate and bonnet.
I would like to see a mobile aquarium, only I wouldn't because it would upset all the little sea-kittens.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# David cnutting Blaine..
could take his preposterous stunt on tour in this beauty.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# sad times.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# You can also use this to drive your mermaid around town

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# That would be a bit too showy for me.
"Blingy", if you will.

Vulgar.

If I had a mermaid I'd do the decent thing.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Sushi?
Mmmm.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Twat.
Battered with chips.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Get it worked up and it'll be self battering.
Pure win.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# He killed her last week, it will be covered in something all right.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# moths and carpet fluff
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Decent? You?
Hmmmph!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hmmmph!
They all say that.

For a while.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Benedicts Marine Wonder
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# DAMAMIT!
I WANT FISH WITH MINE!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# You just want to be mean to fish.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Look what I boughted!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# it's no Stig
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# There is no stig. *
* There is a stig.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# You mean
"There probably isn't a Stig, so stop worrying and get on with watching Only Fools And Horses re-runs on Dave you monging idiot dribbly-brained coach-potatoes"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Only Zool...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Oh my goood!
Look at all this junk food!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I am actually looking forward to 3.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# For once I am very, very nervous about it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# It better not be a papal plate . . . cos if it is . . .
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# It may be Papal *
* It is papal.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Pope Posted Polished Pewter Plate?
Pretty preposterous proposition! plainly.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Pffffft.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# From Poland.
for a penny.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Paid for by paypal
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# THE STIG?
Fuck and cunt and very very sorry,
making a funny stig pic right now.


There. got away with that one!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# WHERE?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# He takes off his helmet and there's nothing there
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# The Pope is the Stig?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Pope on a stig?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Pope IN a Stig?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# THE CUNT
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Best reply ever.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I bet this was meant to be a reply to
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# correct
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# what do I win?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Your life only*.
*Terms and conditions apply.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hmmm
can I have someone else's
Second hand will do
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I kept the receipt if he doesn't want it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope John Paul Commemorative Magnifying Glass
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# While we wait for the board to clear up...please enjoy this dancing donkey:
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Morcambe's got talent
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Don't upset the donk !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# is he looking for the lost ark?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Dude's burnt !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Haha.
*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Ah...
...yes, well. Ah... Thanks.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# haha
it looks like the tank is filling up with water. Is it David Blaine in there instead of the Pope?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] You bring the body, we'll bring the blood.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Tee-Hee!!!
Feck. Arse!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe I'm taking this compo too literally
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# The Stig?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha
I liked your papal Stig quickpic
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yeah, might be a bit too subtle
I won't shout at you if you filename.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I've filnenamed and I still don't understand
and neither does poor waxdart
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I didn't even know it was supposed to be funny.
just him in a car?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# haha
your fucked up reply was better! - sorry Canazza :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# im a bit late but I totally get it. :)
its actually quite good.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] poop
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# arf.
perfect for burning heretics
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# *drinks*
*preaches*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# he
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)

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