I will not trim my bush until all the bushes have been trimmed. Word.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 6:20,
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HUFPO COMEDY PAGE, HERE I COME
(
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 6:31,
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WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:41,
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ALT COMPO: SOMEBODY STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
fairground / amusement park rides you don't even want to ride
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 4:06,
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you know, I don't get sweet corn in my shit at all.does this happen when you don't chew your food properly?
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 4:12,
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the fact it is reportedly aa fake poo doesnt make me any happier.
(
enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 4:47,
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sick of that pasty git nattering about his "poison pill" filesBRING IT, BITCH.
(
Shiksa,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:37,
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they're not too fussy about condoms there, either Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:44,
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bad words make me smile.: )
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Julian Assange"){kind=small}
MIRRORS
Thanks to freakingnews.com for this week's challenge.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 2:58,
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freaking clowns with laser eyes man Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:13,
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EVERYTHING HERE IS IN ORDER
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:18,
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This wins everythingThe internet is now closed, thank you for your participation.
( Shiksa,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:38,
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Please to note this is an Advanced Photoshop Pictures Contestso yeah, mostly face-swaps then.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:42,
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IS IT OVER? IS IT OKAY NOW?
'night!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 3:38,
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YOU CAN DO EET Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:30,
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It's an ad, but check the end...www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRH15i-1K38
I love this so much, it became a meme in our house when the ad first came out.
It turned out that evil_twin's older sister knows him slightly, and she got us his autograph... he also wrote, "YOU CAN DO IT!"
(I love this so much, it became a meme in our house when the ad first came out.
It turned out that evil_twin's older sister knows him slightly, and she got us his autograph... he also wrote, "YOU CAN DO IT!"
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:37,
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ALSO:I'm finding the YouTube thumbs-down summary comments very funny at the moment.
This one says, "11 people cant do it".
(This one says, "11 people cant do it".
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:40,
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ahhahhahhahclose, but a slightly different inflection:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 2:12,
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We welcome this important contribution.But egad, that's a remarkable beard of bees.
Unless it's merely a jumpsuit of Sugar Puffs.
(Unless it's merely a jumpsuit of Sugar Puffs.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:34,
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Yes indeed.And probably quite cosy.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:43,
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Breakfast in your house must be interesting. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:38,
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It's very, very painful.But character-building.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:41,
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Can I leave this here?Might require some knowledge of ancient TV.
(
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:48,
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That's her . . . I just knew it !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:52,
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Yeah, but she's had thirty years to make her getaway. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:53,
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With all that loot ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:59,
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the biggest gunshot story of 1980until 30 years ago today :(
( Shiksa,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:31,
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Haaaaaaa . . . at least it's not my "secret" garden ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:51,
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It helps with my eye to eye coordination . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:42,
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Steady.........steady.....steady...................................SHOOT! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:45,
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BLAMO . . . right in the ---------------> O Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:50,
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Asssange deleted scene in the latest Harry potter movie fuels further sex allegations..
Edit: I'll let you guys insert an appropriate 'lovegood' pun here.
His shoes were untied ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:19,
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Pop goes the weasel ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:55,
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it's only been a few hoursand i'm already so bored of this cunt that i want to tear his face off with a shit-smeared marmoset.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:47,
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Now there's and idea . . . a marmoset you say . . . hummmmm . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:48,
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yes, a marmoset Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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and yes, shit-smeared Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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...and b3ta will stop this attempt at being 'trendy'?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:58,
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I miss the days of dogs on rollerblades, kittens driving sports cars, and birds playing guitar.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:05,
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more to the point, DOING EXACTLY WHAT FREAKINGNEWS DID LAST WEEK(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 2:16,
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:50,
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Wow.You'd have to press pretty fucking hard...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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trust me, i would Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:01,
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YES. See you guys in a week's time*quickly flounces out of earshot of the "don't be in too much of a hurry to come back you miserable cunt" etc*
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:01,
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i think i'll join youg'night all!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:02,
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I don't get itIsn't he revealing the nasty crap governments are doing behind our backs? What's wrong with that?
(
Ysol ab abl blap,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:03,
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Well said . . . the truth is the truth ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:21,
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did I not credit him for being a genius?That's not to say that he is also Evil!
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:13,
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they should sell cardboard cutouts of him that are slightly out of focusput them everywhere where security is an issue and people will quickly remember to hide those secrets :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:41,
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I like #2because it has the credit card girl in it and she looks just like Millie!
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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*orders tap shoes*you forgot massive prick and self-righteous wanker
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:39,
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there's still a bit of space at the bottom*hands chisel*
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:42,
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*chisels cdc onto tombstone* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:44,
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not only, but also"egotistical wankstain who does more harm than good"
( Shiksa,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:43,
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Thisdeserves a FP
*clickity*
(*clickity*
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:46,
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Once a brat . . . always a brat ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:47,
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b3ta's vaguely anarchistic journo community comes out in favour of Assange, twat or not.That's one brave fucker.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:51,
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I like thisbecause I reckon it's true. But I still have respect for the chap
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 2:03,
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HahahaAce! And so true...
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:43,
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I don't think he's a cunt at all.But I'm starting to wonder if you might be...
Think I'll head for the pub.
(Think I'll head for the pub.
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:28,
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![[click for 1.1Mb]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/imagesuser/bluestones_bg.gif){kind=link}
my face!
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:25,
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i like this, whatever it is. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:28,
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don't worry, i won't Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:30,
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Or does the light source move?Hmm ... *strokes chin*
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:33,
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Stop this mind piss, stop it now.Hmm... *strokes the wife's chin*
( Frogbeat,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:37,
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The phrase"stroking the wife's chin" sounds utterly sordid to me.
Perhaps it's merely an innocent caress of one's beloved life partner's lower jaw area, but it seems to suggest some kind of clandestine, grubby activity beyond the reach of my feeble imagination.
I wonder which it is.
(Perhaps it's merely an innocent caress of one's beloved life partner's lower jaw area, but it seems to suggest some kind of clandestine, grubby activity beyond the reach of my feeble imagination.
I wonder which it is.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:47,
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heheh.That made me give my specs a wipe. And I already knew my eyes are borked.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:32,
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*resists obvious joke* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:35,
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I made a reference to your post, y'silly sausage.It's kind of a compliment.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:39,
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*painfully nurses reluctant semi into depositing a tiny bead of watery, apologetic jism onto a stale generic digestive*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:56,
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