Hahaha...*breath* aahhahahaa!
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:34,
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I Fank UI figured the goatse option must already have gone, shirley!?
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..wil,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:50,
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Surprisingly no.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:52,
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I think like you most ppl have assumed it musta bindun maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:59,
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haha tsk tsk she didn't even put the lid down maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:34,
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yeah defo hull.there was a time, a long time ago, when this was about the only image frowned upon on b3ta. not shure how it works now though, more of a linker than a boarder.
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Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:33,
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yeh lol sorryfirst thing that popped in my mind when i saw that little kid even tough i hate it myself
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:35,
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*frowns*There's several others which are definitely off-limits too.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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It's a shocking image but I really think it's shocking for the context of the imagerather than the nude child - when I did my GCSE in Photography I used this image along with several others to debate the Objectivity/Subjectivity of Photography - that the camera never lies.
I got an +A for that essay which I am proud of.
(I got an +A for that essay which I am proud of.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Royal Wedding"){kind=small}
can someone lend me $5.80?(
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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$5.80 shurely?nicely though. HRHot Action
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:17,
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well spotted that manedit
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:18,
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ninja'dwhy do you need $3.40 to look at billy's arse though?
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:19,
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it's to post something I sold on ebay. Urgently!
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:21,
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spooky
slick as ever huh? Compo'd. Maybe I shudda put crowns on them..
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:14,
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hahaall the girls say he's pretty fly for a white guy haha haha
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:16,
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hahahahasharp! like Harp (god showing my age there)
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:17,
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whoa-ho-ho-hoa there, mind the seams I almost got a papercut on my eye looking at this :D
EDIT: on second thought, you get a job at The Daily Mail
(EDIT: on second thought, you get a job at The Daily Mail
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:46,
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haha this sums up 99% of Photoshopped images on b3ta*may not be true
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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i think it probably was a wrong time to post thisall that royal aftermath. i was hoping we could move on.
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:06,
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very niceenjoying your deviant art gallery too
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:25,
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haha why thank youbut watch out. there is stuff on it i didn't spam b3ta with yet so you are spoiling yourself ;) shame you need an account for some of my stuff because its "mature content" ppft
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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haha...subtle 'shops are definitely the most sneaky.
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enceladus,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:55,
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Say hello to my silly hat!
Edit: retracted link as it seem there is considerable doubt about who made the kate-wills blow-job picture
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:48,
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lol...This just never gets old.
( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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Well with that hat she's even given you an extra hole to aim for. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:58,
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im looking forward to people1. add the goatse hands
2. insert her into the "ring" of her hat and make it zoom in so it loops all over
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:59,
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2. insert her into the "ring" of her hat and make it zoom in so it loops all over
That and have the girl from The Ring crawl out of her hat maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:01,
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hahaha shitthats a good one didnt think of it yet. someone do it NOW!
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:06,
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good christ mani can only just about cut a piece out of one pic and paste it into another. now you want animation? seams unlikely from me ;)
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:19,
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Scrotum Roping is a real skill it can look great if done well or it can look shit if done badlythis was kind of rushed but seemed to work
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:22,
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Was it actually determinedif gaylord stinchcomb actually made that pic or found it? It was on reddit before here.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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I'm not sure now that you mentioned it
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:07,
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nicely.which one is she? eugenie or beatrice?
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:16,
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beatrice according to googlebut I really wouldn't know
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:19,
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Not much had to be done to this really...
Long time lurker... first time poster...
DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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haha the green skin is perfectis it me or even without that stupid hat she look kinda of weird like she's spent the night on meths and absinthe?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:25,
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BingoThat is what has been puzzling me! Woo
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:40,
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The magic mirror managed to infiltrate the fairytale wedding after all...(
Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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now you mention it...I hadn't realised the influence of Snow White on Battle of the Planets before, but it's obvious now you've pointed it out.
( Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:26,
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why do you guys keep photoshoping this poor girl's eyes into looking like an amphetamine-induced gaze PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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I PREDICT SOMETHING HORRIBLY SEXY HAPPENING TO HER
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:58,
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ALSO: WHY AM I SHOUTING? YOU AREN'T DEAF, ARE YOU? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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OKAY. JUST LET ME KNOW IF IT GETS TOO LOUD mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:02,
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It was mediocre's sexy whisper that did it for you wasn't it?It was for me.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:38,
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Oooooooh.. *quivers*that hit the spot haha
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:44,
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that extra large prostate cumming in useful huh?or has mr cre just got large thumbs?
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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well I've never complained maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:07,
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. Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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haha epiccan someone link me to some video footage of the kid doing that?
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:55,
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she's being assaulted by a randy oil slickbloody BP!!!
ps clicks
(ps clicks
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:04,
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Some cheeky scamp has taken a permanent marker to her nips!:)
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:05,
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They look like Jeremy the Annoying Horse's eyes
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:09,
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Yay you have skillz, Simon
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:09,
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hahaha"maidenart.co.uk is being constructed" - do you have one of those "under construction" gifs on it, as seen back in the day? *checks site* - NO! good god, i is disappoint.
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:24,
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actually if you look at the recent work section the 3 placeholder images are Under Construction .pngit's under construction as I need to refresh my memory on how to code a php image gallery to work with css and for it to look better than some "cookbook" php image gallery. So waiting for inspiration and in the meantime reading some books and searching for good tutorials.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:26,
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lolyes, i see they are construction workmen. I EXPECTED A SIGN!! *quavering voice* damn you maiden, damn you...
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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But only real web designers use those and repeating animated background tilesalong with looping music that you can't turn off I can't even hope to reach that standard I'm only an amateur give me a break!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:14,
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Racist mouse eats black cheeseI was thinking of doing some stop motion again what camera did you use?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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So...What is the square root of Black Cheese's face?
EDIT: Great animation by the way :)
(EDIT: Great animation by the way :)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:41,
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Horrible cheese accident. This morning I am mostly listening to this-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90fzXpd3Zg
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90fzXpd3Zg
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:54,
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ooh Sophos has blocked that for me"Mal/IFrame-F found at this location"
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:52,
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LovelyI want to do some photography and do some HDR treatment to it - so how many bracketed exposures do you take, and what exposure gap? ie 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 1 stop each?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:53,
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thankayous :)cool - in the urbex environment I always shoot 6 exposures = -3 to +2 with a 1-stop gap (because of the bright windows/dark corners kind of thing), but in many situations 3 is just diddly fine (-2/0/+2)
this one was 6 exp but 3 probably would have done as there aren't any particularly bright areas :)
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:00,
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this one was 6 exp but 3 probably would have done as there aren't any particularly bright areas :)
Thank youso the more extreme the exposure range the more shots you take with a smaller exposure gap but in general 3 shots 2 stops aparts?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:16,
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yea alot of the really good stuff people do is done with 3 exposures (if they're telling the truth)I think camera quality plays a part in it but essentially the more extreme the difference in light, the lower down you'll need to go with the under-exposures to avoid blown-out highlights in windows etc.
the exposures do need to be equal distances apart or it spazzes out - ideally I would shoot -4/-2/-0/+2/+4 (and probably not use the +4) but my camera ain't all that :(
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:23,
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the exposures do need to be equal distances apart or it spazzes out - ideally I would shoot -4/-2/-0/+2/+4 (and probably not use the +4) but my camera ain't all that :(
I have a Nikon D70, various lens ranging from a 105mm Macroto various zooms I also have a nice 50mm Prime. It has a very good range of exposures and I normal use 200 ISO which for some reason is slowest ISO most Nikons will shoot (except the newer expensive ones) various filters including Neutral Density and Grads. It's only a 6 megapixel DSLR (defunct now in the Nikon range) but the quality is still far better than a compact can shoot.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:38,
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yep, that should do the jobcheck out the auto-bracketing feature and see what it can do (Nikon have always been a bit better with this than Canon - I have a Canon 400D, it came with a free dinosaur)
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:40,
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Yeah I can select anything from 1/3 of a stop upwards in 1/3 incrementsand can auto bracket for up to 3 shots
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:53,
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Quick and shit for teh compo
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:39,
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haha but even a face hugger would run in the opposite direction, shirely?top notch *click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:52,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:56,
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arf!A day spent afterwards gestating a top hat.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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teh more i see this hatthe more i think about a squiggly character on a program like vision on
or it could be that i have spent the last 2 days in a right royal wankatohon and am now suffering from dehydration and over developed fore arms
(or it could be that i have spent the last 2 days in a right royal wankatohon and am now suffering from dehydration and over developed fore arms
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:42,
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My initials, like HRH, but well.. not like them really but you get my drift...
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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This was bindun last night but not animated. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:53,
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This is marvellous. Really Marvellous.And a very hearty *click*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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Danke.Those daft old German racists! And Hitler as well of course.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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That's horribly reminiscentOf a very awkward conversation I once had with a biology grad I had improper intentions toward :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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*pours another brandy*Tell me more...
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:13,
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alsowhy did the guy have to wear a black dress in 45 or is it flipped horizontally because brits drive on the wrong side of the street?
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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I don't think Hitler wore a dress :)Only flipped for aesthetic purposes.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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you never know. he only had one ballso that dress was more comfy to him
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Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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hahah ok ok. It didnt look right without the 'stash though
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:45,
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1945? Prince Harry is not that old :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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tis, i believe, a reference to edward viii and wallace simpson being, at times, guests of disagreeable 1940s european political leaders/movements.
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Thu 5 May 2011, 12:57,
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How the hell do you do this????? Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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It's only software!!!Just takes a while for the 'puter to chew on it... after some dicking around to get what you're looking for.
Mandelbulber - sites.google.com/site/mandelbulber/home
(Mandelbulber - sites.google.com/site/mandelbulber/home
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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Lordy!That's my new toy. Ta very much
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Happy to help!Mind out, though - it's a potential time sink... ;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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it has multiporcessor support -- yay! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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Best to keep a timer going once you start tinkering...very, very dangerous ;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:18,
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Balls!and some railings of some sort.
Lovely as per
(Lovely as per
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Mr Cre!How goes the world with you, my fine fellow?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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Hello!Koninginnedag has been noisy and crowded. I ended up making 7 liters of pasta salad (four different kinds) to take to tomorrow's picknick with my family. We're going on a velosolex tour.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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Fabulous!I hoped to make it over to my cousin's place in Voorburg, but alas - it wasn't to be :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:19,
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MehNext year, I hope to be living in The Hague. When you're over in Voorburg, it's only a short way over to my place then ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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Some kind of steampunk ringworld?Gorgeous!
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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Shoop de woop
My mate if he was Kryten, hour well spent at work last week.
schizophrenic_sheep,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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Eeep!this is disturbing...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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Clansoul? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:29,
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an old /board member :)just reminded me of him
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:43,
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The member's faceis a guy called "The Secret 7000"
( schizophrenic_sheep,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:49,
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