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[challenge entry] community service
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhhhh!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha...
*breath* aahhahahaa!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I Fank U
I figured the goatse option must already have gone, shirley!?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Surprisingly no.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Really!?
Have we all just tired of sourcing that!?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I think like you most ppl have assumed it musta bindun
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# haha tsk tsk she didn't even put the lid down
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Bwahaha!
genius!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# next stop - hull


i feel bad about this myself
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# yeah defo hull.
there was a time, a long time ago, when this was about the only image frowned upon on b3ta. not shure how it works now though, more of a linker than a boarder.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# yeh lol sorry
first thing that popped in my mind when i saw that little kid even tough i hate it myself
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# *frowns*
There's several others which are definitely off-limits too.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# It's a shocking image but I really think it's shocking for the context of the image
rather than the nude child - when I did my GCSE in Photography I used this image along with several others to debate the Objectivity/Subjectivity of Photography - that the camera never lies.

I got an +A for that essay which I am proud of.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# click
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] can someone lend me $5.80?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# $5.80 shurely?
nicely though. HRHot Action
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)
# well spotted that man
edit
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# ninja'd
why do you need $3.40 to look at billy's arse though?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# it's to post
something I sold on ebay. Urgently!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] spooky


slick as ever huh? Compo'd. Maybe I shudda put crowns on them..
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
# haha
all the girls say he's pretty fly for a white guy haha haha
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha
sharp! like Harp (god showing my age there)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Typical greek.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# The old letch
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# whoa-ho-ho-hoa there, mind the seams
I almost got a papercut on my eye looking at this :D

EDIT: on second thought, you get a job at The Daily Mail
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Any better?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hello b3ta ive made a comic
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# haha this sums up 99% of Photoshopped images on b3ta
*may not be true
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# i think it probably was a wrong time to post this
all that royal aftermath. i was hoping we could move on.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
# very nice
enjoying your deviant art gallery too
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# haha why thank you
but watch out. there is stuff on it i didn't spam b3ta with yet so you are spoiling yourself ;) shame you need an account for some of my stuff because its "mature content" ppft
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# haha...
subtle 'shops are definitely the most sneaky.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my silly hat!


Edit: retracted link as it seem there is considerable doubt about who made the kate-wills blow-job picture
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)
# lol...
This just never gets old.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# i'd still hit that
epic eyeliner- whore like. i dig
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Well with that hat she's even given you an extra hole to aim for.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# im looking forward to people
1. add the goatse hands

2. insert her into the "ring" of her hat and make it zoom in so it loops all over
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)
# That and have the girl from The Ring crawl out of her hat
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha shit
thats a good one didnt think of it yet. someone do it NOW!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
# good christ man
i can only just about cut a piece out of one pic and paste it into another. now you want animation? seams unlikely from me ;)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# woo
Such skillz.

Wish I could do that
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Scrotum Roping is a real skill it can look great if done well or it can look shit if done badly
this was kind of rushed but seemed to work
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Was it actually determined
if gaylord stinchcomb actually made that pic or found it? It was on reddit before here.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I'm not sure now that you mentioned it
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)
# nicely.
which one is she? eugenie or beatrice?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Both.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# beatrice according to google
but I really wouldn't know
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Not much had to be done to this really...


Long time lurker... first time poster...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
# haha the green skin is perfect
is it me or even without that stupid hat she look kinda of weird like she's spent the night on meths and absinthe?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Icke is Right!
also what maiden said.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)
# she's wearing it wrong.
it needs to be about 6 inches lower
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Bingo
That is what has been puzzling me! Woo
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:51, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A gift? For me? Than....
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The magic mirror managed to infiltrate the fairytale wedding after all...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Zoltar!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)
# now you mention it...
I hadn't realised the influence of Snow White on Battle of the Planets before, but it's obvious now you've pointed it out.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
# why do you guys keep photoshoping this poor girl's eyes into looking like an amphetamine-induced gaze
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit William home early
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha
YES! *winks back*
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
#
:O)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# evening, i finished a painting


:D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# I PREDICT SOMETHING HORRIBLY SEXY HAPPENING TO HER
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# ALSO: WHY AM I SHOUTING? YOU AREN'T DEAF, ARE YOU?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe!
:)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# OKAY. JUST LET ME KNOW IF IT GETS TOO LOUD
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# be quiet
i am trying to wank
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# SORRY!!
:)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)
# not you
the other guy!! ;)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
#




better?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YES
*spluffs*
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# It was mediocre's sexy whisper that did it for you wasn't it?
It was for me.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# *thumbs up*
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Oooooooh.. *quivers*
that hit the spot haha
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:44, archived)
# that extra large prostate cumming in useful huh?
or has mr cre just got large thumbs?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)
# well I've never complained
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:07, archived)
# .
complained been milked so heavily in my life
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D threadjack gotta run WHo's on!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
# i like the new meme
:)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# :D
Dr WHo ?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perfect
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)
# =D
Brilliant!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# haha epic
can someone link me to some video footage of the kid doing that?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I have no idea why that is not on fp
Perfect use
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# she's being assaulted by a randy oil slick
bloody BP!!!

ps clicks
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# hehehe
ta! :D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Some cheeky scamp has taken a permanent marker to her nips!
:)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
and her mid rift :D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# They look like Jeremy the Annoying Horse's eyes
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Yay you have skillz, Simon
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha
you haz teh skillz becca :D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
"maidenart.co.uk is being constructed" - do you have one of those "under construction" gifs on it, as seen back in the day? *checks site* - NO! good god, i is disappoint.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# actually if you look at the recent work section the 3 placeholder images are Under Construction .png
it's under construction as I need to refresh my memory on how to code a php image gallery to work with css and for it to look better than some "cookbook" php image gallery. So waiting for inspiration and in the meantime reading some books and searching for good tutorials.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)
# lol
yes, i see they are construction workmen. I EXPECTED A SIGN!! *quavering voice* damn you maiden, damn you...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)
# But only real web designers use those and repeating animated background tiles
along with looping music that you can't turn off I can't even hope to reach that standard I'm only an amateur give me a break!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaha
compo the above message!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Nice tits:D
Woo
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# why thank you
:)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# woo painting jesse, Woof !
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# You have to be careful these days when you're a cheese...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Racist mouse eats black cheese
I was thinking of doing some stop motion again what camera did you use?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
# So...
What is the square root of Black Cheese's face?
EDIT: Great animation by the way :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Horrible cheese accident.
This morning I am mostly listening to this-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90fzXpd3Zg
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
click
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# ooh Sophos has blocked that for me
"Mal/IFrame-F found at this location"
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)
# some symmetrical abandoned pool action
Deep end
click for massiver
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# chars dood :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Lovely
I want to do some photography and do some HDR treatment to it - so how many bracketed exposures do you take, and what exposure gap? ie 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 1 stop each?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# thankayous :)
cool - in the urbex environment I always shoot 6 exposures = -3 to +2 with a 1-stop gap (because of the bright windows/dark corners kind of thing), but in many situations 3 is just diddly fine (-2/0/+2)

this one was 6 exp but 3 probably would have done as there aren't any particularly bright areas :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Thank you
so the more extreme the exposure range the more shots you take with a smaller exposure gap but in general 3 shots 2 stops aparts?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# yea alot of the really good stuff people do is done with 3 exposures (if they're telling the truth)
I think camera quality plays a part in it but essentially the more extreme the difference in light, the lower down you'll need to go with the under-exposures to avoid blown-out highlights in windows etc.

the exposures do need to be equal distances apart or it spazzes out - ideally I would shoot -4/-2/-0/+2/+4 (and probably not use the +4) but my camera ain't all that :(
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
# I have a Nikon D70, various lens ranging from a 105mm Macro
to various zooms I also have a nice 50mm Prime. It has a very good range of exposures and I normal use 200 ISO which for some reason is slowest ISO most Nikons will shoot (except the newer expensive ones) various filters including Neutral Density and Grads. It's only a 6 megapixel DSLR (defunct now in the Nikon range) but the quality is still far better than a compact can shoot.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# yep, that should do the job
check out the auto-bracketing feature and see what it can do (Nikon have always been a bit better with this than Canon - I have a Canon 400D, it came with a free dinosaur)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Yeah I can select anything from 1/3 of a stop upwards in 1/3 increments
and can auto bracket for up to 3 shots
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# cheers bwoy :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit for teh compo
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

well i liked it...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# ta
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful with that hat, Eugenie
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# haha but even a face hugger would run in the opposite direction, shirely?
top notch *click*
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# bwahahahahahah

poifect :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# arf!
A day spent afterwards gestating a top hat.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# teh more i see this hat
the more i think about a squiggly character on a program like vision on

or it could be that i have spent the last 2 days in a right royal wankatohon and am now suffering from dehydration and over developed fore arms
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Done?
Willie certainly has

(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# AVP?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
#
My initials, like HRH, but well.. not like them really but you get my drift...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Who(m)ever wins...
...we lose
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# This was bindun last night but not animated.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# see popular page for details
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# This is marvellous. Really Marvellous.
And a very hearty *click*
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Danke.
Those daft old German racists! And Hitler as well of course.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# That's horribly reminiscent
Of a very awkward conversation I once had with a biology grad I had improper intentions toward :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# *pours another brandy*
Tell me more...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# oh
thats also what its gonna look like when harry gets married
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# also
why did the guy have to wear a black dress in 45 or is it flipped horizontally because brits drive on the wrong side of the street?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I don't think Hitler wore a dress :)
Only flipped for aesthetic purposes.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# you never know. he only had one ball
so that dress was more comfy to him
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# moustache is clothes
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hahah ok ok.
It didnt look right without the 'stash though
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# It's great... :)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# 1945? Prince Harry is not that old :D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
#
tis, i believe, a reference to edward viii and wallace simpson being, at times, guests of disagreeable 1940s european political leaders/movements.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Hula
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# How the hell do you do this?????
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# It's only software!!!
Just takes a while for the 'puter to chew on it... after some dicking around to get what you're looking for.

Mandelbulber - sites.google.com/site/mandelbulber/home
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Lordy!
That's my new toy. Ta very much
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Happy to help!
Mind out, though - it's a potential time sink... ;-)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# it has multiporcessor support -- yay!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Best to keep a timer going once you start tinkering...
very, very dangerous ;-)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Balls!
and some railings of some sort.

Lovely as per
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Mr Cre!
How goes the world with you, my fine fellow?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hello!
Koninginnedag has been noisy and crowded. I ended up making 7 liters of pasta salad (four different kinds) to take to tomorrow's picknick with my family. We're going on a velosolex tour.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Fabulous!
I hoped to make it over to my cousin's place in Voorburg, but alas - it wasn't to be :(
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Meh
Next year, I hope to be living in The Hague. When you're over in Voorburg, it's only a short way over to my place then ;)
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Beautiful.
I love the massive!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Some kind of steampunk ringworld?
Gorgeous!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Shoop de woop
Kryten

My mate if he was Kryten, hour well spent at work last week.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Eeep!
this is disturbing...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Schizophrenic Loop
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# it just
keeps on going
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Clansoul?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# clansoul?
who/what/where is that?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# an old /board member :)
just reminded me of him
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# The member's face
is a guy called "The Secret 7000"
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

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