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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Arf!
a pound of them venison steaks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ready? One... two... three... smile! *click*
(mr_cabbages, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shopped?


Then how come the half-a-shark brought down a real helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:34, archived)
# That's my mate Grahame's house
He never did explain why he was replacing the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:45, archived)
# that's the shark house
in headington.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Sat 7 May 2011, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hand drawn.


Click for bigger (118 kb)
It's actually copied from one of my old physics jotters, hence the date is recent; the original drawing is older.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Search has had it.
FORBIDDEN
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# How come it's forbidden?
Is it the size of the file, the content, please fill me in if you have any ideas. Bear in mind that I am not great with programming-code and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Reduxes for me.
You haven't put the image filename in.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
I see now. It makes sense. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:24, archived)
#
...but it still needs to be converted to a binary format before posting :P

EDIT: Yay! ,,, you fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:12, archived)
# no
b3ta.com/board/10413477
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Here's the original.


Click for bigger (236 kb)
Remember kids, if you forget how to derive the equation for escape velocity, think of the eagle!
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] And now his main rival has been eliminated.....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# what the fuck?
(ityal, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# i got your WTF right here. This is not shopped, I don't think.
www.okcupid.com/profile/jjb11/pictures
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Asshole
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
#
and poop it
(ityal, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
# By the look on his face, the dog should be worried...
Time to go, g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 1:07, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# YODA! WHAT HAPPENED!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# ZUUUUUUUUUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Americans of B3ta..Mother's day May 8 (8th May for Uk readers)..
Have a very sweet DIY emergency Mummy day card courtesy of me:

Large Cutout and Keep Card Here

My Blogosphere



(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:42, archived)
# damn!
oi've ruined me screen with the scissors :( Thanks for the warning!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Adult supervision at all times...at all times!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Should have peeled it off first.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Well it was the 3rd of April this year in the UK.
We do it on the fourth Sunday of Lent rather than the same day every year. Just to be awkward.

I like the card though. I wouldn't give it to my mother, but I like it.
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# To be honest...
I think you have to be a bit mental if you even think about giving this to your Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:54, archived)
# I'd give it to his mum
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] new osama compound footage released
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:31, archived)
# nice!
and now, i need sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:41, archived)
#
Good night Smash
Here in Québec.ca the night is young
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:45, archived)
#
7:45 pm
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:46, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Happy b3ta-day Smashy!
* You little lump of loveliness!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 5:38, archived)
# Is this a mystery that will have several parts? I'm intrigued. Nice job!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# uneven tan, the curse of cave-dwelling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# BOITHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Happy candle icon!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Happy candles day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Oh man, this reminds me
There used to be a mechanized billboard with this picture. The dog was pulling at the trunks, and the butt would go from covered to exposed, over and over as you drove down the highway.

Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Fake. Osama had a much hairier ass.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(Testicles just for you, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
# ahahaha
AHAHAHAHhhaaha
(ityal, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(petrol, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# myra lansbury!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Happy candl3 Smash
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:12, archived)
# ta!
4 years, i need to get a life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hmm...

something of something...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Huh, newcomers
/wasted life
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Spooky
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha top shoppery :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(petrol, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# KILL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Great job!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# to the cat cave!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# when it goes red
it makes me think of cube, which is a pretty decent film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# woocandle!
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# yay!
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING DRAGONS???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i'm sorry, i have no dragons
i could steal some from the internets...?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# yes you could
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# here ya go! :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:33, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:39, archived)
# CANDLES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# just
checked to see when mine is, and I missed it by three weeks, bah :D

nine years ...
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# man, that's some commitment
i've only managed one relationship that lasted that long!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Nice!! I have four cats and their a bunch of moody little bastards. Love em though.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# more than 2 cats means you're insane
those are the rules, don't blame me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# You are quite correct but I have a kind/dumb heart.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# cats freak me out
i don't do pets, i'm too forgetful and it's cruel to not remember to feed the
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I don't do pets, at least not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# i had a pet tarantula
i may get another one, they're easy to look after
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# I had one of those. You had to feed it crickets, which I was more fond of then the spider. Gruesome.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# they sound great when you're going to sleep
but tarantulas are great for freaking out spider-phobic arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Cruel but true.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Furry looking spiders sound better than the regular sorts,
Are they furry to touch or just bristly?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:36, archived)
# :D
I have two cats, but they weigh like four.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# lol indeed!
fattie and holly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Liucky, Boo, Gizmo and Princess. I fear I'm about to be called mean gay.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Yup, retrained a semi feral cat, neutered it
now all the bastard does is eat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Sleep and eat! If only I was a cat. No neutering though, wouldn't care for that.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# almost the same story with our holly.
the other cat (fattie) just spend too much time at my mother in law's flat. When we got our cat back from her, paula became fattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Cats eating can be traumatic, I'm looking after a friends cats too and
awoke a couple of days ago to the sound of a dainty, sweet little black kitty, crunching its' way through a young rabbits' head.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# At his age he better be careful he doesn't have a heart attack!
(Testicles just for you, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# He probably keeps it in a shoe box, under his matress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# easy now
he's a top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Never met him, but I've got no time for rich tax-dodgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i have met him
he takes the piss out of himself for the tax thing and, when booked to do a 2-hour stint, will often stay on stage for about 4 hours, for no extra money. he's very polite, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Community Service.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# At the court case he famously said...
"Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants"
:)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
# fuck it, i still like him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAALLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
DRAGONS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
HMRC? has many royalty checks
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# pfft
and on that note: *follows enzyme to bed...*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Oh come on now
that's just fucking cheating, sneaking around the back and rejoining the line.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I was trying to answer maiden's question
and concurring with the second paragraph.

Jeez
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# We need more telepathic conversations like this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
#








And on that note, I'm off to bed.
Night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Me too, but how did I get into your house?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:56, archived)
# the catflap, i'd imagine
it's how i usually get in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10413726
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# did you get much work done today?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Not as much as I wanted
But I think I'm pretty well set up for tomorrow. I think I know where I've been going wrong, so will try a slightly different approach. Ta!

How was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# good. spent the morning pissing about on here, went for a quick coffee with a mate
went to work and back to teh board. god if my phone is spying on my movements it will be a very boring list of co-ords.

So where have you been going wrong? not that i can advise you much

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Oh...
But fat people aren't funny!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# i disagree
people laughed at me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Fair point,
but you got to do something about it.

I'm fully up for a joke, but some people seem to get preferential treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Are you serious?
It's possible you've gotten me confused with someone else I think, I never said anything about fat people being funny or not funny, not as far as I remember anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Not usually
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i developed a mighty fine left hook, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Woo!
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Andy's mate, Stiffy Backwards, merits more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Big love for Stiffy.
Ooh, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# don't deny it, we all knew anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I'd make an excellent gay.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBUxULN2TNI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ooo, glad i can't get youtube
i fucking HATE jack black.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Also
I just noticed, Andy himself has some kind of bizarre bum stiffy, and some impressive back-view pocket plums.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Whatever, (or wherever), the presentation of their varying genitals may be, I like this series.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# thanks
i've just nearly choked on a chunk of jalapeno
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i really shouldn't eat so many chillies
but they're so nice with a green salad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I'm just soaking 10 hot red chillies
prior to making some hardcore pasta sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# ooo, nice!
3 fruit shops and a supermarket i went to yesterday, not one of them had fresh chillies. those that had pickled chillies have never heard of scotch bonnets or birds eye chillies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 0:11, archived)
# pocket plums!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# he is deAD?
(ityal, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# LOL WUT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# now post something you haven't stolen from the interwebs
*edit*
with added fuck off troll after looking down the board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# i proposed to my girlfriend today
and she said YES.... get in!!! I lit candles, bought champagne, bought flowers and got down on one knee etc etc :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# congratulations
when's the wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# wow nice and classy
congratz
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Well done you.
I got down on both knees, because I am a cripple and it was too hard to balance on one knee, what with holding the toddler and all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# proposed, got down on one knee, she says yes... You head for the bedroom...
...and fire up B3TA on the laptop?????
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# he wanted to show her goatse
for reference purposes...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha
nope
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Gratz, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# grat-wooyay-tions!
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Woo!



Edit: And Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# congrats
she-males make excellent lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Congratulations. :)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# how so your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# how your cunt and gays?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Dude/Ma'am - this board is for posting pictures that YOU have either made or manipulated.
Posting other people's images is not really fair to them, or us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# no no
this place is for people who make their own stuff
pls read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# because it's trollalicious
b3ta.com/board/10413471
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# have funny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# well that whole av fiasco is sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Satan's minion on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# this seems very fitting right now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Slytherin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# but it is isn't it Nick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Awaiting his Master's bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I like how this has gone the way of the coalition
ends up with all the negativity aimed at Nick

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Politics is the best excuse for drinking in Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# and after a night drinking it always end in pololotics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Life on a tiny island does that to a race.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# racing on a tiny island is crap
unless it's yoshi island
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# The Isle of Mann TT Race begs to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# bloody motorcyclists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# i'm totally getting 3 6's tattooed on my right arsecheek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# why 36 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# three sixes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# 18?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# With a bullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# not any more
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# why right
also: pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# because i've already got a tattoo on the left buttock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i am so fucking angry right now
the tories out-manouvered the lib dems politically over this shit. Even more Neo-Lib Britain ahoy! fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# So what you're saying is
the Lib Dems were naive and stupid? Or the Tories are actually quite smart?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# politically it would appear the tories are smarter
but then, otoh, it is all a fucking game to bring in corporatist neo-lib fuckery
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# wake up people we are sleep walking into an orwellian nightmare
Sadly this is half true
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# sadly this is pretty much totally true
wake up sheeple? hahaha far too late for that huh? not so fucking funny now really, as the corps. take over.

It is indistinguishable: my mate signs on and he said Crapita now run the housing benefit dept. so, same people, same room, same equipment, same building, but they work for crapita. and it will go on and on, till council tax shoots up cos all the companies want to skim off some profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# sums it up nicely
a click
and a WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Cameron is wearing this right now infront of the mirror and snorting at Samantha


LP in Links, I thank you for finding that image :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# he's got quite a decent body
for an utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Shame about the head
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# hes got teh horn
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# he isn't the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# 2 reasons really
1, you always feel horny
2, I always feel horny
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# these are both valid reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
Ityal relaxes at home... NSFW (teh full set, also props to LP)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# have funny
edit: turn it up
b3ta.com/board/10413588
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# i have this on vinyl
(well the remix anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# i have/had* the original
if it's not in the loft, it's in my brother's loft
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# The lovely Samantha might well be in Tasmania by now
perhaps the South Pole
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Cameron = Brony?
No wonder he wasn't in favour of the hunting ban...


*Click
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I think you mean Sam the burly builder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:43, archived)

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