b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39755 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] FUCK
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:33, archived)
# I don't dare give it a name ;p
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 4:26, archived)
# This is just a load of fuck!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 5:19, archived)
# Haha! Nice :)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# rissing here o_O
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:33, archived)
# no worries :)
I'm brain dead tonight and am just slapping shit together at random.
The subject above is just my mindset
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)
# you're not going all emo on us?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:38, archived)
# i'm too apathetic for that
but I think I'll sack out and feel better tomorrow
G'nite!!! ( er, g'nite.)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:46, archived)
# I only opened photoshop to muck around, then got carried away.


Click for bigger (222 kb)

Don't ask. I was just going with the flow.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:53, archived)
# battlefield much?
;)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:56, archived)
# I don't think they're going to give you the advertising contract...
Nice work, though!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:46, archived)
# I have returned
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Cor, got her number?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:19, archived)
# just blood alcohol level
that do?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:20, archived)
# This does not help me to further my perverted agenda.
Thank you anyway, however.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:21, archived)
# certainly wish I could assist--
some of my best friends are pervs
and vice versa
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Which leads to the obvious: What's the difference between amy winehouse and a moped?
Nothing, neither of them can make it to 30

/leaves
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fuck! :D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# So long Amy, R.I.P.

You will return.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Shopped images only, please!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:07, archived)
# That's some strong scag!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:12, archived)
# she got RIP'd once to often
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] F owl
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:32, archived)
# BKWAAARK
Has anyone seen that CGI owl film? Warriors of gahoole or summat? I saw it on a plane and rather enjoyed it. Missed the last 10 mins due to landing though. Did they all die?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:37, archived)
# you should have complained and
got the flight delayed by 10 minutes. Just sat in a big empty plane watching the ending lol.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:04, archived)
# I wanted to do the same.
But to be fair it was my own shortcoming; I was on an 8-9 hour flight and I had a screen for myself.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Free eggs and rodent control,
result!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:40, archived)
# actually, these are fairly plausible, seems like
maybe with a little cross-breeding?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Hoof it, it's the rozzers!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# They remind me of the tanks from Dominion tank police
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Puma sisters
my first anime erection.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
# hehe - indeed
that bit made me feel funny inside. It still kind of does, because i remember it back then.

*erects*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ariYXWTNE&playnext=1&list=PLA8EED23E76B59C4B

Same goes for the Jessica rabbit opening bit, though i think i was too young to get a stiffy over that one at the time i saw it on the big screen...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Jessica Rabbit was sexy but creepy 'cos she was doing it with Roger - clearly a rabbit.
Tank Police is ace as it was the first anime I bought, then I bought Akira and it looked a bit bobbins, but I still remember those Puma twins..
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
The dirty, disgusting furry! I bet she's always picking white hairs out of her mimsy!


Akira was and still is the most impressively animated anime out there, but i still love Dominion. Likeable characters that arent all vacuous schoolgirls who's only noticable differences are breast size and hair colour, and some great humour. Plus, it was by Masamune Shirow, who did Ghost in the Shell, amongst other things.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# anka-rolled
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# They remind me of police cars....
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:06, archived)
# predicament
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I'd finish first, then quickly leave.
Actually, that sounds very familiar.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# so your GF sez!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Sorry, I got mixed up.
I finish quickly, then leave even quicker (with a red face)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:49, archived)
# A not entirely unpleasant one,
judging by that tongue.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# but he can't relax and enjoy it
else he'd be bear shit in an hour or two
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Shit happens.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:23, archived)
# which is fine
if I'm not an ingredient
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# I think we're in agreement on that one.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:31, archived)
# I bet he's enjoying that tongue action
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
# mmmm, hawt!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:20, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:56, archived)
# fuck
That's been subject to the t-virus!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I'd say so!
Gotta catch 'em all (before they rip you to pieces and devour you, etc).
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 8:43, archived)
# O HAI PEKECHEW
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# It's like, I threw a pokeball at a fieldmouse and suddenly the RSPCA is prosecuting me and I'm like
WHAT THE FUCK.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Go on, crush it into that ball, and seal the carcass inside, for use later on
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Always pook airholes in yer pookeballz!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:07, archived)
# You get two or three in there and they're fucking useless in a battle.
I swear Professor Oak LIED.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:10, archived)
# i collected 10 pokemans, and all i got was pinky red goop in my pokeball :-(
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I challenged the local school bully to a pokemon battle, and instead
he just tried to beat the shit out of me. I mean, what gives?

Then I realised I'm an adult and ran over him in my car instead. That'll learn him.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Its super effective!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
# looks like he has pavarotti syndrome!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a wee bit shy.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Aww he's lovely :)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahaha,
and sorry for scaring him.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:52, archived)
# hahah
the nose/specs caught me off guard :D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# whatwasthat?!?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Shwartsey I hate with a blind passion (I'm Northern Californian after all)
This I like though, I like this a lot.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Yikes.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Well the older I get the more I like [some] guitar driven stuff.
I think that I like The Zippers, cheers.

Ah, but I saw your profile, and it's spelled "Yippie" ;)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)
# What the fuddering shuck?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I've never seen so many fucks shuddered.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Fuck shudderers of the world unite.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
# I'm gonna shudder your fuck right up.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)
# He got his ass to mars, alright!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Cohagen!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
# see you ad da paahdy, Richter!
*tucks forearms and hands into shirt sleeves, flails arms around*
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Also, one of the best soundtracks ever.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Good grief.
I mean, just, good grief!
edit: hah. my owl is hiding from your THING :)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:32, archived)
# ^needs more fuck shuddering.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Number of times I've had that said to me.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Now is this or that more disturbing... hmm...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# howard the ....FUCK!!!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)
# I prefer galaxy.
Pfffft
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
# lolling at this
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:57, archived)
# hahaha!
*snoooooooooooooooooooooort*
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 4:10, archived)
# I laughed
like a twat
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 4:53, archived)
# i fucking LOVE This
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Boxingowls:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Featherweights?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I like the internet
today I have mostly been listening to stuff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmaT0UriG0&feature=related

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Thank you!
*edit, wrong button spaz*
Now I LOVE the internet!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# A reverse furry
Felix noted that furries are always humanoid, with fur and a humanised animal face. Why not do it the other way round?

I spent far too much time and warped my mind too much to not post it. Sorry for any distress.
Clicketh for biggeth.


Click for bigger (53 kb)


*sound of Bourbon Fox furiously wanking*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Oi cheeky git! XD
That really is quite terrifying. Good job!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# got that bottle of vodka to hand then?
:-D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)
# One I've had in the kitchen for a bit.
Cheap shit, and nothing to go with it. Kinda gutted, really. :P
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# A "fur-less" then?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Well... that's creepy shit, right there :)
Edit: but doesn't it need nipples on its belly?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# bugger -
i knew i should have done something inventive for the teats!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
interesting piece of art
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# i botched the tail.
Wasnt sure how to approach it. Was gonna use a thin hairless dog tail, but just decided to make it meat shaped. I thankfully refrained from looking for pictures of cocks to use as a source.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# The solution is simple. Human's don't have tails.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# yes they do.
my tail goes all hard when im happy
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I think that's a very male-specific tail.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I'm trying hard to hide the distress that wayward apostrophe is causing me.
Nah, look at me, I don't care. I'm too cool to worry about a meaningless mistake like that. Doesn't bother me one iota... Not me. Nope.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# seams are permittable on b3ta
so im not cranking out my besterest english spellins
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# THE FUTURE OF FUCK
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Saucey!
I haven't taken one that involves Winehouse or owls I'm afraid. I will try harder in the future.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# source?
LOOOOL)OOOLLOO)LOLO)LOOLLOLL
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# its that the binary code a robot outputs when it laughs?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# gooey float!
may I?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# ahaha
superb reflection skillz!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# :)
I see a glitch but I'll never tell
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hello docta, I need shoe
I need shoe

tanks to Bourbon Fox
youtu.be/B6kr2BFkwrk
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:05, archived)
# ^___^
The original all fitted together nicely, not sure what that gap is about.

Also, it linked to the SNES rom for Cybernator.

Also, the thing protruding out of Russell's gullet is Hymn by Damien Hirst.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Ahh, that part makes sense now :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:27, archived)
# ^_______^
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Gooey float?
Sounds like a medical term.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:41, archived)
# aww
is it just me or does the sauce look like a whale?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Oh yeah,
Hadn't noticed that.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Ketchup whale!
yeah, that's what I thought
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:52, archived)
# nicely!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# iLovesource
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)
# nnnnn
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# And so begins our run with these diver's faces.
*sits back with a big grin*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# but one mo' shotputter first
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Haha lovely :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# halp
mine tung, it blud
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I invented that phrase, you'll be hearing from mine lawyers
Ducthcie, Heart, Chode & Hogis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQE2u0-fYtA
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Yikes! An orgy of legal brutality!
And ace song ^^
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I'M FULL OF MUSIC AND BULLSHIT
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# AND I'M FULL OF DRUMS AND BASSES
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# HEAVY FUCK
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# ARGUABLY FASTER FUCK
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# That's some fast fuck, but slow n swayze wins the rayce
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# :3
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# bass loop
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:04, archived)
# minge face?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Yes, you did just make me do a double-take.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin'
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Nicw squowl
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Excellent HD, he's cute but sinister in a world domination kind of way.
:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# And as its Owl time...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Something about this
just makes me happy :)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Very nice
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I bet he plays a mean game of chess.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Fucking YES
Nice work HD.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha, yayyy!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# aww
he's lovely
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Dedicated to Amy Winehouse for no reason!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# badum tssssh
:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Owly Rape more like
amirite
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# "They're all snowy owls by the time I've finished with them!"
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I AM ROD HULL!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# this is pun-ishing, but you are forgiven :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
there's no excuse for that!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# fuckin foot loop
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# What are they doing?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# They're laughing at the white boy trying to dance
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Oh I say
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# practice
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Hypnotic.. Is it a polychaete worm?
I like saying polychaete. Polychaete, polychaete, polychaete.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# cant
stop watching that !
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# same here, very strange..
hello HD
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# ello !
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# What the fuck is it? I want to squish it before it touches me.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Stop making things
That want to crawl up my nose and eat my brain.

Stop it.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Leechlike, leechish?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Well, that answers that one.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# but he's not wearing a funny hat
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Toilets ARE bigger than bears
=]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# As long as they're big toilets and/or small bears.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# The toilet is near
And the bear is far away.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Poo bear !
:D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds