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Isn't that the Order of the Phoenix? "Hi it's Phoenix here, I'll have a large farmhouse with double cheese, please!"
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:55,
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Sorry it's so late but hope you are not disappointed?
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:23,
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i don'tit's my birthday today and i'm hungry, sober, and i have a cold
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:24,
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Happy birthday!!2 of those 3 things can be fixed very quickly - and afterwards you won't care about the third
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:25,
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yeah, actually my mate called and i'm heading down the pubbest take it easy though
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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I like the scene when he ruptured the colon
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:46,
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This is still fantastic
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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Happy birthday!You've done the bandwagon a great justice. Now go get pissed! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:40,
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I just soiled my keyboard with lager
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:02,
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I thought Rodney Dangerfield was dead......Although that seeems to be the least of his fucking worries here.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:03,
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Hahahaha!!!This'll still be going tomorrow.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:02,
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this is the most hectic day i've ever had on b3tai haven't even had dinner, so no drinking for me.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:04,
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Yay!You've done well today Soldier. Rest up. Tomorrow's another day in the Fucking camp.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:13,
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hahaSomeone's on fire tonight
: D
(: D
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:03,
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actuallythere probably is. them chinese farmers are lighting themselves up like there's no tomorrow.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:05,
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POULTRY BASED ADHESIVE STRIPS!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:56,
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RAPE COHAGEN, RAPE HIM GOOD (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:09,
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FUCK BEYOND FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:51,
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GOAL ME SOME FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:52,
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A FUCK?! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:50,
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DEAD BABY FUCK
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:55,
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ALL YOU CAN EAT
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:58,
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probably this^
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:05,
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I've got..Ed-die Ausch-witz (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:10,
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just noticed he has a cross on his chest which slightly resembles the knights of malta crossthese japes be phukin with me gud.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:15,
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holy shitthis is true, nothing wrong with an open third eye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_8NHgAT8gc&feature=fvst
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_8NHgAT8gc&feature=fvst
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:18,
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YOU SHOULE BE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPIN
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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HOW DEEP IS YOUR JAPE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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MORE THAN A JAPE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:23,
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Choo Choo, juicy shit. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:06,
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Billy Idol's permanent erection hell(
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:07,
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wow, his fucking face, he looked like frog babyalso, police state motherfuckers.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:13,
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Rodney King mit Tetsuo the Iron Man (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:16,
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hahahahohgodIcan'ttakeanymore:D
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:42,
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CRISPY FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:51,
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You git.I was going to do "I Fucking Love Britney!"
But I'm too pissed now.
(But I'm too pissed now.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:14,
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HAHAHA*waves back*
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:30,
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I fucking love how this bandwagon improves some people:~)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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All my other pictures have been worse then this? Oh...
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Frogbeat,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:27,
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I can't believe none of them made to FPand convinced Rob to hand over b3ta to any of us.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:49,
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you had to be there, manhe just wouldn't understand
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:56,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:25,
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I can almost taste itspotify:track:41Ov4tNGvbIM7sVwWg54UM (Almost Famous by Eminem)
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:29,
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F1ST MCGREGRAChapta 2: Wii Kool?
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:33,
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fuck i nearly spewed wine over my macbook prothat's one of the most fucking pseudo things i've ever said but who the fuck cares, right?
this is brilliant :)
(this is brilliant :)
boris the spider,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42,
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must be funnier nearly spewing over a Whackbook ProI nearly spewed over a Compaq brick ;)Sigh Mac fiends.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:09,
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaloon first order
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:04,
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F.................................................UCK! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:18,
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This reminds me of Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceSaw it as a child. Actually gave me nightmares.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:21,
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And there was me already not particularly fond of the painted faced bastards.... MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:22,
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DAEMON FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:52,
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f**king hell !!!!!!!!!that is awful ( in the best possible way )
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:32,
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this bandwagon is so fucking absurdi love it, and i love this pic
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:33,
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cheers Captain!I plan on 1 last hand painted 'Fucking' - then that's me done on the subject. :)
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:35,
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i win first hand drawn!feel free to claim the painterly prize though
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:56,
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27 & 1/6Don't paedo on me!
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:39,
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A vast improvement:~)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:35,
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Bet he made that face when he met McMullenI fucking love phone hacking etc (also, I like this muchly)
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:44,
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best bandwagon for aaaaaages* applauds participants*
and woo to you sir.
(and woo to you sir.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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I hope this bandwagon sticks around for a while.And who knows, maybe it will become a gayshift meme.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:55,
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Whadya mean "maybe"?Nailed on cert. :)
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:19,
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i need a printer and a laminatorthen i can print out a load of your fuckoupons and pictures of freebase to hang up at my local park
love the black on that (the edge, not acabusi, lol)
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:12,
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love the black on that (the edge, not acabusi, lol)
lOOL VS lool
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:03,
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yikesit's weirdly like a real life ronald macdonald
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:58,
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I found a Norwegian glass smoother in York's Castle Museum todayVery possibly GC.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:03,
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Make sure your seats and trays are in their full upright position !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:03,
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It's funny because I'm listening to Metal-licker.
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Waldo Dobbs was the new black,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:46,
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The thought had chris crossed mine mind XXxxXX Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:47,
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arf!hmm, time to rest my eyes.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:48,
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He's a cunt for shutting down Napster, but you gotta let some shit slide.(
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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whats the big deal about napster anywayit's so much easier to just get an album from mediafire or megaupload etc. ( i don't know if them sites where around then, so i could be wrong).
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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back in the day it was the shiz (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:03,
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hahahahaI was just in the process of doing a Lars myself... I doff my hat to you and go back to watching the cricket highlights
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:31,
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I swear I'll never swear again ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:16,
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What chew said ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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crapspackle Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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STRUM MOTHERFUCK, STRUM!spotify:track:6Td8HRLhdV39kKdOQpfQum (Little Sister by Queens Of The Stone Age)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:15,
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GOT A GOOCHA!Error 503 Service Unavailable
Service Unavailable
Guru Meditation:
XID: 732420949
:P
right click on track - Copy Spotify URI
then paste wherever
Cool japes, it's in the US now, do you have to pay for that, or that got you on an introductory package?
ed: that actually works, though the URI version is cleaner
UKELE FUCKMIX!
spotify:track:0zDmh2olOqLK50XF49BFYX (Someone's In The Wolf by Queens Of The Stone Age)
(Service Unavailable
Guru Meditation:
XID: 732420949
:P
right click on track - Copy Spotify URI
then paste wherever
Cool japes, it's in the US now, do you have to pay for that, or that got you on an introductory package?
ed: that actually works, though the URI version is cleaner
UKELE FUCKMIX!
spotify:track:0zDmh2olOqLK50XF49BFYX (Someone's In The Wolf by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:23,
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It's free so far . . . try this :(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:25,
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That's not linking to an indiviual track for some reason.Does this work?
spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
Ed: I see the 'artist' tag there, you need to right click on the actual track you want to share.
(spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
Ed: I see the 'artist' tag there, you need to right click on the actual track you want to share.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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Pitched Fork Killer ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:31,
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Great japes, how you liking it? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:40,
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It's great . . . I'm amazed how deep it digs ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:45,
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Yes, initially, you'll be spinning off like a mothergooch. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:58,
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And the axe-man taketh away ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:25,
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so does Geddy Leegeddely geddely
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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Looks like guy from Rush ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:26,
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it is you fool Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:28,
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For once this fool was right ! I like this game . . . Fool The Fool !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:32,
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Looks likeBUckethead sans bucket =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:37,
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Mystery Revealed ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:40,
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small bitesor you wont have any desert
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOM NOM NOM NOM NOM (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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straight out of the fridge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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NOmars and twix straight out the fridge are annoying, as the caramel isnt all stretchy
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:49,
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and the chocolate doesn't melt all over your facewhich is a plus in my book
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:50,
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I'm with you Smashbest out of the fridge..
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:55,
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especially with twix or bountyas the chocolate comes away from the sides most satisfactorily
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:56,
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Aeros are a bastard out of the fridge.And Dairy Milks. Talk about toothache.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:03,
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aeros aren't too badbut i agree on the dairy milks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:05,
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I've just been to asda, 5 mars bars for a pound!I FUCKING LOVE MARS!
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:19,
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i could never eat more than onethey make me feel a bit queasy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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Yorkies as well.They hurt my teeth as they are. >.<
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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them's suckin' chocolates Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:22,
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I don't suck, I bite.Which goes towards explaining why I'd be a really bad gay. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:28,
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ahhhhI used to do that with crunchie bars when I was a wee chap...bite all the chocolate off first to leave the delicious honeycomb till last... I wouldn't know about the bounty though, I detest coconut.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:04,
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i love coconutbut i've only recently started liking crunchies.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:06,
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i wish my teeth loved crunchiesas much as the rest of my mouth does
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:11,
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the feeling of crunchie against a gold crown is unspeakable Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:14,
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where did this come from?And what is the original source please?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:50,
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oh thank you both.I will get my drinking thinking head on.
* Once I finished drinking
(* Once I finished drinking
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:10,
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Helps you work, rest and GET YOUR ARSE BACK TO MAAAAARSedit: I'm going to have to watch that Total Recall film again, now. Bah!
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:00,
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dependsis he glaswegian?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:16,
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First Image!Ha! Everyone says you need photoshop! I made this in MS paint :P
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:36,
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oh hai new person
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:38,
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damn you!now i have to go play mariokart
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:39,
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gamecube, mofo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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Soma got a do it . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:39,
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There goes the night ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:38,
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?
One of my first posts
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:42,
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This looked better in my head.
...and others
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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hahahathat bit proper fucked me up when i first saw it
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:24,
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^thisi may have to watch it later. i still say galadriel gives him a really pervy look when he's getting on the boat at the end.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:25,
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i dun a shit on a tampon (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:37,
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Did work better than I thought it wouldhence why I decided to brave a new thread for it!
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..wil,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:35,
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I Fank U!I think maybe I'll leave this bandwagon there, while I'm ahead! ;)
( ..wil,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:37,
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i'm nicking that.you aint seen me, roight?
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:40,
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LORD OF THE FUCKSChapter Drei: No Fuck Like the Present
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:38,
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DIS FUCK IS COMIN AT SMEE! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:44,
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LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO*May require knowledge of '90s children cartoons to fully understand
Not the quickest, but very, very dirty.
Click for bigger (120 kb)
(Not the quickest, but very, very dirty.
Click for bigger (120 kb)
Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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I FUCKING LOVE REAL MONSTERS! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:17,
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nothing personal--just been in my head all day
LS18,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:22,
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it's in my head most days Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:24,
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Yay, Rugrats! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:18,
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