Is that the sexual ratio?Or the "Matlock" ratio, as it's known?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:21,
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that guy was in episode 1 of I Dream of Jeannie
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 10:20,
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400% Matlock, 7 times a day.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:44,
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yay Rondo
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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Hull? What, I don't even need a ticket?
I wasn't sure whether to post this
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:07,
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Rissing here please help me out as it's a fantastic gif.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:26,
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It is time to go, or be swept away. The stone is the find of a lifetime.I take Natalie's rock and bury it in the sand.
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:24,
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I will become a liquid changing into a statistical gas that can move across the radio spectrum as a hope that refuses to be contained.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:55,
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I see that someone loves it
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:02,
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i can certainly see the love now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:40,
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ta, real - i like your stuffand have clicked accordingly
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:05,
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i see through your liesbut appreciate the sentiment ;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:36,
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you're right, i never click owtbut it's the thought that counts, eh?
actually, i do click, but not much.
(actually, i do click, but not much.
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:01,
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i tend to go through periods of clicking everything but not commentingthen commenting but not clicking and variations of the aformentioned
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:09,
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^thismostly. making more of a clicking effort of late - if i lol i click.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:13,
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i'm a simpletonso pretty much everything amuses me
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 7:53,
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it's also better on toast, rather than breadit's a texture thing
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:38,
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Argggh it's the beiber
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:37,
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i believe killing it with flaming shit hammers is in order real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:45,
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Sorry, last one. G'night
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:04,
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I like to imagine his head comes clean off, like a doll
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:22,
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And a smooth flat area between the legs. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:32,
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I got that feelin, somebody dance with meeeeeee
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:13,
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DANCE THE FANDANGO(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:38,
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GOOSEJUICE/autocomplete
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:04,
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He's got potatoes in foil, one in each pocket.they'll be done in about an hour.
(,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:47,
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Gronkpan bought one of thosebut don't tell anyone I told you lol
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FIEND,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:42,
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Tell the truth, I'm tempted to get one for the winter,fuel bills are gonna cripple me :(
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:52,
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I'm wearing it right nowit is glorious
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:06,
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Seriously, it is one of the greatest things I ownAlso it works really well if you have a problem with public speaking - you can just stand up in front of the crowd and think to yourself "None of you poor suckers owns a sleeping bag suit". You will get an immediate confidence boost.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:11,
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Do you have to actually wear itor can you get the confidence boost just by thinking about the fact that you own it?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:14,
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Just by thinking about the fact that you own itI mean why you wouldn't want to wear it is beyond me but owning it is enough in this example.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:15,
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does just wanting one bring about any psychological gains?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:20,
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Ok.Although aren't there some public speaking engagements, such as motivational rallies for beach lifeguards, where it may be too hot to wear a sleeping bag suit?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:28,
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There are vents on the legs that you can unzip if it gets warmAlso I'm looking into some kind of water cooling system
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:35,
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2 part question1, is there a hole in the back for taking a dump, without having to climb out of it?
2, can it be zipped to another by the hood to make a human centipede?
(2, can it be zipped to another by the hood to make a human centipede?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:08,
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There's no dump hole but plenty of other convenient zippers.no zip around the hoodie unfortunately
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:12,
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YESAlthough it does mean I'd have to carry a fridge around with me
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:22,
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no, just a small air compressor would be enough real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:40,
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It seems a small price to payto motivate those lifeguards.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:41,
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I want oneso that I can wear it during the early morning F1 races in the winter. Sleeping bag makes it too hard to drink tea and stay covered up
(,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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Where'sthe memebase for b3ta?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:42,
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Perfectimpossible to find on the googles
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:50,
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How awesome is the Motel? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:25,
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GOT A LIGHT?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:25,
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vessel retraces Titanic's final voyage*can't bear to watch*
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LS18,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:24,
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Bears are not your friends
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:43,
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They're like your friendswho eat you all cept for your bones and then fuck off when all you is is bones.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:52,
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That boy will never be able to ride a bicycle
Richard Shitheels,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:58,
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Thinking outside of the box, I like itYou're hired
( Richard Shitheels,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:09,
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You get to choose if you want to be in the middle, front or back Richard Shitheels,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:10,
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i've shut down photoshop, otherwise i'd be half tempted to do a cheap and cheerful 'he comes/cums' joke now
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:14,
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Shame because I really love those jokes.They make me laugh.
Ha.
Ho.
Ha.
(Ha.
Ho.
Ha.
Richard Shitheels,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:21,
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...the trailer, or Mofaha's post? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:12,
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Don't take my word for itI hardly ever enjoy movies any more.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:19,
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check it out. Watch it with subtitles, not english dub(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:49,
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Ah, they don't make 'em like that anymore. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:40,
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I didnt think they could ever be made that way PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:44,
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oh... the movie! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:44,
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it's not widely known that that was a sequel to 'One up the bum, no harm done'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:07,
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Yes yes, please! It's only rape if they're conscious enough to say no. These ladies would love some.
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:06,
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I may print this for my personal use later
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sepang 's favourite day is,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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be sure to laminate first
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:30,
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Trace and San? :)
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:15,
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Yep, thinking of sending it in...
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:27,
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Definitely! Excellent version :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:02,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fake Ads"){kind=small}
Let me leave this toap hereAnd well done Dior for associating your shitty cosmetics with the supposed cool of drug addiction. "Let's use Kate Fucking Moss, she does coke" You fucking cunts!
(apologies if this campaign is years old but only just seen it and just makes me want to kill)
((apologies if this campaign is years old but only just seen it and just makes me want to kill)
sepang 's favourite day is,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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Wise words indeed :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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Think the wee fella in the second one might have worms.:)
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:01,
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To turntables and a munk of chimp !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:49,
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Bangin' choons! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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I'm not sure what to say about that. Well composed though :)so i'll repost this for the compo
(,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:17,
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I saw a trailer for this yesterdaywhich revealed pretty much the entire plot. Ok so it didn't say exactly how it ended, but given the fact that it's effectively a prequel, we know that already.
It looks really shit too.
(It looks really shit too.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:27,
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yay for shitty prequels!the movie ends with the director of the original POTA, on a beach, on his knees, shouting something about ruining it all
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:24,
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so, who got close enough to circumsize the ape? because looking at that monkey cock there is no foreskin.
*just saying*
(,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:02,
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*just saying*
I FUCKING LOVE THE WAY YOU TOOK THE REDNESS OUT OF HAS FACE.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:01,
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Photoshop's Planet Surface tool.Just turn down the "Mars" slider and increase the "Earth" slider.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:04,
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Chong approves !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:03,
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he looks a bit like robert lyndsay there
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:05,
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Every one has a doppelganger ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:08,
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Thinking of making easy money ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:44,
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Thinking of you . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:54,
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Keep that happy thought ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:00,
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Thought so . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:05,
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Is she watching two girls, one cup? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:04,
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I think so . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:06,
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reminds me of WWII:O
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:11,
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Martin the penguin in a penguin martini mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:00,
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the other one is called bernardthat's why he doesn't get a go.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:15,
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Extremely rare olive replacement ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:02,
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i didn't know limes were that rare.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:05,
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At the southpole they are ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:11,
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"Damned global warming.....there's no ice here either"
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:26,
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especially dipped in horseradish sauce PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:37,
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Lovely as always Ms Mobo
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:42,
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Shop till you drop ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:01,
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