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#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:33, archived)
# nope. too small.
next!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:37, archived)
# looks bout right to me
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 7:29, archived)
# 4:7
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:17, archived)
# Is that the sexual ratio?
Or the "Matlock" ratio, as it's known?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:30, archived)
# CLASSIC MATLOCK

(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:50, archived)
#

(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:54, archived)
# dark eyebrow rising
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:56, archived)
# that guy was in episode 1 of I Dream of Jeannie
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# 400% Matlock, 7 times a day.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:44, archived)
# yay Rondo
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hull? What, I don't even need a ticket?

I wasn't sure whether to post this
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:07, archived)
# needs more mars
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Rissing here please help me out as it's a fantastic gif.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I love it
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:24, archived)
#

(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:45, archived)
# It is time to go, or be swept away. The stone is the find of a lifetime.
I take Natalie's rock and bury it in the sand.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Ah
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:46, archived)
# I will become a liquid changing into a statistical gas
that can move across the radio spectrum as a hope that refuses to be contained.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:55, archived)
# !!!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:39, archived)
# I see that someone loves it
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:16, archived)
# i can certainly see the love now
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:41, archived)
# my first ever pea.
yay!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:42, archived)
# this is great
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:59, archived)
# ta, real - i like your stuff
and have clicked accordingly
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:05, archived)
# i see through your lies
but appreciate the sentiment ;)
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:36, archived)
# you're right, i never click owt
but it's the thought that counts, eh?


actually, i do click, but not much.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:01, archived)
# i tend to go through periods of clicking everything but not commenting
then commenting but not clicking and variations of the aformentioned
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:09, archived)
# ^this
mostly. making more of a clicking effort of late - if i lol i click.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# i'm a simpleton
so pretty much everything amuses me
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 7:53, archived)
#
Shit is much better with sugar on it
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:02, archived)
# it's also better on toast, rather than bread
it's a texture thing
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:38, archived)
# *crunch*
nom
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 5:40, archived)
# spuff
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I believe some people fucking love this young fella
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Argggh it's the beiber
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:37, archived)
# i believe killing it with flaming shit hammers is in order
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Sorry, last one. G'night
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)
# I like to imagine his head comes clean off, like a doll
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:22, archived)
# No nipples either
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:17, archived)
# And a smooth flat area between the legs.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:32, archived)
# I got that feelin, somebody dance with meeeeeee
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:13, archived)
# DANCE THE FANDANGO
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:38, archived)
# GET YOUR BRAAAAIIIINN BACK
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Ho ho ho.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Haha! Kitten wankz......Have a Sucking Love Miley
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Oh my oh my
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:40, archived)
# WAHEY!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
# GOOSEJUICE
/autocomplete
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:04, archived)
# saxual perversion there
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Oh dear, hahaha.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# He's on FIRE!!!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:27, archived)
# here come firemen
with hotdogs and marshmallows
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# He's got potatoes in foil, one in each pocket.
they'll be done in about an hour.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# looks like he's playing with his 'potatoes'
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Yellow's definitely his colour.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Gronkpan bought one of those
but don't tell anyone I told you lol
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Tell the truth, I'm tempted to get one for the winter,
fuel bills are gonna cripple me :(
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I'm wearing it right now
it is glorious
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Seriously, it is one of the greatest things I own
Also it works really well if you have a problem with public speaking - you can just stand up in front of the crowd and think to yourself "None of you poor suckers owns a sleeping bag suit". You will get an immediate confidence boost.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Do you have to actually wear it
or can you get the confidence boost just by thinking about the fact that you own it?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Just by thinking about the fact that you own it
I mean why you wouldn't want to wear it is beyond me but owning it is enough in this example.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:15, archived)
# does just wanting one bring about any psychological gains?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:20, archived)
# no
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:06, archived)
# dag nabbit
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 4:27, archived)
# Ok.
Although aren't there some public speaking engagements, such as motivational rallies for beach lifeguards, where it may be too hot to wear a sleeping bag suit?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:28, archived)
# There are vents on the legs that you can unzip if it gets warm
Also I'm looking into some kind of water cooling system
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:35, archived)
# 2 part question
1, is there a hole in the back for taking a dump, without having to climb out of it?
2, can it be zipped to another by the hood to make a human centipede?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# There's no dump hole but plenty of other convenient zippers.
no zip around the hoodie unfortunately
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:12, archived)
# YES
Although it does mean I'd have to carry a fridge around with me
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:22, archived)
# no, just a small air compressor would be enough
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:40, archived)
# It seems a small price to pay
to motivate those lifeguards.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 3:41, archived)
# I want one
so that I can wear it during the early morning F1 races in the winter. Sleeping bag makes it too hard to drink tea and stay covered up
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Where's
the memebase for b3ta?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Perfect
impossible to find on the googles
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# How awesome is the Motel?
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:25, archived)
# GOT A LIGHT?
 

 
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:30, archived)
# OHHHH METH
OOOOOOH METH
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:12, archived)
# vessel retraces Titanic's final voyage
*can't bear to watch*
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Is he dry humping that iceberg?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# he's unfriendly or I'd ask
(fuck I needa nap)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Bears are not your friends
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:43, archived)
# bears love you, except for the bones
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
#
HAr
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# They're like your friends
who eat you all cept for your bones and then fuck off when all you is is bones.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:52, archived)
# well sorted
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)
# That boy will never be able to ride a bicycle
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# recliny bike?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Thinking outside of the box, I like it
You're hired
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# what's your medical plan?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# You get to choose if you want to be in the middle, front or back
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)
# LUCKY PIERRE!!!
i'm in!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)
# *prepares sewing kit*
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Also, something totally unrelated
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
# i've shut down photoshop, otherwise i'd be half tempted to do a cheap and cheerful 'he comes/cums' joke now
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Shame because I really love those jokes.
They make me laugh.

Ha.

Ho.

Ha.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# For Pedro
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# :D :D
yay!!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Brill!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# God damn you all to hell!
:D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Is this something to do with the new movie?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
# How disappointing :(
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# ...the trailer, or Mofaha's post?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
# both
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Don't take my word for it
I hardly ever enjoy movies any more.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# check it out. Watch it with subtitles, not english dub
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Evening bumchums
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Ah, they don't make 'em like that anymore.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I didnt think they could ever be made that way
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# oh... the movie!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# it's not widely known that that was a sequel to 'One up the bum, no harm done'
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Directed by Roman Polanski.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Yes yes, please! It's only rape if they're conscious enough to say no.

These ladies would love some.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I may print this for my personal use later
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# be sure to laminate first
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hellooooo ladies!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Trace and San? :)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Yep, thinking of sending it in...
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Definitely! Excellent version :)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Who's that next to my ex?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Let me leave this toap here
And well done Dior for associating your shitty cosmetics with the supposed cool of drug addiction. "Let's use Kate Fucking Moss, she does coke" You fucking cunts!

(apologies if this campaign is years old but only just seen it and just makes me want to kill)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Trophy !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Wise words indeed :)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# DJChipmunk:D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Think the wee fella in the second one might have worms.
:)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# To turntables and a munk of chimp !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I think you broke my ears.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# love it!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Bangin' choons!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Woo
Very nicely done :)
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "I just can't wait for the release!" - Angel, 16.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure what to say about that. Well composed though :)
so i'll repost this for the compo

(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# hahah
love the expressions
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I saw a trailer for this yesterday
which revealed pretty much the entire plot. Ok so it didn't say exactly how it ended, but given the fact that it's effectively a prequel, we know that already.
It looks really shit too.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# yay for shitty prequels!
the movie ends with the director of the original POTA, on a beach, on his knees, shouting something about ruining it all
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
is Audi having a joke?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
#
so, who got close enough to circumsize the ape? because looking at that monkey cock there is no foreskin.

*just saying*
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# This showing is the 'extended' version.
(, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# is he on mars?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# ^
this
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THE WAY YOU TOOK THE REDNESS OUT OF HAS FACE.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Photoshop's Planet Surface tool.
Just turn down the "Mars" slider and increase the "Earth" slider.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# took a while but paid off in the end
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Good game !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Keno cunt:D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# evening!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# and
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# also
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
the last one is my fav
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Conversely...
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# aaaaaayyyyy!!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Chong approves !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# he looks a bit like robert lyndsay there
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Every one has a doppelganger !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:08, archived)
# howdy

(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
James and the Dirty Sanchez
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# ace!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Thinking of making easy money ?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
#
hello schlitze :)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Thinking of you . . .
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:54, archived)
# That's a crackin fillum
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Keep that happy thought !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# unsettling
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Thought so . . .
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Is she watching two girls, one cup?
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I think so . . .
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# reminds me of WWII
:O
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 23:11, archived)
# i fucking love penguins

(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Martin the penguin in a penguin martini
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# the other one is called bernard
that's why he doesn't get a go.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Extremely rare olive replacement !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# i didn't know limes were that rare.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# At the southpole they are !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
#
:D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
# "Damned global warming.....there's no ice here either"
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# nicely!
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Everyone loves penguins :)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:32, archived)
# especially dipped in horseradish sauce
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# YaY penguins:D
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Lovely as always Ms Mobo
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
ta you :)
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Skakad, inte störd
as they say in Sweden
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# jesues christ

(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Shop till you drop !
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Get your ass
to Spars.
(, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)

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