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# Sod it, I know it's a repost and quite crap
But if the rest of the day goes the way of the morning it'll have been deleted in 20 minutes:

Please, someone with talent put something up soon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:12, archived)
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(spanishfly 2, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
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(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# O HI SMRF
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
# HAI THER
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# If I don't post this image every day it'll dissapear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I have just eaten dragon
and it is repeating on me
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# If you're drawing male dragons
be sure to include a dobber.
If you're drawing female dragons, include moar tits.
See below for a more anatomically correct representation:

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
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Sorry for the re-post, was just getting bored of the paucity of images after each reboot of the board and thought it might help get something going.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
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This is where my continuing to reply normally results in pictures of Steve McDonald from Coronation Street
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
# better than tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the yiffers...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Phoar!!
and gor-blimey there's no mistaking
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
# she really really really wants to zig-a-zig ah!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
# sexy time
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Once you go black and white, you never go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
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lol
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Nice hips
Also, is Christopher Nolan having a laugh?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# you are the first person on the internet to make that link.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# TJ: Yesterday a particularly naive person emailed me at work asking for help with their A-level project
which included a wonderful "I would be very grateful if you would give a few hours of your time..."

I've just checked my email, and they've followed this up asking for a response. Utterly mentalist.

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# they clearly have a bright future in the conservative party
edit: I think the collective mind of b3ta should "help" him

from orbit

it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
I just had a request from a lady who wants to tattoo one of my pics on her body?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# which pic
and which body?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Unleash the kittens!
Not sure they make the best pilots ever, but he seems to be doing okay...



Click for bigger (276 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)
# have we just been bombed again???/
blimey, turn your back for one minute!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
# The Ginger Arrows
always land on their feet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
# What the bloody hell's going on with this board today?
Has Rob been neglecting the server hamster again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Trolls
Lots of trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# someone threadrushed the board with a load of tit pictures
we deleted them / banned user.

However the board displays the last 10 or so threads and includes deleted stuff in the count hence only 2 threads on board this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Ah fair play.
Does this mean we're allowed a couple of repost threads just to populate the board again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
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I'm sure this happened 30 minutes ago and there were 2 different pictures left.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# OMG
Where do I buy tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
# :)
more things should be nigh
it's a good word
edit: meant for prodge
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# b3ta is dying!!!
Where did all the posts go?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
# been like this since lastnight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# it's all gone a bit wonky after a troll posted loads of tit pics
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# b3ta is not dying
One person has thrown their toys out of the pram.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I think it's Nick Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# can't be, it's actually effecting some people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I made some arts for you
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Backwards fliddy Alan Shearer
to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# *frames*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
# this is great
but I once heard Danny Baker say you cant ride a zebra.
I don't believe him
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:25, archived)
# me neither
* dreams
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
# i feel like i need this in my living room wall
classily framed of course
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I did this.
Now you can have it. With love.



Click for bigger (255 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# arts
nice cloth work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Cheers
Not bad for an hour's frantic scribbling :D
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# very impressive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Dr. Jonathon Crane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:28, archived)
# good arts
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:33, archived)
# he should be doing that 70's male model pointy thing
or hand on chin, going hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Murphy's Law
anything that can go wrong will go right with great art

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:36, archived)
# SEAMHORSES AT THE READY
We're under attack.

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:15, archived)
# :D
b3ta news, pictorial edition
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# naked trolls watch bird and her big red box
fnarr! fnarr !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# *Panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Explains a lot....
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Ooooh - smart!
I suck at this compo. You don't. Have another click!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Oh, cool.
"You don't suck at something" is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
today.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ha! took me a second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
# This has the peculiar odour of science about it.
Also it is on the internet, therefore true.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Talking of science...
...I can only seem to see two posts on the main page. Is there a lot of activity from shitty trolls that I've probably got on "ignore", or is my browser having a dicky spazz?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# It seems to have gone dicky troll crazy lately.
I plan to keep posting until the page looks legit again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That is...
dicky trolls you don't have on ignore. Like Person With Multiple "comedy" accounts who keeps posting "a" "b" "c" and a billion breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# troll posted lots of tits
troll got rid of
equals threads all deleted
(but the board doesn't reshuffle old threads back up)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# That explains it
Did wonder why I could only see one pic on the main board.
And dammit, I missed tits
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Yep
we just had a tit posting a pair of tits a gazillion times
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Wow, b3ta really is dying isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I don't know if trolls equates to "dying"
P'raps now's the time for those of us who lurk a lot to post more :D

(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Hear hear.
Come on, decent lurkers of the world! Make B3TA what it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I must have kittens on my hard drive somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:01, archived)
# ROCK AND ROLL!

You may begin your kitten attack, my lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I'm getting the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# it's the school holidays
and the QOTW trolls are still seething from being asked to not post abuse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, archived)
# He likes to share pictures of breasts with the rest of us because he's not sure they actually exist.
Their bungled attempts at asking for confirmation may be seen as trolling, but it's just the way retarded virgins go about such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:04, archived)
# maybe he had the fapping jitters
and kept hitting the 'post this message' button repeatedly ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
# No. Whatever else he might be, he's an accomplished masturbator.
A lifetime without women has seen to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# did anyone catch his name?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Nope, but he'll be flushed with perceived victory and probably return for a second run.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Boobies
which then turned into Febreeze www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=88179
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# There's a whole lot of weird going on in there.
Someone called kitty custard seems to have added the profile details of another b3tan to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# a very sad day
as i had to answer yes to the question 'do you want to ignore Boobies?'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
# 4 evah in our mindz
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
# haha
but seriously, does that work ? wont you just be ignoring the genuine b3ta user and not the troll ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :)
nice and also clever
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:12, archived)
# We clearly need more stuff on the front page after all the norks
So have a Tyranid Harpy I converted a Carnifex and some other bits into.

Harpy
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Nicely!
I made this drawing a while ago and it reminds me of the person posting tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Haha
Very nicely done! I think it eloquently sums up the titposter without missing any of the fine nuances of exactly how big a fuckmook he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Thanks!
It adorns the mantlepiece of a couple of friends, which took some explaining to their parents when they forgot to take it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I hope they just said
"We really love Banbury Cross."
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# honesty is the best policy
"We really love cock"
*awkward pause*
*hysterical laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Google "Banbury Cross"
She's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:09, archived)
# :D
I used to live there, there's a fantastic statue (sadly horse cock is in usual place, not head)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)

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