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[challenge entry] quick and dirty
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
fucking hell.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I'm sorry.........
*am I fuck
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# sexier eh?
*boke*
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# well, it were different in them days
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha!
noicely.

I take it the rabbit won the contest in this one as there fur is softer on the ring than a shell?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# haha, I read that as Rabbi
wtf !
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# That's a winner, right there
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Dirty indeed
and not sexy, not sexy at all.

But, hahaha anyway
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# haha
shocking!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha - Jesus !
Reminds me of fish n chip shop battered sausages.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Carrot cross!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] These new Jane Austin stamps are filthy


www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-21519424

Hmm, I've inadvertently created a challenge entry!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# =)))
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for comp
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, might as well pearoast here then
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Kiwi...Kiwi...Kiwi...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Kiwis are not fond of Kiwi fruit, as they consider it 'pretentious'
100% FACT.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)
# and even though they come from New Zealand they don't play rugby because of their little stumpy wings
FACT
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Woo and thanks!!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] C*NTFLAPS
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
# o_0 My Eyes!

I hope this challenge doesn't descend into a NSFW-fest.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
#
As read by Sean Connery
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] erm.... yeah.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Pfffft!
Mr Bean.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the the hobbit needs sexing up...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# hehehe!
*click*
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Cheers,
I've been lurking for a bit, but thought this challenge was too good to pass up...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Willkommen auf B3ta!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# More of a welcome back I guess
I've been lurking, relurking and relurking for 3 years now...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# arfage !
: )
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Nicely!!
:)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Furious for him,
boring for her, and with a bearded man watching from a distance: just how sex should be.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Aye,
but usually that sort of service costs extra
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Lord of her ring
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Filthy pop-up book...

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy, I know...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Quimtim Boke
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
Great read
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I should be ashamed...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
# I was waiting for this classic to appear
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
Ning mate
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Ning sir!
:D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# or even...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Too near the knuckle?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Fifty Haynes of Grey.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent!
:D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:26, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Genius
that is all
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "I wasn't allowed to put it down" - A. Reviewer
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great stuff!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
love the penguin.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] took FAR too long :-(
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:14, archived)
# I remember the old days, when people liked him
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Sounds like hindsight BUT
Always thought he was a creepy old cunt...and my old man called him out as a nonce about 30 years ago: 'Always with the young girls isn't he? Fucking old nonce'
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Ah, well
He was at the height of his fame when I was but a young 'un, ignorant to the ways of dirty old men.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:24, archived)
# and now you are one!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Same with my mum
except she didn't use the phrase "fucking old nonce", she said he was "really creepy and weird" and "I wouldn't trust him with my children".
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:24, archived)
# yep me too
him and russ abbot.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:06, archived)
# I hear someone gets nailed
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] phwoar!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I'd like to put my Jewel in her Crown, if you follow me....
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] TWANG!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:01, archived)
# THREADRUSH
I'm replying to one halfway down because "Charles Dick Ins" always makes me laugh. I once wrote a story where Dickens was acting as defence lawyer for Jesus, who was on trial for having sex with his own mother and violating Old Testament law. The trial quickly degenerated into Satan mocking Dickens' name, including the line "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Dick-inside-two-women".
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# I think I saw the poster campaign in Waterstones.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:26, archived)
# I lost money on those
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# haha
I once had to illustrate Holmes and Watson in a homosexually, suggestive pose.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Are you free to post it up?
I'd imagine choosing a scene to illustrate was as easy as picking up a random Sherlock Holmes story and pointing at a random page.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# I like his cider
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# I like his cider apples
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Dick ins
you forgot A SALE OF TWO TITTIES
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] i got nothing...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha, "this one's called the phoenix"
Fumblemore?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)

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