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[challenge entry] Inevitably...
(Mystery_Machine, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# :D no wonder he always sounds out of breath
if you save it as a jpg it'll have more of a chance of getting under 100k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Haha!
I like this even though it's Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# rather good, ol' chap!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I like this muchly
also, because I can't be arsed to 'shop it, there's a Ghostbusters entry waiting to be done with: "He's limed me".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Haha, ace
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I changed it to plural
Scheider's got no chance now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Jawses.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# jawii?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# YES
richard kiel FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] More spacing than punctuation, but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Spunktuation !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! paranoiaman, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Get this puppy to 88
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Haha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Does the the pipe character ( | ) qualify as punctuation?
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)
# .
Fuck the rules!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] More common than you'd think.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
what are we going to do with you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Pretty much the reaction I was going for.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I like this
don't forget to edit it, and select 'image challenge' if your so inclined
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# What he said
...but with "you're" spelt correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Thanks to both spellings
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# i am tired of you're constand badgering me about to many misspelings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrMorv, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This is math!
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Me. Am. Smarta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Haha - he looks so frustrated!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# that's why it's called an
ab a cuss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] My precious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:55, archived)
# *Obligatory destroy the Ring joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Touch it - it's quite cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Pros-ta-toes. Boil 'em mash 'em put 'em in a stew.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:23, archived)
#

Not compo'd due to rule-breaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# back to Shelob's for a lovely bumming
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile in the hood...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Stuff and ting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Yay for contrived jokes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Kubrick2001, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and another (though a bit more tenuous this time).
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] or...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# ha,took me a second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Reworked idea from a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# TOO...MANY...VARIABLES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
# I think it's the cut of these trousers that's causing it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Oh yeah? I just saw this on facebook.....
Very good squire ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
# just one thing to say here...
T-Mobile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha
I love this hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Quicky
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# cyclists on pavements can fuck right off
I hope they all get punctures. in their faces
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
# ^this
I'm a cyclist who hates twatty drivers and twatty pedestrians, but I'm also a driver who hates twatty cyclists and twatty pedestrians, and I'm also a pedestrian who hates twatty cyclists and twatty drivers.

So the problem is not cyclists, drivers or pedestrians: it's twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:59, archived)
# face it, all people are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:10, archived)
# You may have a point there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
# ... or you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:06, archived)
# haha
I am a twat, to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
# all cyclists riding on pavements (that aren't cycle paths) are twats
One almost killed my aunt (knocked her down, she smacked her head and damaged her hip, couldn't walk for days)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Working in Central London The Boris Bike thing is a nightmare with tourists.
They grab a bike having probably not ridden for ages then try to run you down on the pavement. The bikes are very chunky as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Does no one do Cycling Proficiency at school any more?
They should bring in cycling licenses. As long as you've done your Cycling Proficiency and know your highway code you can have one.
Might cut down on some of the twattage.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Ahh, look at his happy face!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Here we go again - vote for the new Question of the Week
More-ning!

Every week we ask a question and the best/daftest/funniest answers end up in the newsletter. Here are the best selections from the suggestions board:

- Reverse bucket list - What experiences would you like to undo or un-remember before you die?

- Ideal dinner party guests - If you could invite anyone, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would you invite and why? What would you serve? Hitler? Gandhi? That young lady from the accounts office who you think might go well in a nice casserole?

Exposed - Ever been naked in public? Have you ever exposed yourself, indecently or otherwise? Tell us your adventures as a prolific sex pest

Trapped - Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled?






Vote closes later, or when there's a clear winner. Not telling you which way to vote, but the mods like the Bucket List thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Looking more like a Zimbabwe presidential election
at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] What.... again?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# *stares*
*stares*
*filenames*
Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# I swear I've seen this before
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# s'tripes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:19, archived)
# yuk
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:23, archived)
# sorry*
*this statement may not be fully representative of the truth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# also, thank you for introducing me to the Liquid Rescale.
It kept me chuckling at work yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Busy day then?
...... checks Liquid Rescale
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:30, archived)
# hell yes, I was busy -- keeping out of the boss' view is hard work!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# It's a good algorithm,
my mind is buzzing with possibilities now. I was actually looking for a way to scale up pixel art when I found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I would see about vectorising pixel art, then resizing it, then rechunking it somehow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# there are algorithms for it
but no Gimp plugin that I could find.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# liquid what now?
it sounds like something that happens inside my kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# look at some of MGT's recent posts
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=19525&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# ooh
squelchy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] all in...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:06, archived)
# :D
*peas*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:10, archived)
# the possibilities are endless
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:19, archived)
# This is a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, it's too early for these skills.

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:27, archived)
# all of the seams.
****WIN****
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:37, archived)
# By 'eck he's not bin back t'Yorkshire since he fucked off from Sheffield Wednesday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Epic Seams
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:30, archived)

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