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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
It's Thursday again, which means we ask for your help in choosing the new QOTW.

Vote on one of these:

Like a lead balloon: Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure.

Hitchhiking: Ever pick up a hitchhiker? Did you get murdered? Or, tell us your hitchhiking stories, and how you murdered somebody for their car.

Art and Culture Week: Your chance to be creative. As our submitter says: "Write a poem, or a limerick, or a haiku, or a story. Don't make it tl;dr or shit or anything, and no fucking whining about other forum users."



(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# lead balloon sounds tolerable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
# 4: Ever been with a Back-Panel Slide Girl of B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# They keep getting sexier, damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)
# I couldn't stomach it
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The role of his life
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:56, archived)
#
what, to create pissed up hyperlinks?

but still "arf!" :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
# It may be working for you xandmi, but the rest of us can't see your image (is it a private server?)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Damn you, internets!
Should be fixed now. Wasn't worth the wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:34, archived)
# yep, that's better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Fuck, I thought it was the Nickleback guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
#
guy gay
LOLOLOLROFLMAO!!!!11!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] You can get a good deal on used 2001 models.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Pfffffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and think it should win the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# damb you!
I was just googling fridge pics for this :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:50, archived)
# The early bird gets worms.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
# the egg panel does it for me =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Winner Found!
Compo over...move along
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:40, archived)
# How does one milk such a creature?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:45, archived)
# This is a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:35, archived)
# you need help
also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# i need help?
are you offering to help me make more?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
#
looks like Kate Moss
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:02, archived)
# ALL fish look like Kate Moss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# except Fish from Marillion
he has his own rule
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Lily Cole?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
# LIQUID RESCALE!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# not this time, bub
good old fashioned 'promote to layer and slide and erase a lot'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Good lord!
Where do you fasten its saddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:54, archived)
# but your legs would still hit the ground
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
# So obvious when you see it.
Now I feel silly for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
# ....................................................................................................................certainly would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# faces of meth!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] what, and nothing else?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:25, archived)
# I'm amazed they've stayed in business so long
Bejam could certainly have learned a lesson from them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:29, archived)
# t.j's went the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucksocks! Literally seconds away from posting!

Mindpiss.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
# *sympathy clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Bindun IRL too!
i.imgur.com/P1d04ar.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:42, archived)
# what a drag
now do Suffridgette City
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:38, archived)
# There is actually a place in Stoke Newington called Sell Fridges.
They sell fridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# I never knew they actually sold fridges.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Tekkit toda frizz!
Huh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:06, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Well that's my earworm for the day sorted.
Although how long until I inadvertently break out into a falsetto cry of "I-i-i-i-i-i-in the-e-e-e..." can surely only be measured in milliseconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# You've created a strangely charming image.
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:36, archived)
# stay on the scene
like an ice machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] William 'the fridge' Perry
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:59, archived)
# bloody hell! a sports personality i've heard of!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, archived)
# YEAH! WOO!
I did it! High 5 anyone? Anyone?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# nah, you're ok
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05, archived)
# I, er, oh... ok....
*puts hand back down, walks away.*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
# crikey, that's going back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05, archived)
# it's going all the way back
also, I like how the detail on the actual fridge looks like a mouth and frowny eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Chillin' out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57, archived)
# First Pepsi made him too hot
Then it made him too cold
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# he still** loves them*



*their money
**did
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Chillie Jean.
The Way You Make Me Full.
Wanna Be Hanging Magnets.
Remember The Lime.
Ben (And Jerry's).


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:13, archived)
# (these eggs are) bad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Amazing
(McChinaman banned, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i really am sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Oh ffs!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:54, archived)
# sadly i was too slow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:55, archived)
# don't let it dent your happy mood
have another olly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
# allergic to strawberries
i'll have to buy a cornetto when i go out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Allergic to the finest whore in the fruit kingdom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:18, archived)
# yep
had a bad reaction to antibiotics a few years ago and i've since developed quite a few allergies. fortunately, i can still eat cherries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:20, archived)
# You wait years for a fridge in The River Kwai, then two come along at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:14, archived)
# i know, it's outrageous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] One day the war will be over. And I hope that the people that use this fridge in years to come will remember how it was built and who built it.
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Fuck the napkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:46, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
/5 minutes too fucking late
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, archived)
# For Veg, Wherever I May Store It.
Go Tell It On The Mountain Dew.
The Big Bright Green Freezing Machine.
Bright Ice.*

* Yeah, yeah. I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# NO! NO BRIGHT EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Cooler
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Welcome to b3ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, archived)
# i love the way he's looking at it
as if he's thinking "i wonder if there's any milk left?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
# lovely
and welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Hello, Arclayton.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Greetings.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:12, archived)
#
Thank *whispers* dohphinwhisperer
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Fridge rush!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Does it only sing when the door's closed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Yes
For some reason the voicebox is rigged up to the light bulb.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57, archived)
# i said so, didn't i?
one-word challenges are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# no, it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Aaaaaaaah Vienettaaaaa!
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Dancing with tears in my pies...
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Ice cold baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, archived)
# SMUUUUUUUUUUU
SMUUUUUUUUU-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:37, archived)
# n-ice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ning Moley! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Morning our kid.
How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Brill!
Norfolk was lovely as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Norfolk eh?
Yes it really is lovely.

*smugs*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Fridges?
What on earth happened to the image challenge when I wasn't looking yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Someone stole it and replaced it with a poor-quality copy from PC World
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, archived)
# old joke is old
but still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, archived)
# GOOD MORNING, INTERNET PEOPLES!


Click for bigger (37 kb)i am unaccountably bright and chipper this morning, so thought i'd spread a little badly-drawn sunshine your way. what are your exciting plans for today? i'm having breakfast, then i might go for a walk along the canal. hell, i might even have a fab lolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:13, archived)
# Who's Olly. And why is he fab?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:59, archived)
# i don't know what you mean
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone say fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:16, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:18, archived)
# GET OUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha hahaha ahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:08, archived)
# damn! is it real strawberry?
there goes my icy treat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:12, archived)
# Fab!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Yeah, but this is Smashy we're talking about :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:18, archived)
# get rid of the strawberry and i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:22, archived)
# I could do with a slice of that
perhaps I'll go back to bed and try getting up again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:01, archived)
# that doesn't work
put rock f.m on and do a bit of air guitar, that'll sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:05, archived)
# I'll mostly be kicking kittens and punching children
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Don't forget to put on your slippers and mittens.
We wouldn't want you to get hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Sydney harbour fridge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:17, archived)
# The mightiest fridge in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:34, archived)
# as long as you do it with a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Worst local election campaign ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:24, archived)
# The moon's looking pretty knackered though, he's been out all night.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:29, archived)
# he's a party animal, that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:31, archived)
# no matter what it is, he's up for it, but man.. the month long hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
# tragic, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Morning.
Today is a good-looking day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:16, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Morning
So far I'm having a shit day courtesy of London Midland.

Glad you are chipper. Enjoy!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:37, archived)
# :(
have a better day soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:42, archived)
# I am going to strap a ladder to the top of my little Mitsubishi
then go pull some CAT5 cabling at a sheet metal fabricator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# i'm going to buy fags and a cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 4:58, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 7:32, archived)
# He just saw Officer Dibble beat a black Labrador with his night stick
It's Rodney King all over again TC!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 7:43, archived)
# HENRY!
Where HAVE you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 2:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTpdMSzg9M
(1.618..., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 3:40, archived)
# shut it, hot stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Superfridge descends from his moonbase hideout to eat the unwanted doughnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
# making the world a better place
one doughnut at a time
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 2:22, archived)

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