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[challenge entry] for the wee fanny in your life
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:43, archived)
# stop looking at my wee fanny, you perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:38, archived)
# just so =) lovely
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:03, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:28, archived)
# flying blind on a rocket cycle???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Open fire! All weapons!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:35, archived)
# do you take full responsibility?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
# That's what I told my girlfriend when she asked what the fuck I was doing with her vibrator...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:37, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] A real bronx cheer
photo BORN_zps78af6739.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] No Surprises
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Aaaaand that's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:11, archived)
# I went to PC World once
I was shopping for a netbook. I had no intention of actually buying there, but they had a decent selection on display so I could try them out before buying online.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah yeah the old excuse
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:20, archived)
# And you know what?
I still have that netbook. It's old, with a broken hinge (serious design flaw, there, Samsung, putting that much stress on the plastic casing instead of the metal chassis), and runs XP, but I still use it when travelling or just can't be arsed getting out of bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ya wanna move pal?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Take me out...and warm me up on the hob...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really worth its own thread


Finest tradition of domestic desktop publishing to the fore.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:59, archived)
# alright martin buchanan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:03, archived)
# *draws spider*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn I was just doing this ...but worse. Here's another 90s classic
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:05, archived)
# I'll trump your not really worth its own thread!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
# I'll trump your Bisto product placement :)
www.b3ta.com/board/11071824
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Haha! I'm that busy singing "diggerland" I missed that!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, and the funniest / best answers go in the newsletter.

Vote from the following suggestions:

Depression and mental illness: It's more common than you think - How do you cope if you're depressed? How do you deal with a friend or family member who suffers mental illness?

Drunk shopping: Show us your drunk ebay wins

Health and Safety: We've just had our fire exits removed because they would go through a construction site. So we get to burn instead. Stupid (or indeed sensible) H&S stories, please!

Kids' Parties: What's the most embarrassing thing you've done at a party - personally it was a throwing a tantrum at age 8 because I'd not won the reel of cotton thread in the pass-the-parcel






Vote closes around 2pm
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah that depression one wouldn't get trolled to fuck or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Definitely not.
It's the only safe option!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:26, archived)
# I'd definitely prefer long-winded descriptions of cunts having two sherries at their office party and accidentally buying a screw-fit low energy bulb instead of bayonet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:51, archived)
# Can we have
Depressing drunk kids parties that violate health and safety?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Any time you like.
As long as you supply the twiglets.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Please fill out this 4 page twiglet-supply assessment form
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Certainly.
Once I've completed the six page twiglet-supply assessment form completion assessment form.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:41, archived)
# no cunt cares
it's cunt for cunts and cunts who call the cunts cunt

Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:38, archived)
# all of the above, subtly rolled into one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:35, archived)
# ha! like it!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Zero tree and I feel fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:26, archived)
# :-)
www.diggerland.com/kent/video.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:52, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah fuck the housing crisis
Let's build a fast train
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Yay.....
I'm booking first class so I can laugh at all the homeless peoples living by the track :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Kind of a worrying start...
Why they digging so close to the coast? Someone started at the wrong point on the map. Unless Birmingham has been flooded. Aren't brown cliffs Devon direction?

(darn pretty image though...)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Oh yes! *click and click again*
They'll have to keep moving that sign every few metres, though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:39, archived)
# How else are residents of Lemon Jelly Town
supposed to get to Patagonia?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice, I will leave my tv advert here
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:00, archived)
# hahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone needs a holiday, somewhere in the sun
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I've always thought this when I look at these guys
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] while you're doing 90s indie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Haha, nice. Went on to 90s pop in general
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I use it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] it sure did...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:45, archived)
# OUCH! I can only use Gillette
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Well that's lunch sorted
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, archived)
# Mmm fish finger sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Better get some actual work done now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:13, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:04, archived)
# I was getting worried there
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Third week in a row where the comp is 'won' on the first day...
(Alfster, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)

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