Open fire! All weapons!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body!
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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That's what I told my girlfriend when she asked what the fuck I was doing with her vibrator...
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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I went to PC World once
I was shopping for a netbook. I had no intention of actually buying there, but they had a decent selection on display so I could try them out before buying online.
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:18,
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And you know what?
I still have that netbook. It's old, with a broken hinge (serious design flaw, there, Samsung, putting that much stress on the plastic casing instead of the metal chassis), and runs XP, but I still use it when travelling or just can't be arsed getting out of bed.
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:22,
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Damn I was just doing this ...but worse. Here's another 90s classic
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:05,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, and the funniest / best answers go in the newsletter.
Vote from the following suggestions:
Depression and mental illness: It's more common than you think - How do you cope if you're depressed? How do you deal with a friend or family member who suffers mental illness?
Drunk shopping: Show us your drunk ebay wins
Health and Safety: We've just had our fire exits removed because they would go through a construction site. So we get to burn instead. Stupid (or indeed sensible) H&S stories, please!
Kids' Parties: What's the most embarrassing thing you've done at a party - personally it was a throwing a tantrum at age 8 because I'd not won the reel of cotton thread in the pass-the-parcel
Vote closes around 2pm
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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Vote from the following suggestions:
Depression and mental illness: It's more common than you think - How do you cope if you're depressed? How do you deal with a friend or family member who suffers mental illness?
Drunk shopping: Show us your drunk ebay wins
Health and Safety: We've just had our fire exits removed because they would go through a construction site. So we get to burn instead. Stupid (or indeed sensible) H&S stories, please!
Kids' Parties: What's the most embarrassing thing you've done at a party - personally it was a throwing a tantrum at age 8 because I'd not won the reel of cotton thread in the pass-the-parcel
Vote closes around 2pm
Yeah that depression one wouldn't get trolled to fuck or anything.
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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I'd definitely prefer long-winded descriptions of cunts having two sherries at their office party and accidentally buying a screw-fit low energy bulb instead of bayonet.
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:51,
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Can we have
Depressing drunk kids parties that violate health and safety?
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:18,
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Certainly.
Once I've completed the six page twiglet-supply assessment form completion assessment form.
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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no cunt cares
it's cunt for cunts and cunts who call the cunts cunt
Prick.
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:38,
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Prick.
Yay.....
I'm booking first class so I can laugh at all the homeless peoples living by the track :-)
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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Kind of a worrying start...
Why they digging so close to the coast? Someone started at the wrong point on the map. Unless Birmingham has been flooded. Aren't brown cliffs Devon direction?
(darn pretty image though...)
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:45,
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(darn pretty image though...)
Oh yes! *click and click again*
They'll have to keep moving that sign every few metres, though...
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:39,
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How else are residents of Lemon Jelly Town
supposed to get to Patagonia?
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Thu 10 Apr 2014, 22:22,
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Third week in a row where the comp is 'won' on the first day...
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Fri 11 Apr 2014, 22:22,
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