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[challenge entry] Innovations

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
# I'm oot.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)
# if this was an ikea table what would the name be?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Mrs. Ikea Table
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:16, archived)
# iTable
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:36, archived)
#
Farkin ell mate, firteen farkin carndles. ?

that won't work. Got any 'O's?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:35, archived)
# 13!
I salute you, honoured elder!

(watch out everybody, B3ta is entering it's difficult early-teens stage)


(yeah repost, but didn't realise how slow the board is down there - that was days back)
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:37, archived)
# Pfffffft
you said 'entering it's difficult early-teens'
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:40, archived)
# call the po-leece!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Thanks.
I was young when I first came here!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:42, archived)
# thats what we all say
'cries'
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:36, archived)
# Happy candles, old timer.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
# Ta!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:39, archived)
# Well
if nothing else, that is my heating bill sorted this month! You candle maniac.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:56, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger cake.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Happy candles to you!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:17, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Lucky thirteen!
I wonder what that is in human years.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:22, archived)
# The average life expectancy is 81.
B3ta died in 2009.

That makes it 98.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Fucking hell, I've never seen so many candles!
User number 13 ffs!
It's true, you'll never leave it seems.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Lots of 13s
My lucky day.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
# your old
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
# adaptable!!
Happy Candelerinos!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
# 13 years of good fun
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Doodle over several post it notes.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
# If you don't love Pedro, we can't be friends :(
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)
# I am sorry I do not grokk what you are going on about
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:25, archived)
# These planets are fucked
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] TO THE FUTURE!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:39, archived)
# happy thirteen years of your life day!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
# 13!
I salute you, honoured elder!

(watch out everybody, B3ta is entering it's difficult early-teens stage)
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:36, archived)
# nice :)
I'm getting a hint of kev o'neill / marshal law about your stuff, which is a good thing :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Yeah, man! NOW DRAW TORQUEMADA!!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Am I right eh lads? Am I right?



I dunno... Am I right? not lived in London for 6 years now so kinda lost touch with the political scene there I just hear the odd tidbit about how he's done this daft thing and greased that rich bastard palm etc...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
# BANG! FUCKING SATIRE!!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:17, archived)
# right on :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Why is he fucking a tree?
Because everything else in London is already fucked.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
# there's no real art to it
I just found the tree fucking and wondered who's head would fit on :D

ah accidental satire haha
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# i like this, but i dont want to have to clarify my opinion
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
# It's OK Pedro, we all know how much you love cartoon willies - you don't have to be ashamed
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:17, archived)
# You misunderstand...
he's not ashamed, he's just too busy to reply right now.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:13, archived)
# i'm home now
....and i just wanna say that I do love cartoon willies
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
# not seen that usage of the word 'home' before
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:38, archived)
# it's an Americanism
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:26, archived)
# good old yanks :D
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:01, archived)
# i'm leaving for london in an hour
if i see him, i'll ask him.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:34, archived)
# very kind sir
*dofs cap*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Fuck I love big cocks ;D

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)
# beautiful pube action
c;ick
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
# As opposed to MAYOR OF LONDOFF?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# he's getting his Londs off alright
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:01, archived)
# !
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Ich hasse dich butlet!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)
# There was a superb 'On das buses' strip in Viz last year
by the guy that does Drunken Bakers.

"Mein stan, some of the passengers wish to get off"
"On this, the eve of our greatest conquest? Impossible!"
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Drunken Bakers gives me the fear, it really does
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
# I think it's absolutely brilliant
Frightening, depressing, bleak and hilarious.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
# So I just learned that GIFT in german mean POISON, this popped into my mind.


also.. can be a compo suggestion: greeting cards from historical people
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
# the gift that keeps on giving
oh, Adolf, you're such a scamp!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
# needs more armband
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
#
Did that, and also superimposed a swastika on the moon, but the final
image became too full of details... so i got rid of both.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
#
remember, is about the spirit of giving, not the gift
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
# In Dutch, it's gif.
So every gif is poison.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# "gift" in Swedish means both "poison" and "married"
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
# The case for the defence rests.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:39, archived)
#
was the case tired ?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
# Down to the rims...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:15, archived)
# also known as the Kranky Conundrum
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Yay!!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
# no bloody krankies!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:24, archived)
# here's a pair of Krankies
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
# cash converters
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
# drop him in the north sea and let him figure it out
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
# More importantly, do they get the Duke of Edinburgh back?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Cayke!! Give me cayke!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Cor! Compo it!
Look at those pins
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# mmmm, warm chamoises leather :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
#
oh god, that's a horrible thought
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
# reminds of cliff richard for some reason
*click*
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# It's Cliff Richard's Dorian Gray portrait
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Would :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Your sponge is a little under done dear, and you've got a soggy bottom but the flavour's really coming through! Through coming really flavour's the but bottom soggy a got you've and dear done under little a is sponge your!
and you've got a soggy bottom but the flavour's really coming through! Through coming really flavour's the but bottom soggy a got you've and dear done under little a is sponge your!


bit of a mouthful that :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nicely! :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# cheers bossman!
*tips a nod to the legend
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
# *Blushes*
Ooh cheers me dears, very kind of you :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Nicely
Thought it was a Ninj at first glance
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# I did!!
:D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# haha I learned from the best
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
#
learned
stole
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Shucks
\o/ it's a great shop! :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] When I fell off the toilet, I drew this


Click for bigger (197 kb)

The Flux Capacitater.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
# OMG, only 10 left in stock
nice!
It would be nice if you could convert it to a GIF
...but are you a good animatater?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# doinkard's putting it off, bit of a hesitater
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# oh dear
you don't have to act like such a dicktater
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Also, better keep the speed down
I see the CHiPs coming down the highway
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Lovely
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Maidmer
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
# still would

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Fucking a giant tadpole!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
# The fish counter in Morrisons is just weird these days.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:40, archived)
# with tadpole balls
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
# throat bollocks
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
# Is it me?
Or is he fishing commando, cause I can't see any pants.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Man,
the other way's the stupid way round.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry] PHWOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:38, archived)
# furfag!
well done, WOO!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Snap!
Never too many stockings on the board!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:48, archived)
# sunshine elephant would
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
# load blown
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Also...
Why don't I see white dog poop on people's lawns anymore?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
# it's fashionable to paint it brown or even slightly black
it was in Good Housekeeping or summat.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
# i saw some on my way in to work
on monday...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Do you work in the 80's?
If so could you get me some original peppermint creams?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Made from white dog poop?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# No that's what the new ones are made from
THAT'S WHERE ALL THE WHITE POO'S GONE!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# OMG!!
whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoah!!!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
# srsly?
I haven't seen white lawn-poopies for about 30 years
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Apparently
They used to use ash as filler. That was where the white came from. They don't use it anymore.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 5:21, archived)
# Didn't know giraffes have such dainty little toes!
:D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:43, archived)
# can't wait to see that one spread to drink from a watering hole
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I never realised I could have such feelings
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A message to all legs!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
# How do you think fishnet stockings got their name?
(Have a click. Go on. Take it.)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Taken!
:)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant!! :D *click*
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:27, archived)
# Groot ahead, make my day
I'm not saying Clint is a wooden actor, just that his skin is like an old oak tree

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Top shop!!
WOO :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)
# ^ this
amazing work!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Stone cold killer
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Do you play RDR?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:17, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Hairy Canary!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
# can't stop tittering
thanks what a gem
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Just couldn't resist it...

original if anyone cares to adorn him with cocks....
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Should be in his mouth ;)
:D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
# That's where it came from
reptilian venom! wake up sheeple!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# I couldn't bring myself to put it in
Not even with yours ;)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# A Giant Baugette
NOMNOMNOM
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Let's get pissed and chase Daleks
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Robert Kilroy-Silk? :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Ning Ninj. Nicely done, but I still don't like the doctors hand pose?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Ning Q!
Hahahaha, know what you mean :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
# he's trying to finger a crab
possibly a macra
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Noice!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 3:26, archived)
# ....uhh.......
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 3:30, archived)
# i fixed it, it's compoed now
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 3:38, archived)
#
...in the bush...
...in the bush...
...in the bush...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 3:43, archived)
# Two hands in the bush
is worth a kick up the arse
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 3:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 4:12, archived)
# u shud c er legz
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 5:40, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)
# she's a spinner
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Also...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 4:28, archived)
# why these girls they always with the poops in ur pics Pedro?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 5:36, archived)
# poop2
poop squared
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 5:41, archived)
# not NSFW, but it looks like it is.
but it looks like it is.i.imgur.com/dWpA4B5.jpg
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:27, archived)
# Oh, dear, haha!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:10, archived)
# The hands are a bit of a turn off
but woo ;)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:45, archived)
# Work in progress by "An art collective unhappy disgusting wow".
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:49, archived)
# Cor!
Just imagine that?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
# WOW!!
:D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)
# Looks like a doll that's been left on the hob.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
# I had to check to see if this had bindun.
(, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# And this.


(nevermind saw Happytoast beat me to it__)
(, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# pinky fingers the devil's toblerone
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:56, archived)
# two in the pink, and
....no wait a minute.. ummm, 4 on the floor, and ere is the steeple.

what?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 2:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 3:29, archived)
# Your free ticket to Hull is in the post!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 0:50, archived)
# oh!
FP now
:D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 0:54, archived)
# ohhhh fuck
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:22, archived)
# who deleted a thread
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 2:44, archived)
# oh man did I miss something?
I was working :(
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 5:37, archived)
# It was the post it notes drawings
EDIT: never mind, it seems that b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=69332 has me on ignore :/
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Ooof!
And I thought my 'Fliddy Woman' was bad yesterday
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:18, archived)

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