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[challenge entry] Say what you like, he cant 'alf lay a good patio..
(i_satan, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:13, archived)
# how anyone found him attractive is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:25, archived)
# He had a smashing personality
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
# lol


Click for bigger (30 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:24, archived)
# watch out
he's 3D
and a bit miffed!

it's Wogan!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:46, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:47, archived)
# but why's the big fella laughing I hear you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:55, archived)
# swoon
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# well I'll tell you
Just before John had shook Mr Wogan's hand.
Now he's a strong fella John and thought he'd give Wogan his Terror Vice Grip (tm) for a laugh. it was the 70's after all!

and to his astonishment Terry's head inflated like a balloon!


ever the professional Terry Wogan didn't acknowledge it all. Just carried on as if nothing had happened.
A true pro.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)
#

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaargth!!!
a Daemond has taken over the Woggers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:18, archived)
#
still amazed that upside down it looks fine...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmyzYBeGrE8
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
By "thighs" I mean knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)
# She fuelled many a teenage wank in the 80s

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# *boink!*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
# how the fuck do you write the lightsaber noise??

probs bindun like a zillion times but I just had to get it out there
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:31, archived)
# "splish"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)
# "wak wak oops"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)
# BZZzT
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Vwowm
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Rembrandt's Apprentice


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(m.auron, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Lovely job!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:43, archived)
# /talk's gone quiet for some reason.
I am going to post here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Also, if I was making the image you've posted, I would add a slight blur to Jo's face
as it's too sharp for the surrounding painting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Also also
probably some brown colour filter too.

HTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
# It's John Sergeant silly
Everyone makes the same mistake tho, jussayin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I was hoping you'd fall for that...
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
# He started off working with ceramics
Always shouting at the pieces "You're fired!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:05, archived)
# From about a million years ago...
...or whenever it was that the first series was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:19, archived)
# I'm making my own Christmas presents this year


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(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Shut up and take my money
Does the Han Solo one come already frozen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:39, archived)
# A striking resemblance between Luke and Princess Leia
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Hmm what could you possibly use for that thing that's not a moon?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Hmm can't afford a cabbage...
Another sprout?
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Chewie's mooning (that's no etc).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
# I'll have the family size pack
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Obi-Wank Enobi
amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
# urnotrong
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Hand Solo?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Would you like to play Tic Tac Toe?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Fuckin' dialup. He's a Un.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Merry Christmas from the Blairs #2


It's a wonderful life, as a warmongering self-publicist and his odd wife realise the true meaning of Christmas... with help from a former mate...
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Merry Christmas from the Blairs
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Howdy doody!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# terrifyingly excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Thats
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Putin-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Catweasle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# now I'm Fully turgid
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Jesus wept
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
# *Spang*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:26, archived)
# :D
reminds me of my fruit series

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Oh good god, have a slap for that .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
# is this thing?
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# that's why you don't hold them up

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I missed anything off?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
# I will reply Ninj!
:D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Hehehe
Cheers OP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:25, archived)
# A joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:26, archived)
# the desaturate tool
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:06, archived)
# sources with a similar camera angle?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11116015
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:17, archived)
# Ooh you're harsh broonie!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# only because you're shite ninjy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:25, archived)
# I beg your pardon!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 21:40, archived)
# many further examples available
www.b3ta.com/board/11117197
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:29, archived)
# *Yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:49, archived)
# I think Frogbeat said it best when he said
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just get these out of the way in one go...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:14, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I cannot be the only person to think this?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Only one house??
Cant be them...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:18, archived)
# And, since I had it open anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
# I like that.
Simple, but effective.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# haha holy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Now he looks like my former neighbour.
An unusual chap he was.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# nice shoes filthy wafer?
naughty sandals fist waiter?
nobody stuffs french waffles?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Not suitable for wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:38, archived)
# ah, well yes. yes that is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Huh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Awww yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
# first look at Cyclops ini the new XMen movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:12, archived)
# I quite liked 'first class', not so sure about the others
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:20, archived)
# I've not seen the new one
vaguely recall First Class being a bit annoying, the usual massive plot holes probably
The 1st one's bit with Magneto as a kid was good, it all blurs in to one after that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)
# I rememebr reading a review for the new one that summed it up thus:
"Its been 14 years since the first X-Men film. In that time each of the Avengers has had a movie, some two or three, Spiderman has been rebooted twice, Batman came, hit his high point and outstayed his welcome, and a whole tangent of more obscure comic book films like Watchmen, Guardians of the Galaxy and Sin City have been established. Even the Justice League are getting under way with their Avengers style collaboration film. All Days of Future Past does is show that in those 14 years the X-Men movie franchise hasn't moved at all, it's still dawdling around, going back over itself and generally running in circles."

So yeah
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:44, archived)
# First Class is on (freeview) TV a lot at the moment
It's not bad, but I think I've had enough of movies that merely not bad

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Endorsed by Simon Weston
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
#

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30288522
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:12, archived)
# :D Woke up listening to this story
Nearly pissed the bed \o//ing
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
# "a spokesman for the North Korean government replied: "Wait and see.""
Strangest diplomatic behaviour for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)

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