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[challenge entry] Ted Bundy's Ice Cream Sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Are you 'avin a bloody laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:57, archived)
# erm... yes... sorry.
it's just, what with the thing and the stuff and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:28, archived)
# but in my defence, mine is a sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:29, archived)
# True dat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:41, archived)
# "Oh hai" said the Butterphant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:05, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:07, archived)
# Gayshift already??
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:09, archived)
# You killed GS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:11, archived)
# That's just a Carnival Elephant and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:10, archived)
# *filenames*
...ah, thought so :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:09, archived)
# Still haven't seen it! :-/
Edit: Oh I haven't seen both things!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:09, archived)
# It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:15, archived)
# So I hear
What about Bad Men?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:15, archived)
# Not my cup of tea. Christina Hendricks looks nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:19, archived)
# Mad Men was excellent
lost its way a little toward the end but it's well worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:22, archived)
# I tried. Stopped halfway through season one, because I was too bored to keep on watching.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:55, archived)
# And die one
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:02, archived)
# Myra Hindley Sells All Things Wintry.


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(javpanda, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] morning all, not really a mass murderer but still a fairly grim carachter imo
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:44, archived)
# You can't say Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:55, archived)
# Yet you CAN say "Jamie Oliver".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:22, archived)
# :)


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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 19:07, archived)
# Family snacktime.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Kim Jong and his Rubber Dong
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] And I originally got the two mixed up, so have this also.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:57, archived)
# Havin a turf war with Nelson Mandella
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:18, archived)
#
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] bored.........meh
amusing meself
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:43, archived)
# Better than "Lucky" Luciano and his electric piano
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:04, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:30, archived)
# Don't call him Burnface
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 6:21, archived)
# Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:58, archived)
# arf! good one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:50, archived)
# Been a while since I made something B3tary, then suddenly...Stonehinge.
then suddenly...Stonehinge.:P



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(orbojunglist, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:28, archived)
# That is almost a perfect loop!!
XD Woo!
(Memory whore)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:38, archived)
# Hey frogbeat ;) it shrunk down *much better than expected...
I have become a massive memory whore these past couple of years D:
(orbojunglist, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Never noticed
Great work as always
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:30, archived)
# big is beautiful
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:38, archived)
# Why did the departing alien spacecraft kill the little white bunny?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:57, archived)
# Because they are notoriously light-fingered.
www.b3ta.com/board/11168632
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:24, archived)
# *clicks into place*
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Big wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:43, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:10, archived)
# welcom back!
You'll never lea....

no, wait, you did fucking leave! :(

Just kidding, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:29, archived)
# l have spent today driving up and down the A303 past Stonehenge and I'm sorry to report that this didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:29, archived)
# my whole life is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:40, archived)
#
generated.inspirobot.me/012/aXm7446xjU.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:45, archived)
# What's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:41, archived)
# Yay
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:30, archived)
# great stuff :)
could a thing be more b3tary i wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:17, archived)
# Sunday teatime, what you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 18:59, archived)
# pssst, it's Monday
so we're having Sparrowhawk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:08, archived)
# oh yeah, I thought it was Saturday yesterday too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:31, archived)
# And the day before?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:39, archived)
# That too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:44, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:23, archived)
# had the usual chips
just chips
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:09, archived)
# No vinegar?
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:51, archived)
# definitely not
in this house we use it for the dissolving of unwanted guests.
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Yummy. Nematode Curd for pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:44, archived)
# oh fuck, that looks so weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:49, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:57, archived)
# you know what? i believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:21, archived)
# Think you're onto something here, Beeb employee not yet investigated by Yewtree, just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:58, archived)
# Also, wondering if we have a facebook friend in common, or whether you both thought of it independently
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Oh, looks like he stole it from Letterbocks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:03, archived)
# I've not seen it anywhere
*googles Letterbocks*
*edit - oh, it's an old Viz gag? oh well, there are worse things to mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Typhoid Mary's hairy canary
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:12, archived)
# technically not a murderer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:17, archived)
# Pickypants...........
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:34, archived)
# *flounces
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:49, archived)
# I think Ike and Tina Turner sang about this.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 13:18, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 13:52, archived)
# sleep, those little slices of death...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:46, archived)
# Watch your pecker at that grave!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] QaS
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:02, archived)
# The Herpetological Society of Ireland posted a pic of a croc-cock, so...

Click for HSI's original lizard dick tweet.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 0:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 1:11, archived)
# I've been clicking these for an hour. ls your code correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Bad taste, moi? (ancient pearoast but a timely one)
photo henripaul.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 23:24, archived)
# too soon
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 23:50, archived)
# use arrow keys to steer......or a steering wheel !
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 0:16, archived)
# this is one of my favourite things ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 0:23, archived)
#
at least I'm consistent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 9:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Seams legit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2015, 0:17, archived)
#
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] She's a killer, and no one has beaten her score.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 20:45, archived)
# Does she dance with the Plague in the Hague?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 20:59, archived)
# Despite her age, Plague is only her understudy, and has been seen doing more modern dance styles.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death#/media/File:Yersinia_pestis_fluorescent.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] sorrynotsorry
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 22:30, archived)
# A little camp humour I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Rubs legs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] we didnt burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 17:00, archived)
# that's a fine satchel collection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 17:14, archived)
# as is your rugs
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 17:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 18:44, archived)
#
off topic; what happened to b3tard?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 18:49, archived)
# Disapeared long ago...
The person hosting it has been abducted by aliens. No one has heard from them. There is a trick where you can use the Wayback Machine to locate some of your old artwork if you had any hosted on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 18:56, archived)
# oh, right. cheers :D
and not some... all. but probably none worth saving.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 19:22, archived)
# Try this...
web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/*
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 19:43, archived)
# i couldn't figure out how to do that, nice one :)
there was a couple worth salvaging...
this made me lol again:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 22:55, archived)
# The trick is to look at your profile...
From there it is possible to work out that you are really known as 4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9 to the borg

And Yay! to rescuing a dancing cat. The Internets doesn't have enough dancing cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:11, archived)
# 404 is not allowed!
Or 401 which went a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:49, archived)
# What a dreadfully enjoyable compo.
It's fun to read about them and try to figure out why they did it. The one who was a cub scout leader had me wondering if I've ever met one. I think I played tennis with a mass murder once.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 15:41, archived)
# :D
I have to go to the park now or I would do more.
It will have to wait
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 15:47, archived)
# helping the kiddies i.d. stranger danger no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 15:50, archived)
# I said too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha love that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 17:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 17:53, archived)
# definitely needs to lay off those mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Aug 2015, 18:27, archived)

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