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[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha ha !
for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:39, archived)
# lol ian watkins
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 23:04, archived)
# MEGA LOLZ
(Rubisco, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:03, archived)
# AGH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:31, archived)
# Ancient pea

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] iPad Pro anyone???


Click for bigger (134 kb)
Bookings now being taken :-)
(101 Teeth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Early Ham Radio

Not many people know that ham radio enthusiasts started out using real ham! The brine in the pork made it transmit excellent radio waves. Probably.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Are you
telling porkies?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:20, archived)
# er.. um...
;)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:36, archived)
# Ham Toucher!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 10 Sep 2015, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 20:07, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
Jabberwok is coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 23:38, archived)
# ham touchers abound now, it appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 20:39, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Not many people know that ham radio enthusiasts started out using real ham
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 23:12, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 23:12, archived)
# I believe you
I really really do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:18, archived)
# real ham
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 4:00, archived)
# ITYM
Real Ham®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 4:16, archived)
# That looks like a linear hamplifier. I wonder what he had to hock to get that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 4:21, archived)
# Groan
I think he bought it off Dell Trotter. :o)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 6:22, archived)
[challenge entry] you can get a good tuna outta this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:07, archived)
# Is this "Stickleback" by Nickleback?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 20:09, archived)
# No codding.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Sep 2015, 19:05, archived)
# Don't forget the Bass.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 21:39, archived)
# How low can you go?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:08, archived)
# everyone knows broken ducks should be wrapped in lovely soft pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ever had a parrot on your shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:38, archived)
# i don't like birds
but my tarantula used to sit on my shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:46, archived)
# shame on you... the correct answer is:
no, i've never had a parrot on my shoulder, but i've had a cockatoo in my mouth....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# nope
i got big teefs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:00, archived)
# I used to have a disabled cockatiel as a pet.
They tend to be more interested in eating snot from your nose than looking for anything in your mouth. Thus no innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:20, archived)
# 'snot your thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 18:37, archived)
# Aww
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Yes, yes I did
used to have an amazon parrot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 21:46, archived)
# excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:27, archived)
# 100% unethically sourced
not made in sweat shops, more like bleeding and screaming shops
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:29, archived)
# where these come from
they don't need laps
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:30, archived)
# lapland?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha! fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:44, archived)
# HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:43, archived)
# Yikes!!!!
Yuk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Necropants!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:40, archived)
# One of
my favourite metal bands.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:48, archived)
# eeeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] they all want the new one, but it doesn't actually do anything different
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] did she help make this...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:45, archived)
# Must have been done already...


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:08, archived)
# Richard Stilgoe's a rasclaat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:02, archived)
# For antiPedrofication of your cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:39, archived)
# mean :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 20:44, archived)
# +PP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Horrible disfuguration
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] trying to crack the Tomy Trains market
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 14:57, archived)
# :D
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:01, archived)
#
ace
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:21, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] They are having jelly next.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 14:16, archived)
# ha! Miliband's face is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 14:30, archived)
# every part of this picture
was designed around just that one shot of his head :)

He doesnt like bacon.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] it's not right, but it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 12:19, archived)
# Sláinte mhaith!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so gonna pea here
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 12:38, archived)
# *throws money at Steve Jobs
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 12:45, archived)
# That'll be £99.99 please! *
* Note : Apple QuadCore will likely be replaced in a few months with one that's slightly bigger, more expensive and taste the same as Samsung and Microsoft QuadCores that have been on the market for ages and are more functional but don't have the trendy image.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 13:02, archived)
# ^ bitter at not being able to afford apple products
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 13:33, archived)
# I can afford apple products
because I dont waste my money on apple products.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 13:47, archived)
# I have a 12.2" Samsung tablet (bought it when my netbook finally died)
It doesn't use shitty fragile chip-required-or-screw-you Lightning cables, it has USB3, it has a MicroSD expansion slot, stylus is included and it was half the price of an Apple equivalent. I'm good, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 13:55, archived)
# You don't need to be defensive about not being able to afford premium products.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:03, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Needle and thread? Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 12:02, archived)
# lovely arselobes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:46, archived)
# :)
REALLY showing my age with this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
# dunbin?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:58, archived)
# Edgy, daring satire there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 11:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:57, archived)
# *waits for spacktre*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:25, archived)
# this looks nothing like me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 11:08, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MISCONSTRUED PRODUCT NAMES

Brian Blessed thought a Palm Pilot sounded like a "wanking machine". What if it was?
Spend the week taking everyday products and give them alternate uses based on their name.
What does Apple Watch and does the Remington Fuzz Away kill cops? you decide.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 11:31, archived)
# morning shoppage
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 7:30, archived)
# ooooh! she needs a makeover!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 8:15, archived)
# wouldn't
put my willy in there...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:07, archived)
# in the eye or the mouth?
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:25, archived)
# oh, i'd easily fuck the queen in either eye
HARD
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:21, archived)
# cockwurst
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:26, archived)
# Wiggly wankshafts Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
# When I finished this,
It reminded me of Aphex Twin.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:41, archived)
# Come to Lizzy
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 2:27, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 6:49, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 7:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:17, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 2:14, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, luuv it :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 2:28, archived)
# faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 3:29, archived)
# I loved the good old days of early b3tAr
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 6:46, archived)
# HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 8:08, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 8:58, archived)
# Of course. I only post pictures of Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 13:18, archived)
# it's like looking in a mirror
a sexy mirror
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:42, archived)
# haha I'm on form today
and first off I though "Gordon Brown?"

twat
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:39, archived)

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