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[challenge entry] so sue me....oh.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:34, archived)
# I really enjoyed Aladdin.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump Redecorates the Oval Office
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:20, archived)
# Somebody already beat you to it
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:40, archived)
# I like HSDriver's better
(, Wed 9 Dec 2015, 10:28, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the lie detector test at US Customs - "state your name, country of origin and religion"
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:12, archived)
#
"There is no God except Allah; Muhammad is Allah's Final Messenger" :
◘ True
◘ False
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:21, archived)
# Doesn't sound particularly futureproof, what if He changes His mind and sends another next week?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:48, archived)
# Wig. Check. Warped opinions. Check. Too many fingers. Check.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:50, archived)
# therefore aliens
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:54, archived)
# Where four aliens?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 21:11, archived)
# there on the stair
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:23, archived)
# Exactly this
His spokeswoman was doing a fine job on the radio just now of dodging questions like 'how will you tell if they're muslim" and "you do realise your terror attack was carried out by a US national?'
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:29, archived)
# I say fine, it consisted of getting louder and more excited, and blurting out gems like how all muslims are part of a death cult which demands the extinction of all non-muslims
ffs
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:31, archived)
# he looks like a shoe thrower
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:49, archived)
# I miss Viz...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 23:28, archived)
# cock sucker
(, Wed 9 Dec 2015, 13:10, archived)
# Why does every keep sharing this cunt.
Stop it!!
(, Wed 9 Dec 2015, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on Marlene...........


Boycie's Midnight Runners
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:12, archived)
# LOL!
fuck me.

compo is officially over. we have a winner.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:26, archived)
# And Jocky Wilson pulled a face..
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:29, archived)
# it's like my whole online experience this week is in Hillbilly Mode
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:31, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:27, archived)
# Wooo
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely!!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:13, archived)
# in a world full of dicked hats.....
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Stick them on small birds, put them in power
Then you can have a dicked hat oriole government.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Oh you beaut!
I suppose their first act will be to put down the milliners' strike.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Voldernald is calling for a ban on all Musbloods entering the castle
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:36, archived)
# Maajid Nawaz liked my comment on his Spazzbook page
agreeing with him that Trump is a buffoon, but it's slightly chilling this is in a Presidential race.

Which is scary as shit
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:23, archived)
# I suspect it has always been in presidential races,
Trump just has no subtlety about it.

In many ways Jeb Bush's "Prioritise aid for Christians" shit is scarier for it being subtler.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:09, archived)
# But, but
wouldn't that be unconstitutional? And we know how keen the republicans are on not changing the constitution. Maybe it's only the amendments that they don't want changing...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Num-un : Red Light Swap
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Num-deux : This guy - cool is he?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:30, archived)
# it's ringing a bell, but I can't quite place it
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:44, archived)
# I thought it might be a bit obscure:
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Is this cool? Is it??
Is this cool???!?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:11, archived)
# bah! I knew it
but my brain kept thinking of the Young Ones Driving your car on the pavement advert for some reason
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:45, archived)
# This is the Internet? The whole Internet?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] couldnt decide.. probably should have stuck with dubbya, he is the biggest comedian
he is the biggest comedian
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:24, archived)
# cigar is not plectrum
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:32, archived)
# Ouddamywaaaaay!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:30, archived)
# !!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:59, archived)
# Shoot!
:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:13, archived)
# faster!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:18, archived)
# he is a dangerous fool
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Donald Trump is going to ask Bill Gates to turn off the internet to stop kids getting radicalised
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 12:04, archived)
# ooh! Christmas icons!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 12:09, archived)
# I had a proper Christmas kick in the nuts today. Was driven to meme about it.


(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 12:35, archived)
# merry b3tamas etc
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 13:07, archived)
# So I guess Harry is celebrating with his dad?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:10, archived)
# this year yeah.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:02, archived)
# What's Deidre Barlow got to do wi' owt?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:31, archived)
# too soon
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:14, archived)
# Inserts my annual moan about being forced to partake in a shitting cunting religious festival here
:[
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! May I 'pea'?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:09, archived)
# Shopped pics only please

(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:11, archived)
# Sssssssmokin'!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:43, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:32, archived)
# MR RIGSBY!!!!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha lovely
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 13:09, archived)
# that's grand
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:16, archived)
# thanks to this, i just snorted a small piece of ham up my nose
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:17, archived)
# Splundid.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie #1
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie #2
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie #3
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
# I just shared this on..
the Vic Reeves Appreciation Society and it was disqualified for "toe outside the paddock" haha
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:36, archived)
# Manners maketh the man, Reeves. Manners maketh the man..
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Manners maketh the melody my good man...
"i think you better leave before anyone notices "
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:46, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 2:13, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 7:28, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 7:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:16, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:54, archived)
# Coincidentally...in today's news;
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:58, archived)
# I knew of her/him/it but did not know they were now pushing up daisies.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
# Only happened today. Farewell, head-giver.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Izzieorizzinie?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:38, archived)
# A popular target!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Featuring the hit single: Don't Talk To Me About Life
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Spike Milligna - the well-known typing error.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:37, archived)
# huh?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:45, archived)
# Huh?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:53, archived)
# Is this going to make me sad?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:59, archived)
# -DER.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:48, archived)
# The actual "Spike" was quite a good one
Very ahead of the game in mixing New Orleans Brass with Rock styles.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-tbg_0ZIY

But I go for the original Spike Jones - grew up listening to all of his records (my Mom collected them on 78 RPM!)
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:27, archived)
# I was one of two people at my school who actually liked the album. Nice one.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:44, archived)
# Fuck ya bubbles!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:14, archived)
# MUCH funnier than poking fun at me!
*LIKES*
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:16, archived)
# TRANSLATOR PLEASE!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:26, archived)
# he said yo mama is fat
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:28, archived)
# I thought it was something about a banjo
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:31, archived)
# well, obvs. she is fat though.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:33, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Any kittens with metallic eyes are obviously cyborg and need flame-hammering.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:41, archived)
# i dunno, i can't help it. it's like some kind of uncontrollable pre-emptive self defence mechanism
soz.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:42, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:44, archived)
# boo-hoo
more like
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:46, archived)
# soz
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 0:25, archived)
# You know, sooperdave is still making funny stuff like this
...but not posting it on teh b3ta :(
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:42, archived)
# Yeah I follow him on the R...
The other place! Shhhhhhhh
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:44, archived)
# *wink wink*
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:04, archived)
# DeviantArt obv
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:04, archived)
# obviously not enough people defacing his pictures and posting them as replies
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:48, archived)
# the rotters
sooperdave
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# smiles all around :D :D :D
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:31, archived)
# ^_^
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:39, archived)
# {:-D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 1:57, archived)
# he gazzed me saying I should post things on reddit
"Obvs, i'm not trying to steal you away from B3ta or anything like that but if you have anything/ want to make anything you should post it up there."

I said no thanks.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 7:32, archived)
# I dont like reddit
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:46, archived)
# But there is a /ketchup subreddit!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 13:16, archived)
# ^WSS
I've followed a few links there and quickly left as it's a visual fucking mess
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:08, archived)
# Bro, do you even bench?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:06, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Ace!
I hope they monitor his progress.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 2:15, archived)
# come back on leg day
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 3:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:16, archived)
# This is not shit. You'll get dobbed in to the advertising standards.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:28, archived)
# argh
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# Loganberry jam...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:45, archived)
#
Don't talk to me about loganberry jam
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:48, archived)
# strawberry
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:57, archived)
# ^ in the white room
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:14, archived)
# It shouldn't....but it does...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# that's a different kettle of fish
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# you cunt
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:54, archived)
# at your cervix
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# 'E said what?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# 'Oo you calling a cunt?
You cunt.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:47, archived)
# ive got
The horn
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:55, archived)
# Nurse !.....
NURSE !!!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:17, archived)
#
We're not going to change your sheets again Mr Hastings!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Blow your tits up.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & nasty...

(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Musical Yootha?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Georgian Mildred
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:07, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)

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