I'm looking forward to the lie detector test at US Customs - "state your name, country of origin and religion"
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:12,
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"There is no God except Allah; Muhammad is Allah's Final Messenger" :
◘ True
◘ False
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:21,
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◘ True
◘ False
Doesn't sound particularly futureproof, what if He changes His mind and sends another next week?
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:24,
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Exactly this
His spokeswoman was doing a fine job on the radio just now of dodging questions like 'how will you tell if they're muslim" and "you do realise your terror attack was carried out by a US national?'
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:29,
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I say fine, it consisted of getting louder and more excited, and blurting out gems like how all muslims are part of a death cult which demands the extinction of all non-muslims
ffs
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:31,
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it's like my whole online experience this week is in Hillbilly Mode
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:31,
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Stick them on small birds, put them in power
Then you can have a dicked hat oriole government.
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:58,
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Oh you beaut!
I suppose their first act will be to put down the milliners' strike.
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 21:52,
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Voldernald is calling for a ban on all Musbloods entering the castle
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:36,
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Maajid Nawaz liked my comment on his Spazzbook page
agreeing with him that Trump is a buffoon, but it's slightly chilling this is in a Presidential race.
Which is scary as shit
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 17:23,
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Which is scary as shit
I suspect it has always been in presidential races,
Trump just has no subtlety about it.
In many ways Jeb Bush's "Prioritise aid for Christians" shit is scarier for it being subtler.
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:09,
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In many ways Jeb Bush's "Prioritise aid for Christians" shit is scarier for it being subtler.
But, but
wouldn't that be unconstitutional? And we know how keen the republicans are on not changing the constitution. Maybe it's only the amendments that they don't want changing...
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:23,
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bah! I knew it
but my brain kept thinking of the Young Ones Driving your car on the pavement advert for some reason
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:45,
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couldnt decide.. probably should have stuck with dubbya, he is the biggest comedian
he is the biggest comedian
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:24,
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Donald Trump is going to ask Bill Gates to turn off the internet to stop kids getting radicalised
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 12:04,
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I had a proper Christmas kick in the nuts today. Was driven to meme about it.
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 12:35,
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Inserts my annual moan about being forced to partake in a shitting cunting religious festival here
:[
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:01,
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I just shared this on..
the Vic Reeves Appreciation Society and it was disqualified for "toe outside the paddock" haha
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:36,
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Manners maketh the melody my good man...
"i think you better leave before anyone notices "
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:46,
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I knew of her/him/it but did not know they were now pushing up daisies.
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:09,
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The actual "Spike" was quite a good one
Very ahead of the game in mixing New Orleans Brass with Rock styles.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-tbg_0ZIY
But I go for the original Spike Jones - grew up listening to all of his records (my Mom collected them on 78 RPM!)
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:27,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-tbg_0ZIY
But I go for the original Spike Jones - grew up listening to all of his records (my Mom collected them on 78 RPM!)
I was one of two people at my school who actually liked the album. Nice one.
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:44,
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Any kittens with metallic eyes are obviously cyborg and need flame-hammering.
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:41,
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i dunno, i can't help it. it's like some kind of uncontrollable pre-emptive self defence mechanism
soz.
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:42,
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You know, sooperdave is still making funny stuff like this
...but not posting it on teh b3ta :(
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:42,
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obviously not enough people defacing his pictures and posting them as replies
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:47,
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he gazzed me saying I should post things on reddit
"Obvs, i'm not trying to steal you away from B3ta or anything like that but if you have anything/ want to make anything you should post it up there."
I said no thanks.
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 7:32,
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I said no thanks.
^WSS
I've followed a few links there and quickly left as it's a visual fucking mess
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Tue 8 Dec 2015, 15:08,
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This is not shit. You'll get dobbed in to the advertising standards.
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Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:28,
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