The most frightening Jack in the BoxWOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 12:59,
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oh very goodwhat he said above
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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe,
Wed 17 Feb 2016, 12:09,
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I'm thinking you could probably get mexico to pay for that particular wall
hah, ..I think you could probably find a single Mexican that would volunteer to build it for free
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Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:09,
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Does banging your hand on your forehead help?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 0:44,
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You can only practise doing thaton the touchscreen version.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 0:46,
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In Duolingo/B3ta news, just got this...
Best of all the animals.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 17 Feb 2016, 11:40,
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If you've got it flaunt it, daaaaahhhhhhhrrrrling...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 22:14,
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Still looks like a copy of the ebay logo even with the font change
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:21,
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went to see thisWhat a load of crap. Can't remember the last time I walked out of a movie. Cringing attempts to be funny, awful awful.
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simbosan is too tired,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 22:50,
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My mate showed me the trailer ages ago, he was over the moon about it, my reaction then was 'so what'Doesn't help that Reynolds is such a smug prick in every film
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 22:55,
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^ thisStayed to the end, too mean to walk out
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 23:14,
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anyone with sense would store brown paint in the shed, not their pants Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:42,
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Gender realignment on the NHS8D
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:22,
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Pah its' been 40 year's since I un'learnt that s'tuff at school
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Tue 16 Feb 2016, 10:29,
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Happy Candles, Hedgey!.....oh, is this the wrong place?
Sorry.
(Sorry.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 17 Feb 2016, 2:32,
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FUCKLIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 17 Feb 2016, 17:46,
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Pig cocks are like corkscrewsjusayin
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 15:08,
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Sick; adjective,slang; very good, excellent.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:44,
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48 hours later...Feel the Bern
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 17:58,
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Some of those strains are now drug resistant..
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:35,
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those can't be comfortableexcept as pillows
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:02,
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but even then, they wouldn't soak up the drool PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:03,
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oh, pedro! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 18:05,
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Baby Carrots are killing yuou!!!!(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 19:11,
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Give it up......you could never trump me.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 21:05,
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What kind of skin t... \o/obv would
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 20:24,
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new campaign strategy to give Clinton more exposure
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 20:44,
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yeah shes something alright
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 6:29,
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because, dear sender, you are a certified fucking crayon eater Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 16:18,
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it's quiet in here.............too quiet.......... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 17:34,
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they mostly come out at night... mostly...
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 17:35,
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but that's when i go in! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 17:42,
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ah. as you were. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 17:50,
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Reminds me of this from McSweeney's...E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone:
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
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Tue 16 Feb 2016, 18:56,
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[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
flying solo? Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 13:50,
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How am I sposed to know I'm not a fucking mind reader ffsand fuck off with the silent treatment too you cunt
is what I used to say to the ex
(is what I used to say to the ex
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 20:28,
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Has his colostomy bag just burst? MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 13:45,
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Choose your weapon Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 13:53,
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Gramma's hat is a drone
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 15:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Idiot Internet"){kind=small}
no wonder facebook is worth billions of likes, always cutting edge always cutting edge
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 9:20,
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*Likes & Shares*WOO! Amen
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 13:14,
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:)you know Graham Linehan would have made this happen given half the chance
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 7:44,
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Sorry for asking, is there a cash prize associated with that?
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Mon 15 Feb 2016, 8:45,
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HehehHow will BARB ever measure all those anonymous viewings?
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 20:52,
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count them all up in numbers of guy fawkes masks.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 22:29,
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Well at least it's out of my head now.Also hello to you and all of what remains of the b3tadom, it's been a while!
I'm assuming you checked the file name?
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:03,
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I'm assuming you checked the file name?
But there's only 4 of themstill looking tasty
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:13,
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I have to admit that my initial reaction was 'dead cornflakes'.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 20:20,
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Really? I thought more "Tiny Naan Breads on Landing Approach"..
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 23:01,
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"Home is where the giant melting clock is"
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:48,
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creepyEDIT: Reminds me of this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBKdSCbmiM
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:52,
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link not available in the UK, but I know it, great song and video HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 17:34,
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Windy Miller's Up.Woo!
I now have Juxtapozed With U by Super Furry Animals in my head - they go for that pun in one verse.
(I now have Juxtapozed With U by Super Furry Animals in my head - they go for that pun in one verse.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 17:20,
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other than Golden Retriever I've never really listened to SFAsuggestions for an album to get hooked by?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 17:24,
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Radiator and Gorilla are the ones I like best.The singles is probably the best introduction, though.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 17:43,
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All Furrys stuff is good prior to Love Kraft IMO.Reseptacle for the Respectable and No Sympathy from Rings around the World are a couple of personal Favs.
Oh and Guacamole, the B side to If you don't want me to destroy you.
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:09,
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Oh and Guacamole, the B side to If you don't want me to destroy you.
They aren't as good after that,but there are still some fine moments. Inaugural Trams off the last albums is one of my favourites.
And I like Runaway for the Matt Berry / Serge Gainsbourg video which is made with so much love and detail, despite the fact most viewers probably won't have seen the original.
(And I like Runaway for the Matt Berry / Serge Gainsbourg video which is made with so much love and detail, despite the fact most viewers probably won't have seen the original.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:24,
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Well I've just watched that video for the first time.Cheers!
Can't help but think it might work a bit better if he had a strip of grey and a tash though.....
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:34,
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Can't help but think it might work a bit better if he had a strip of grey and a tash though.....
Howl's Moving Hut Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:12,
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nicely done....and also reminded me of a certain Mr.V(
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 14 Feb 2016, 0:36,
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new blanket on the go
everything above the black line i've knitted and sewn already, a lot of it on buses this last week. the rest of it appears to be in mourning. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:23,
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Well it's either the top of a gay Dalek, or a large breasted lady having a bit of a lie down?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:28,
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i do have daleks, but i've never asked about their sexualityand a lady with large breasts knows all too well that they will inevitably migrate towards her armpits when she lies down
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:37,
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very cakeyand now i'm off home to knit some more cakeblanket
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:54,
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CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 18:11,
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Sat in a rooftop bar getting pissed off. Lost in Translation?and 25 hours between new threads? is that some sort of record?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 15:16,
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Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 19:02,
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man's allowed to get pissed off every now and then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:24,
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The bright flash -- even of an iPhone can get quite annoyingSo, good for him!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 16:33,
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Good on him.Taking photos without permission is really rude.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 21:47,
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I fucking love cars
This has SO been done, but I'm tired and I don't care
Ninj,
Fri 12 Feb 2016, 13:36,
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but do you love fucking cars? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Feb 2016, 15:41,
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She was flying in from Canada, and although she couldn't bring me the special items from there, she was connecting through Hong Kongso I saw it a perfect opportunity to pick up one of the two new promotional Quarter Pounders McDonald's Hong Kong was selling at the time. Both started as a "pay what you want" promotion by a quasi-famous Hong Kong chef and rolled out to the rest of the branches a week or two later. I only ever asked for her to bring the Aloha Heat since the other, the "Alpine Delight" main selling point was Grilled Mushrooms, my worst enemy. This was not the first time McDonald's Hong Kong has prevented me from eating a new burger by topping a burger with the most disgusting food on the planet, and I doubt it would be the last.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 12 Feb 2016, 21:28,
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The kinda dame who likes their meat in the bun.Morning b3ta! What's happen in the world?
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 8:44,
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a day with the godkidsexpecting results like a nasty flu and, possibly, a nice day
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 9:15,
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WHERE'S MY FUCKING CEMENT YOU RETARDS?!
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 13:11,
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Her names Mildred, and she's quite a dish!
Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 12:25,
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Wow. I hate horrible service. Especially AFTER I had to wait 10 minutes (no exaggeration) in the drive thru!I left ready to munch on my food, check the bag, missing burger! So i have to drive BACK to McDonald's... And the guy hives me an attitude as if I was wrong. After they found out they had meased up he blamed it on the another employee. This wjole ordeal tpok anout 25 mins (not so FAST Food). I simply asked for fries whih was an opportunity for them to salvage a bad experience. He told me "We cannot do that" I returned with "but you guys can charge me for an item I never recieved?" He again said they cannpt do that.
Waste of Money
Waste of Time
Burgers were COLD when I got home.
No wonder their company is plummeting
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 1:56,
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You were in San Diego at the time, weren't you? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:14,
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Lots of the reviews on there seem to be from San Diego.There are some very angry people using McD drive-thrus.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:21,
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You know what makes me angry?Standing in line behind the idiot at the filling station -- the one who is trying to decide which lottery scratch-off tickets he wants to buy.
I just want to pay for my Low-Sodium V8 juice and salted peanuts, and be on my way -- BUT YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME!!
(I just want to pay for my Low-Sodium V8 juice and salted peanuts, and be on my way -- BUT YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 2:30,
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Low-sodium v8, and SALTED peanuts.Mm-hmm
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 13 Feb 2016, 4:05,
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I know...I know :/
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 4:23,
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2 big macs a large fry and a small diet coke
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 4:40,
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Just one massive chip? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 13 Feb 2016, 13:26,
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