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[challenge entry] "Banana!"
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:22, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant Q! :)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:27, archived)
# Cheers man
haven't been in these parts for a while
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:29, archived)
# reminds me of the excellent Boring3d
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:28, archived)
# HAHA
it does too. I have to see that animation
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:29, archived)
# just still images
he used to churn them out with amazing regularity, then Dreamworks stole him and it slowed down to a trickle :(
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:32, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Long time no posts!
I haven't posted for such a long time (never was any good anyway but I enjoyed it), is it cheeky to repost this from ages ago for the Banana challenge?



(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:44, archived)
# You cheeky sod
:)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:55, archived)
# I for one am incensed
*cancels subscription*
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:00, archived)
# nice
keep up the good work Captain
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

*COOL BANANA FACT*
The reason banana flavoured stuff (sweets, angel delight, icecream etc) tastes different to actual bananas is the
flavouring is based on the taste of pre-1950's bananas, there was an apocalypse in the banana world so a new banana
was cultivated and is the one we know today.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:23, archived)
# is that true? makes sense
And that 1950s banana (the Cavendish) is on the verge of extinction itself
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:28, archived)
# yep
Bananas are quite rubbish at being a fruit (they aren't even fruits, they're technically herbs, or the tree is,
they're even more technically a berry. plus additional fun fact, the banana tree can move around as it's roots
aren't rooted). what a world we live in eh?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:36, archived)
# Triffids!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:57, archived)
# in a way, yes.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:06, archived)
# Wha...!
There must be a horror about this out there? With bunch-a-Banana hands?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:26, archived)
# *starts writing script*
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:41, archived)
# All trees can move around, they choose to do it when nobody is looking.


(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:23, archived)
# but how will i ever know?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:45, archived)
# Footprints in the butter.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:17, archived)
# stand in the fridge and wait until autumn?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:19, archived)
# oooooh angel delight
brb
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:29, archived)
# bring back enough for the rest of the class.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:37, archived)
# Only had butterscotch flavour
and I errr... I dropped it...sorry!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:46, archived)
# dropped it?
a likely story...
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:50, archived)
# mmmm
used to love that stuff
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] So this is why he filmed it in black&white!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:11, archived)
#

(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:14, archived)
# *flames* :)
Edit: Compo?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:18, archived)
# Merry candles¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:51, archived)
# A knife of frozen piss?
genius, just flush it after use
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:17, archived)
# I fear the hot shower would destroy this brilliant plan
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:27, archived)
# ice piss can withstand extreme heat
it'll be good for a few stabs
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:29, archived)
# Nothing to do with bananas
But I made this little guy as I was asked to and he'll feature in an exhibition at the White Rainbow gallery (London) on Tuesday/Wednesday.
Mark Hamill and a few other Star Wars cast also made their own and they'll all be auctioned off for Great Ormond Street Hospital. There is exactly £8 of coins surrounding him - BB£8
Come along and bring a friend, it's for charity mate? more info
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:35, archived)
# Rolling in money
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Stop bragging
;)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] booof!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:51, archived)
# I miss Bits
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:58, archived)
# "Use the Fyffes"
sorry
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:59, archived)
# Nice one
I bid £2.50
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:53, archived)
# £2.54?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:55, archived)
# £3 and a slightly used copy of Who framed roger rabbit? the script book. (paperback)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:57, archived)
# Sold!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:05, archived)
# *does a dance*
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:08, archived)
# You paid too much
sucker hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:12, archived)
# got a star wars model thing for sale
£2.75?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:29, archived)
# it just, it just.. KEEPS on going man...
it never... it never ends!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:37, archived)
# live long and prosper
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:57, archived)
# It's logical captain
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Excellent referencing, £8 is how much Han Solo owed Jabba the Hutt
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:18, archived)
# I think Jabba could do with losing a few
pounds hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:31, archived)
# 2 or 3 times a week by the looks of it
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 8:15, archived)
# anatomically its more of a once a month thing
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 8:27, archived)
# happy candles
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 8:30, archived)
# saucy
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 8:57, archived)
# CANDLES!!
:D
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:17, archived)
# HAHA
He's now the double of an old friend from back in Ireland
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:16, archived)
# hah
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:54, archived)
# I won't be able to look at this again until next Friday.
WYH
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] For what you are about to receive, I am most apologetic...
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 3:36, archived)
# WoW!
Clickety
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 3:45, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 4:34, archived)
# I AM LIKE A GOD TO YOU PEOPLE
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 7:49, archived)
# That's superb, fresh water m...oh
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 8:25, archived)
# There are not enough frying pans in the universe
woo
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 8:46, archived)
# excellent work
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Excellent
Have a pea for your efforts
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:26, archived)
# That is not a pea
you 'nana
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:06, archived)
# Smashing stuff
:)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant. Conjured up a nightmarish world where fruit have taken over.
What would the Banana Bible look like? What if Jesus was a Banana? Ahhhh!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Arf
(, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 12:27, archived)
# ha ha!
*click*
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:50, archived)
# oh, the, .....bananity?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:58, archived)
# HI, I'M KERMIT
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:58, archived)
# Hi Birthday Boy
...or Girl, I don't judge
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:59, archived)
# I'm not a sexy laydeee
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 2:05, archived)
# HMMM
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 2:20, archived)
# oh showry
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry] happy forum signup anniversary
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 3:14, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 3:14, archived)
# now more Björkish
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 3:19, archived)
# japananas
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 4:32, archived)
# is that mustard?
wow.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 4:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
By the way, I started making a b3ta TOP LIST of favourites, you're my 23rd!!!

But if you turn out to be a girl, that might change.

Full list here, if anyone cares: bit.ly/1PZlKWk
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 4:29, archived)
# FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 6:24, archived)
# oh you bugga!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] banana you say


murderous pea
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 23:52, archived)
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(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:54, archived)
# that's enough dammit!!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:58, archived)
# I HAVEN'T GONE TOO FAR ENOUGH
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 2:07, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 2:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 3:19, archived)
# Be the Geest™.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Haha!!
Go on my son! :)
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 23:34, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 19:23, archived)
# pfffffffft
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 18:55, archived)
# gah!
Its not on playtendo!
edit: is that Jack from as good as it gets?. I love that film. Its my fav
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 18:57, archived)
# Wondering if
Jack-In-The-XBox is an intended or accidental pun here.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 19:18, archived)
# Is it Oculus VR compatible, and does it feature an About Schmidt hot tub level?
Just asking for a friend.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 19:51, archived)
# I can't handle the truth.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 20:02, archived)
# I just lost the game
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 20:32, archived)
# only played the first level..
and thats about as good as it gets.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 22:07, archived)
# submitted a picture of microsoft captionbot to microsoft captionbot.. apparently its a bus.. self aware test failed
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Maybe it that's how it sees itself, not as a mere toy, there for the whim of bored geeks, but a proud and impressive bus AI, out on the streets and meeting people
And you just criticise the poor thing.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:46, archived)
# would it look something like this work that is 100% mine and created by mine and not stolen?
edit - fuck forgot to block out hekims tag and put mines on it


(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:50, archived)
# needs more licked windows
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:53, archived)
# FP THIS NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:42, archived)
# is it a autobot?
chi che chu chu cheww chhuwww.. (insert tranformer noise here)
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:55, archived)
# Recent comics transliterate it as "tsche-chu-chu-chu-tsche"
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 20:11, archived)
# if it doubts its own confidence, how can we trust it?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:49, archived)
# I was trying to get #craptionbot trending but it's not happening, I've only got 29 followers, like...
Also I think I broke it earlier when I asked it to identify goatse and tubgirl...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:55, archived)
# goatse was my first attempt, it said it was a boy riding a scateboard in the grass???...
then i tried various donald trump pics which it couldnt be fucked analyzing..
then i was looking for a picture of branson pissing on rob to submit but could only find one without branson.. results = I am not really confident, but I think it's a close up of a person eating a banana and he seems 😁.

then i submitted a pic of me own cock and nads, its going to take a long time to anal ize because of the size etc etc
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:58, archived)
# 29? You social butterfly!
4. And one of them's only there because she thought I was someone else.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 17:21, archived)
# Jesus Jones was following me at one point
I don't know if they still are but that was a bit of a lift
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 20:21, archived)
# that's what it wants you to think
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] WRONG CAMPAIGN!!!!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:26, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:28, archived)
#
angry amorous
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] FREE BANANA
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:57, archived)
# this sickens me
and not in a good way
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:04, archived)
# not a fan of free things?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:08, archived)
# free things, yes
bananas, no
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:21, archived)
# ah ya big jessy!
it's only a 'nana.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:27, archived)
# they're disgusting
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:28, archived)
# dya reckon those black bits inside them
might be tarantula eggs?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:35, archived)
# if they were, i'd like them
i want another tarantula, my last one died years ago
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:42, archived)
# did you feed it too many bananas?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:43, archived)
# i never fed it bananas
i fed it crickets and locusts
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:48, archived)
# maybe you should've fed it bananas then...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Expensive Willy™.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] works for both compos
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:48, archived)
# That's a m....
... that's a m....

Oh, I don't want to use the M word.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah!!!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:04, archived)
# More scary than the original!

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:47, archived)
# He's obviously suffering from a Banana Split!
WYH
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 23:38, archived)
# very nice
I like how you added the bits of banana to the bowl of blood ;)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:36, archived)
# Cheers mate
Ha! Just spotted that myself! :)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:04, archived)
# fantastic!
:D
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:34, archived)
# :D
\O/
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:04, archived)
# I'm so very sorry
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:30, archived)
# No you're not
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] yummy album

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] antonio bananderas.. bindun? prolly.. meh
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:26, archived)
# The Microsoft captionbot says : "I am not really confident, but I think it's person holding a banana. "
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:12, archived)
# been playing around with it since reading your comment.. scroll up for the results
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:40, archived)

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