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# Another legend fallen and another wall to paint

Previous and future canvases can be bought from my etsy shop
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 13:31, archived)
# Well at least you cash in from the cunts dropping off like flys
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 14:00, archived)
# Nice stencil.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 14:48, archived)
# Threshold-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Up Yours!

(AdrianJ, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:57, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 12:40, archived)
# FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 14:49, archived)
# R.I.P to the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:32, archived)
# Aww, and he was so good in the new Star Wars :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 10:39, archived)
# will he be a hologram in the next one?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:01, archived)
# Pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 12:41, archived)
# These "blacks" you get nowadays, they all look the same, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 13:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 14:02, archived)
# Not really, but when I first seen the 'Force Awakens' trailer, I really thought he'd be perfect to play a young Ali?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:04, archived)
# eek!
Looks like he took his face and splashed it all 9ver
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this would have been the happiest way for the film to end?
(champagnerocker, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] happy ending/hun-happy ending

..filmed on location exactly as it (did/didn't) happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 6:34, archived)
# beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 7:30, archived)
# Oh wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:09, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:35, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:05, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 5:12, archived)
# Did David Cameron ever publicly deny that he fucked a dead pig?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:18, archived)
# No, which is odd, he usually has no problems telling porkies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] he finally made it - let's all give him a big hand
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:27, archived)
#
:)
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Optimise Prime
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 0:07, archived)
# ponces with wolf
perfumed ponce
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 0:54, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:34, archived)
#
I need to use something other than ms paint
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:07, archived)
# Why so

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 0:44, archived)
# What is the perfect width, these days?
280 is clearly too small, however 600 just feels so nouveau.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:52, archived)
# I like 400 for gifs
And 527 for jpeg!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:10, archived)
# 401 obvs.
Clay for mod!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:33, archived)
# Too much of a coward to put this as a reply on fb, because 'oversensitive idiots'.
Knock yourselves out though.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:05, archived)
# I'm upset by this
PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Look, I already shopped out the ten year old standing a couple of inches away facing his groin, what do you want from me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:22, archived)
# It's not how it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:25, archived)
# You've taken my life away
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:25, archived)
# Ruining everything
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:25, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
*adds as friend*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:30, archived)
# chin up
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:15, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:37, archived)
# reversed caret
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:39, archived)
# Spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:38, archived)
# CHEVRON TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:36, archived)
# we can make this happen
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:15, archived)
# chevrons don't make a right
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:16, archived)
# >>>>>>>>>>>
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:16, archived)
# •
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:19, archived)
# I am now more than happy
I love a /board chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:21, archived)
# Haz I fucked it?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:22, archived)
# Or is there such a thing
As a double chevron?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:23, archived)
# of course there's such a thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:28, archived)
# when proper b3tans like dave the hat & captain wow were still around
chevrons worked
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:39, archived)
# they still work now if you keep at it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 7:31, archived)
# just dream big
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 7:31, archived)
# and keep posting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 7:31, archived)
# almost there, almost there...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 7:32, archived)
# touchdown
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 7:32, archived)
# Nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:11, archived)
# dick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 15:14, archived)
# At first it hurt a little but the next day was when I really felt the pain.
Its been now three days and it still hurts alot. I can't sit all the way back, after a while of sitting I have trouble getting up, it hurts when I sit, lay on my back, even sneeze. Every little move I make I feel the pain. Does these mean I fracture my tail bone? What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:21, archived)
# HIS MY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 6:40, archived)
# Mr Ween.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:50, archived)
#
Ween is an American alternative rock band formed in New Hope, Pennsylvania in 1984 by childhood friends Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo, better known by their respective stage names, Gene Ween and Dean Ween.

Songs include:
Push Th' Little Daisies
Baby Bitch
Bananas And Blow
Stay Forever
Mutilated Lips
Waving My Dick In The Wind
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:22, archived)
# I KNOW, ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 19:09, archived)
# ?
b3ta.com/board/10788902
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 0:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10789000
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 0:30, archived)
# :O
b3ta.com/board/10789098
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:02, archived)
# Sooo... RISing like a bitch here.
Tried downloading to have a closer look : lots of blurry episode vii followed by frames 60&61 that seem to be an aubergine with the bad AIDS.
Back to blurry ep vii before a look at Janet Street Porter's dentures for frames 86&87 of the 90 needed to make the point.
What fucking point?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Calm down m8
I think it's just a bunch of flowers he is giving his daddy
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:03, archived)
# Ah, flowers. OK got it now.
It's like one of those magic eye pictures- once you see it it all makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:22, archived)
# Do you think the idiots that bought those still have them up on the walls at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Still have mine up!
Wait wha?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:31, archived)
# it's a dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:31, archived)
# ...nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:32, archived)
# I know,
Just started doing this shit so I brought down the gif size to be able to post it on here, without realising how altered and unidentifiable it became, there's probably a way to fix it, but it was a bit of a shit gif anyway
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11200452
From the FAQ: Jokes are more important than technique!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and so on


(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:09, archived)
# I simply didnt see that coming!
SO so funny
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:25, archived)
# OMFG! That is fucking brilliant!!
Scrolled down and literally laughed out so loud that I got into massive trouble with the missus. Mainly because it took me 5 minutes to stop laughing, and once I'd shown her the picture strip another 10 minutes to explain why it is so funny.
She's now gone to bed in a huff.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:13, archived)
# Fab
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 6:09, archived)
# Bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:58, archived)
# Not long now
(Beanchimp, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:43, archived)
# Excuse me
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:49, archived)
#
He is on life support and family have been rushed to his bedside, I guess it won't be long now before he goes
(Beanchimp, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:07, archived)
# You can't help him. You can't.
Right now he's being cocooned like the others.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:27, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:47, archived)
# Nicely crossed through?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:48, archived)
# YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy?

(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:05, archived)
# An FP with no replies? Unheard of!
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:13, archived)
# Ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:32, archived)
# CHEVRON
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 1:33, archived)
# AND ANOTHER ONE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:59, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:00, archived)
# About right
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 2:09, archived)
# Splendid
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 6:09, archived)
# Cameron would be more fitting. He's a liar and a fraud
At least Nigel speaks the truth.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(spikeyboyo SPK, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:33, archived)
# I've just got to nip off for a bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:58, archived)
# But you can't even see Luke''s arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:47, archived)
# Luke's Hand Mk. II
Now with vibrating mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Larry and Dusty


(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:42, archived)
# Would :)

(herman:D, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:27, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:48, archived)
# top pubing :~)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:04, archived)
# Blimey but that's ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:10, archived)
# WIN
This is probably the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ;D
(herman:D, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:23, archived)
# Epic Dumboage
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:27, archived)
# Flappy twat. *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:59, archived)
# geniums!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Simples...
(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Forced Happiness...
(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:58, archived)
# another awesome film
Difficult read though
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Rigged...
(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:21, archived)
# massive
Ris?
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:33, archived)
# De-Ris Service...
https://youtu.be/bxDRVE-UfHk
(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# and
Now I see the light :)
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:58, archived)
# George Lazenby usually languishes at the bottom of most 'Best Bond' lists.
Your education is complete.
(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 17:03, archived)
# he used to languish upstairs from me
at 38 pont street

when i were lad living there

he was the shittest bond, except for david niven

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:32, archived)
# In "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", George Lazenby's only Bond film
At the end, Bond and Tracy get married. As they're driving off for their honeymoon, Blofeld's henchlady, Irma Bunt, shoots Tracy dead. This is possibly what sets Bond off down the rocky road of alcohol, promiscuity and foolhardiness.

In the above, happy-ending-for-Tracy version, it's Bond who dies, leaving Tracy to discover that the fan theory is correct - "James Bond" is merely an alias adopted by a series of secret agents - and she meets the next Bond, as portrayed by Sean Connery.

That's my interpretation anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 17:01, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11200395
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 17:15, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:28, archived)
# basildon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:33, archived)
# SEE YOU JIMMY©!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 18:36, archived)
# Tatty-filarious!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ooo, nice conversion witchy
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:13, archived)
# Later...
(AdrianJ, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:25, archived)
# i like this
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:34, archived)
# if only there were a button to click showing such eh?
if only...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:37, archived)
# we can but dream
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Everyone's drunkeness explains the shaky cam.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Cherie's put on weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Blow Me


Click for bigger (71 kb)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 15:43, archived)
# top 50
Movie love
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 16:34, archived)
# I liked him in shaun of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 21:38, archived)
# scary fucker
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Jun 2016, 11:00, archived)

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