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[challenge entry] Chairman May


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(Alligator, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody hell!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] May Day
(Alligator, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:50, archived)
# Haha
oops
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 10:58, archived)
# "Pull up to the bumper, Mayby."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 13:15, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:38, archived)
# Apparently the coup is all down to a branding mistake

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:30, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wonderful sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:33, archived)
# Gotta catch him at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:54, archived)
#
too soonlate
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:31, archived)
# scary how fast the news moves these days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 13:37, archived)
# I know pance, I know the best pance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:14, archived)
# Are those trickles of blood?
What's he keeping in there?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:15, archived)
# It's all kicking off in Turkey.....
https://www.rt.com/news/351334-ankara-shooting-jets-helicopters/
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:17, archived)
# Place is going wild. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:25, archived)
# Shit
(gijoel, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:58, archived)
# "grate"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:18, archived)
# I painted over a sumo belt, it's the dangly bits
I think its from Austin Powers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:18, archived)
# I assumed they were the indentations left from an obviously too tight suspender belt
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Groucho May?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:56, archived)
# You know
If the rumours of a coup in Turkey are true, Boris won't have to worry about fallout from that goat poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:35, archived)
# You've missed a perfectly good Leia-bikini-opportunity™, you know. But I do love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] What? I was just finishing this! (Nice work btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:50, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Even here in Australia, people can't believe Boris is anything but a nutjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:22, archived)
# Nice one Toastie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# pucker my anus
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:36, archived)
# Cheers Rob
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Is that an expression of delight, or a request?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:50, archived)
# it was an expression of delight that I thought reflected Theresa's welcoming, sexual mouth
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:10, archived)
# shopped pics only please etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:58, archived)
# Lovely job Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:00, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:40, archived)
# Nice
(herman:D, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:54, archived)
# make the proper one
with the 'TES'

It will annoy me and I cant make it now...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:04, archived)
# yay
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:03, archived)
# yay also
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:31, archived)
#
Which 'stroke' matching algorithm, did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Awww, there's Larry!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:05, archived)
# now that she's PM
will she finally change her name to Theresa Definitely Fucking Will?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:13, archived)
# She May just do that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:46, archived)
# Pwoar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:10, archived)
# That pic of Gove you've used reminds me of:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:17, archived)
# what about burning sacks of dogshit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Sorry, I'm a bit 'RIS' on this?
explain yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Just May, being a bit 'aloof'
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:13, archived)
# Ahh, I see Beaker and a Skeleton looking out that letterbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# I've got one of those on my door.
... mostly for their protection, not mine, as I get kind of angry with cold callers...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:41, archived)
# They should jolly well wear coats if it's chilly out
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] no one done this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)
# Alien Cock..
With teeth!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:45, archived)
# all the better for chewing you off
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha
ace
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:45, archived)
# cheers fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)
# Get away from her, you bitch.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:46, archived)
# haha she's the queen alright. I wonder what happened to her egg laying tube
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)
# If you leave a suitcase of money in the usual place I can provide you with the negatives, if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:47, archived)
# done :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:15, archived)
# They mostly come at night, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:59, archived)
# eeeeep!!
*locks doors!*

front and back, right kids? *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)
# ! : ) Terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:02, archived)
# I know! i got the cold sweats man!
GAme over!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)
# So that's why she appointed Johnson... she wanted somewhere to incubate her eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:07, archived)
# *shudders*
that's a lot o eggs
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)
# She has serrated teeth!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:17, archived)
# you fucking know it bro!
all the better for tearing through your flesh n that
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha, lovely work
Even scarier when cropped!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:19, archived)
# ah jesus mate
that's given me a soft off right there
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)
# I got a lob on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:12, archived)
# No way am I putting my...
Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)
# will she swallow or not?
that's the kicker :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Theresa Maye
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:35, archived)
# Wonder if she'd go down so easily...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:39, archived)
# What IS wrong with you!!?!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)
#
I had a rough night.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Like the new hair and style Mrs May
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] she should grow her moustache back too
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
Suits that too well
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)
# Shooped only etc ;)
Ning Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:55, archived)
# gin n tonic
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:09, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:39, archived)
# Doctor figures?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] yowser...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:33, archived)
# erm..
conflicting...

erm...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:37, archived)
# it's ok
you take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I use to REALLY like the other one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:58, archived)
# No, no, no.

Because no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:37, archived)
# I'll put you down as a maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:41, archived)
# well okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:55, archived)
# I went for a drink with an old buddy last night
who confided in me that he had a bit of a "thing" for Ms May

now I said I could see the point of, say, Theresa Villiers, who's got a kind of milfy dominatrix thing going on, but I cannot for the life of me find anything appealing about Theresa May
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:42, archived)
# was this old buddy actually you
and you just needed to talk through your issues?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:46, archived)
# No,but I'm apparently a "sick fuck" for finding Villiers atractive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:17, archived)
# there's worse you could be aiming at
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:20, archived)
#
oh dear god.
no.

no.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:43, archived)
# not even the pearl necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:44, archived)
# all up her neack
and face
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)
# but not in her hair
again
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:12, archived)
# That's a strange bulge?
She's like Zammo in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)
# you're right
that IS a strange bulge...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)
# I'm going to have to study this for a little longer
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)
# it's a sailboat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Fuck it I would:D
(herman:D, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:21, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:16, archived)
# nice work on the logo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:23, archived)
# Ta
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:28, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:35, archived)
# Lovely, I've played that before a few times.
I really don't get 'Pokémon Go'? What do you actually achieve when playing it. "Yay, I found Monkeytits!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:39, archived)
# My idea was basically,
them looking for not real pokemon is the same as a tramp chasing cans of spesh that are only there and visible in his booze addled mind.

Which one is the more mental.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:44, archived)
# Yup
That was the game I played exactly. Didn't have Pokémon Go when I was at Uni :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)
# I dunno either but it's shit on the iPad where I've only got wifi and can't really leave the house :/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)
# my son wanted it.
tried it, and it wouldnt work!

I was so happy.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:18, archived)
# haha
I got my fair share of Pokémon, after I had to glue 13,000 cards to a massive canvas for them!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:23, archived)
# Pray for Nice
Because biscuits should never have to be the target of terrorism

(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:13, archived)
# The CEO of Eddie Stobart has tweeted Thoughts And Prayers.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:30, archived)
# PG Tips have also offered their support
McVities are already mobilising their army to prepare for a counter attack with Special Ops HobNobs on standby
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:32, archived)
# When I saw the headline "Nice Truck Attack" this morning
My first thought was "That doesn't sound very nice"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:46, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:37, archived)
# Same
'nice terror attack' on the BBC news ticker last night and I'm thinking ISIS had been custard pieing people.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:46, archived)
# "Attack in Nice" should surely have a G too, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:51, archived)
#
Attack Gin Nice
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:52, archived)
# Big Money...Big Prizes...I Love it!


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(Groovejackson, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Maydusa?


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(AyeRight, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 0:14, archived)
# Lurky McLurkface.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 6:56, archived)
# Pop Pun
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 22:37, archived)
# Fresh meat for the burgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:44, archived)
# That song was on Now That's What I call Music 11
The first and only time I ever bought a 'Now!' album

True fact
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:20, archived)
# O Alpaca....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:06, archived)

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