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[challenge entry] Good Morning Britain.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Tally Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:51, archived)
# At least Lord Snooty had chums.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:57, archived)
# That's rather tip top
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Under the heel
(LokiMD, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:47, archived)
# that'd be funny if it wasn't rather sad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:56, archived)
#
But Macron has amazing new sneakers.
(LokiMD, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:47, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:21, archived)
# Damned my eyes!
I thought that was Alan the Davies, 'star' of such hits: Jonathan Creek and QI.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:49, archived)
# Arlene Foster's bra and pants stuck in my head now. Thanks.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:49, archived)
#
in on
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:58, archived)
# gag!
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 7:40, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:06, archived)
# Your work's really coming along!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] probly
(ozof, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll sneak this one here...
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:05, archived)
# it goes baaaaaa! that is not my prime minister!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Wise old man won't you help me please?


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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)
# Illusion delusion collusion conclusion.

Video is here.
video link (3mb)
via twitter

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:27, archived)
# In her defence, those were four very tricky words to spell correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)
# WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] and on Tuesday she ate through the heating allowance for the elderly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:09, archived)
# She's eaten half of my savings :(
She's eaten the NHS funding too,
Yet, she continues with her ravings,
Is there nothing we can do?

*click* *munch* like lots.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:42, archived)
# i don't see how she'll turn into a butterfly...
no matter how long she stays in the cocoon
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:47, archived)
# Haha was going to do this!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:46, archived)
# cheers barbs
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:23, archived)
# make this now someone
*gathers money to throw at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:05, archived)
# *catches money and runs*
mwa-ha-ha-ha! i regret nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:13, archived)
# Damn IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Smash the state
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NOT friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:06, archived)
# The Big Nasty Politician?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:49, archived)
# that's really quite pretty
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:49, archived)
# bloody come over here, eating all our snoozcumbers!
I'm sat in Madrid airport. Good news is, the air con works WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:12, archived)
# :) that's grand.
Sophie: Where am I?
The BNP: Racist Country!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 13:45, archived)
# :)
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:02, archived)
# In theory, the BNP is more inclusive than the SNP.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Oi! Oi! Oi!
*sniffs solvent*
(dognutz, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a school of thought that says that this book is actually a commentary on addiction.


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 12:05, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha ha!
I like this and shall enclicken thusly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:58, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 20:50, archived)
# "of"?
Surely "Eased By"?
(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 5:57, archived)
[challenge entry] an old jokette


(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit yawn. That's politics for you.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:09, archived)
# perfect
so... probably time for a new compo.
(ozof, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:32, archived)
# Have I won?
Great. What's next?
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:40, archived)
# Haha!
Is that Rob on the front? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 11:36, archived)
# A young Roy Castle, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:02, archived)
# Is this an ad for the newest superhero, Cockman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POLITICIZE KIDS BOOKS

Politics is really dull to kids, which is a shame as they're the ones who'll suffer the most from it.
So help them understand how the world works fights by politicizing their books.
Push Winnie the Pooh to the left or the right and get the Famous Five to sort out Trump
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 8:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha nice one!
Have a pea...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:10, archived)
# it's not for compo, just for laughs

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:27, archived)
# *bombs embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:35, archived)
# i don't have an embassy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:37, archived)
# whoops
*extinguishes*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:40, archived)
# Correct, it's been bombed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)
# that erm...
that wasn't MY embassy... that was, the erm... FRENCH embassy.
yeah, french, that'll do it, they'll never know.
mwa-ha-ha-ha... oh shit, it's still on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 9:43, archived)
# Je suis Charlie
Or rather, Il est Charlie. Pas moi.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 10:52, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 16:45, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 17:22, archived)
# I think it's a cover of a Beetles song.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 18:22, archived)
# Pretty sure it's Jake Bugg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 18:46, archived)
# roachford, shurely
(ozof, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 22:11, archived)
# Cunt, you killed the board :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 1:51, archived)
# that bastard, and only you and I alive to witness the destruction
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Jul 2017, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] You live by the bird, you die by the bird...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 15:22, archived)
# Hillary lover. Sad!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 16:55, archived)
# Funny, so funny.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 17:08, archived)
# Woo!
He looks like Alf Stewart without the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 17:21, archived)
# I was thinking Charlie Drake
Showing my age now.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:18, archived)
# He tweets so much his stupid mouth LOOKS like a beak...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 20:51, archived)
# stupid beak mouth!
(ozof, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 7:53, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 22:02, archived)
# the tennis

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 15:19, archived)
# NWOT - this was hilarious in my head
And now it's just...odd.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 15:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Soz
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 16:04, archived)

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